The Simpsons are finally getting mercy killed, and you are tasked with writing the last episode

Don Hertzfeldt's couch gag but it's 22 minutes long.

>that school thing from the first episode
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Homer get IPad

The couch gets ruined so they go to get a new one. The rest of the episodes is just them doing couch gags on various couches.

The original Simpsons Christmas Special that was the show's pilot starts with them going to the Christmas pageant at the school.

The christmas pageant from simpsons roasting on an open fire.

It should have the character realize they've been the same age for 30 years and they are stuck on a dimensional anomaly.
Then real footage of the executives calling the audience brainless morons for supporting the show after what it has become.

The corpses of the Simpson family slowly rot over the course of 22 minutes.

30 minutes of a fox exec and the voice actors rolling around in the money they made from the show.

a call back to the first episode where santa's little helper dies peacefully of old age and the simpsons family quietly mourns him. no wacky hijinks, no celebrity cameos, just focus on the main cast.

All I know is it’d end with the “goodnight short” from the Tracy Ulmann Show but with updated animation. Some comment on YouTube had an idea for it to decrease in quality to how it was throughout the years.

not bad

breddy gud

make everything hyperrealistic

There's some copypasta that basically described following the family around having a boring regular day. Essentially a 30-minute version of the opening. I thought that was neat.

A call back to the early season more down to earth episodes,
>Homer finally gets fired from the powerplant.
>Lisa gets an scholarship and Bart feels left out
>He studies more that ever to give Marge something to feel proud for once.
>It ends with Homer becoming the new school music teacher to Bart and Lisa's frustration.

dead bart

It starts off as a typical modern episode on steroids; convoluted set-up, characters are Flanderized all to hell, guest stars pop up every second etc. Homer drives home, runs over Hans Moleman, arrives and goes to bed.

When he wakes up, everything is now drawn in a more realistic style. The kids have all grown up and moved away, Abe and the pets are long dead, and Marge genuinely is sick of Homer and on the verge of divorce. Homer then wanders around, shocked; Flanders is an ordinary Christian, Wiggum is fat but competent, Apu is non-stereotypical, Lenny & Carl hate him, Moe is a genuinely unpleasant creep who doesn't know Homer in any capacity beyond being a customer, and Homer finds that he was fired from the plant long ago. Everyone acts realistically and their voices are less exaggerated, and few remember Homer's wacky antics or does so in a negative light. There are no celebrities like Wolfcastle, and what we see of Krusty's show implies it's actually an adult sketch show with a recurring clown skit. The only character who remembers Homer's antics and acts like he normally does is Mr. Burns, who holds no power at the plant anymore and is shown to be riddled with Alzheimers.

It then turns out that traffic light footage caught Homer running over Hans Moleman, who died. While on trial (with no Gil, Bluehair lawyer or Snyder), Homer reminisces with his family, who each give their version of the event; Bart's is styled after the early episodes, Lisa's is a classic-era 'heartwarming' episode and Maggie's is drawn like the Ullman shorts. They all admit they love Homer, but he has to answer for his crime. Homer keeps praying for a wacky ending, but gets 40 years for manslaughter. He breaks down, closes his eyes, then wakes up. He's back to normal and so is the world...except for the people, who now are played in live action by their VA's in crappy yellow makeup. Homer doesn't notice the difference and hugs them. The credits play silently.

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Yes, they really do need to give some resolution to that old store owner.

Just don't bring those two hicks on his porch called Farmer #1 and Farmer #2 back though.

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Nice and optimistic. Great job.

>Post credits scene of the animators being unlocked from the shackles of their desks and going outside, wincing in the sunlight.
good shit

It was all a dream.

This.

The show just gets more and more outlandish and nonsensical until it turns out Homer was dreaming of it while at the funeral for Frank Grimes. That's why he says "change the channel, Marge!". Laugh, roll credits.

based and redpilled.

>The Simpsons are finally getting mercy killed
>it's another hypothetical thread
Fucking faggot you got my hopes up.

I'm honestly beginning to think I'll be a 60 year old man still waiting for The Simpsons to end.

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Which is worse, that or family guy?

>60 years of Family Guy means 60 years of them having to come up with new premises, each worse than the last.

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tfw when randos on Yea Forums are more competent writers than the Simpsons staff

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Excellent.

>Lisa buys the city a wind farm and solar power plant, as well as large sections of the Springfield Forest for the "Lisa Simpson Ego Gratification Wildlife Preserve".
>Bart agrees to split his million with Principal Skinner in exchange for a sundae bar in the school cafeteria, a skate park by the gym, and for Principal Skinner to legally change his name to "Dumbweiner Frankfurt" for ten years. Skinner considers it the best deal he ever made.
These two in particular I can so easily visualize being jokes in a classic Simpsons episode.

