Archie comics adaptation

Oh calm down you big baby. Moose is the least character assassinated character on this shit.
Hell his faux love interest, Kevin, he seems more different than his comic counterpart.

Isn't Archie's actor part Polynessian? I read that the other day but I'm not sure. Both sides of the political spectrum believe in the one drop rule

I mean there's an article about a whole class of students graduating from some economics school in Australia with their masters. The class was said to be abos but they all had blonde hair and blue eyes.
But to most Indigenous people, they don't measure indigeneity by blood quantum. I mean Western governments do, but not most Indigenous people. It's why Warren will never be Indigenous to most of us.

>Isn't Archie's actor part Polynessian?
Maori

Don't tell me that stupid Bughead ship is still together. Jughead is for burgers only.

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>Archie is dating Josie
What happened to Valerie?

I always thought the Steven Universe character was oddly unfitting in that image.

Lapis isn't edgy. She just suffers from PTSD.

I'm talking from a visual standpoint, I've never seen Steven Universe.

Get Lapis the fuck out of there. Who thought that was a good idea?

Josie went solo and the other Pussycats both just disappeared after a while

The amount of people Archie's getting his dick into is getting out of control

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>remember how Kevin acted almost like a grindr slut in S1
>he is apparently a virgin in S3
The showrunners are just fucking with the audience at this point, right?

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He's not dating either of them irl, so it's his own fault when the showrunners let Betty and Veronica's actress's boss them around to let their characters date the characters their boyfriends play.

So, it's still accurate to the comics. OP can eat a bowl of dicks.

>High schoolers exaggerate what their actual sexual experience level is

Who could have seen this coming?

I had several gay friends in high school, only one of them was a virgin, the rest had slept with more guys in one year in high school than I did in my entire life but with women.
Sorry but I tend to believe gays when they say they have say they have experience.

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Nigga he was literally cruising in the woods for gay sex. The fact he never got any is fucking baffling.
And don't say he would chicken out, he has bigger balls than most of the cast.

Didn't Moose was nailing him when they found the body in season 1?

I don't think there was any actual penetration, just kissing, blowjobs and naked swimming or whatever.

No. They revealed they are both virgins in Season 3.
I like this show but that shit is something that gets mentioned in fucking fanfics. Purity is for cucks and idiots.

So what are they going to do now that Luke Perry died?

>no Donte

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That ship is never going to end. Cole (or Dylan I don't know which of the twins is playing Jughead) is dating Betty's actress.

Then what about Moose earning "points" with Midge in the Black Book episode? More Blowjobs? Is this an American Pie reference?

Just replace his actor like they did with Reggie, duh.

Who cares? Midge is dead anyway.

>It only took 'em 3 seasons to go full Melrose Place

Why did they kill her again?

Yeah but Reggie didn't even really matter until this season.

I hope Fangs cucks Moose again. It's like pottery also it's thematic and fits with Moose's name.

I never watched Melrose. Please explain what you mean by that.

>Some random Steven Universe character is there instead of Donte
Why?

>show based on archie comics
>archie is barely even a main character

oof

I literally hate all the pairings in this show minus Archie/Josie.
All trash tbqh.

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Are they ever going to have a crossover with their comic counterparts? I want comic Moose to tell tv Moose to man the fuck up and also for comic Jughead to blackpill tv Jughead.

So I've just started watching the musical episode. Anyone know who that qt with the short hair and even shorter skirt is in the very first song?

He wasn't a virgin.

I will never get over a name like Edgar Evernever

Why did they make Josie and Melody black when there is already an established black character in Josie's band, Valarie? That never made sense to me.

Fucking based

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fucked off to be in Altered Carbon

They changed a lot of characters' races. Reggie and Dilton were casted pretty well.

Josie being black fits with me because up until a couple years ago I thought that the black pussycat WAS Josie.

Because they chose to make everyone in the band black.

I'm an idiot for not putting in effort

Yes he was. Either he was lying to Moose at Cheryl's party or he was telling the truth.

Musical episode was complete garbage.

Unlikely considering Luke Perry is a big name and also a bigger part of the series than Reggie was at the time. S1 Reggie was barely ever on screen and didn't significantly factor into the plot. Luke Perry is Archie's dad and a prominent figure in nearly every episode.

Compare to Reggie whose original actor was a literal who that barely had any screen time or connection to the plot(at the time)

>Either he lied or told the truth

Well yeah that's usually how it works

The point is Archie's actor isn't white for the people that matter, the WASPs.

