Shazam

Batman doesn't come out this year you fucking DC retard

And it doesn't come out next year either

>That's not endgame
Correct, OP asked best capeshit of the year.

You're right. Endgame is pure capekino not capeshit

Billy: is she even good at keeping secrets?
Darla: moderate

The review embargo drops tomorrow so we'll see by then if Shazam is going to dab on the MCU

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what the fuck? I fuckin love this

>Better than Captain Marvel? Easily.
>this is what Billyfags actually believe

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Back to RT.

Won't even dab on Pet Sematary

Those idiots will believe anything. In fact some of them think that even though Captain Marvel is going to make over a billion and Shitztain will be one of the biggest bombs of the year people will magically consider him to be the "real" Captain Marvel

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>Being this much of a company war faggot
You need help man

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I bet Carol is gonna be the big hero cause Disney wants to give her new Avengers and she's a woman so of course she's the most powerful being

That's fucking good.

But now I want to know what happened to the stairs.

Who should play the love interest in the inevitable sequel? Or will he go straight for Wondy, with the wisdom of Solomon?

No, and it probably won't be that great, but it'll be a fun film.

Would be great if he was still a kid and Captain Marvel (Male) his stand.

Reactions say otherwise thus far, everyone seems head over heels with it. Excited to see it tomorrow

we'll see tomorrow

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looks like a cute comfy movie, which is my kinda movie

that girl is a good actress (for kid actor standards I guess)

fair score: 90+
actual score: 70s because they let any idiot with a blog review movies and they are marvelfags

sivana orders them to kill his father and brother
billy only rips out his magic eye that lets him control the sins

>she can keep secrets?
>moderate...
>oh god

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>Billy Batson/Captain Marvel is wacky zoomer lol so randumb lmao
>Dr Sivana is stiff, serious as fuck and stoic

into the trash with this garbage

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at least he's still vicious and doesn't give a fuck

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are you retarded?
Bomb

billy is cute

the the little girl with be part of Shazam family?

interesting how her personality will express itself in the adult body.

This movie keeps getting better the more I see of it, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT until the 4th.
Calling you a faggot would be pointless, because you've clearly embarrassed your cock gobbling lifestyle, but I'm gonna call you one anyways FAGGOT.

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4th is my birthday, but the movies comes on the 5th.

prescreeinings, please!!

That's odd. There's a theater in Connecticut that is screening on the 4th. If you're lucky, there could be a theater screening it earlier, but I wouldn't know.

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I'm retarded and only now I realized she must be related to some version of Uncle Dudley in the New 52 since she's Darla Dudley

thursday previews, but there are previews for Shazam in my country that are earlier than usual, like 8pm

>waiting
Seeing it tomorrow

I'm jelly muh dude. Hope you enjoy it though..

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Best is gonna be fucking Endgame for sure but Shazam is shaping up to be second best.
Imagine being this brainwashed by the Mouse.

So excited, even if it cost me a Fulton since I'm taking my family. Hoping they enjoy it too.

The word is "embraced" you Dkek moron

Fuck ton dammit

You've embraced a cock gobbling lifestyle?

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So wait, it's not like the current canon where Billy needs to have intent behind the word? Because the entire point behind that retcon was so he couldn't accidentally transform when saying his own name

Darla is cute. CUTE!!!

The wizard is named Shazam in the movie. They said it in the trailer. Also Google has Levi listed as Captain Marvel. Who knows what they do

Get fucked ladderfag

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Carolfags please fuck off you goblins

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Captain Marvel being a subpar, easy-to-top-in-quality film is as indisputable as the fact that Shazam won't make nearly as much money.

>Billy says holey moley

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maybe there will be a montage of him trying to control it, transforming countless times before he can manage to say it without transforming
I'm just glad the movie is addressing this

Nobody expects Shazam to make as much money. It doesn't have Endgame giving it a massive boost

Shazam doesn't need to since it doesn't have a $150m+ budget like other superhero movies.

