Post real life stories that are weirder than any Yea Forums story that ever could be conceived
Post real life stories that are weirder than any Yea Forums story that ever could be conceived
Colton Hall
Parker Roberts
I used to work on a farm for a woman who used to fuck Steven Seagal
Parker Flores
Donald Trump becomes President of the United States and is investigated for treason
Hudson Russell
Dennis Rodman is the unofficial ambassador to North Korea.
Oh wait no that sounded believable even before we knew he was in contacts with him.
Isaac Wright
>him
*Kim
Logan Nguyen
Remember when the Joker was the ambassador for Iran?
Asher Campbell
The background of most of the dedicated autistic spergs in Yea Forums
>barneyfag became what he is because he was forced to watch barney and MLP in special ED
>ACK is obsessed with a tripfag who posted CP and accuses everyone to be said tripfag and mods for "protecting him"
>Bethendorf has a deep hatred for white people because his mom married a white man and spends all day in his subreddit planning how to shit up /pol/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums and other boards
>autistic_frog (spammer from Yea Forums) has spent years making the exact same thread looking for validation after getting banned from a game for being a complete retard
>that spammer whose name I can't remember but that flooded Yea Forums in loli porn after a mod started banning lolis in general
>that tripfag from /pol/ who made a conspiracy about how there's a dedicated group following him and ruining his reputation
>the sad story about Paragonfag (again, a Yea Forums autist) and how he made the same thread for years about how Paragon was the best game and how nothing manged to compete against it, only for the game to be abandoned and its assets released to the public
>the autistic furfag who was so butthurt about being banned from a clan in GW2 that he permanently killed its general on /vg/ with the use of bots that copy posts from other threads and spam them in any thread that mentions Guild Wars 2 or /gw2g/ (the dead general)
There are way more autistic faggots, but you get my point.
Mason Kelly
There's a guy who thinks Rebecca Sugar is stalking him using her psychic powers among other outrageous claims who never shuts the fuck up about it in /trash/.
Easton Harris
Speaking of /trash/, there's a "general" (tf2g - Team Fortress 2 general) that it's a nest of weirdness, even for /trash/'s standards. The posters there (if they really are more than one person) constantly make incoherent posts and never use the post quote function, making the threads look like complete gibberish for those who see them for first time.
I don't know if these threads are still being made, but you can search for them in the archives.
Logan Sullivan
Also
>he who shall not be named from /hyw/ gen who is incredibly bad and won't stop posting because he's convinced everyone trying to give him pointers is just trolling him
Robert White
That sounds like the kpop threads.
Hudson Walker
/hyw/?
Chase Morales
Best post Yea Forums has had for the last month at least
Parker Lee
>that guy who harassed a namefag and posted his plans to have a life together with him.
>that guy who killed a frog with ants.
Logan Diaz
How's Your Webcomic
Adrian Collins
>>that spammer whose name I can't remember but that flooded Yea Forums in loli porn after a mod started banning lolis in general
Smile at the sky, user. This list misses the UTV stalker, though I don't know his motivation. Plus there's been accusations that the /gw2/ botter was the one who spammed /vp/ with the "female-only Goodra" shit
Gavin Perry
Oh, there are more:
>the autistic faggot who has a huge collection of Pokemon plushies and post pics of him peeing on them every weekend on Yea Forums and /vp/
>Massaposter, who posts fat naked black women on Yea Forums every night without fail
>the Mexican Tenshi poster from /pol/ that has been posting the same picture of Tenshi eating a hotdog every day for more than one year
>the war at /qa/ between two groups of spammers (weebspam and frogspam) who create multiple empty threads and bump others in order to kill the threads of the other group and call each other (and anyone who gets caught in the crossfire) schizospammers and samefags
>Goodrafag, who had a meltdown after knowing Goodra (a Pokemon) has 50% chances of being male and spammed /vp/ for months
>the Kernel Space Program general in /vg/ that was so bad and full of shitposters that it was permanently banned from the board
Joseph Diaz
Seagal’s background is incredibly entertaining; dude is a legitimate giant piece of shit while still being fascinated in the sense that he really has, all but literally failed upward.
Give this a listen: behindthebastards.com
Gabriel Sullivan
Whatever FloridaMan is doing nowadays
Elijah Sanchez
Pretty much any Tripfag on Yea Forums is insane and probably has some fucked up past we don't know about. And some of them are Industry faggots.
