Name a worse ship

Pinescest
And fuck you.

fpbp

Op and girl with no dick.

Any incest shit

Wendy x Dipper
your Mom x your Dad

If those aren't kids to you, you're just another kid user.

Your mom and your dad

Klance

Only autists care about ships in general user.

Starco
Jarco
Startom
Tomco
Literally any ship from Star Vs I didn’t mention they are all shit

Pinecest

Vriska x the homestuck fandom

Fact.
I have better written chemistry in my non-fanfic creations.

The teens are the critical period for relationships, and hence the prime age for shipping. I know this board may not want to admit that though for pretty obvious reasons...

stucky

t. homophobe

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children

You can ship them if you want, but teens are still kids user. Only kids deny that.

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Get the fuck off this site, faggot.

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Fuck off back to /pol/

FPBP

>Yea Forums x Yea Forums ship
That's hilarious.
No, seriously.

Literally any other ship.

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Fuck you

God, this show has SOME unique quality in it but my god, the pacing is complete shit.

>Buck Lars

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I don't like this pairing because I don't like Adrien and I hate Marinette's MUH ADRIEN MUH ADRIEN MUH ADRIEN!!! Fuck man, not even Sailor Moon was this obsessed with her love interest. Marinette is an empty headed twat, then again I suppose that's realistic to teenage skanks and their behavior. But at the same time it makes her a tremendously annoying character. Like I don't want the pairing to happen just so that she's miserable because that's her only goal in life (the first thing she says in episode 1 is she wants to bear Adrien's 3 children so that already tells you this stupid cunt has nothing going on in the head, much less is she a convincing hero of any kind).

You need to be a girl or a faggot literal s o y boy simp to like this pile of shipping horse shit show.

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zadr

I think the worst part is how it's literally just sailor moon and tuxedo mask again, except without the lost memories of when they were actually compatible so it's much more forced.

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Don't fucking bullshit me. Take that back right now.

get an std, its what you faggots are best at

bawww!! like my terrible and shoehorned ship!! :'(((

you X anybody

/thread

I also that this one was kind of forced. Robots, and Meatbags should not mix.

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>You touched my hand chuck. You sly dog.
SLUT!

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No, fuck you. Velma was an overly controlling cunt throughout the entirety of MI while dating Shaggy. Like, what kind of absolute horror show of a girlfriend tries to make a man choose between her and his dog. Any man worth his weight in salt would tell that bitch to fuck off in a heartbeat.
Shaggy deserves better.

Charles is for Marcie.

Started off okay. Dark avengers drugging up venom and Mac Gargen turned it into shit real quick.

Not that user but i agree with this. MI had the worst incarnation of Velma.

ANY OTHER continuity, Velma is great, and Velma + Shaggy could easily work. But in MI she is just terrible.

Anything to do with Max and male campers. Leave the poor bat alone.

Frankly I don't know many Shelmafags who were too happy with what they did with canon ShaggyxVelma in MI.

FPBP

This one is worst

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Who even thought this was a good idea?

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I wish the videos of that girl crying it wasn't made canon was still around.

This, if anyone deserved Chuck it was Marcie.

Dipper/Stanley&Stanford
Just taking turns on that quivering boi pussi.

Pretty awful, Steven doesn't even deserve a partner

I hate that I found a tumblr dedicated to this once but I also remember trying to find it and hating not being able to because they reblogged this post about Dipper making a desaturated investigative Mabel as a foil to dippy fresh in the mableland episode and it was super funny and I can't find it again

Exactly, Stephen is too fat, ugly, annoying, retarded, and fat to have a waifu.

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FPBP, that's all folks.

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UPROOTED

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You will be blasted when the new season comes out.

AND DESTROYED

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I know this cartoon is fucking garbage but this gives me a bit of hope in the world.
Normally I dig chocololis and find them cute, this shit was the exception.

How on earth you make a chocololi boring and annoying at the same time?

I'd say fpbp but that's not Korrasami

"kids" "children"

I have written better chemistry in my biochem lab reports

t. massive homo

>Marco Diaz, guy who likes blondes and action girls

It should be someone who likes pajeetlings, like Hiro Hamada.

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i would have taken that over what we got.

Only reason to hate this is if you're super invested in Mable X Dipper.

RMS Titanic

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T. AIDS patient

Any avatar ship that isn’t Zucest or canon

Any Ben 10 ship that isn’t Ben x Gwen

/thread

>Any Ben 10 ship
FTFY

Same guy?
Fags either way

/thread

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This 200 %

That's not Lapidot or MysteryPearl.

I ship Stevidot, tell me how trash I am

>better bring a diaper for your head
I bet this is a really sick burn in this person's native language.

kataang
zutara
korrassami
Bryke basically can't write romance, I wonder how they got married.