This looks legitimately cute and fun.

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Literally nobody likes you both in thread and in real life. Fuck off already and stop being a faggot.

i think captain marvel acts a bit too juvenile

youtube.com/watch?v=1meSffUBGPo

I will be stunned if it finishes under 90%. The early reactions from people who usually hate DC movies and comic book movies in general is too strong.

94%, 7.8/10

>Holy moley
The films looking like everything I could have wanted in a Shazam movie

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Also, I don't think WB is desperate enough to buy tickets from themselves, like Disney did

I love Mark Strong so much, dude is loving being the bad guy

If they hadn't fucked up we would have had him as Sinestro three times by now at least. He was by far the best part of that movie

True, but Sivana is a good fit for him too, let's hope the leaks were real

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HE SAID IT

HE SAID IT

This kind of humor is what I wanted from Amazon's The Tick.

Also, I love this costume.

I ain't gonna watch it bros. I ain't gonna watch it! But I really want to.

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kino

Hoppy

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It depends on your definition of 'best?'

From what we've seen so far, it will certainly be the most entertaining and the most fun to see in theaters, since the last few Fox X movies won't be, the MCU - even with the quip accusations - aren't and the rest are designed to be sad dramas

FPBP

OH SHIIIIII-
seriously tho, it makes better sense for live-action Hoppy to be a stuffed animal, so that when he is introduced in full, he can be a talking CGI cartoon character. Would be a perfect fit for the tone

>Best? Fuck no: Endgame.

>Better than Captain Marvel? Easily.

The fact that one of them leads right to the other didn't tip you off? Endgame isn't going to be as good as it was before Captain Marvel because it has to deal with Captain Marvel.

You're right, Endgame will be the best capeshit of the year, but Shazam will be the best superhero movie of the year.

>tfw people are gonna fall for the "dark and deep dramatic marvel movie" meme AGAIN

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>Endgame isn't going to be as good as it was before Captain Marvel because it has to deal with Captain Marvel.
Agreed 100%. Infinity War is going to go down as the best MCU movie in terms of quality, no matter what ends up making the most money.

Endgame's still going to be better than Shazam, though, despite Carol.

>is going to be such a huge bomb

It won't do Avirgins numbers, but it certainly won't be a flop.

And the humor in that clip was better than the neverending quips in the entire MCU shit, so that's a good sign.

>there will be a scene where Billy switches to Captain Marvel and pretends he's Freddy's father so they skip class
>There will be a scene like Losers' Club shooting Pennywise with a silver ball but with a batarang

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Even though I hate the MCU and most of its Phase 2 and 3 movies, I'm sure Shazam will be the best along with Endgame. There's no way the Russos will disappoint with the last one. IW was decent (too many quips and bad CGI for my taste) but those two got the hang of it if you compare them to the other current MCU directors
Shazam looks like a genuinely fun time though and great as far as the effects and action goes. Oddly enough, I even like the jokes from the trailers

>There's no way the Russos will disappoint with the last one
Why not? They disappointed with Civil War after Winter Soldier.

I agree but that was due to the overall premise and that dogshit airport figh scene
IW was solid albeit it had its problems. If they don't stuff Endgame with jokes and don't use CM that much, I can see the movie working out for the better

Rent Free!

Laddercuck, Laddercuck
Trying to earn his disney buck
Can he shill on a thread?
He sucks mouse dickhead
Look out! There goes Laddercuck.

>There will be a scene like Losers' Club shooting Pennywise with a silver ball but with a batarang
I believe it

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based satan

>hurr durr marvel is better
>hurr durr DC is better
kill yourselves drones and enjoy both

>hurr durr marvel is better
>hurr durr DC is better
kill yourselves drones and enjoy both

Stargirl is apparently in the Black Adam movie script so....

Beautia Sivana

Time to rekindle best romance

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I missed when this happened in the comics, but based on this one page I love it.

What happens?