10/10, this would actually be a really good ending. Well done, user.

At this point I kind of want to see how much longer Family Guy can go and how hard Seth can keep phoning it in.

Imo not a great finale, but it would be entertaining, unlike modern Simpsons.

Homer becomes a live streamer, after stumbling upon tubeyou videos of Comic Book Guy sitting placidly and complaining about the unoriginality of a funny cat video.
>"Any idiot could do this. Hey, wait a minute! I'm an idiot! WOOHOO!"

He proceeds to live stream much of his daily life, starting from waking up and rolling over Maggie, who was sleeping in the bed next to him and Marge. Maggie gets stuck into his belly fat and is covered with a shirt, resulting in a running gag of Lisa frantically trying to take off Homer's shirt at several times through the day.

Due to absentmindedly walking past the nuclear facility's plans to irradiate the water supply, streaming it live to hundreds of people, he is fired and chased by security out of the facility..

Out of a job, he has the idea to revive Mr. Plow as a tubeyou skit. He starts to wander around the house, which is currently empty apart from the pets, in search of his Mr. Plow jacket. He accidentally locks himself into the closet, where he is privy to witnessing Marge returning home to her bedroom with Groundskeeper Willie.

Homer, quietly staring at his phone camera while locked in a closet, is loudly cucked by a Scottish man, in front of thousands on the internet, for the rest of the episode. It is implied that Willie's first of several orgasms splatters onto Snowball, who is then forcibly used as a condom by Willie as he re-enters Marge. He calls it "A Scatch Pie".

>Homer is fired again and needs a job
>He gets an email from Hank Scorpio, inviting him to the Scorpian republic of the East Coast
>After arriving, Hank finds out that Homer needs a job, so he asks him to help him out with something (if he succeeds, he'll pay Homer) Homer accepts
>Turns out the something is taking over the United States
>Thanks to Homer's stupidity Hank succeeds on taking over
>It ends with the Simpsons ruling over Springfield as benevolentish dictators

why does this feel like the plot to an actual zombie simpsons episode

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>It is implied that Willie's first of several orgasms splatters onto Snowball

You heard what Logan Paul did too?

Thank god for this board, I thought it was impossible to talk about The Simpsons anymore.

Halloween episode where Marge finally breaks and spends the whole episode killing everyone in town, final scene ia her an heroing and blood splattering on a flip calender. Its the day before Halloween. *the end* shows on a black screen.

Naked Bart again, But for the whole 22 minutes.

>Simpsons can't grab into anything because nobody gives a shit about them anymore.
>BASED Hank Scorpio comes back and helps Homer.
>After Hank wins, Homer and Family have the perfect change to get revenge on Springfield.
>They decide not to take the change and just give example as a perfect normal american family would.

Kino?

Simpsons house is destroyed and everyone thinks they are dead and we get a whole thing with funerals and all the people of Springfield talk about them and go on with their lives either reminiscing or condemning them.

At the end it turns out the family got an all expense paid vacation to Greece and the recovered bodies were squatters. Show closes out on Homer yelling Opa.

Not bad user, not bad at all, pretty much perfect honestly

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Have Karl come back

Break the 4th wall and recognize that all the latest seasons are garbage, and all the characters denounce everything they said and did, blaming it all on the writers making them do so.

South Park crossover episode where the cast goes to Colorado and attempt to have wacky adventures but everytime they do there's a scream of SOUTH PARK DID IT and the character is deleted from the screen. After every other major character is deleted, Bart now lonely and suicidal accepts Kenny's jacket which is offered to him and dies. The credits play over an animated segement of Matt and Trey brutally murdering Matt Groening

"Who shot Mr. Burns II" - Two parter where Mr. Burns is shot to death, this time for real. Homer is arrested and executed for it. It was actually Lisa or something. They ship her off to juvie, but Homer is still executed. Marge becomes depressed and overdoses on pills and I don't know, Bart seduces Ms. Hoover and they drive off a cliff together with Maggie in a the trunk.

The nuclear power plant finally undergoes a fatal and irreversible nuclear meltdown, destroying the entire town. You didn't really think a power plant run that poorly would last forever, did you?

Homer tries to do something stupid, and nobody in town cares. Bart tries to do something destructive, and nobody in town cares. Marge tries to get pushy about something, Lisa tries to be selfish, Maggie does something acrobating, and nobody cares. The Simpsons respond by quietly going back home and closing the door. A note reading 'sorry' slides underneath the door after twenty seconds of silence. Show's over.

