Batman we need to talk
Batman we need to talk
Sebastian Wilson
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Grayson Phillips
Does it concern rape?
Jordan Wilson
Yes...but not how you think Batman..
Colton Martinez
For the last time, I'm not going to rape the Joker.
And don't even say it, I won't "just give him the tip," either, Jim.
Justin Peterson
Go on...
Christian Price
No Batman I've realized the error of my ways. I was wrong raping the joker is wrong. I'm so sorry. I do however have another idea.
Liam Taylor
lurking for interest
Camden Wood
What's the idea Jim?
Christopher Carter
Its my daughter Batman...she needs to be raped. I'm not stupid I know she works with you as Batgirl. I just ask can you please do this for me.
Aaron Hall
Jim, there's something you need to know
Levi Russell
Don't worry Jimbo!
By the time i'm done with her she won't be able to walk!
Nicholas James
I..whats happening here? Two batmen and one of them already fucked my daughter!?
Evan Brown
Sebastian Sanders
I told ya Jim you can't trust Batman or Batmen in this case.
Levi Allen
>This fucking thread
Carter Cook
I really like this thread and hope it keeps going.
Carter Thompson
>this thread again and I'm going to enjoy it wether I like it or not
>am I being voluntarily raped
Elijah Wright
Don't worry Jimmy boy! I'll defeat Batfake for you! Although there will be a cost...
Eli Bell
Hey Jim, I liked you in Gotham by Gaslight and you were right. I fully support everything you're doing there! Keep doing what you're doing and death to all the pimps and whores!
Andrew Diaz
You hold it right there buddy. You remind me an awful lot of the joker.
Colton Russell
Harvey my boy, you might want to be careful about what you say. I've heard the jokers been going around raping people...
You wouldn't want to be next now would you?
Now get me Jim Jim so we can discuss stoping Batfake!
Tyler James
I ain't doin shit freak. In fact I think I'm gonna take you in
Evan Perez
Lay off Bullock.
Now who are you? You're obviously not the Batman we know and I have an overwhelming urge to rape you.
Daniel Scott
That's the problem! With batfake out there, the joker can't get raped properly.
But if we arrest batfake, i feel like the joker with give his anus to the REAL Batman. A batman just like... you perhaps.
What do ya say Jim?
Hell i'll even rape barbra for you, on the House!
Jace Carter
Fine you have my consent. Do as you wish
Owen Cook
Excellent... Dicks out boys, Gothams getting fucked tonight!
Not even Batman can stop me now
HAHAHA!
Thomas Richardson
Oh no, Comish, what have you done?!
Gavin Cook
Not if I have anything to say about, Joker!
Dylan Bell
Ah Batman, took your sweet time but your too late! Jimmy's men are looking for you and my men are on there way to rape all of Gotham!
You know what you have to do Batbrain, But you and my tight crack know you don't have the balls to rape me. I've won, what now batsy?
Jack Johnson
Thomas Barnes
You're right, I don't have the balls to rape you. But Red Hood does.
Adrian Gray
C'mere Joker...
Hunter Bennett
Well done batman, you may have avoided my loose crack for now but you haven't won...
Jimmy betrayed you and soon i'll break out. When i get out you and that red rapist will pay...
Jacob Morales
I'll be waiting for you on the outside when you do, sweetcheeks~
Parker Flores
>tight crack
>loose crack
still better continuity than dc
Aaron Evans
Gordon! I'm you from a week into the future! You need to rape the Batman whilst you still have the chance!
Luis Nguyen
Well it started tight but then became loose after red hood well ya know...
Wyatt Reed
Dear god I can't move! What has the joker done to me!?
Joseph Moore
God dammit Yea Forums
Ryder Powell
Maybe the Joker was just trying to make a jest. You know how he likes to crack jokes.
Liam Carter
Raping the Joker? My counterpart in this universe is a fool, the true pleasure in life comes from the slaying of harlots
Josiah Sullivan
>Not raping the Joker
You aren't me, you fraud! Now stop killing prostitutes and get that clown booty.
Mason Hall
Yeah! You're my hero, Victorian Jim! The gun and knife are good! The penis is bad! Burn down all the brothels! God has asked us for the severed tongues and severed cocks of the guilty! It is time we deliver this flesh salad with a dressing of harlot blood!
David Howard
oh you
Carter Walker
Welcome back ta Arkham Joker. The Commish offered me a pretty good deal if I rape you before ya can break out. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but yer gettin all two feet of little C in yer guts before the night is out.
Isaac Russell
All of you other Gordon's are degenerates the lot of you. In my universe if we are going to have sex with someone we ask. We don't go around raping! Why just the other day me and the joker had a good go around and I didn't even have to rape him.
