Write the unfunny self aware "we're owned by Disney now!" Episode

Write the unfunny self aware "we're owned by Disney now!" Episode

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Holy crap Louis we're in Star Wars (again)

The entire episode is just shamelessly plugging modern Disney properties. They treat it as a nudge nudge wink wink kind of thing, but it's an incredibly thin veil to try and mask the fact that it's just straight up corporate shilling

The story based in the disney universe from the multiverse episode, but without the racism.

>show has been unfunny self-referential humour since season 4
Meh
>Treating anything as worse than usual Family guy

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Peter turns into that mickey mouse parody he turned into the first time he met joe, and stays that way through the whole episode.
No one acknowledges it or says a word

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It'll be, at most, a cutaway gag showing hundreds of Disney characters getting brutally murdered

>hey louis remember when i met Iron Man!
>shows a man ironing some clothes

They go to Disney world and wreck it ralph goes to the bar with them

HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP, LOIS, IT'S MICKEY DISNEY!

Robert Downey Jr moved to Quahog but his irresistible charisma undermines Peter and the gang's antics, so they decide to drive him out by dressing up as villains from every marvel franchise except Iron Man. Brian becomes a ghostwriter for a hardcore conservative pundit that happens to enjoy Brian's writing a lot.

Oh so that's why they're not doing gay jokes anymore

A musical number.

*In walks Stewie dressed as Mickey Mouse, complete with the Mickey Mouse ears hat and his red suspenders with the straps cut off*
"Hello family members"
*Rest of Griffin Family walk into shot*

Peter:"HOLY CRAP LOUISIANA! MICKEY MOUSE, IN OUR HOUSE!"

Chris, quietly in background:"Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse. Hehehehe!"

Stewie Mouse: "That is correct, bulbous one! I am now Mickey Mouse due to us, the Family Guy show, being owned by Disney"

Peter:"Holy Crap!"

*Peter pauses and looks confused and slightly worried*

Peter:"Wait, will this change the show in any way? Will there be a surge of quality, or will we suffer through the same lame jokes and cutaway gags we, the Griffin family, suffer through! Will we continue living in our torturous existence of shitty, low-bar 'humour', forever being a growing, festering cesspit on television..."

*Peter begins to cry and cannot finish his train of thought. Lois becomes deathly pale from worry and panic and shouts "PEEEETAAAAAA!! STOP CRY-IEEENNNG". Meg whines and/or complains. Chris is still laughing at his lame joke in the background. Brian the talking dog, who was originally laughing at Peter for being fat and stupid and dumb and below Brian's own intellect, begins to softly weep; Brian contemplates being run over in traffic for a second time. Stewie Griffin slowly undergoes a horrific transformation turning from baby to Mickey Mouse, his bulbous head deforming, two perfectly circular tumorous growths growing from his crown. Stewie Mouse utters a deathly, fear-inducing cackle in his transformation continues. This continues for the rest of the show's airtime*

Deadpool makes tons of gay jokes and he's on the front page of Disney's website now

Adding to this: Peter dresses as Galactus. Joe dresses as Thanos, and they make some kind of joke about Joe snapping his fingers and turning the universe paraplegic. Cleveland dresses as Black Panther, because "The pool of black characters is too small". Quagmire dresses as the green goblin.

Brian is shown listening to the Allen Bones radio show while driving with Stewie. He complains to Stewie about what an idiot this guy and his right wing fans are, until suddenly Allen brings up some freelance article Brian wrote for a local paper, giving it a raving review. Brian pulls an immediate 180 on his view of Allen Jones and his far right views, which Stewie keeps criticizing him for throughout the episode.

The episode ends with a big chicken fight-esque battle between Peter's gang and Robert Downey Jr. Robert wins flawlessly, but leaves on his own accord for some altruistic reason, and they all learn a valuable lesson about how awesome Robert Downey Jr is. Maybe Peter makes a brief, cheeky reference to his alcoholism. The Brian B plot just sort of ends.

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They already have an episode planned for this next season. Not kidding.

I'm thinking pre-opening credits
>Family sitting on the couch after a TV gag
>Micky Walks in wearing a black robe
>Micky: "Ha-Ha hi gang, guess what I own you now, you know what that means..."
>Face the family with his back to the camera
>throws off his robe reveal he's naked
>Micky: "Ha-ha! Suck it! Make it shine!"
>Chris gets up and starts to walk away
>Chirs: "Mr. Wanner I'm coming home"
>cue opening

>Mr.pewterschmidt is actually walt disney.
> holy crap lois your dad is walt Disney???
> peter you better keep your mouth shut and not tell everyone I'm Walt Disney
> later at the bar hey guys you'll never believe who my wife is related to
> walt disney
> peter what did I tell you???
> -lol so randumb thing happens-
> mr.p gets harrased by everyone in town
> mr.p tries to kill peter but the plan backfired everytime
> news agencies interview mr.p about being mr.d
> fakes his death after going on a rant about jews
> everyone forgets mr.pewterschmidt is walt Disney at the end of the episode for sake of plot

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