I like how the MCU always has to cuck out Thor. He's the one character who needs many super diverse characters, and the one who's always used to validate the female characters. It's like he's too white, barbaric and cis for Marvel so they have to balance it out by making him constantly the head of SJW academy.
I like how the MCU always has to cuck out Thor. He's the one character who needs many super diverse characters...
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Thor just has a femdom fetish.
Just ait until Eternals comes out, and Hercules is a giant faggot while Ancient Greece is full of niggers ad womyn voting.
Get help
>I like how the MCU always has to cuck out Thor.
You don't know the meaning of that word.
Also, fuck you, if he was the one to dish CM, you'd complain how they are making the white guy look bad.
You should seriously just kill yourself
>and Hercules is a giant faggot
Hercules is bi. that's like mythologically canon.
kek, not even a thor fan buddy, just something I noticed.
>these are the things that keeps OP up at night
Your life must be in constant misery. Boohoo
have sex
Oh god op used the word cis unironically.
Fuckin npc
Black people WUZ european though, proof.
>Hercules is a giant faggot while Ancient Greece is full of people of African decent
FTFY also Hercules did fuck dudes and Greece did have a significant population of africans as well as other dark skinned people given it was a major power in the Mediterranean at one point
Homosexuality back then, and now? two very different things. It's like Assassins Creed portraying alcibiades as a 2019 flamboyant faggot, nah, his kinda flamboyancy in AC would have been looked down upon. He would have been seen as less of a man. And he certaily wouldn't have been parading around in the streets like Ru Paul. Pure fantasy and revisionism.
Greek is barely european
Quit trying to anachronistically apply contemporary idea of sexuality on the ancient world. For the last time, they conceptualized sexuality as being masculine and feminine, active and passive. What mattered is what sex act you performed, not who you performed it on. You penetrated or were penetrated
No, it did not. Literally both the ancient minoans and myceneneas are directly related to modern greeks, and the Greeks literally made distinctions between them and Africans. Also they were racist af just like Romans. Nice try though.
Yes, Greeks kept African slaves in their colonies
WUZ
Blacks aren't even related to North Africans they like to claim, much less the South of Europe, heh.
KEK
>literally fought one another all the time even though City States were a couple of kms away
>literally thought everyone else was a barbarian
>literally considered negroes brain dead morons
>literally were IRL Wakanda
>”hurdur Jamal was blacking dem white women all day long”
Christ, Yea Forumsmblr...
Thor was this enthusiastic about a cup of Coffee. Don't get your panties in a twist.
>Greek is barely european
But the jews are white
In the minds of tumblrites and woke twitter individuals, mixing a white with a black produces the left, and not the right lmao. Apparently they don't know their own features anymore, too much cosmetic surgery and hair dye perhaps?
Ah! A man of taste!
>Hercules is fucking black twinks
Can Thor please get his helmet back
What about docking, frottage, handjobs, etc.?
To be honest, he comes off as a fucking beta in the more recent movies. Hell, in Ragnarok he was basically a beta orbiter when it came to Valkyrie, it was pathetic
>I-I-I have nothing against strong women
Fuck off, it's just annoying and retarded and doesn't feel genuine at all
Why does every drag or transvestite look at me like I have to validate their existence?
Probably why every straight man looks at attractive women thinking Are you my mommy. It's a MYSTERY.
>cis
Thor is a literal cross dresser that almost married an ice giant
Thor is fucking hot
Intercrural sex was extremely popular. Ironically, in the Greek conception of sex, you'd have to be giving the handjob to remain masculine, as you'd still have to be the active participant
>Bullied by older sister
>develops femdom fetish
makes sense to me desu
No wonder tumblr dykes love him.
...You are shitting me right. Some dudes likes the femdom fetish
Also, I ship Thor and Captain Marvel now. Make this happen!
Carol will be to Thor in Endgame was Shuri was to Bruce in Infinity War. Expect her telling him, "Why DIDN'T you aim for the head?"
>I like how the MCU always has to cuck out Thor.
Pretty comic accurate, given the current Aaron run.
CAnt wait for thanos to pop her head off like bottle cap
Sweet
I find it genuinely mindbogglingly that there are people for whom Disney movies and Marvel movies specifically aren't conservative enough.
Buzzwords
Buzzwords everywhere
being this butthurt is unbecoming
Notice how he didn't even address your argument
Pathetic
Kill yourself you fuckinf retard
>hurr durr if i dont agree with it, its bait!
Holy shit, go back to tumblr
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