Basic rules:
>is pro-Christian
>is not political
Other than that, the sky's the limit.
How would you do a Christ-Chan cartoon?
Dylan Watson
Parker Thompson
Here are some Christ-Chans, for bumping and inspirational purposes.
Liam Taylor
Even if the material itself isnt political the character is rooted in pol "culture"
It wouldnt last.
Connor Myers
Alexander Fisher
It started on /pol/, but a lot of Christians who like the character get annoyed when she is associated with genocide and stuff like that. Anyway this is just a thought experiment, I'm not expecting an actual series to come out of it (at least not without the creators changing the name and appearance enough that no one associates it with Christ-chan).
Hudson Bell
Hudson Long
Gavin Cook
I want to corrupt and lewd Christ-chan
Blake Hall
Cameron Harris
Only if it's within the bounds of holy matrimony, user.
William Morris
How about lonely NEET Christ-Chan?
Nicholas James
Jace Sullivan
James Wood
Well that's no fun
Juan Clark
Falls for a criminal black guy immigrant, redeems him with her pure love then shown with a mixed family and preaches(hue) about the values of diversity and tolerance and how her love and support helped him to find a new home and new life. The ending shot is showing their three mixed kids smiling and waving at the camera.
Henry Parker
Have her gather the 7 Sonichu balls and save Crystal from the time vortex
Cooper Brooks
So anal it is than.
Carter Peterson
I would do it something like this
>She's from an alternate dimension where everyone is Christian and happy
>Somehow gets trapped in our dimension
>Everything is comically edgy
>Fish out of water story
>She is a naive but good person who sometimes comically misunderstands modern problems (drugs, sex, etc.)
>Tries to befriend everyone and tell them about Jesus
>Every episode makes a new friend and in her own awkward way helps them overcome a problem
>Her group of friends grows, even if they don't accept her religion at first, they appreciate her good-hearted nature
Leo Russell
Isn't sodomy a sin?
Nathaniel Bennett
This is still political, just in the opposite direction. Leave politics out of it.
Grayson Walker
Only if you're a man taking up the bum.
Isaac Ross
A mix of Amelia Bedilia and Dan Vs; Christ-Chan goes around being retarded and getting mad at black people and gays and scientists and despite no one acknowledging her existence
Adrian Campbell
You know, I've met some Christ-Chans before. See, the thing about Christ-Chans is they're already married. They marry at 17 and refuse to see any fault in their pick of partner even though they were Bloberta Puppington'd by someone even more blind. It's really bit a cat worth chasing.
No good christian woman waits for a flippant weeb before going forth and multiplying.
Nathan Richardson
She would not consent to that (at least not outside of marriage, and maybe not inside it either).
Blake Robinson
Miss the part about corrupting her?
Aaron Wright
Its okay, I would just call anyone racist who disliked it and get glowing reviews from critics too scared to lose their jobs.
John Howard
Don't worry, that was just a typo.
Xavier Rogers
Noah Barnes
David Thompson
Her faith is strong, she's not vulnerable to your perversions.
Andrew Sullivan
What denomination is Christ-chan?
Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus
Lincoln Brown
Bumping with other Yea Forumshristian pics as I am out of Christ-Chans.
Samuel White
Non-denominational and only says things that every mainstream Christian could agree with so as to avoid sectarianism.
Jeremiah Morgan
Some flavor of american protestant I assume. Leaves open all kinds of obscenely obscure and retarded congregations from mormons to westboro baptists to televangelists.
Henry Turner
Jack Rogers
>t. Satan
You realize WBC is literally one family of lawyers who provoke people to assault them so they can sue them for money, right? And virtually all churches disagree with the things they say? And no mainstream Christian churches consider Mormons to be Christians.
Jacob Kelly
Angel James
Is this icon Yea Forums-related? It looks cartoony to me.
Cameron Reed
Not him but contributing what I have
Bentley Hall
Mason Gutierrez
I like showing people struggling with faith, so I would focus on that. Don't make it generically Christian where Christ is some bland nice guy. Really show the belief system and the radical nature of his teachings.
