DC is funny now?
DC is funny now?
Not gonna lie. Had a loud laugh with the face bit
Huh, his suit actually looks good in this shoot.
THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!
Fuck of to Yea Forums with your shilling, faggots
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Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6qW7CBxxA
This is another Holmes and Watson isn't it
DC tried to get Netflix to take it but they said "God no this is shitty even by our standards" so they have no choice but to put it out and watch it bomb
yeah
I still hope they go for this suit for the sequel
>This is another Holmes and Watson isn't it
Except that every single early reaction has been positive so far.
no they didnt
and this is praised as a perfect movie
OK I'm really not liking how they run these jokes into the ground. this is Taserface tier.
Shitty? This is amazing! It's not relying on quips and is doing situational humor in the best way!
Suicide Squad had a positive reaction too
Yes kid. This is exactly like a movie with two unfunny aged comedians with barely any script, but the Ferrell guy babbling.
EAT.THE.DISK
How is it running jokes to the ground when it's naturally esculating?
>>First shot doesn't work
>>Gives back gun so they can shoot again
>>Raise the humor by suggesting the face get shot, which could just have him get killed right then.
>>"You're dead" punchline
Like, that's legit buildup of humor that isn't solely quips.
no it didnt
>"captain thundercrack" is not a quip
Alright Yea Forums
I am actually hype for a DC film. Those spoilers really were funny and I can't wait to see it in theaters.
You mean actually using well-timed situational humor and not sly quips that break the immersion for a few hollow laughs.
Yes it did. In fact all your shitty movies did
>"you have bullet immunity"
>"shoot me in the face"
robbers should've shot freddie or the cashier girl, they shouldn't have just done as he said.
Those are fan reactions, retard. Early critic reactions were negative. Shazam’s critic reactions have been overwhelmingly positive. Eat the disc.
>May 21st
>Movie comes out August 1st
Go to bed, Zack
this
shazam is going to be a DC movie remembered for a while, unlike, well....
all the DC movies post 2010.............
faggots
>shazam is going to be a DC movie remembered for a while
Yeah a whole three days
>Implying WW will be forgotten
ok
who is talking about it now?
hm?
where was WW's massive love BEFORE it came out? and now? in 2019, where is she movie wise?
where is JL2? HMMMMMMMM?
FAGGOT!
Looks good to me so far. This isn't funny as in "written joke" funny, but more like shit that seems like kids would say in real life and it'd just be funny
But not overly in that cringey way.
>Yea Forums brings up BvS every day.
Eat . the .disk
> faggot faggot faggot
ladderbro, get some sleep, you're cranky and allowing Shazam to live in your thoughts rent free.
>in 2019, where is she movie wise?
She was going to be in December but they moved her to July so they can reshoot some stuff to turn it into Wonderpoint leading to the rebooted new DC universe
Goth girl is true waifu
>not relying on quips
There's 40 quips across all the clips
That's not a quip. Retards here don't know the difference between a quip and situational humor because the MCU has trained their monkeys to view Whedonesque humor as "funny".
DCcuckolds are literally delusional if they don't see this as the same awful GotG-tier shit
>Those are fan reactions, retard.
There's not a Suicide Squad fan alive that liked the movie. Everyone who read the comics hated it.
So now GotG is bad now? Or is this just a fuckwad moving goalposts cause he can't accept kino when he sees it.
The suit has really grown on me, love that they kept the hood
That's not what he means by fan.
I know what he means -- the morons that got hyped up over Leto's MOM'S GONNA FREAK antics as if he was the second coming of Christ. I don't consider them fanatics of anything besides having their heads up their own asses.
Delivery aint bad. Now if the action is any good
DC has a lot of confidence in this film, the fact that reaffirms this is them not having a review embargo that isn't lifted until a day or two prior the films release like all of their other films that were panned by the critics.
Ok, the shoot him in the face part was pretty funny.
That's what makes it a joke, the conventional logic is gone. What you are suggesting would make it too serious.
Jesus Christ the double standards on full display in here. Just admit you don't give a shit about anything but brand loyalty and stop making these forced rationales and flimsy justifications.
? Are these people high? Aside from his face being shot at, it wasn't funny.
Ladderbro, kill yourself
user if you just shot a bulletproof man who clearly doesnt have a handle on his powers, you'd actually take the kid's advice and try for the head
>tfw going to enjoy this and A:E and consolewarfags can't do a damn thing about it.
>robbers should've shot freddie or the cashier girl,
Why they would murder a kid or a woman that is not even trying anything? A robbery will send them to jail for a couple of years but murdering a kid will send them to jail for decades.
