NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNAUT FROM NOT WASHING HIS TEETH
NOTHING CAN STOP THE JUGGERNAUT FROM NOT WASHING HIS TEETH
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Doug's teeth?
Didn't he say he liked X-Men 3?
I'm just amazed he still has fans.
I used to watch him all the time years ago, but then there's a point where you realize how cringey and awful he is and never look back.
Some people have naturally yellow teeth. Not everyone has pearly whites. Even after bleaching them you can never get those pearls... I would know... I'm honestly thinking of picking up smoking once in a while to at least have an excuse...
I have similar teeth, but my excuse is that I’m a degenerate. Doug is rich so he has no excuse
Smoking.
>smoking, coffee, red wine, not getting braces as a kid
>mine look even worse and I brush 4x times a day, floss and take tons of Listerine
>believing the braces meme
>or brushing for that matter
most of that is dead right though
You can tell the difference between naturally yellow teeth and brown-ish yellow teeth though.
He acknowledges it's a terrible sequel, but he just likes the fact it had more mindless action.
>mystique gets shot by the anti-mutant bullets
>instead of dragging her onto a stage and saying "this is what they want to do to you" and making her the poster child of their movement, he abandons her because he's a retard asshole
I always hated this movie.
Yeah, fair point... Dunno, even after the bleaching, which was pretty painful, they're still not pearly whites. They're one or two degrees off, and it's pissing me off. I've stopped drinking wine too; I'm only into ales, whiskeys and shit now, since they don't cause coloration to such a degree. I was never a coffee guy either, so that's good. It's just infuriating. It's my eyes all over again.
>80% of the people in both families have blue eyes
>I have brown
Thanks a lot mom... I just hope my kids have blue ones... Seriously, every bad thing that exists in both families, I have.
>crooked teeth that neede braces
After a failed attempt which fucked up my jaw, 6 removed teeth and another 3-year round of braces to fix what was broken, I'm 90% fixed.
>need glasses
Not a lot, it can be cured with laser, but it pisses me off because I had perfect vision as a kid.
>chance f baldness
No chances so far, and my dermatologist said there's nothing to worry about, but I still have some vitamins in either case. I've got my maternal grandpa's hairline, and he's got a brush on his head, same as all the people in his family, so I guess I'm safe.
>big nose
Fucking dermatologist fucked up my treatment as a kid and now it's full of dead puss that's hardened and created clots. I need plastic surgery. Acne's gone from my whole face for years now, but I still have this shit. And plastic surgery takes time.
>busted knee
Nothing major, and it's fixed now, but it fucked with my training programs as a kid and I had to wear special soles for more thana decade.
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I still turned out good enough, at 6'1" with an XXXL-Tier back, a mesomorph bodytype, a good jawline and shit, but I could've been better, dammit.
Don't worry, at the end of the day nothing will fix your inferiority complex.
You're assuming that I cannot drown it in the hunt for success, while hiding it under the garb of a fake, and perfectly constructed, persona.
>disliked X-Men 2 because it had too many characters
>praises X-Men 3 because it had a lot more characters
I want to understand...
Not sure about the comics, but movie Magneto being a hypocrite isn't out of character.
That being said, Storm saying "There's literally nothing wrong with being a mutant" to a girl who put her boyfriend in a coma by kissing him is just being an unsympathetic asshole.
He's a dipshit.
>Not believeing in brushing
I will forcibly hold you down and rape your mouth with a toothbrush until every single one of your teeth sings Chip Skylark if I ever see you on the street, you fucking degenerate.
Brush your fucking teeth
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS
Brushing not washing.
your brushing too hard user, make sure you replace your toothbrush every month and be gentle on them!!! your teeth are super strong but your enamel isn't!
Hi Doug, would you please stop showing up in my recommended viewing list? I've even blocked your channel ffs.
The Basedernaut is something I never dreamed would become a thing.
is that who I think it is
>ad hominem
stinks of Yea Forums
I thought all teeth were naturally a bit yellow and that it's actually unhealthy to whiten them because it damages the enamel?
Dude, I used Listerine for years and it actually makes your teeth browner. No joke, the dentist confirmed it and me teeth are not nearly as bad after having them cleaned and brushing with whitening toothpaste. Stop using Listerine.
Someone post the Ducktales thumbnail, That's the most obnoxious one.
>next week is X-Men Origins: Wolverine
>not a retrospective of X-Men: Evolution
Terrible.
eating his wife's pussy for 10 years
I think he's still in jail.
Do this day I think I'm the only one who likes X3
Why do you think there is something wrong with his teeths?
isn't this shit eating fat fuck in prison for making cheese pizza with his sister?
I've seen worse
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It is.
Doug IS pretty based, that much is true
His opinions are not real, all the shit he spread is based on reddit, not in a meme way, he confirms the bias of his public. He is REALLY different when he is actually talking about disney animated movies without his shitty actors or when he is invited to talk in others videos. The guy is pretty shameless.
Jesus, the segments were it cuts back to him and the skits look awful in this definition.
TV tropes is Doug's audience, not even reddit likes him
>when you smell her feet
Does this guy actually like this shitty movie and yet hate the "I'm the Juggernaut bitch." Part?
Well, it is a dumb meme reference. It's like if Spider-Man said "how do I shot web" in Spider-Man 3.
Doug is a beta male cuck and his indecisive, non confrontational bullshit allowed Jewwario to rape girls.
Doug belongs in jail.
Yep, Sick Nick is going to be there for a long time.
>goes to prison
>they make him take regular showers and cut his hair
>actually looks like a fucking human being and not a yeti
The inside of his mouth is probably still a war zone but god damn, just goes to show how much effort this fuckhead was putting into looking as foul as possible.
You couldn't manage to fit one more buzzword in that post?
>Doug belongs in jail for enabling rape from a position of privilege
How's that?
I cringed so hard it gave me scoliosis
Hmmm, too tumblry. There has to be a middle road.
>person I know who brushes daily
>Teeth are all busted
>Know a guy who doesn't brush outside of when his mouth is stanky and only uses mouth wash
>perfect teeth
How the fuck is this possible?
Blame Youtube for that shit
Smoking.
>JINGLE ALL THE WAY CAN JINGLE ALL THE WAY TO HELL! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFT SINCE DONALD TRUMP'S TOUPEE!!
Reminder that brushing teeth is a scam to use your body as a filter of fluoride, a highly toxic substance thatchemical companies are not allowed to dump anywhere but selling it to you and using your body as the dump of it is okay as long as it's labeled to contain fluoride.
In your body it gathers into your spine and around nerves and it cannot be removed.
You will develop shaky hands for the rest of your life.
That guy eats faeces.
Used to. Now he eats black cock.