John Diaz
Camden Moore
Samuel Morris
Dominic Jackson
>is not political
Not possible. Religion and politics are hopelessly intertwined, to the point that even if you consciously try to avoid talking about the intersection of governance and Christianity, you're still making a political statement. Any interaction Christ-Chan might have with representatives of other religions has political implications.
Grayson Robinson
Gabriel Flores
okay, get this:
jack chick tracts... but for weebs & incels
Angel Russell
Religion is kinda inherently political.
Daniel Richardson
Fuck off Malay
Elijah King
Christ-Chan's focus should be on helping people and sharing her love of Jesus with them. That's not to say this doesn't have political implications, it does, but the cartoon shouldn't be focused on exploring those in depth. Mainly I didn't want this thread to have the /pol/ baggage sometimes associated with the character, but also no baggage from the other direction either.
Benjamin Lewis
Ian Foster
I dunno about that. Our kingdom is not of this world.
Sebastian Thomas
Levi Butler
Luke Wilson
Elijah Bell
It sounds like you want Christ-Chan to spread only the uncontroversial elements from the new testament, and not the pro-immigrant stuff, or the anti-wealth-hoarding stuff, or the antisemitic stuff, or the homophobic stuff. Basically, if you have the character preach the full gospel, you're going to piss off the both the right and the left, and to avoid one or the other, you'd have to include only the most tame elements, Veggie-Tales style.
Camden Barnes
Morel Orel but female and a little less dark
William Carter
Moral Oral combined with KotH.
Angel Brown
That sure isn't how the religious have been acting for most of their history. As soon as any religion gets big enough they're gonna try to assume political power.
Dominic Turner
Alexander Taylor
Nolan Ross
Except you're now following the same pattern that's more than likely going to kill Funimation and RT.
Logan Clark
The church leaders strayed from Christ's message in my opinion, but his words still stand and reprimand their mistakes.
Nicholas Ortiz
Angel White
Oliver Sullivan
Nah, Christianity is inherently political. Revelation(No "s" you heathens) is wildly metaphorical but still requires certain earthly geopolitical prerequisites be met, namely Christianity being known to all the world, which is a somewhat political goal since it requires culture dominance.
Luke Collins
Austin Campbell
James Stewart
Aiden Parker
Basically. I'm suggesting an idea for a cartoon here. It would not need to go into depth about stuff like that. Just basic morals that could be applied further to those areas. Stuff like 'Do unto others as you would have others do unto you' or treating immigrants nicely would be fine to show, although it doesn't need to address what the government's immigration policy ought to be. As for anti-wealth hoarding, an episode promoting sharing and criticizing greed would be fine, but again it doesn't need to get into the value of government wealth redistribution policies. It's a cartoon.
Landon Jones
Yes, and?
Leo Sullivan
Juan Sullivan
Chase Garcia
Angel Stewart
Elijah Bennett
Hunter Rivera
Christianity was not meant to be spread at the point of a sword the way Islam was. You can tell people about Jesus without the state being involved.
biblegateway.com
Colton Perez
Nolan Carter
Thomas Anderson
Kayden Hill
Xavier Campbell
Cameron Cruz
Brayden Hernandez
Andrew Jackson
Henry Kelly
Asher Clark
Jack Clark
Jeremiah Long
Hudson Nelson
>GLBT
This was before the lesbians demanded top billing, I guess?
Dylan Russell
Michael Roberts
Nathaniel Lopez
Aaron Thompson
Do you have any suggestions for the cartoon? While you're here..
Christopher Bailey
Leo Anderson
Dominic Thomas
Henry King
Gabriel Wright
Cooper Phillips
Daniel Davis
Noah Bell
Jayden Davis
Samuel Moore
Whipping the shit out of sinners
Luis Powell
Or killing random trees with no clear reason
David Young
The fig tree is a symbol of Israel, he was illustrating it's spiritually barren nature physically.
Jose Ortiz
we will make her ours she deserves better
Adam Miller
Politics is the governmental allocation of physical resources. Religion is a socially-organized metaphysical cosmology.
They're both ideological; it's annoying to me when the broadly ideological gets conflated with being just politics.
Josiah Kelly
>yuri
>implying
That's obviously moot on the right. Contrary to what mentally ill people wants you to think, wanting to be the little girl doesn't mean you actually are or will ever be the little girl
Daniel Williams
>argument from ignorance
That one is meant to make superstitious people look like drooling morons, right?