DC had confidence in Batman v Superman and Justice League
THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK
They wanted to fire Snyder and remake JL after BvS but Kevin Tsujihara refused so he could get his bonus even knowing the movie would fail.
>where was WW's massive love BEFORE it came out?
She's the best known female superhero all over the world.
> in 2019, where is she movie wise?
In post production.
>who is talking about it now?
Rotten Tomatoes did a Wonder Woman special feature on International's Women's Day.
It's also outpacing Infinity War on Bluray btw.
The review embargos for those movies lifted like two days before they came out.
Shazam's review embargo lifts two weeks before it comes out.
Every critic who's seen it (not fans, actual critics) says they absolutely loved it.
Do the fucking math
Oh god, is this finally the age of DC? First, it was Aquaman then Shazam. Who's directing these? They are doing a pretty good job. With Marvel getting taken over by nu-feminism, with Captain Marvel and all of that, DC can finally take their place. Just hope that nothing Bendis write will ever get to production.
Shazam is David Sandberg, he directed Annabelle:creation and Aquaman was James Wan, he directed F&F7, The Conjuring, and wrote the first Saw
>is this finally the age of DC?
No you fucking pathetic loser this is the awkward middle stage between Snyder's edgy shit and Hamada's edgier wannabe Snyder shit
I’ve got a few thoughts on this one, and keep in mind I’ve hated the MCU past the first phase (minus WS and GOTG) and the DCEU.
On one hand, the humor is done right here. Even if some of it feels improvised, it still feels natural to the events. I got a good smile out of a few moments, and because the tone stays consistent and makes sense to be there, it doesn’t feel obnoxious and hard to swallow like with MCU movies. The actors also ooze charisma in a way a lot of other cape shit movies just don’t have. That has definitely won me over more than I expected.
On the other hand, I’ve always loved Captain Marvel, and I feel like as an adaptation it’s not doing the source material service. While Billy’s childlike characteristics would come out at times, generally Marvel is more than just Billy, he’s Billy with insight and wisdom that shapes him into someone more heroic than how he normally is. I also hate this version of Sivana, and I will always dislike him being called “Shazam” instead of Captain Marvel. So as a fan, the movie turns me off.
I think it might be a Hellboy thing, where I enjoy it as its own movie, but not as an adaptation.
ladderbro, your autism is crazy
>Stood random bystander instead of the actual threat
Meagan Good is Darla
I fucked a guy's wife and when he found us he asked if I wanted to watch Suicide Squad with him after. The absolute state of DC fans.
And did like 700 millions.
This seems to be DC's Ant-Man which is great
>Been dreading the idea of a Shazam film for nearly a decade, because I've been afraid DC would fuck up my favorite hero.
>They don't.
I was thinking the same thing. The colors really pop on his outfit like a superhero costume should. But it still has a nice texture so it doesn't look like cheap spandex.
>This is real in my own mind
I think this guy is literally autistic
No. It's not
sauce?
>and Justice League
In what reality?
>Shoot the friend of the invincible man
Wanna know how I can tell you're a retard?
>"he's like a little miniature manager"
Nobody cares
Clearly you do
OBSESSED
Formerly Eugene is a fucking riot.
movie looks good.
>DC is funny now
>meanwhile Marvel is full on sjw now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In all fairness, those scenes seem like they are pretty early on into the movie, so I'm not sure he's truly noticed the wisdom of Solomon thing
quips are snarky one liners. That is just a joke.
>kid just made a legitimate point about how his head might not be bulletproof and only the suit
>not at least trying to shoot him in the face anyway
After the first shot they should have ran yeah but come on why wouldn't they try it?
>DC is funny now?
That's not how you spell, "a joke."
And it's nothing new.
still better than shitty marvel banter.
I really wanna watch these links, but I should hold back until the film actually comes out. You guys are making this tough though.
It doesn't spoil any of the film. It's just the full scenes you saw from the trailer. You already know how the one with the burglars ends so I'd say give it a look
This, it got a sensible chuckle out of me.
>"YEEESSS, NOW MY MOUSEJEW OVERLORDS WILL REWARD ME"
OP is a reddit basedbitch
Always funny when a visitor trips over a wordfilter calling someone else out for not being from here.
Looks promising.
>t. carolshill
Fuck off.
>"DUDE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE LMAO"
>bandits do pic related
what does mr. wisdom of solomon do?
Only 4% of Marvel standard quips per movie quota, DC better get cracking.
It was cape movie fans, who are basically slope skulled retards compared to capebook fans who are merely autistic cucks.
