Your hero name and what your powers are?

>Wet Girl

top kek

Fuck you faggot. I've got a fucking doctorate in gravity and I know your crackpot ideas will only increase obesity. t. Doctor Gravity.

>moon magic
I'm a dude and not a fag

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>Atomic Magic
I'm a magical boy with the very controversial ability to cause atomic scale explosions. I also have enough power in my fingertips to light an entire city, but the "Accidentally nuked Kanton South Dakota" thing is what I'm most known for.

Mister Chaos

So if not luck powers then super intelligence but maybe I have so much going on in my head I can only be understood by other super intellects

>Moon Dog
I'm a werewolf
awoo

Moon Dancer.
So I'm a magical girl(male) or a showgirl(male)

>The Girl
I mean I guess I just achieved the greatest wish of 90% of people on this site but I was hoping for something a little more.

You are like a sun sized star nearing the end of it's life (at this point carbon is being made through fusion). Then you turn red (skin) giant and vore insues.

That would make their muscles work harder and used energy leading to weight-loss.
Which is better than my idea which was to make them lighter so they wouldn't be overweight kek.

Kek

>Liquid Fantasy

Hydro man sexy no jutsu!

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Say hello to
>The Ego

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>Mister Kid
Literally me

>Queen Dog
I'm top bitch around here! Which is strange because I'm a dude.

>Rainbow Voodoo

I’m a Jojo looking villain in a technicolor body suit who does poses and hurts himself to hurt his enemies.

>Wet Ego
Hydrokinesis using my mind. Not bad

>Turbo Ego

So I'm a huge asshole?

This is no time for the Gravity Family to fight! Especially when I've just turned one of the fundamental forces in our universe to liquid. I er, need your help to put it right. t. Wet Gravity

>Bone Gravity
I'm going to rattle those bones!

Hello sidekicks, how goes patrol. It is I! The Ego

>Atomic Blade
I like it.

>Wet Girl

FUCKING DAMMIT

>Kid Fantasy
I guess I plague my enemies with pedophilic thoughts and cravings causing them to eventually give in, fuck a child, and become pariahs in their own homes.

Or they live a life of misery attempting to ignore their new and growing cravings.

Fun stuff.

I mean, it'd fit my gender.

>Bone Man
Groovy.

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LONDON

Can I get autograph?
Also shows bobs?

>Wet Tentacle
I can get into any hole no matter how tight

>Miss Tentacle

It's not at all what you expect. Seriously, guys, I've never even been to Japan. I'm not even a woman. Please stop looking at me like that.

>Mister Carbon
>Nothing changes

Kek

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>Rainbow Fantasy

Ability to telepathically plant gay thoughts into people's heads

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>Wet Chaos
Name needs work, but some sort of storm/ wave manipulation would be fun.

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>THE MAN
I AM THE ESTABLISHMENT!

>"nothing can get past my bureaucratic red tape!"

>Rainbow Chaos
Can twist and distort all colors around me to create psychosomatic hallucina... oh, wait, that's LSD, I think.

>Robo Dog
Greeting Cyborg

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>I'm a girl
There are no females on Yea Forums. Fuck off LARPer

>Star Fantasy

What? I guess with something as generic as that it could be anything?
It'd be nice to control people's dreams.
I'd give all you fuckers nightmares every night so each day felt less frightening by comparison. Also get off your bed you lazy fucks.

>Kid 2 heads
I have the power of philadelphian R&B

>liquid tentacle
I don’t like it.

>Moon Tentacle
Oh no.

So yeah, i say let's throw him a bone.

Ahahahahaha!

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>Black 2 Heads??
Progressive Two faces KEK

Bone Magic

I guess can manipulate my own bones and use magic.

>The fantasy
I don't know, probably some reality bending, perhaps?

Bone Farmer
>xXx_Dark_Steel_xXx has entered the match

Not him but I'm a girl, just saying. I like Yea Forums cause redditors post walls of text without meaning and here I can call people fag

>Wet Man
Okay...

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Patrician taste

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Bone Man. All the Wet Girls get at me.

>Rainbow Blade
nothin personal kid

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The Power.

More like this one

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Turbo 2 Heads...wtf does that even mean?!?!?

>Rainbow Tentacle

Uhhhh...something hentai related.

>2 dicks but still disappointing in bed

nice rainbow buttplugs

>Wet Magic

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A transformer robot maybe

>Rainbow the farmer
Yeepeh

>Kid Kid

Well shit.

Invisble Shadow, look like i'm nothing

they help me move silently

Nah, I'm much closer to in appearance to the pic I posted.

>Not him
kek

Still LARPing though I see

>Star Steve
Lame...

you can try adding 'the' between them

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>Wet Girl

Control what arouses Women.

