Queen's Corgi

>let's make a movie based on a short about a funny dog, and shove Trump in there.

anyone saw this masturbpiece?

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why did this trigger you?

i like to talk about bad movies.

fun fact: the Queen of England didn't want any of her Corgies to outlive her, so she stopped breeding them. the last one died in 2018.

>"fun" fact

That's not a fun fact. That's not a fun fact at all.

Because fuck Trump

in the end movie praises Trump.

pedigree breeds are suffering from inbreeding, so i think less is better.

>he looks relatively normal
What the fuck?

Where do you people even find these movies? I've never heard of this shit until now

big hands

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Given I'm completely ok with that.

In my case, our distributors take anything "animated" to show at cinemas, these gems pop up now and then. It's a waste of time for literally EVERYBODY. Audience and cinema workers.

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He's a huge man. If he lifted he'd be a beast.

I feel really bad for German Shepards.

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Trump looks like Kingpin from Spider-Verse

The pic related was great though

all i know it's finding nemo in postapocalyptic world.

and there's THAT scene

What retard decided that a sloping back was a good idea?

Oy vey dont want any purebreeds goy!

Why the hell does that Corgi have blush and lipstick.

>and there's THAT scene

...fish orgy?

Imagine getting triggered by every portrayal of the current US president. Did your colon explode every time a cartoon Obama or Bush popped into your field of vision? Are you even old enough to have remembered that this is extremely common?

I want /pol/ to fuck off!

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this is the original short

go back to plebbit

I watched the trailer. Why would anyone want to watch a movie about this little shitstain of a dog? He's an asshole.

that's a cute dog, tho.

It's only bad when it happens to muh trump

I wanna fuck the eel.

He's the president of the united states. It's weirder that he doesn't have random cameos in more things like past presidents.

he looks cute, and he learns humilitiy.

but it was done very very badly.

Man, look at everything about it. Look at the shape of it's head and the length of it's legs. That's just the result of brutal inbreeding for a "purebred" disaster. Probably worth a fortune, too.

The shit people will pay for amazes me sometimes...

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He didn't decide that it should have a sloping back. That's not how that works. He decided that the German Shepard should be bigger and unknowingly bred faults into the animal.

Obviously because anything featuring Trump is doing so to mock the God emperor

The Obese Beast

Breeders need to be shot

>that dog

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Do German Shepherds exist without the sloping back?

would trump even be capable of owning a pet
i'm not convinced he can take care of himself let alone a separate creature

Well considering America is doing better then ever before I think he could.

I want to sniff Melania's butt.

Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump laugh?

fpbp

Ah I see. People are still furious that the Russian investigation turned up nothing yesterday.

Would probably die in a few months due to the fact trump would only feed the dog fast food.

>still furious
user, it’s only just beginning

True. We'll see more assblast in 2020 when he wins again.

That's because of capitalism, dipshit. He does jack shit to affect that. Unless we get a commie like Sanders and him having control of the Senate and House, socialism will never take root. Which is a good thing.

Why are we not allowed to make fun Trump for his appearance? You Fucktards do it for literally everyone else.

'member that comic book where Spiderman is best bros with Obama?

Those were times.

No one is triggered.

Stop trying to use dumb buzz-words and phrases to shut down discussions you don’t like.

who puts eyeshadow on a dog?

Goddamn Melania is hot

I'm more concerned with lipstick on a creature that doesn't have lips

Trump good

Yikes. This post did not age well

he used to be a beast when he was younger, Bannon described him as "physically imposing" when they first met

He is a big guy

trump... lay off the carrots

Obeast

Barron and Melania maybe. Trump himself, no.

Some people have a lot riding on Trump so any criticisms gotta be struck down with NPC memes or accusations of being a shill or being a cuckold or a homosexual or any number of things. This orange fella, he's good. He's really good.

trump looks like an older Gru

>in the end movie praises Trump.
How so, out of curiosity?

What is up with the dog?