Well, he's faster than Iron Man, so he just disarms them all.
Both by horror flick directors. Huh.
>Saw
>Flick
Pick one
cringy. absolute normie trash like other Amerimutt sitcoms
looks like fucking garbage comedy
Go to bed, Zack
DC even does feminism and race stuff better. I was dreading the DC superhero girl show reboot and took a chance, glad I did because it's actually kino.
I like this shot
This film will be quickly forgotten, and people will keep talking about the real Captain Marvel film by Marvel. DCucks are pathetic.
>cringe as fuck "captain thundercrack" scene followed by cringe as fuck "shoot me again" scene
jk. I liked Catain Marvel and it looks like I'll like Shazam as well. it's just sad that we're finally getting this type of movie after all the disappointments and missed opportunities, Batman, Superman and Justice League deserved better.
Never thought I'd see the day when mouse cucks would vouch for realism in their capeshit.
Are they going to do the Rocky run?
Horror movie director tend to make pretty good superhero movies
Will see, this is silly kind of funny.
>posting the Family Friendly edited-for-TV version
shame
What's his name?
Horror movie directors are experts on working on Shoe-string budgets. So imagine what they can make with their shortcuts on a capeshit budget?
Brenton Terrant.
It's only a quip if we don't like the movie, silly.
Spinne Mensch
How did they put the suit on an Alex Ross painting?
Why the fuck they went for Zachary Levi, tho
Crowds that laugh over every little thing make me angry. Am I bitter?
His child-like manner got him in the sack with Miranda Lawson. What more proof do you want?
So they which horror movie directors they gonna get for further films?
>Spidey movies were first directed by Sam Raimi
holy shit. Horror movie directors make great cape movies.
He's still Eugene. The series is going strong.
He's formerly Chuck. And Fandral RIP.
is there a sauce I should know about?
The way those terrorists are holding their guns (except for 2nd from left guy), aren't they gonna break their arms or at least eat a face full o fpiping hot ejecting shells when they fire?
Billy's silly and filly.
>shoot the only hostages that stand between you and becoming human paste.
>Am I bitter?
Yes. But you should have known that since you post on Yea Forums
>posting Yea Forums memes
Yikes!
Laddercuck, laddercuck
Trying to earn his disney buck
Can he shill on a thread
Yes he he can, he's a bitch
Look out! Here comes the laddercuck!!!
Now this is autism.
>disappointments
t.never read comics
funny as i recall the promise to eat the disc stemmed from a post on Yea Forums
This film is going to be comfy as fuck
Billy is the hero that these cape films needed
Guys ok, hear me out.
What if, now that we're booting everything associated with Snyder, get this, what if...
CLANCY BROWN was LEX LUTHOR?
And Shazam had to interact with Lex Luthor just like in JLU?
Eh, eh, eh? See where I'm going with this? I'm smart.
Comfyfags are and will always be faggots
yep
I'm sorry Captain Marvel wasn't a good movie
Well, I'm not actually, but I AM sorry I'm not sorry
Just kidding, I'm not sorry at all
Eisenberg is more comic book accurate.
The review embargo lifted earlier than usual because this movie is gonna suffer with Captain Marvel on one end and Endgame on the other, they need early reactions and enough word of mouth from the start to get going.
And no I'm not saying it's going to be bad, I'm saying it needs a headstart no other movies are getting.
Also pretty damn sure Aquaman's embargo lifted some days before release, so it's nothing about "confidence".
>The review embargo lifted earlier than usual because this movie is gonna suffer with Captain Marvel on one end and Endgame on the other
You're literally retarded
But it's true? The box office reports show it's gonna have $40MM opening weekend. If you think this is gonna have the legs Aquaman had within three weeks before Endgame, you're delusional. And if you really think Captain Marvel isn't gonna eat into its earnings then yeah, you're maniac.
Fuck that noise. Clancy Brown best Luthor.
You mean Captain "no-legs" Marvel? Yeah, I don't think so.
>"NO LEGS, SHE HAS NO LEGS!!!"
Third weekend is coming in hot, and she's confirmed to get a billion... On top of that it's obvious it's gonna stay on the theaters for longer than that. I'm sorry little one.
only Vin Diesel can play his Luthor in live action
It's already up to 55M
Us and Dumbo will already weaken Captain Copyright too
>she's confirmed to get a billion
*almost
globally it's doing slightly worse than Civil War when you consider all the opening weekends simultaneously (Civil War was at 860 million by the 2nd weekend in all markets, 1.72x the opening weekend)
And Civil War had the worst legs of any Marvel movie at 2.3x the global opening weekend which was over 500 million.