Marge dies of some sort of cancer. Main a plot is Homer and the family making sure she's comfortable until she passes on. Homer mentions they are no longer The Simpsons after she is buried and they go and watch a Christmas play at Springfield Elementary. Secondary plot can probably be something involving Burns getting thrown in prison.

I'd legit watch something like that.
Shit at this point it's pretty much starting to play out in real life.
The characters are basically shallow parodies of what they once were anyways.

Nothing.
Show isn't worth wasting any effort on.

Not bad. A little reminiscent of Beavis and Buuthead's 90s finale, but not bad.

1/2

A disgruntled Apu returns to Springfield after being run out of business for being racist. He breaks into Mr. Burns power plant, killing many employees on the way to the control room.

He arrives at Homer's workstation. "You're a good man Homer, go home, get your family, and get the hell out of Springfield before it's too late. You were one of the best customers I've ever had, you bought enough Duff from my store to allow me to send 4 of my children through university"

Homer looks scared, he knows there's nothing he could possibly do to stop Apu. He grabs his box of donuts, the last box he ever purchased from the Kwik-E-Mark several weeks ago before it was shut down and Apu was run out of town. Opening the box he sees the last donut, no doubt stale after all this time. As he rams it into his mouth a radioactive cockroach bursts out of the jelly donut like the alien in Alien. Homer eats the donut completely unfazed, and with a tear in his eye he says to Apu "I'm sorry it had to end like this"

"I know, Homer. Now get out of here." As Homer leaves his control room he can see the trail of bodies Apu left on his way in, he knows that if he turned around it would be the last thing he ever does. He holds back the jelly donut trying to make a quick escape and slowly starts to walk away, the last words he hears from Apu are "Thank you, my friend"

Once Homer is around the corner he breaks out into a full sprint, no doubt in his mind that it's the fastest he's ever moved in his entire life. Just as he bursts out the door to the parking lot, he can hear the plants sirens begin to wail. No doubt Apu has already started his final plan.

As Homer is speeding home, he passes what used to be the Kwik-E-Mark. It has been demolished to make room for yet another cookie-cutter mall with the same 50 stores as all the other ones in Springfield. Seeing the traffic congestion from the supplies being hauled in, he realizes he won't be able to take his usual route home.

2/2

Homer takes the quickest detour he knows, and finally arrives back at home. No time to park the car, so he drifts onto his lawn so the car is facing the road. Luckily the kids are home from school today.

As he runs into the house, he nearly takes the front door off the hinges. He yells at Marge to get the kids and get into the car right now. Marge can see the look of sheer terror in his eyes and says nothing. She runs off to retrieve the kids, while homer runs to the back yard to retrieve Santa's Little Helper. No time to grab anything else.

The Simpsons all get into the car, as Ned Flanders appears with a "whats the matter neighbouroonie?" Homer quickly shouts "You're an annoying prick Flanders, but you're a good person, get your kids and get out of Springfield, Apu's gone apeshit and he's trying to cause a meltdown at the power plant!" before speeding off. Flanders looks confused but Homer doesn't have time to get through his thick skull.

Just before they turn the corner at the end of the street, he can see Rodd and Todd climbing into their fathers car "looks like he actually listened to me for once"

Just as the car reaches the city limits, they hear a deafening explosion in the distance. No doubt Apu's plan has worked. Unfortunately, the wind is working against them.

The Simpsons made it to Shelbyville, but little did they know they were already dead. Mr Burns had been skimping on waste disposal for years to save money.

Maggie was the first to go since she was the youngest, followed by Santa's Little Helper and then Marge. Homer, having somehow build up a resistance to radiation somehow managed to cling to life just long enough to watch his children die in the beds directly across from him.

"We would have made it if I didn't have to make that detour."

"D'oh"

Homer flatlines. The last survivor of the Springfield Meltdown. Ned Flanders never even made it to the hospital.

Springfield would remain a ghost town, forever.

Yea Forums trash

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This is seriously the best idea for a Simpsons finale I've ever read.

They already did all of those.

The Simpsons become self-aware that the city of Springfield is trapped within a temporal anomaly that causes them to remain the same age while the rest of the world ages normally and lives out their lives.

They're faced with a decision on whether to maintain the status quo or effectively remove their shroud of immortality but Mr. Burns (who intends to live forever) stands in their way.

>Lenny & Carl hate him
Unrealistic but okay.

Shooting episode.

Homer ultimately manages to not only survive, but neutralize the shooter. Just so he'll be remembered as a badass.

Formerly treasure