Nolan Thomas
Isn't Boco just slowly dying and Yea Forums is all he has?
Austin White
>Trafficking
Not proven to be true. And they only sued. Figures huh?
He has done nothing wrong.
Isaiah Martin
>/mlp/ happened because Yea Forums couldn't contain itself
Sebastian Torres
Probably. And Boco isn't even the worst of them honestly.
>Abusefag
Not a tripfag... But every Spooktober is ruined by him. Whether he is here or not.
Benjamin Green
>Abusefag
Who?
Colton Davis
this is because most of the actual discussion is happening in a private discord and the thread is just a shitposting station
Daniel Cooper
Steranko's life.
Samuel Ward
There was someone a few years back that for like a month or 2 just FLOODED Yea Forums and Yea Forums with avatar fagging of a girl from that anime nichijou. This guy was everywhere for a while and must have had a folder with tons of duplicate images to get around the filter that catches repeated images. Some said it was toasted bread, others said it had to be multiple people to achieve the utter saturation of posts that they did.
John Fisher
>Steven Seagal
youtube.com
The guy has told so many ridiculous lies over the years.
Adrian Bennett
He doesn't know...
I remember him spamming Drawthreads for characters being abused. And he had some affinity for Gruftine from School for little vampires... It's been a while though. Anyone else remember better? And to point out mistakes in my memory?
Thomas Foster
There’s also Thebull94 a reddit autist with a hatred of CDPR and Obsidian who has made nonstop threads about both for at least 4 years.
Kayden Bennett
That fucking guy ruined abuse. Not everyone who wants to see cute girls suffering is an asshole like him but everyone will assume every abuse post is him from now on, FUCK abusefag goddammit.
Ayden Allen
>that guy that thinks Samus should be a robot.
Oliver Hughes
I'm suddenly reminded of all the alignment threads Yea Forums had for a while.
The worst part were the chaosfags who would regularly describe characters as chaotic good when neutral good would be more correct because they wanted to be as far away from law as possible. And they'd always forget that law and chaos are modifiers of good and evil on the chart, not the other way around, and they'd start saying stuff like "lawful good characters would follow hitler if he was in charge because they are lawful"
Samuel Nelson
just google florida man
Anthony Davis
If Grant Morrison was still on Doom Patrol, Florida Man would be an official member and would have an incredibly tragic backstory.
Jose Sanders
To be fair, that general is full of retards. Who's the Voldemort of these threads?
ACfag?
Hunter Perez
There’s also Hugofag who spams Yea Forums and sometimes /trash/ talking about this obscure Danish movie nobody’s given a shit about since 2009 and sperging about how bad it is because the characters fucked offscreen or something. He even had a thread this morning.
Levi Hall
>Some obsessed faggot kept raging about Ethan Van Sciver in random threads, spamming the same twittercaps over and over. Eventually a few anons started calling him out using archives, since then he has gone quiet.
>RWBYg is still going strong in /trash/ bolstered by weird fetishes like physically abusing Ruby.
>Carolfags have been taken over by Briefags who reply to posts with smiling Brie photos every chance they get.
What is it about comics and cartoons that makes people so autistic?
Xavier Barnes
What the fuck are you doing in Yea Forums, Akemi.
Hudson Brown
>What is it about comics and cartoons that makes people so autistic?
Do you really think that well adjusted people would both consume comics and cartoons meant for children and visit this wretched place?
Angel Long
Don't forget The Archiver, the Yea Forums autist who stalked an Yea Forums tripfag and cataloged every single post he made and every post he was mentioned in.
Kayden James
Jackson Jenkins
My personal favourite Steven Seagal saga is when he thought he was black and talked about how he grew up with black musicians on the streets of New Orleans (or somewhere "black") to the point where he released his own album called "Songs from the Crystal Cave"
Ethan Morales
Remember when the crooked celebrity billionaire who hates aliens got into politics and held a summit between two fueding East Asian countries that used to be united?
Adrian Johnson
It's been a few months since I listened to that podcast, but I'm pretty sure that story is even more fucked (and I'm also pretty sure they play some of his music on it).
Brayden Mitchell
So is it true that ladderbro is actually a tripfag called Roasted Bread?
Hudson Hughes
The more I browse Yea Forums the more I'm convinced a large amount of people are mentally ill and the things I think multiple people are posting because they find it funny are actually one person posting it out of rage