There is still a slight chance it doesn't get a billion. We'll see.
They buckled and submitted to marvel. Hilarious. Warner brothers is ran by a fucking tool.
it alreaady flopped, get fucke mcucks
>Cosmic Book News
>seething marveltard
You do fucking know the article is based on conjecture right? And that the guy openly started rallying against the movie well before it came out, with fake articles?
>not having a review embargo that isn't lifted until a day or two prior the films release
You're right. It's being lifted the day of release
Laddesperationbro
sure, whatever you say shill, CM is real success!
>DISNEY GOT PEOPLE INTERESTED BY ADVERTISING IT
oh how horrible can the menace be stopped!
lmao at this COPING, stay mad and stay down
>l-look at these pictures taken before the movie starts and a few from before the movie was even released! That proves it's a failure
Just give up Yea Forums you lost. Just like you lost with Alita, and Star Wars, and Godzilla, and Detective Pikachu, and Shazam
Do you also believe the totally legitimate insiders who post here about future DC and MCU movies?
White boy humor. i would kill myself if I had to sit and watch this movie for 1+ hours.
I just realize that I'm a Zack Snyder type of guy.
>There is still a slight chance it doesn't get a billion.
No, there isn't.
I knew it!! there's no freaking way that Captain marvel is a success!! Disney must be buying tickets from all of the money they stacked up over the years!
I'm scared to go to a Shazam movie bros. What if Ladderbro tries to ChristChurch a theater while wearing a Joker Graphic tee or something? The guy is seriously unhinged.
Just keep an eye out for a tranny with a Captain Fungal t-shirt.
At this point the opposite is much more likely: a deranged Billyfag storming a packed Captain Marvel theater screaming "SHE STOLE THE NAME! SHAZAM IS THE WIZARD!" and emptying a whole clip on the innocent audience using a rifle with "Steamboat" scribbled across.
Well, Nolan trilogy has better humor than the whole marvel combined to be honest. DC was always better at playing jokes.
>"So what's your superpower?"
>Batman: "I'm rich"
Yeah, absolutely.
>directed by joss "the cuck" wheedon
JL is just another marvel movie at this point.
Nah, I never saw any Billyfag or any other poster here (even Barneyfag) with 1% of the insanity of Ladderbro, the guy has been shitposting every single DC movie thread for over 5 years, this guy is literally crazy.
Ladderbro isn't real, man. The screenshots passed around here just show typical companywar faggotry, not exactly a recognizable posting pattern. I see people posting shit like that 24/7 and I've been called Ladderbro before just for calling out nonsense. True shitposting is like Doomfag or Billyfag, or the Namorfag, all characterfaggots.
>not exactly a recognizable posting pattern.
false
yes, sometimes it is another person but this faggot has been posting the same shit and images about the opening weekend for a week now on both Yea Forums and Yea Forums
>Ladderbro isn't real, man.
Yes he is, just look at his comic vine account "CaptainSalt".
If there's evidence that's cool, I've just been long enough to believe Yea Forums has a lot of shitposters with a companywar mentality than to assume it's a single person going at it.
He has a recognizable style, just like namorfag.
yeah ladderbro's post are usually just straight jab short sentences. He doesn't usually reply back but
>i love movie cause other people love it
sad state
The day of release is April 5th you idiot, the early screenings happen this Saturday
There is literally nothing DC that is objectively bad or not kino to some extend. Unlike Marlel
>I love movie because I'm not a fucking sheep and can craft opinions from what I've seen.
Also, stop being such a faggot. You're absolute cancer and a blight to this entire thread.
It's a pretty simple scam to do.
Theaters pay 90% of their ticket sales back to the studio. So it doesn't really cost them much to inflate sales.
they are even against Grant Morrison now, after 5 years of memeing themselves as his biggest fans.
DCEU keeps on giving, keeps revealing filth.
stay pressed retard
I see you took that suggestion to stop being a faggot into consideration. Keep gargling cocks bro.
>Billy saved her
Wisdom of Solomon
>extend
As if we needed more proof DC fans were drooling retards.
EXTENDED Universe
>Shazam is fun and wholesome
>Captain Marvel is bland and edgy
So much has changed over the last decade.
>brand warrior
Kill yourself. I mean it.
Eat the Blu Ray. We're still waiting.
I already donated into Suicide Prevention, will be too much hypocritical of me to do so, and I consider hypocrisy biggest sin of the mankind as a whole. So no.
>clip
Well I donated to suicide recommendation so.... Get to it.
I'm really excited for Shazam! I'm glad with all this progress on representation we finally have a superhero movie for teenage boys.
