Confess your sins to father Eddy

Confess your sins to father Eddy

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Anime is garbage and looks like shit. Cartoons need to stop imitating them.

I like stonecross comics

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Teenage Peter Parker should romance either romance pre-teen Jesse Thompson, which will annoy Flash Thompson, or a 10 year old Valeria Richards, who she has a crush on him and wants to dominate him as her boyfriend

Once I totally had a pair of suckers for a busted oil heater they thought looked trendy but when they said they would actually use it to heat I told them about the pinprick holes instead of selling it to them full price I got my lawn mower guy to patch it up on my dime.

I once fell for a scam in runescape

I like to see Wonder Woman and other heroines in Bondage-esque scenarios where villains capture them.

Also I like Batman Forever more than I should.

i read DC comics exclusively nowadays, i havent read a marvel book in like a year im an unironic console warrior and i just prefer DC better. i think they do superheroes better and visual story telling better than marvel.

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I haven't read a real comic since the end of Invincible but I still watch Nerdrotic and ComcsDivision religiously.

I honestly believe that western animation has always been on a steady increase and has a better way of doing adult storytelling that doesn’t feel forced compared to anime which is more or less the character telling their philosophy to the viewer like they’re a child too dumb to understand the metaphor while also trying to compare the villains views to the hero’s as a way of making you think when the villains is always warped and twisted anyway

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I threw away a box of magazines so my mom wouldn't find them. To this day, I still can't live it down.

I think you're a DORK

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I genuinely think the creator of the loud house should be given a second chance and work segregated from all female employees.

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>eddy starts his own church to scam the other kids
>Ed becomes a priest by recapping the plots of horror movies he’s seen on TV
>Eddy starts selling indulgences for a quarter

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I have a obsession to alice

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Fuck off Mad Hatter.

Why does it say “insert 25 center” for confession, Father Eddy?

I'd rather father hulk, but hey
I've not really ever watched most of the shows whose rule34 I've fapped to, and nigh instantly lose any interest in watching them after fapping to them
I also avoid rule34 of shows I have watched
I think subconsciously I fear the porn I got into would make the show weird, and getting into the show would make the porn weird, but that's kinda stupid and I don't really think of such things when looking for porn or shows to watch
I fear this possibility because it'd mean there's something inherently wrong with me, rather than being a matter of conviction, even subconscious conviction

can a hurricane's sould be saved by the grace of god?

I don't even like comics or cartoons, I just have weird sexual obsessions that I should probably start therapy for.

Never read something I can relate to so much

I'm waiting for a thread to get archived, so someone else or myself can make a new thread. I had fun last night, let my autism out and was great. Just have to play the waiting game. Never made a thread in the eight years I've been here, but I'm willing to do it so I can have fun like last night again.

The Peni worship has made all the pedos come out of the woodwork and other boards into here, and that made me realize just how much I hate this place.

I used to visit this place at least once a day. Sometimes, it’d be the only board I’d post on regularly, but now, I don’t even follow anything that goes around here and just give it a quick Scrolls once every week or couple days, but then remember why I hate it now.

But father ed i need help

therapy is a fucking waste of time though if you know you have a huge problem you should take care of just do it on your own

Reminder that OPs are faggots user, say goodbye to your remaining straightness.

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Well, if that means I get let my autism flow then so be it. I jerk off to traps anyways, so it's no big deal.

i like shotas

i was only half joking, but i've made progress the past few years on my own. now i can come up with story ideas that don't have any of my weird fetishes and I feel closer to becoming a respectable comics creator. i feel much happier being able to make wholesome stories free of sexual situations.

This is actually factually correct and I’m proud of you for realizing this

I like the pony show

I rarely watch all episodes of cartoons and hardly watch any of them to the end (pretty much drop every show after 3 seasons), I still call myself a fan of them anyway

There's a game I've been playing on-and-off for a few years that the (already infamously hypocritical) developers recently destroyed the economy of. Prices are up, gains are down. Having become so attached to the small, tight-knit community, neither of these things were enough to drive me away.

The effort required to make decent progress from any skill-level is now excessive. Rather than spend my leisure time on what is essentially a second job, I've been occasionally counterfeiting the in-game currency using a duplication glitch. I've reported said glitch multiple times in great detail including exact steps and coordinates, and none of the locations have been corrected.
It has a canned fix that can be executed in-game instantly, by the way.

I typically do barter with NPCs in the mornings, when nobody else is around. This is the only action I perform in the process that the game documents. The profits I gain for the time I spend playing should have tipped someone off by now, but that's assuming anyone's paying attention.

At the end of the day, it's just a game, but I'm not a better person for taking advantage of it.