>The Chaos
I'm guessing some sort of apocalypse tier probability/bad luck manipulation

The gravity.
User can create, shape and manipulate gravity, a natural phenomenon by which all physical bodies attract each other, and gravitons, hypothetical elementary particles that mediate the force of gravitation.

User can bend gravity to make the environment very “heavy” or “light”, cause objects to “fall” toward another object instead of the earth (“nexus inducing”), flatten objects, and generate miniature black holes to compress objects into oblivion. They can repel and attract matter and energy regardless of its mass or move objects in a manner similar to telekinesis.

Offensive uses of this power include repulsing people or objects with such force to shatter practically anything, increasing gravity to crush or immobilize opponents, decreasing it to render them defenseless, or surrounding one's body in a gravitational field to amplify physical strength. Defensive uses include creating a gravitational force-field to repel all manner of attacks or anchoring oneself to the ground.

>The Blade
Oh boy, back to the 90's I go.

>Liquid dancer
Genuenly I have no idea.

Professor fucking Steve? What the fuck am I suppose to do, go teach fucking college kids? "Oh, my super power is getting a lower than average wage and having to deal with pieces of shits all day, the joy!" Fuck you OP, I'd bend your hands at the most uncomfortable angle and snap them with a ruler.

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Like whats her name in Flashdance, maybe?

Would you rather we say were gay men then, stupid boy?

I was just passing by user

And you survive all that user, that's the real superpower.

>Rainbow Tentacle
I don’t sound like a hero or a villain. I’m just straight up in a yuri hentai.

>Kid Dog
I have all the powers of a helpless, defenseless puppy.

>The Gravity
Better than Mister Gravity in every way.

>Liquid Chaos
Is this a sex thing?

Homosexuality is a superpower?

>There are no females on Yea Forums.
How's 2007?

>Mister Blade
do i cut my enemies

You're my evil twin brother?

>Liquid Dog
Literally a Darkwing Duck villain.

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Yeah, surviving fucking torture isn't much of an up, user. I'd rather die at the hands of emotional deprivation than have to stand some people waving papers and saying "yass queen" at any stimuli they get.

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Kid the Kid? Not much better.

Atomic Fantasy
What is this, a cheap gay porn parody?

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lucky dog

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>Moon Man
I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD!

no, you cut your blindfolds which i tied around your eyes to give you a surprise bouquet of flowers

>Kid Farmer
So I'm Superboy?

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>Black Kid
uh

Aww, thanks user!

Too bad I stabbed my eyeballs in the process while trying to get the blindfold off. WHY AM I HANDS MADE OUT OF BLADES I'M FUCKING BLIND

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>Kid Fantasy
Hm not bad, to bad I am not a kid.

It isn't roleplaying and it isn't an extraordinary thing neither

Moon Girl

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Faggot

>Wet Dog
Of fucking course, I should have expected.

prepare yourselves for Miss Man

Moon Girl

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>Liquid Carbon

I like it.

>qt blind boyfriend
ah, the dream

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>Mister Man
Loser nerd girl who has the ability to turn into the most manly man by shouting the word Chadzam!

>Doctor 2 Heads
My name is actually a misnomer. One of my heads is just a nurse.

Mister Girl
I'm twice as strong as the average woman

>Floating Blade
Fuck it. I'll say I'm a razor sharp sentient talking blade that flies around.

Fuck it, what's our superhero team name?!

Tumblr

Clovers

Obsessive Faggots

Kid Kid
I get to be the fucking Moon Moon of superheroes

Invisible dream. I guess I'm a sleep power person or I am invisible to people and can enter dreams. Either way I will be fapping infront of people

The superheroe Dragqueen that the world needed.

They have a superpower, every single word out of their mouth is related to gay sex or homosexuality

The Narcos.

>The Man
wow it's fucking nothing

Black tentacle tfe

Your arch enemy is every blaxploitation hero(ine) ever.

t. tumblr

You're the epitome of manlyness.
Women desire you, men want to be like you and also desire you. You can do anything a manly man can do and even more.

I smell a team-up.

The Man gets the most powerful superpower of them all: every superpower from every user's superhero name in this thread. They have the ability to control which power they want to use and can even combine powers.

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>Wet Dream
Oh for fucks sake

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Passione.

You win.

Czar magic sounds pretty good actually

Heh

>Mister Tentacle
Oh boy. At least I'll be a hit in Japan.

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>moon fantasy
Moon knights wet dream

>Wet Dream

When I'm asleep and dreaming I can control my bodily fluids and use them as weapons.

>Wet Pyro
So I shoot flammable liquid or do I defy physics by being an underwater Human Torch?

