Why is everyone in this series so unlikable?
>fat idiot who is magically better than errybody
>grumpy bitch and four other jobbers
>grumpy old asshole master
>useless old turtle and soothsayer who speak in riddles and failed to see the villains' descent into evil
Why is everyone in this series so unlikable?
t.Tai Lung
Tai Lung and Shen are whiny assholes, but they at least seem like they're capable of winning fights and accomplishing things through hard work.
>hating on Oogway
Fuck off, shitter
He is not "magically" better than everybody.
The school has all kinds of fighters but they practice the style invented by big, fat and slow turtle. Big fat and slow panda is the perfect pupil, snce all the moves were designed for fighter of this exact dimentions.
They all practice different styles. Tigress uses tiger style, Tai Lung uses leopard style, etc.
The only reason Po beat Tai Lung is because Po’s style of kung fu completely counters Tai Lung’s all out offense and speed Leopard style
He's not magically better - he only was "better" because he's a fat bastard and "muh fat is body armor kek" trope.
Tigress would most likely kill him - the only reason Tai Lung sucked is because of the whole "you do not believe in yourself" trope.
Of course, they adapted Oogway's style. None of them fights in vanila style since none of them is capable physically
His body fat is similar to turtle shell of Oogway and he uses it the same way. I swear to god, guys it's like your first kung fu flick you ever watched. It's full of such on-surface things and cliches of genre
Shut the fuck up.
>failed to see
>denied disciple a title because he saw the fierce aggression inside
I bet you only watched someone's review on jewtube
Oh boy, the Wallace & Gromit and Sam & Max hatter is at it again.
Panda's a form of bear.
Sluggish bear to be sure but still of that branch.
So yeah, you're right, bear vs. tiger is a 50/50 matchup.
But bear vs. anything else... Bear style has its strengths.
what style does po use?
this. he was too fat for tai lung's pressure point thing to work on him, as foreshadowed by the acupuncture scene
Why didnt Tai Lung just tear out his throat?
he is a tiger of honour who wanted to conquer his opponent without unsportsmanlike tactics
It’s official name is Panda Style, but it takes a lot of influence from Drunken Style
neat, thanks
>tiger of honor
Tai Lung is a snow leopard, you ninny.
Viper is cute and nice
post morr viper
I'd fuck the tiger bitch and the snake bitch.
cute
Wish my dad owned a food shop.
I'm just here for Tigress, man.
Welcome to China. I hope you're not evil or you're going to get cucked and fucked up by the sociopath MC.