Name them:
>Dr. Strange loses his powers.
>Reed Richards is spending too much time in his lab and his family feels neglected.
>Dr. Doom steals the power of some entity and becomes the stronger in all universe until he is defeated by his own hubris.
>Black Panther loses the throne.
>Mutant cure
>Mutant extermination
>Peter can’t tell his aunt he is Spider-Man
>Batman doesn’t trust the JL/meta-humans and builds a safe guard
>Wolverine vs Cyclops
>Wonder Woman’s origin is changed again
>Deadpool tried to be a hero and fails/kills people
>MAGIC IS DYING AND OR BROKEN!
>Scarecrow tries to infect the city with his fear toxin
>a Teen Titan is killer for shockvalue
>hero vs hero
>everyone is a zombie
>everyone is a _____
>Magneto is now a goodguy/badguy again
>Darkseid wants the anti-life equation
aquaman loses the throne
black bolt loses the throne
Skrulls are exterminated
Kree are exterminated
>Moon Knight is crazy
>Joker is beyond Batman levels of bull shit power levels
>Punisher is hunted by the whole Marvel Universe
>Carnage is back alive for the 5th time this year
>Tony Stark loses his company and/or becomes an alcoholic
>Punisher kills some no-name mooks for the #46759th time
>Steve Rogers stops being Captain America and somebody else has to fill-in for him
>Hal Jordan hits rock bottom and has to unlock his ulta extra hidden willpower reserves
>Barry Allen has to RUN FASTER in order to beat a guy who RUNS EVEN FASTER
>Hulk is left alone... BUT NOT!
>Black Widow has Red in her Ledger
>Nick Fury has keikaku'd his way out of death and back in his old position for the 6th time this year
>John Constantine fucks up, condemns a friend to death, whines about ebil whites and gets drunk
>the Authority has to be X-TRA EDGY to beat up the XX-TRA EDGY antagonists from XXX-TRA EDGELAND
>Wolverine wonders if he's man or animal while taking a trip in Japan for the 100th time this decade
>Doctor Fate has to bring ORDAAAAAAAAH
>black bolt loses the throne
That's the old shit, Black Bolt loses his voice is the new hotness.
>illyana doesn't something evil and the x-men consider if she might need to be handle but end up not doing shit
>Carol fights aliens
>Maximus betrays the family
>Atlantis is destroyed
>The X-Mansion is destroyed
>Xavier is re-crippled
>Rogue has new long-term powers
>Odin is a massive dick
>Galactus has a new herald
>Cable has a new purpose/mission
>Apocalypse overcomes near-certain, or actual death
>Any X-Man is permanently depowered, but gets them back eventually
>The Hulk regains Banner's intellect
>The Hulk loses banner's intellect
>character wins girl's heart but rejects her because who could love a monster?
>character wins girl's heart but rejects her because muh duty/vengeance
>character seeks out a mcguffin that could finally make them normal again
> "...but Manhattan doesn't have earthquakes!"
>Carol Danvers' book gets relaunched
>KSD writes a memory loss plot
>Chelsea Cain writes about tampons and periods
>Tony Stark starts up a new company
>Jean Grey does something bitchy
>Nightwing/Robin tries to get out of Batman's shadow
>Nightwing/Robin temporarily becomes Batman
>Captain America has to fight the American government
>Superman loses his powers
>Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark/other rich hero goes bankrupt
>Spider-Man needs money
>Designed to heal what was never broken
Wasn't their a mutant who passively killed everyone in his vicinity that Wolverine had to kill him?
>a new evil speedster shows up
>the guardians of the universe fuck up or do something evil again
>booster gold has to make everyone think he's a joke to save the universe
>nabu is a cunt
>namor goes to war with the surface world
>wakanda realizes that isolationism is bad for the millionth time but doesn't actually change
>other heroes start to wonder if they can trust the hulk
Let's fix some of these, shall we, so that they become storylines with more possibilities that have not been explored yet.