>Mister Fantasy

I’m either a flamboyant magician or an exotic dreamboat chicks [SPOILER] or men [/SPOILER] fall in lust with via the power of hypnotism

>Mister Man

I sound like an alien trying to fit in with the other humans

wet ego

transmit my will through water plus hydrokinesis

ex: water clones that can impact the mind through touch and also take over someone through envelopment for long enough

or send out a tendril or water and either hit someone for force or touch them and attack their mind directly one v one

>wet dream
Nice

Yea Forumswards

>Mister Dream
My power is pissing people off for replacing Mike Tyson in Punch Out

>Mister Lord
What.

>Doctor Dancer
I'm a guy who administers the medication of grooving to remedy the asses of villiany

>Mister Magic
In spite of my name, my powers would be limited to electrokinesis and technopathy.

>Bone Dog
I don't really want to put too much thought into this one.

>wet fantasy

I'm made of a living fluid that can take the form of a target's ideal sexual partner. Only sometimes useful, but at least guaranteed to be funny.

>invisible tentacle
I'm 100% certain I've read at least one h-manga with this premise

>Professor Dog

I accept this fate, and will do my best. Fo' Shizzle.

>Liquid Dream
too easy.

>How's 2007?
Actually it was pretty good before the crisis, but I'm in 2019 and there are still no girls in sight.

Liquid 2 Heads
I have no idea

>Bone Dancer
So does that mean I'm a necromancer or can do shit like Kimimaro from Naruto or Spyke from X-men?

WELL, WELL, WELL...
WHAT HAVOC SHALL WE WREAK?

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By day, Mister Chaos: non-powered supervillain who commits random acts of public violence and unlicensed demolition.
By night, Moon Chaos: still non-powered, but a street-level vigilante known to torture petty criminals and the occasional innocent bystander.

>roasties getting trolled by based oldfag

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I am WET MAN

No man has a pussy wetter than mine

>recessive-gene clone of Naked 2 Heads, and brother of Solid 2 Heads

You're cool.

Atomic Ego. The power to feel small and inconsequential.

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>Wet Kid
Either get water based abilities or can attack thugs with bladder spasms and explosive diarrhea.

Black Man

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>moon dream
I can manipulate dreams and moonlight I guess

>The Kid
Getting in strangers’ vans.

>kid tentacle
Just a young eldritch boi here to spook evil.

>C and S
>Bone Fantasy

>Black
>Farmer

Fuck you.

...actually this could be interesting. I turn into a magical negro with a pitchfork and overalls and luck based magical negro powers.

>The Tentacle
I rape while I save

>Mister Farmer
I carry a pitchfork and can spit tobacco at super sonic speeds.

>Time Chaos

Guess I just fuck shit up via time travel

Wet Farmer here. I was upset about the lame result until you posted.

>Von Girl
What the hell? I have no ideas what powers I would have, maybe I am like a German version of Ranma Saotome?

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You're The Man now, dog!

>The Lord

I think this means I win.

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>Liquid Dream
I sound more like some secret magic ingredient to gain immortality, or to make magical cookies.
Both are good

>Professor Farmer

Ya'll

>Black Girl
This is the opposite of super powers

>Moon...

>Awww yeah, gimme something good!

>Steve.

>...Moon Steve

Fuck this game!

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>Black Tentacle
Hm, why do I suddenly feel like pursuing Japanese Schoolgirls?

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Vlad Kid. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I guess I could roll it over into a Dracula Western or some bullshit.

Ever played Kid Dracula on NES?

>Doctor Power
The fuck are my powers,medical power tools?

I have not, so maybe this is a stupid sign to fire up an emulator and try it out. It appears to be a Konami game, so it cant be that bad,

>Liquid Chaos
What am I, an energy drink?
I can manipulate chaos and my body is made of that red stuff from Thor 2.

>missing the joke
I guess that proves you are women.

>Professor Pyro

goddamn right.

I got that too. We just need to find six others and we can be a really badass rape gang.

>Mister Dog
I am the dog whisperer.

>Kid Girl

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Mine is black kid. it could be worse I guess.

It's a Castlevania spin-off, a fun one at that

>The Kid

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>Black Dream
I'm a scarecrow like villain who makes people relive nightmares

>Moon Farmer
Feels like Martian Manhunter so give me everything he has.

I am Bone Blade.

So I'm either some mega edgy 90's antihero who makes knives and swords out of the people he kills or I have Marrow's powers.

>Vlad Voodoo
I like it

>Moon Farmer

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>Mister Fantasy
Girls dig meh...

I didn't miss the joke
I just wanted to say I'm a woman

It is i, the floating fantasy

I make your fantasys come true.. but they will always be just outta reach.