Agreed: drones for either side should be shot.

Will it end with Shazam going to jail for pedophilia?

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>you can like good movies AND shitty ones
Yeah no thanks I'll just stick with Based Marvel

It ends poorly

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He's called Shazam now.

>Ladderbro

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Fuck...

Ya the pairing was short lived which sucks since I thought it was nice. And Billy has never really had a love interest before who liked billy instead of his Captain Marvel persona.

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Sucks, but was nice while it lasted

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>Early screening viewer said it's the best DC films since Nolan's trilogy.

Oh yeah, Carolfags going to get BTFO.

what?
even then, 16-17 is AoC in most US states...

WHAAAAAAAT?

dude, that wasn't a fucking contest

now when people say Capt Marvel, they will think DC, not Marvel.

i'm not a burger, anom.

Does anybody have that image that says something like "Yea Forums recommended Captain Marvel reading" and it lists his comics from the golden, silver, and modern age? I had it saved on another device but it's busted now.

Wait, does this dude not know CM is 16 too?

Nah.
The Disneydrones will never admit defeat.
The feminazis will never concede that a film with a male lead could beat Carol.

If only... Nobody I know offline calls him Captain Marvel anymore.

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>He sucks mouse dick, what a pleb
or
>He sucks the mouse's dick, first on it's head!

This would be the only thing I would change, nonetheless carry on Satan

Nope, and Billy won't tell him

Nope no one on the JSA knows the truth except Stargirl and Black Adam.

just keep calling him that
we will bring it back user

fuck them all, he was capt marvel as long as ive known him.

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My brother.

Cute!
CUTE!!

Why doesn't he just tell them he's actually a little boy?

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Because Solomon is a prick and keeps telling him not to.

Because they would treat him differently if they knew.

Man I would love it for Shazam to be the best DC film since TDK because they’re on completely opposite sides of the spectrum for superhero movies

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So it's better for him to keep the illusion that he's an adult man who preys on underage girls?

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IIRC Superman and somebody else knows.

Black Adam knows

If too many people know he's a boy there's a greater risk of people learning his secret identity and cutting his throat while he sleeps.

Now who on Earth would do such a thing?

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Why don't Billy's enemies just break into his house and rape him? And then sell him into child trafficking?

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Yep, the Wisdom of Solomon told him to not to tell the JSA and to leave the team. To bad he could not muster up the Courage of Achilles to tell them his true age.

Stop it Gordon, rape may work on the Joker, but it will not work on Billy.

Its going to be the most fun superhero movie in a while.

But Endgame is just going to with the majority vote.

Nonsense, nothing breaks a little boy's spirit more effectively than rape. Trust me, I know.

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Then who would you get to do this injustice? And who was it that broke you so long ago?

Gordon you can't do this. This is a crime.
A party van crime.

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Fun fact: "Age of Consent" does not mean "Legal". Most states enforce statutory rape laws if the dude is more than 2-3 years older, and the girl is under 18. Im not sure if there is any laws inplace against shotocons or faygs

>Im not sure if there is any laws inplace against shotocons or faygs

Excellent. Leave Captain Marvel to me.

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>Trust me, I know
Was Gordon raped as a child?

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Because the secret identity shtick can open up a lot of fun doors for writers, and giving the Cap 2 different secret identities is a lot more fun

You can just imagine it right Gordon. Pinning him down. Closing his mouth with your hands. Then you slowly insert you lubed up penis into his anus. He would struggle a bit but that's what make it so pleasurable. You would then continue humping him while also furiously jacking him off. Just when you're about to cum you whisper into his ears that you and him will cum together. You then release your spunk in his anal cavity while he shoots his spunk on your hand. Then you slowly pull out your penis while giving him a number to call him. Saying that if he wants more, he should just call the number. It's like that right Gordon?

>Because they would treat him differently if they knew.
Yeah, I forgot how none of the League have EVER went around fighting Evil shoulder-to-shoulder with children or anything like that.

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