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Jeez user, you're trouble. But you should really go to Yea Forums, why on earth did you come to Yea Forums?

Father Eddy welcomes all for 25 cents

The story seemed fitting for a Father Eddy thread. You're right, though. A Yea Forums themed game should ultimately have gone to Yea Forums.

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Your show fucking sucked.

You're disgusting

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Hunter2?

I think everyone thinks that.

Let me start you off

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I should have left this site years ago.I no longer enjoy it, but I can't stop browsing it.

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I sometimes respond to bait

I become stupid most of the time and rarely do I reflect my ability to silence basic arguments in Yea Forums.
I don't have English as my mother language, this is one of the reasons why I am a tripfag.

Not sure if Yea Forums enough but I do commission porn of characters no one else has drawn. Usually background characters with only a few lines.

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Yea Forums is slowly becoming the only online social media I use and that makes me very nervous. But posting on other social media feels like asking for trouble nowadays.

>Yea Forums
>social media

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>filename
>Star reaction image
Ok, you really have severe autism

>Tripfag
More upsetting desu

Thanks for mention my tripname, son.

go to newgrounds

Yea Forums isn't the cesspool of the net anymore, we have modern Twitter.

I want to see Superman fuck Kamala Khan

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I was about to make a W.I.T.C.H. fanfic because I'm bored instead of working on my own stuff but decided against it. I'm not witchposter, but I'm glad he posts his insane threads so I can tangentially talk about the comic.

My favorite three Yea Forums creators in the industry are Alex Hirsch, Dana Terrace and Sabrina Cotugno

I have a certain fetish of brunette women with white men that ended up being real in a novel.
The deuteragonist (the same brunette woman) is somewhat taller than the protagonist (the same white man), is 3 years older than him (assuming the protagonist is 14 years old) and more musculature.
At least the shit is well argued, it is natural and convincing in the novel.

I like She-Ra a lot. I wish there could be threads on Yea Forums about it without it devolving into people who haven't seen it shitposting about how Adora doesn't have big boobs.

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Don't forget the shipfag autism in the actual picture. Like a spergy cherry on top.

I honestly don't mind if diversity is used as a selling point to get people interested in a show or comic. The most vocal complainers of diversity tend to be the ones who are just assmad that minorities and women exist. That said, a creative work shouldn't rely on diversity for its bottom line or as a creative crutch.

Also, I wouldn't mind more cute stories of bi characters coming to terms or understanding their sexuality better. I think Yea Forums media tends to ignore bi and trans people because it doesn't fit into the gay/straight mold that has been standard for years. The only time bi people are used are for hot scenes with same sex characters.

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I think one of the the reasons why Western Animation puts lesbians in their work but not gay men is because of the fujoshits.

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>I honestly don't mind if diversity is used as a selling point to get people interested in a show or comic.

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Not a confession, but based.

It can be. Although, I have to give credit where credit is due because Sugar does it very well.

I'm so tired. I tried getting more sleep but that ain't it. I'm aware I left depression a while back, but it's creeping slower than lass time. This stinks. My only escape has been art and cartoons for too long. I don't know what to do.

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Not a confession, but holy shit.
I prefer fuyoshit like this in that case.

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Okay, I take back what I said. That's kinda hot.

Sorry about that mate. Has anything in your life changed recently? And I'm glad you at least have art and cartoons.

I still read Megatokyo out of habit.
Also...
I wish that super hero comics would die once their creator ended their run/dies. Stop letting people try their hand at the same basic characters forever. Maybe, MAYBE, give 3 separate artists the chance to try their hand then just give up that super and make something new.

Have family in Venezuela. It certainly isn't helping my situation. I'm fine though, I'll probably get the hole. Thanks for even worrying about it. Feels nice.

I unironically agree.

What does anime look like?

I’m fucking sickened by cartoon show runners being awful at their job and ruining their own shows. I honestly feel people like that are responsible for the currently terrible state the world is in and should be held responsible and dealt with physical punishment for their crimes. Same goes for movie directors and other media moguls who I hate.

Same. I only occasionally use Twitter and Instagram for posting my art. That's literally it. Yea Forums is stupid, but still somehow more bearable than most other huge social media platforms.

I honestly feel twitter should be shut down for the good of society. The bitch who runs it is unapologetically biased anyways.

This isn't the EEnE Online thread, user

I unironically like shadman's porn. I fap to it fairly regularly. no standards, no shame.

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I fucking love Steven Universe unironically and seeing it peter out like it did killed me. Also, Jasper is by far my favorite character and I feel like she got shit on the most and it just hurts. I waited literal years for some kind of redemption and got...nothing but about a second's worth of screentime.