Is Korrasami even a real romance? Like there's barely anything to it just BTW THEY'RE IN LESBIANS NOW. At least Marceline and PB are alluded to having a relationship in the past.

>tell me how trash I am
There aren't many parts of Stevidot that are trash, but they're big ones due to characterization and writing.
>Shipping a child character with an adult character, an issue that's shared across ALL Steven/Gem ships due to how Gems are made and how they all emerge as adults.
>Not putting Peridot's take on fusion in Log Date and how she handled Garnet's invitation to fuse with her into consideration, especially when fusion is used as an allegory for relationships in general.
But on the plus side...
>You're avoiding the Oedipus undertones when it comes to shipping Steven with the main CGs and the more creepier vibes brought on by Steven/Lapis shipping.
>Steven has more interaction with Peridot in-show while a lot of Lapidot's stuff comes from "off-screen" fanon or from episodes boarded by a known Lapidot shipper.
In simple terms it's better than Lapidot, Lapiven, and Steven/Main GC ships by a wide margin, but less so than others.

Here’s how I see it:
Peridot is not an adult, she is childish as fuck and she’s a member of a shapeshifting race of automatons, so her mental age is what’s relevant in discussions of pedophilia. Peridot is only mature in reference to her assigned homewold role, she literally knows nothing else. Steven is more mature than her.

She's also technically naked most of the time

Fallacy: judging aliens by human cultural standards

I don't think nakedness is culturally subjective.

OOOOOHHHHH SHIT SON!!!

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It is when your species lacks attributes and reproduces using soil and virus-machines

They're naked humanoids that occasionally wear clothing. They have a concept of clothing so they know what being naked is.

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>t. bigger fag also redneck
kek

Any ship involving Stephen is complete trash.

>worse ship
You know, that doesn't imply that this ship is bad, but that there are worse ones than it. So really it could be any ship because this ship is the best one, so all other ships are worse than it. Thank you fellow Padippica fan, very cool.

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dilate

>Shipping a child character with an adult character,

Tumblr what are you doing here?

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In my opinion, this was fine for confirming the ship. Have Marcy give her speech, but the kiss was overselling it. Have the speech, move on to battle, show this later like they did. The kiss was shoehorned in.

Why are you so obsesed with something that was never in the show?

I want to go back to 2009 and tell 2009 Yea Forums that 2019 Yea Forums would say liking lolis is tumblr.

It's a bad ship because Yea Forums autists are extremely obnoxious about it. Let's face it, the only thing you niggers care about is self-inserting yourself as Dipper. If Pacifica was a boy you wouldn't care.

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I don't get it.

antagonist becomes 'redeemed' because they get paired with the MC is probably one of the worst tropes/cliches/plots ever.

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>spoiler
Give me the sauz, raight nau.

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she’s gay though

Nightingale was a better sexier option that should have been

Beast Boy and Raven...

She needs the Cydicking

If I had to hazard a guess it's Zuke whining about how her attempt at forcing her precious lapidot ship got sank by Sugar.

Dipper x Mermando.

>He clearly didn't understand.

Anyone else we can give Connie to, to save her from Steven’s fat ass?

Jeff

jeff is for malessica

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Honestly this. I didn't really care for Sam/Danny much either but I can understand why they went that way. Seems like every Danny Phantom thread there is the same guy in it whining about how his oildrilling ship didn't happen and shitting on Sam and it's honestly the worst way to go about it.

I suppose while we are on the subject of Hartman ships, I never cared much for Timmy/Trixie either. Seems like they want to excuse an entire series of her acting like a bitch (not to mention, being a genuinely boring character) because she was seen in a comic book store once.

>homophobe

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>How on earth you make a chocololi boring and annoying at the same time?
Give her 3DPD qualities.

There is another Jeff in Steven Universe

They don’t sexually reproduce though
Naked implies they have things to hide

kys faggot

I love how you can just see the desperation and despair in star’s face

And your opinion is shit.

Bubbline = garbage

>worst ship
>polar opposites

Is this bait?

your O"T"P

>

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Opposites attract is a shit meme. Humans aren't magnets.

fry and leela

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Hartman can't write couples. That's a fact. Married couples that were like that from the begining of the show don't count.

Titanic

>Not a crybaby
>Not older than Connie
>Even better at being an alien

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>Not a crybaby.
He holds a grudge against Ben for the entire first series just because he defeated him.
He is the worst character of the entire franchise.

Most likely, a pity sex, scotch and ludes mix.

Because of the simple fact that what was in the show wasn't good enough

No one in their right mind would.

And yet he is still better than Steven, which Isn’t a high bar but still, Connie’s standards are pretty low

Clarissa and her father.

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dogs are naked

i know. i was making a joke.

Blessed

Batman and Talia Al Ghul.