Wtf bruce

wtf bruce

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>I'll have to congratulate my dick.

jesus

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>But what if everyone wanted Batman?!
Fuck these writers, there are other characters

This.
My old pols was hauled into the draft, served in Nam while I was a baby. He and Mom struggled through to middle class, have been married all of my life (50 years).
He hated the upper class Chairforce pilots in their air-conditioned bases more than anyone except the draft dodging rich.

Bruce is a multi-billionaire who's incredibly fit and handsome and unbelievably capable, an expert pilot and race driver, martial artist, acrobat and power-lifter, and outside of film he's portrayed as a genius, master detective and suave ladies man.

Of course all women are moist for him.

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Continuing the above sentiment. It sucks what happened to those pilots who were checked into the Hanoi Hilton, but they got a hero's welcome upon coming home and escaped crippling injury, which is a way better deal than most grunts who served (many against their will).

jesus lord that unibrow

The united states had a draft...

Someday I'll become a comic writer so I can make all MY pairings canon

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I keep forgetting this is canon to the DCAU.
They really fucked it all up because some shipper fags decided to throw their fanfic into the franchise.

you mean Bruce Timm

Paul Dini was his enabler and we all know it.

I'll pay you to make a Batgirl/Supergirl/Huntress doujin.

batman makes a compelling case

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lies! everyone in gotham knows that bruce wayne likes young boys

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did incase actually draw the blowjob?

user user anon. You only see the surface, you fail to see the TRUTH.
Bruce himself is close to Gordon, and his daughter.
But do you know who has been going after dark haired young boys who are flexible since before Bruce went through puberty?
The butler. The one who 'raised' Bruce for most of his life.
The adopted kids are for the butler.

See I wanna see this now.

>implying you wouldn't a barbara if you were bruce
>implying you wouldn't a bruce if you were barbara

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Post the lewd edit

Bruce...
What is this?

....you're gay.

This was what I was expecting.

Yea, but he has mommy issues, which is a big turn off for most.

What was this weird obsession the DCAU had with Batman cucking people?

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DCAU Batman was a massive asshole in general

>daughter Lorrie, who is excitedly greeting her father with outstretched arms
Should've married her after the divorce.

Batman? More like CHADman.
keked

which issue is this from?

There was a draft you fucking moronic Californian faggot

Forget the relationship, this is some awkward writing. It's like it comes from someone who doesn't know how to write a proper interaction between two people.

Early BTAS Batman is the best Batman. At least he cracks a smile and isn't Mr brooding 24/7.