Same with Gravity Falls; seeing all the hate for Mabel really hurt me too as I really loved her. And once again, my favorite character (fucking Gideon) got the least screen time and approximately 1.3 seconds of redemption at the very end, just like Jasper. I know I shouldn't get so emotionally involved but fuck, it just hurts sometimes.

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I agree, his comic of creepy susie getting gangbanged by those zombies makes me but so hard.
Fucking this, I’m so glad it’s getting another season because I would have raged if that was literally the end. Jasper isn’t even my favorite but I wanted to see more of her, and seeing fucking peridot and most of these other gem characters get ignored for literally the past two seasons is just plain laziness and bad writing. The crewniverse better get their shit together or I hope they start getting harrsment and death threats on the regular.

>segregated from all female employees
Better yet, don't make him work with any women. He'll be more productive that way, and won't risk getting shit-on until he's forced out of his own show.

Season 2 next month baby!

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Ok I think frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hot and I want him to fuck me hard in the ass holy shit he’s hot

I'm conflicted.

This is undeniably hot, but the characters just make me lose it.

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Shit, already? Not that I'm complaining.

i wouldn't count on any tv western cartoons to not have a cheap style to save money. I would say only 10 percent of tv shows are passable as work of art.

I don't read comics or even watch cartoons and I have no idea why I browse this board, but at least I don't shitpost or complain about shit I don't read or watch so that's good I guess?

>Doesn't even shitpost
Why the fuck are you here!?

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I genuinely just hate how so many of these sites have become less about expressing yourself or interacting, and more about just being a rap sheet of supposed wrongdoings of the user. It's not really 'fun' to use platforms that are constantly at civil war with each other, especially since they're always trying to drag everyone around them into their bullshit. I just want to post and draw, man, that's all.

I have a twitter for my comic and all I do is post when I have updates or art to show. I barely ever interact with people, hell when I sign in I avoid looking at my wall and just go straight to see if I got any messages.

I still had a follower (who I barely talk to) message me out of nowhere. They were noting that I followed alot of anti-(insert thing here) people. They said a name of some user I didn't even know who I apparently followed. I just told them that I only followed people on a 'follow for follow' thing or if they had some artwork I liked.

Another part of me was thinking 'Did you really take the time out of your day to look through my follow list?'

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This is like when Brainy used Pinky as a Guru to control people; what would double d job be?

I watch a cartoon show that's explicitly about and focused on villains but found myself more invested in the literally-who side heroes

Cartoons make m horny

I've masturbated to Queen Tyr'ahnee and only Queen Tyr'ahnee for the past 15 years or so. Not even pictures of her, just my imagination of her.

I'm highly considering spending $120 on a commission

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What's the commission.

Something with Dumbing of age characters and Princess Sherbet.
I was originally saving up money for a new VR headset but after Oculus' new headsets being shit and Valve not announcing anything I've got the loose change burning in my pocket.

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>just my imagination of her
waifu for laifu right there

I was ironically saying Nightcrawler was my waifu, but now I unironically want to fuck a blue furry german mutant boy who has a tail

If the money is just sitting there, you don't got any sudden bills to worry about, and you got everything else you want, then fuck it, go for it.

Well I gotta get the slot first

I've been here for 9 years, and outside /mlp/ (who deliberately raised a shitstorm) no show, NO show I've seen, has offended people here on such a personal level that anons would regularly devote DAYS to spamming hate threads and harassing posters in the general before spamming their own /sug/ threads to flood the board and get the show banned.

And then, they invaded the general in /trash/ up to 3 YEARS after /sug/ was successfully banned from Yea Forums to spam there as well, and continue to harass the posters as well.

Just... what the fuck. Then you have people LOSE THEIR SHIT when you try to defend anything about the show after this. No, I have to be crucified at the stake because I liked something you didn't. I think the gems are cute and a really cool concept and think the show has really good setpieces and background OST, and I want to draw art of them and talk about the lore and shit, but someone (apparently a lot of people) don't like a cartoon I'm watching so I physically can't?

Bullshit. And the only reason I'm even commenting on this, is because it is unique. The energy and effort could only be driven by something personal towards the creators of the show.

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I think every black female cartoon character is ugly.

I will never get why "stop liking what I don't like fags exist

FPBP

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SU fans can be pretty grating, but the insane level of dedicated hatred the show received is a special kind of autism that I find far more irritating. Is the show perfect? Fuck no. Is it so bad that it's literally the worst cartoon of all time bar none, and you should constantly state that you wish death or harm upon its creator? FUCK no. The level of absolute vitriolic hatred the show gets is astounding.