Evan Barnes
Cartoon about Christ-chan attending all-girl Christian school and dealing with teen girl problems would be nice.
Jaxon Sullivan
There's something profoundly disappointing in the concept of all this.
John Jenkins
>antitrans fag finds a reason to complain anywhere
go back to discord
Landon Roberts
it's so fucking simple but you fuckers don't get it, do you?
just make a fucking Christ-Chan bootleg of Divine Comedy, if you want make her cartoon into shonen then just copy concept of Dante's Inferno game
Angel Stewart
Have it told from the perspective of an Eastern, non-Christian character, and even have it take place in a primarily Eastern, non-Christian nation. Presenting Western culture from an outsider's perspective can highlight what makes it special and unique. This provides non-Western, non-Christian audiences something to identify with, and helps Western and Christian culture seem less mundane.
Luke Clark
Make it a lewd borderline pornagraphic sex-ed show that everyone thinks is about puberty but is actually an extended and brilliant metaphor for the history of the church. Yes, even the figging.
Colton Edwards
renactment of the reformation but its anime girls
Owen Lewis
"pro-Christian" is a pretty loose rule, honestly. I guess Joyce from Dumbing of Age webcomic would be a good baseline. Also, Serenity, though I haven't actually read the whole series.
She can stay true to her faith, but I like the idea of the supporting cast to be teasing her every passing moment, like
James Lopez
>is pro-Christian
lol why tho
Joshua Phillips
westarinstitute.org
Apparently homosexuality, or gay activity in general, isn't discussed in the new testament that christians use. I guess notably, the 4 gospels detailing Jesus's life makes no mention on his opinion towards homosexual activity. And, well, a lot of disdain towards homosexual culture generally focuses on buttsex, which yuri relationships lack the appendages to perform the sodomy that strikes fear into every good christian/muslim/jew/whatever
Austin Rogers
Zachary Evans
Because if you had anti-Christians making a show about Christ-chan it would turn it into something like The Goode Family.
Luis Perez
It could be really heartwarming if she is bullied, but then turns around and shows compassion for her bully after discovering that she is also suffering. That's the kind of Christianity I want to see on TV.
Christopher Garcia
Explain?
Anthony James
Charles Baker
That show was just fundamentally boring from the start. It didn't have any audience to appeal to, just a cobbled mess of topics with no real semblance of "family". Moral Orel, as others have mentioned, is a good example of a young naive character testing their faith and goodwill as they're introduced to the complexity and hardships of their adult influences.
Joshua Sanchez
>black guy
>immigrant
thats not how it works
African Americans i.e Black Pople are their own distinct ethnic group
They came various regions from West Africa add in the Mixing i.e rape by Arab/Berber North Africans who captured and sold them and the very noticeable amount of English-Scotch ancestry from the rape committed by southern Slave Owners
you get a people that are noticeably different genetically and physically from west Africans
even the blackest big lipped black man in America has some European ancestry
Liam Morales
There are still immigrants who come directly from Africa (or Jamaica, or wherever).
Joshua Thomas
Moral Orel was at least not anti-Christian (anti-fundie maybe) and I would argue was even pro-Christian with the conclusion and Orel keeping the faith.
Austin Moore
I can imagine an episode where she tries to befriend a satanist
Grayson Wright
Christ-chan's Inferno. She had to clean X place (school, city, country), killing demons, possesions, destroy satanic cults, etc.
Carson Gonzalez
It's a monster rape porno but then god smites the monsters and they die because they were evil. The end.
Carter Wood
>wants to go to church but is too much of a shut-in.
Kayden Diaz
>I want to corrupt and lewd Christ-chan
NO. You do not understand the value of the tease. Have her instead narrowly avoid corruption each week at the very last moment through the power of Christ. It's the Sailor Moon monster-of-the-week formula only with titillation. Also, there should be other frenemy senshi in the show such as Orthodox-chan here.
Zachary Davis
I don't see any politics here, it's just another story of Boy meets Girl.
Adrian Bell
Emphasizing the value of diversity is a political statement.