>8 years of calling Obama a monkey and saying Michelle is secretly a man
>can't make fun of the guy who can't spend twenty minutes on a "how to apply concealer" tutorial from youtube and looks like he's constantly on death's door
Pretty sure Barron is his phylactery.

Literally nothing is known about the report.

>No indicments within

:)

Y'all should stop this now and turn this into a thread about historical figures in cartoons.

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You understand it's DoJ policy not to indict a sitting president since Nixon right? It's a political decision left to the Senate to discharge a president.

And none recommended

No we should talk about the evils of making purebreads and the decline of canine health.

Whorgi

>highest level of debt in history
>highest level of deficit in history
>recession is upcoming
>"better than ever"
? You must be confused about the things that happened due to Obama's policies, not the things you believe magically came true all of a sudden after Trump's inauguration.

If they had outlived her then her will stipulated they be sacrificed at her funeral and placed in her grave.

she's considered ugly by the royal corgis, and they joke that she looks like a guy, she also tries to rape main guy, and in the end rapes villian off screen

it's from Texas

No it was gonna be like in The Aristocats and the corgis would be crowned rulers of England.

Probably not a bad idea. Who's going to be mad at tax increases if it's done by a such a good boy?

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This thread is absolute shit.
Dat Ivanka though.

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what did Wikipedia mean by this?

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It's Mellenia isn't it?

I thought Wanda would use Rex to get in the castle and then betray him

Hasn't there been some success in bedding pugs that can actually breath properly?

Is this scene in the movie?

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>you are my queen now

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Has there ever been an actual attractive First Lady when her husband was in office? I don’t understand the Benny G memes b/c Melania isn’t much of a step up from Michelle. Ivanka is a total babe/milf tho i don’t fault Trump for wanting to Fuck her if she wasn’t his.

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>Drump

This is a shitty president... prove me wrong.

Yes, if you get them from a proper breeder.

he is friends with Based Kim

>citation needed

>being allies with a gook that can betray you any minute

That’s not a good reason.

Nope: youtube.com/watch?v=bZ6GLfAYU2g


Fun Fact: my country's government funded this movie so thank Spain for this

Government often sponsor garbage pretending it's art

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What the hell are you on about?

Here's to hoping Lon drops by and draws porn of the corgi

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Getting sick of you liberals and your racism, first you enslave black people and Republicans had to kick your ass to free them now you call Kim that offensive word and imply there's a treacherous element to the man (treachery by nature being an old stereotype the left has about asians). Your hero Che made some disgusting remarks too.

Is this the new lie now that the Mueller investigation has proven that Trump was America's guy all along?

Who funds all these cheap animations? I saw one about a Polar Bear not too long ago and it was awful, I cannot magine anyone sat through the whole thing.

Ivnaka looks like a 1960's spy

>angler fish is a hero
nani?

It's just Money laundering.

I still wait for Arctic Justice.

Fucking pro-angler fish propaganda

>Lie
Really you can't buy Trump doing some shit like this? Ironically or unironically Trump seems like he'd love to either be the guy that seduced or creeped on British royalty.
Honestly what's to be expected? Most Presidents are just average Middle Age Men, why not expect their wives to be much of the same?

The Mueller investigation has just ended three years of lies about Trump, lies that people have taken as absolute fact without any hard evidence. Maybe you can rationalise that Trump is the type to do something like make a pass at Diana, but there's no hard evidence he did, certainly not to the extent that piece is claiming. And to be fair mate, she was more of a celeb than actual royalty, a billionaires connections to Hollywood would probably make fucking a celebrity a weekly event.

when humans play god animals suffer

Didn't pugs used to be quite big dogs too? Pretty sure they or bulldogs got the worst of it.

I wouldn't call several people going to jail nothing.

Bulldogs yes. Pugs were intended to be that gay

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That's a very high resolution photograph of a bulldog from the 1800s.

Looks like merkel in a suit desu

My friend has a froggo doggo. He looks like he is in pain 24/7.

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This is the only thing we are allowed to use the time machine

Remember that one where Trump is Modok?

of course they'll demonize the white guy

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