I have unironically jerked off to shadman.

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I have a passion for prepubescent boys, I think they’re cute and lovable. I want to touch them and take their clothes off to see their beautiful bodies. I want the love only a little boy can give.

But not you, Eddy. You’re a dork.

Nothing wrong with that, considering the other things people jerk off too.

God among user's. Good for you.

I’ve spent as much as $400 on a set.

If you want to know, it was of T.K. and Cody.

>I've been here for 9 years, and outside /mlp/ (who deliberately raised a shitstorm) no show, NO show I've seen, has offended people here on such a personal level that anons would regularly devote DAYS to spamming hate threads and harassing posters in the general before spamming their own /sug/ threads to flood the board and get the show banned.
>
>And then, they invaded the general in /trash/ up to 3 YEARS after /sug/ was successfully banned from Yea Forums to spam there as well, and continue to harass the posters as well.

Doubt these are some outside conspiracy of SU haters or whatever the usual bogeyman (/pol/?) is. The common denominator is just that SU has really shit fans. You inherited the Adventure Time fanbase too, which was hardly any better.

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jesus fucking christ

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Different user, and I agree with you that SU has a generally shit fanbase and the idea of a conspiracy is absurd, but there's definitely a dedicated autistic hatebase that can often get far worse. I can recall periods on Yea Forums where there were multiple active SU threads that were just people going into incredibly autistic detail about reasons to hate the show, wishing extreme violence upon Rebecca Sugar, that kind of thing.

I'm not a murderer.

FPBP

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Good, discussion should be barred here so shot taste faggots like you learn to stay out. Dyke ra is horrible and you aren’t welcomed here.

I've been unable to finish a single animation despite getting alot better than when I first started. I wish I had that boundless energy where I could animate something for days and not get fed up with my progress.

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> Futa on male sfm is my fetish, despite this shemale porn never much appealed to me, Chanel Santini has recently & quickly changed that.

> Haven't drawn anything since 2015-ish.

> Horribly wasting time not watching movies/shows. Only watched 5 movies this month.

Sent prayers your way. Good luck man.

> Only watched 5 movies this month.
YEAR I meant so far, 2019.

this place is horseshit and I only come for caturday

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bobblehead cartoons came before those grey alien cartoons

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What the fuck?
It's King Crimson?

think we all only followed him for incestibles and then started jumping on the >shadman bandwagan when all he started shitting out were children and their families farting on each other

hear my confesion
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>I only saw voltron after a friend of mine told me Shiro was canon gay
>Im a huge faggot for gay canon chars
>I didnt even know who shiro is...
>First chap
>Shiro enters the scene... INSTA LOVE
>finish season 1 to 4... shiro is the only capable character, totally in love with him...
>finally season 7, shiro gayness is showed in 5s ... its ok I still love him and him being gay is a plus
>season 8, shitfest of bad writting
>"shiro found his happiness"
I will be forever mad for that shitty ending

>Im a huge faggot for gay canon chars
Dropped
Take this patrician gay ship and get out of this holy Yea Forums place, sinner.
Forgot the fucking spoiler, damn.

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i was being honest user
plz no bully
I like seen gay character with more to offer than a simple "LOOK AT ME I SUCK DICKS"
Thats why "shiro found his happiness" was unnecesary"...

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is it a meme not too? he draws hot milfs, nothing wrong with that

>I like seen gay character with more to offer than a simple "LOOK AT ME I SUCK DICKS"
I knew with before you posted it.
I just don't trust well argued sexual diversity in Yea Forums, maybe in Yea Forums or suddenly in Yea Forums.

he said sins, not facts

t. middle-high school art teacher

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I'm finding it harder and harder to justify watching children's cartoons as a grown man.

I unironically watch the Loud House for Leni.

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Hotel Transylvania

>watching TLH for best sister
And what the fuck is wrong with that?

I draw loli and jailbait.

>And what the fuck is wrong with that?
The fact that I watch the show.

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From what I have read of Hellboy and B.P.R.D. I can't find myself liking it in any significant way. I like the art, the Lovecraftian themes, and the characters but I feel as though it doesn't quite have the full impact it should.

I also think that Preacher is incredibly overrated here.

Which cartoons would you say are imitating them? I kind of feel even now there's a big difference

looks like its gone down some at least

>sin
that's just God's intended plan my friend

>Finding enjoyment based on reinterpretations of old and forgotten pieces of media

I bet you're fun

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Wasn't that banned like 5 years ago?

youtu.be/5PUb12lGkH4

Go wank yourself blind

That's rad

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>he doesn't know

Oh shit, did it come back?

Can I finally get a drawing of my one eyed tiger?

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