This but unironically. Capeshit movies are too adult-focused and don't have enough teenagers doing dumb shit and learning from their mistakes.
So what's going on? A few years ago DC's comic books were good, but movies were shit. Now DC's comic books are bad, but their movies are good?
Same with Marvel. The quality of their comic books are improving, but their movies are getting worse.
>and I consider hypocrisy biggest sin of the mankind as a whole
Enough so to be punished by death? Because that'd work out beautifully.
Yfw Billy says "this looks like a job for...!"
Hilarious! I think I'm gonna love this movie.
>I consider hypocrisy biggest sin of the mankind as a whole
youtube.com
This is honestly...cringe as fuck. Also that boy who keeps narrating everything is annoying and got tired real fast.
>cringe
back to rebbit
Much like the comics it's mostly because of Johns, and it's only temporary
What's her name?
Lovina Yavari
that fuckin shirt.
She's a keeper
lol this grill used to work at a startup i managed. guess anons m'ladying to her pics finally means she made it. she's pretty nice. be nice guys
twitter.com
new official clip
I don't want to get spoiled but I can't resist
>oooh right in the infinty stones!
>be nice
user, you know that's inviting trouble.
>Billy takes a cheap shot
I dig it
Links are down
Yeah, went to show a coworker and they were dead
Yes there is, stay mad.
This post just proved to me you are very capable of doing that shit so I'll go with and keep an eye on you.
Truth. Besides, if a person were really that assblasted over the whole 'Captain Marvel is Shazam' situation, the more rational thing to do would be shooting up the theaters showing Captain Marvel, not the one's showing your preferred hero. Thankfully, I don't any theaters are going to be shot up any time soon.
>this titanic underwater upheaval
kek
>Punches Sivana in the balls
Well there's your wisdom of Solomon
>Billy, Magic must defeat Magic!
Are they still doing Black Adam?
No, Dwayne Johnson jumped ship with everyone else.
They'll announce him in Eternals at D-23 or SDCC
Can't wait to see him come back and say fuck magic.
Yeah they are
Yes, begins filming later this year I believe
I must be dead inside. I found all these clips obnoxious and unfunny.
Honestly, that ruins the experience more than spoilers for me.
You're not dead inside. They are obnoxious and unfunny just like the trailers which is why it's going to bomb
Trying was away too hard
Do you enjoy what you do, or is it just compulsion at this point?
He's literally autistic
>leak some joke scenes
>no leaks of ShazamFam or Deadly Sins
this is a fake "leak"
It's a tactical leak. Calculated.
based dr. pepper
Ah shut, truly the wisdom of solomon
>Implying Affleck, Will Smith and the guy playing Cyborg "jumped ship"
More like walked the plank.
I downloaded the 1981 cartoon
It's accurate as fuck
This. It's a pathetic attempt by DC to try and drum up more interest than the none they have now so their shit movie won't bomb at the box office and derails the train they already have going at full speed because these morons made 5 movies before this is even out and they have no idea what to do with them when they realize people don't want to watch DC garbage.
So when the movies a success what are you going to do? You moved onto Shazam pretty quickly after Aquman raked in the cash. I guess you're going to shitpost about how Joker will lose money?
Hopefully he'll be a good boy and eat a bullet.
Thanks to Johns we will never have this Sivana
The entire New 52 was just a scheme by him and Jim Lee to get movie material out
so they didn't use Sivanna's old design of being a scrawny manlet jew but used the more recent design
wasn't Shazam/CM always a more lighthearted hero?
Joker will lose money. It's shitty R-rated movie and has to go up against Maleficent
>jew
I'm pretty sure Sivana was born and raised in Germany in his original incarnation, so he probably ate Jews for breakfast before leaving for Venus.
>Joker will lose money
How can anybody be this retarded?
Joker has an even smaller budget than Shazam's already small one
Because it's another new Joker. The DCEU has worse continuity issues than Fox's X-Men
They use both just like Curse of Shazam did
>The most popular villain from DC
>Losing money in his standalone film
Usually this is the part where I'd call you a faggot, but you unintentionally gave me a good laugh so I won't. Just this once. Just kidding. FAGGOT!
>Because it's another new Joker.
And Homecoming was another new Spider-Man
If it's R-rated, how exactly is it competing with a PG rated Disney movie for the same audience?
It's not. It will likely be profitable from it's opening weekend alone anyway. It's budget is 55mil
>Bullet
Wait what bullet?
>robbers should've shot freddie or the cashier girl
Because they have a death wish?
Freddie has a bullet that bounced off Superman.