>Dr Strange decides to focus on teaching his powers to the next generation
>Reed Richards is focused solely on his family, and has abandoned his work, because he has seen a vision of the world ending that he can't stop, and just wants to live out the remaining days in happiness
>Dr Doom tries to expand Latveria's influence via diplomatic and peaceful means, but realises this may cause consequences he had not foreseen
>Black Panther tries to set up a constitutional monarchy, with a Parliament/House of Representatives that holds the majority of the power
>Everyday, a certain percentage of the population gains the x gene randomly, while the others lose it, with this effect resetting each day, and the storyline following how society adapts and grows stronger together
>A futuristic society where not only is being a mutant the norm, but powers and their types are treated as commodities, with the richest echelons of society being able to buy gene therapy for specific powers
How'd I do?
>magic dies
>horrible revelation about Professor X
>Scarlet Witch, Jean or Doom become omnipotent
>mindwipes for everyone
>Dr Fate allies himself with literal chaos beings to bring "order"
>Magneto is now a goodguy/badguy again
every xmen movie
>>Barry Allen has to RUN FASTER in order to beat a guy who RUNS EVEN FASTER
every flash episode ive seen
>booster gold has to make everyone think he's a joke to save the universe
this ones based
better then 90 percent of modern marvel
i almost forgot
>the spectre goes crazy and turns evil
>raven goes crazy and turns evil
>adam warlock goes crazy and turn into the magus
>the sentry goes crazy and turns into the void
>Doom goes omnipotent
>Namor does edgy shit but its okay cause he is "cool"
>Hawkeye gets praised as the new Watchmen
>jean goes crazy and turns evil
>scarlet witch goes crazy and turns evil
>dr fate goes crazy and turns evil
this is way too common
>Namor does edgy shit but its okay cause he is "cool"
Wasn't he killed for blowing up all those earths
> Batman is confronted by the question of why he won't kill the Joker
This should have been posted sooner
>>Carol Danvers' book gets relaunched
How about TEEN TITANS?
Non-canon.
>Superman has to fight a new, ultra ultimate alien bad guy whose power is that he's just a flying brick who's stronger than Superman
>bonus points if said bad guy is Kryptonian or related to Krypton's destruction
he got better and afaik no one in-universe cares about that anymore
is it me or do Marvel heroes get away with anything
Moon knight being crazy is a character trait, just like batman being angsty over his parents. It doesn't count as a story.
>Spider-Man grieves
>Spider-Man screws up
>Spider-Man angst
>Spider-Man reflects
>Spider-Man loses his willpower to be Spider-man
>Spider-Man loses his loved one
>Spider-Man loses his job
>Spider-Man loses in some way
>Spider-Man loses
>Spider-Man loser
>Spider-Man loss
>Spider-Man "L"
>Spider-man l
>Spider-ma l
>Spider-m l
>Spider-l
>Spider l
>Spide l
>Spid l
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>Tony Stark becomes an alcoholic
Why do casuals pretend that this mattered to the character beyond Demon in a Bottle?
>A futuristic society where not only is being a mutant the norm
This is literally another cliche.
>a nice supehero that saves everyone indiscriminately in their book is an asshole that is ok with sentinels in an X-book
>Spider-Man catches a cold.
Seriously that plot has been used way too often, it's not a pleasent thing to read about either.
>evil superman
I'm surprised first posts didn't mention this
>the Flash has to run faster
Bonus points for WW egging him on the whole time
I don't even think that shit relaunchs half as much as Carol's book
Fucking hell. The thread may as well have been named "Why comics are shit!"
>Amazons are trapped in parallel dimension/space, cutting Diana off from her people
It got old decades ago. Fucking stop it.
Strictly speaking, comics are shit because the writers and editors are a bunch of limp-dicked retards with no creativity and huge egos. The repeated storylines are a symptom, not the cause.
The Authority did cool new stuff and Warren Ellis practically means cool new comic ideas. Extremism was a new Iron-Man story. You remind me of the spirit of big asses that's jealous that humans have diversity of interests.
>raven goes crazy and turns evil
and it involves Trigon
>Black Widow has Red in her Ledger
?
Sense of guilt or debt over her shady past.
>what is Kaminsky's run
>what is Fraction's run
>what is Fear Itself
>what is the actual storyline that followed Demon In A Bottle
Why do Yea Forumsmblr faggots who only care about Iron Man because of their fujoshit porn, think they can post here?
Most Widow stories are about her having to deal with some sort of evil deed from her dark past that's come back to haunt her.