Hudson Morris
>Hamilton is best remembered today as Police Commissioner James Gordon in the Batman television series (1966–68), appearing in all 120 episodes of Batman. Yvonne Craig, who played Commissioner Gordon's daughter Barbara, said Hamilton "came every day to the set letter perfect in dialogue and never missed a beat—a consummate professional."
Jason Wilson
BOW BEFORE THE ALPHA GORDON! FOR ONLY I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND ALL OTHERS TO BECOME BATMAN AND RAPE THE JOKER!
Kevin Perez
Quiet down faggot the real Gordons are talking
Daniel Jones
Fool you don't even have a power suit built for rape, but fear not I am a generous Gordon and shall rape the jokers of your worlds as well
Gabriel Gomez
Come in Justice League! Gotham is under attack by minions of the OverGordon! Gordon-66 is here to help, but he can't do it alone!
Brody Roberts
All these posts combined make a better comic than any other dc comic
Joseph Hernandez
I truly hope someone keeps an archive of this shit somewhere
Lucas Wright
Yeah, they make for one hell of an event comic. Does anyone have screen caps of the OverGordon Saga?
Ryder Ross
You know, if Gordon wanted Joker raped so bad why didn't he just call Bueno Excellente? Depraved and degenerate as he is there's nothing Bats couldn't do that BE couldn't do better.
Oliver Martinez
Because Bueno Excelente is impossible to track down he appears and disappears like a rapey ghost.
Dominic Richardson
Based on earlier threads, he's already on Gordon's speed dial next to Dr. Light, Shado, and Major Force
Jason Cruz
That actually makes a lot of sense considering the kind of shit that man does to people. Can't rightly do your job if you get arrested for committing every kind of sexual assault imaginable.
Jordan Wright
The thing is, it HAS to be Batman or else the Joker just relapses into being a murder clown.
Andrew King
Trust me, after a night with Bueno Excelente Joker would struggle to find the will to even get out of bed in the morning.
James White
the HyperRape is real.
Evan Taylor
My god its the Joker he's been raped into a vegetative state
Leo Rivera
"Justice has been served, Harvey"
"That's swell and all but what are we gonna do with dis chump now?"
Zachary Brooks
GUYS?
This coffee is fucking dank!
Jose Phillips
I disagree entirely.
It's fucking lit.
William White
For what it's worth I refuse to believe doesn't have a "hot dog in a hallway" tier asshole. He can't even hide things in there anymore 'cause it all just falls out.
David Kelly
Mindbreak anyone?
Joshua Young
Not the clown car he's keeps in there, and that's not even beginning to get into what's inside the car
There's another car inside the first
Blake Hughes
Tripulo? Haven't seen you since the Golden Age years.
Bentley Rodriguez
Good work. Now that The Joker's been dealt with we can clean up the rest of this city. I think we can start by dealing with those...juvenile offenders over there...
Owen Gonzalez
Batman! We detected a lot of activity near you, me and Batgirl got here as fast as we could.
Now, what's going o-
John Wilson
The Justice League have all been raped, I'm afraid.
Kayden Scott
>meanwhile
Lincoln Anderson
Then allow me to right this wrong. Earthrelam shall not fall to Shinnok's evil rape magics.
Lincoln Watson
I heard you guys speaking about rape.
Rape already happened, except you still haven't arrived to that point in time. But it happened, and it was everywhere because I had to do the rape by myself.
It couldn't be avoided, but you can take comfort by knowing a significant number of people enjoyed once it happens. Now if you excuse me, I need to prepare myself for the inmiment rape I already did to all of you.
Luke Lopez
A good Threat, a Noble threat that hearkens back to better times.
Like that one time the Terry Bogard and Iori RP fags blew up the world trade center on accident.
Logan Martin
Commissioner Gordon, if you keep up with this asinine desire for Batman raping The Joker, we'll have no other choice than to relieve you of your duties, and have you committed to Arkham.
Colton Reyes
but it's not a rape if woman wants it.
Evan White
Silly little blue man, have you yet to realize that the multiverse only exists to create rape, rape that feeds and sustains the infinite Gordons, you can have your alternate timelines, fourth worlds, source walls, etc but for what thier worth they are mere threads in the cum stained tapestry of rape
Adam Hughes
Impossible! Then that means...that means the secret to the Anti-Life Equation is pure rape! It all makes sense now!!
Henry Myers
I'MSOGAAAY!
Jacob Gutierrez
The entire city must be rape, Uther.
Noah Turner
Hello boys, Jokers back! It took me a while after that red rapist and killer cock raped me so good i was seeing stars.
But now i'm back and gotham's never been more fucked!
My new plan to make batman rape me and my incredibly wide crack is even better than the last one...
David Diaz
>that thread where gordon actually raped the joker
Anybody have the pic?
Hudson Rivera
It looks like Harley agrees but has other plans
youtu.be
Caleb Miller
He's mine now, the rest of you Gordon's take a number and get in line