This board needs some fucking birds.
Fuck you.
Storytime Hell Thread
Kayden Young
Samuel Cooper
Landon Sanders
Hunter Sanders
I was gonna save this for SDCC, but I couldn’t wait until summer.
Angel Bailey
Jordan Ramirez
Matthew Carter
Robert Rogers
Colton Ward
The tone of this comic is absolutely indescribable. I love it.
Nicholas Myers
>He's faster when he's NAKED
Asher Gonzalez
Oliver Russell
What is this?
Dominic Williams
is this parody?
that's cool
Alexander Allen
user why
James Evans
There’s a lot of anthro bird nudity in this book. Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s naked and who isn’t.
David Long
It’s one of a kind
I can’t tell.
I made a promise in that Kingdom Come storytime. This is what Yea Forums deserves.
Ryder Green
Jaxson White
>This board needs some fucking birds
Tzeentch and Khorne both approve of this bread.
Anthony Scott
James Moore
Bird Urich is on the case.
William Gomez
Brandon Barnes
Tyler Morgan
Oliver Green
Joseph Gutierrez
Jordan Bell
That bird singer is kinda hot.
Aaron White
Ethan King
Ian Foster
Nicholas Kelly
Aiden Wilson
Austin Collins
Ryan Wood
Landon Taylor
Nolan Collins
Joseph Cox
Wyatt Carter
Nathan Robinson
>sniff sniff
That’s- not where a bird’s nostrils are.
Samuel Powell
Jordan Gutierrez
Owen Anderson
Nolan Brooks
Zachary Cox
This might just be the single funniest page I’ve ever seen.
Dylan Collins
Caleb Johnson
Ian Morris
Jack Hall
Lincoln Cooper
Blake Myers
David Miller
Adrian Rogers
>cops are pigs: the comic book
Jacob Stewart
Ryder Rodriguez
Ryan Taylor
Henry Peterson
Cameron Walker
Zachary Smith
Jayden Turner
Wyatt Brown
Liam Campbell
Parker Lee
Camden Gonzalez
He's a big pig.
Gabriel Sanders
Parker Cooper
4U
Hudson Murphy
Angel Sanchez
Kayden Nelson
Shouldn't they be throwing each other at the pigs?
I'll give them credit, rebuilding the scene of a crime scene isn't something most Heroes do, even if I have no idea how he did it.
Austin Mitchell
David Johnson
Logan Murphy
They even ported Angry Birds to the Super Nintendo? Jesus Christ...
Levi Thomas
Aiden Ortiz
Levi Rogers
Robert Hughes
Brandon Cox
Brayden Clark
>Jeff Parker wrote this
But... why?
James Cook
Christian Sanders
Money is a useful asset and people will do many unusual things to get more.
Adam Lewis
Carson Cooper
Jacob Gomez
Jose Evans
Here’s a question, if birds are living under the jackboot of pigs in this world, what roles do the humans play? Can a human be a cop? What about the animals like rabbits or dogs?
Carter Roberts
Inb4 someone waifus the pink bird.
Aaron Jackson
Easton Martinez
Samuel Baker
Gabriel Cruz
Oh shit, so there are human kingpig goons. I’m glad this burning question was answered.
Thomas Powell
Wyatt Nguyen
Nathan Edwards
Jace Hernandez
Noah Williams
Asher Torres
Jaxson Fisher
Lucas Green
Austin Smith
Ryder Howard
Asher Butler
Samuel Russell
Isaiah Jones
Landon Hall
And on this note, I leave you for the night.
Gavin Walker
Bumping for insanity.
Xavier Gray
Am I really going to read this?
Evan Butler
Why are Angry Bird tie-ins so weirdly GOOD QUALITY? The fucking Transformer mobile game actually got the guy who did the original 86 movie's music to make new songs for it.
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Josiah Garcia
Do it. It’s actually pretty fun. I wouldn’t have storytimed it otherwise.
Benjamin Evans
I appreciate that chaser is constantly taking his clothes off but his glasses never even shift position on his beak. It’s great.
Jason Nelson
Bump in the night.
Elijah Morris
bump
Jaxson Lee
God this is horrible why is this happening
Henry Russell
Cover says Rovio Books, so if its parody, its a self-parody because Angry Birds was made by Rovio.
Levi Carter
ty for introduce me such based comic
Jayden Cox
I'm a little thrown at how entertaining that was. It had an almost tongue in cheek TMNT feel to it.
Brody Scott
I want to fuck those muscular birds
Gavin Edwards
Better than Blacksad
Wyatt Ortiz
Based and redbirdpilled.
Jacob Baker
The only thing that disgusts me is the design of the birds, they really look like they are naked, and considering they live alongside humans and other species who do wear clothing it feels dirty.
They should have designed the suits so they look like suits, not fullbody pantyhoses. Shoulderpads, jackets, PANTS!
the only one who looks decent is Terrence/Thunderbird, and he is just wearing a shirt and blue jeans.
Nicholas Edwards
That’s the funniest part for me. The pages of birds stripping are comedy gold.
Matthew Lewis
She's a cute birb.
Kevin Phillips
What doth the manlet bird do better than the thunder bird?
Thomas Richardson
the original Stella is a cute birb. that thing is an abomination against nature, pretty much like every animal in this comic.
Isaiah Ortiz
Take his clothes off, apparently
Xavier Rogers
Bump
Aiden Martin
>The real source of the mob's power: Food
Lucas Anderson
>Professor Pig
kek
Ethan Bell
2nd panel needs to be cropped for posterity.
Levi Russell
reading
Ryder Allen
>red in the final panel
are birds racist?
are pigs supposed to be niggers?
Logan Jones
Obviously the pigs are cops.
Aaron Brown
Well, this was a lot better than I expected. I genuinely enjoyed it. Thanks for storytiming, OP!
Dominic Collins
Okay, this is hilarious.
David Gonzalez
Must be part roadrunner.
Elijah Robinson
Okay, there are anthros, humans, and regular animals?
Brody Barnes
>bird women are singer/dancer/sex slave
>bird boys are orphan ghetto boys
>people judge superbirds on the news
cleary the opposite. behold the power structure!
David Foster
>It’s actually pretty fun
Damn skippy.
Austin Cox
>people judge superbirds on the news
Oh boy what am I missing irl?
Ryder Evans
birdie bump