It's probably more likely that neither of them have had penetrative sex.
I mean Kevin did suck off Moose in the first episode. So Kevin subscribes to the idea that only penetration counts.

Oh please. Chief of Full Shit Elizabeth Warren most likely has more native blood than him.

What did Luke Perry die of again?

aneurysm

>This screams something I would see on a sketch on Robot Chicken
My only response to this
youtube.com/watch?v=kuezKwJkR3M

Well there have been several issues in the comics where all 3 of them had different love interests so it isnt really that big of a deal

However making Jughead have any love interest at all is what baffles me. Maybe humoring Ethel would have been ok if you go by canon. But having him fuck betty is where I really draw the line.

Dropped the show mid season 2 when all that mafia bullshit with Mr Lodge started cause there was nothing redeemable left in the show anymore

Jughead's time travel adventures with Archie's qt descendant when?

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Successfully triggered /lgbt/

/lgbt/ loves Koose though.

This skit is legitimately better than the show.

Call me when they resurrect Midge.

Maybe Moose was a virgin to penetrative sex with men

>visibly shaken by having sex with men
God I hate this Moose, he is such a beta bitch. Chad body but Virgin spirit.

Only if the actor that plays Archie plays her, Back to the Future style

So how bad was the Heathers episode?

Didn't Moose's actor left this show to go do something on Netflix?

I would need to see a dna test. Until then he is not white

That was Reggie

I need to see your dna test too, you are probably more of a mutt than he is.

No that user is correct, he left this season to go perform for an upcoming show called Daybreak. A foolish mistake. He seems to have the same minor role in that shit and it looks like it won't get season 2 based on the summary of the show we have.
He might come back though.

>You will never be a handsome teenager who is romantically pursued by beautiful women and have friends to go on wacky adventures with

Fuck I feel like I wasted my teenage years. I never went to parties or got to have young love.

I will generally believe a white passing person is white until I have reason to think otherwise. This reason could be a dna test, admission, genealogical records...etc. I found a picture of his father. He definitely has significant non european dna.

The thing is genetics don't work like cartoons. They often jump one generation or even show diferences between siblings. Burgers tend to ignore it because they've been obsessed with racial purity since the beginning

Archie and his friends all tried hard drugs too.

Maybe Kevin just a anal virgin?

Meh, that’s less shocking. Welcome to modern America.

Buying drugs from cannibalistic school gangs a thing?

No i think you are thinking of phenotypes which are the physical traits. I am talking about genotypes which is the actual genetic information. Phenotypes are usually downhill from genotype. You seem to be stuck in the pre-dna old ways where race was all about phenotype.

Live a little, dude. Get some friends.

>The government tried to fight drugs by PSAs on tv shows aimed to kids and teens in the past following the idea that without costumers, the drug market would collapse alone.
>Kids like drugs so much that the government gave up and everybody smoke joints in movie and tv so the only solution the government offer is to shoot spics and arrest niggers

Anyone remember the time when Archie started a vigilante organization that dressed like gay isis? riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/The_Dark_Circle

>caring about romance subplots in comics literaly made for 5 year olds

At this point, legalizing marijuana wouldn’t save everyone a lot of money and time. Plus the government can tax it.

How soon until riverdale has a literal gay mafia?
riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Ghoulies

riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Southside_Serpents

why did you reply to the second post

The pretty poisons seems to be a dyke gang

Too lazy to scroll up.
Cannibalism students of revival students after snorting drugs is the hip in thing now? riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Jingle_Jangle

>I can't wait till the millennial whores and gays that support this crap eventually die or end up on the street impoverished so this cancerous network can finally die.

You do realize those who AREN'T that are dying out, right? It's only going to get more "progressive" from here until nobody shows straight relationships at all.

>until nobody shows straight relationships at all.
Jesus Christ this is peak conservative hysteria right here.

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That time when Betty thought she was going to lose her virginity to Jughead and was surprised that sex didn’t hurt because she has multiple personality disorder. Imagine being Betty and unware that dark Betty is a super slut. riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Betty_Cooper

Isn’t that the girl who cried rape at anime
Con until people found out she was giving Weebs blow jobs for money? Something like that happen at a bronycon recently.

There two girls who go to cons. Desperately lonely types or what the internet call thots types who make money off of nerds. Desperate nerdy girls usually the ones who do sexual favors for money.

The whole mutt meme falls apart when you realized it was pushed by Britbongs. UK has a higher crime rate, race mixing rate and obesity rates compared to the rest of the EU. The whole LULz you, not white shit meme don’t hold weight when the UK has the largest declining white population when compared to the US and rest of Europe. Then again most of /pol/ circle jerking over the New Zealand shooter. The faggy Richard Spencer haircut having cuckholding who identifies as a pro-China communist. Thanks for costing New Zealanders the right to own defensive weapon Nazi larping cunts.

It still feels like Betty and Veronica have sameface syndrome. Maybe that's appropriate given the comics.

>Imagine being Betty and unware that dark Betty is a super slut
>Fred Andrews was using her all this time

Why? Especially after he knew Moose was hung. He should have been trying to fuck him right away. Gay or not, most teens were thinking with their genitals.
The lack of sex in this show for very attractive teenagers is just weird. Most weird is Jughead getting the most action out of any of the guys.

Archie has been with the most sexual partners onscreen of any character. Ms Grundy, Veronica, Valerie, Josie, probably some thot I'm forgetting.

How long was he with Ms Grundy again?

The whole summer plus three or four casual hookups afterwards.

Just be glad you, at least he's not gay.

This. Especially when everyone knows pewdiepie and tik tok is turning kids into literal Nazis.

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Yet?

Moose was still closeted, and they didn't have a place to hook up other than a car (like that time Moose and Midge got shot up) or in Fox Forest (where they could get attacked by a serial killer)

They found out about the bunker and Moose felt ready to come out and tell his dad

Have they killed Cheryl yet? She is fucking annoying and I want her dead.
Betty sucks too but I really doubt they'll ever kill off because she is an MC and Cole would walk out if they wrote her out of the show.

Don't worry, they'll resurrect her in the Riverdale/Sabrina crossover after Archie fucks Sabrina.

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she's with S1 Reggie

god I don't miss the old Reggie but Charles Melton makes Cole Sprouse look like Marlon fucking Brando in comparison. They got away with it in S2 when he was a background characer who would appear every few episodes to help Archie with whatever retarded decision he made that week, but now that he's dating Veronica and they're giving him more screen time than fucking Kevin and Cheryl it's so much more noticable how he can't act. It's crazy that he's the first one of the younger group to get cast in a big movie, although I guess Bad Boys 3 isn't hiring based on talent.

They changed Veronica's race too, but it doesn't matter since she still has black hair/brown eyes and looks enough like the comic Veronica. The only thing I have a problem with is that Lodge just isn't a hispanic name at all. They could've gotten away with it if they cast a white actor as Hiram but they cast Mark Consuelos

>He might come back though

nah not after he became Courtney Love's boytoy and got into a bunch of legal trouble with her. IIRC she had him try to steal back one of Kurt Cobain's guitars that her daughter's ex-husband got in their divorce

That's Reggie.

We're talking about Moose.

So can they just change the actor? I mean he was a minor character. It's kinda weird to see Moose not be on this show. But then again they killed off fucking Ms. Grundy.

Also why would Netflix let him be on one of their shows if that shit happened?

there are 2 non-straight couples in the show, 1 of them is between the member of the main cast who appears the least (Kevin) and a background character who has had maybe 5 lines of dialogue total this season. The other is Cheryl/Toni and if you're complaining about getting to see shots like pic related then I don't think you'd belong in a straight relationship either pal.

Also if you think the constant Bughead/Varchie/Veggie scenes are more tolerable than the Choni/Kevin&Moss scenes (and you can count the amount of scenes those couples have ever had on 1 hand) then that's mind boggling.

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>Archie comics adaptation
Archie gets relegated to stupid B-plots

Archie gets to have the wackiest adventures and I'm interested in what weird shit happens to him next.

I hope Riverdale either ends with him fighting off an alien invasion or punching out the devil. Both seem possible at this point.

Archie's plots are the most entertaining part of the show.

Nobody cares about yet another "Betty and Jughead LARP as hardboiled investigators and give each other pep talks about their awful parents".

have sex

The musical on this show was the worst thing I have ever seen on the CW worst than an Olicity centered episode or that tumblr musical episode on Supernatural.

The music placements were awful in this year's crossover. Archie and Josie's song was unironically the most decently set-up/paid-off.

youtube.com/watch?v=HoM4Gqp2_lc

That double duet between Bughead and Choni was rough.

>caring about the sexuality of a minor character that barely had any lines
And he might be off the show for good, so shut the fuck up already you stupid faggot.

Yeah I liked that too. Josie is by far my favorite character on this show.

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With a man?

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This is the gayest shit I have ever read and I used to read nifty gay erotica stories about large black men fucking blond twinks.