Why is everyone in this series so unlikable?

Why is everyone in this series so unlikable?
>fat idiot who is magically better than errybody
>grumpy bitch and four other jobbers
>grumpy old asshole master
>useless old turtle and soothsayer who speak in riddles and failed to see the villains' descent into evil

Attached: KFP.jpg (259x385, 20K)

t.Tai Lung

Tai Lung and Shen are whiny assholes, but they at least seem like they're capable of winning fights and accomplishing things through hard work.

>hating on Oogway
Fuck off, shitter

He is not "magically" better than everybody.
The school has all kinds of fighters but they practice the style invented by big, fat and slow turtle. Big fat and slow panda is the perfect pupil, snce all the moves were designed for fighter of this exact dimentions.

They all practice different styles. Tigress uses tiger style, Tai Lung uses leopard style, etc.

The only reason Po beat Tai Lung is because Po’s style of kung fu completely counters Tai Lung’s all out offense and speed Leopard style

He's not magically better - he only was "better" because he's a fat bastard and "muh fat is body armor kek" trope.

Tigress would most likely kill him - the only reason Tai Lung sucked is because of the whole "you do not believe in yourself" trope.

Of course, they adapted Oogway's style. None of them fights in vanila style since none of them is capable physically

His body fat is similar to turtle shell of Oogway and he uses it the same way. I swear to god, guys it's like your first kung fu flick you ever watched. It's full of such on-surface things and cliches of genre

Shut the fuck up.

Attached: 4f4.jpg (680x679, 65K)

>failed to see
>denied disciple a title because he saw the fierce aggression inside
I bet you only watched someone's review on jewtube

Oh boy, the Wallace & Gromit and Sam & Max hatter is at it again.

Panda's a form of bear.
Sluggish bear to be sure but still of that branch.
So yeah, you're right, bear vs. tiger is a 50/50 matchup.
But bear vs. anything else... Bear style has its strengths.

what style does po use?

this. he was too fat for tai lung's pressure point thing to work on him, as foreshadowed by the acupuncture scene

Why didnt Tai Lung just tear out his throat?

Attached: lowquality.jpg (150x150, 5K)

he is a tiger of honour who wanted to conquer his opponent without unsportsmanlike tactics

It’s official name is Panda Style, but it takes a lot of influence from Drunken Style

neat, thanks

>tiger of honor
Tai Lung is a snow leopard, you ninny.

Viper is cute and nice

Attached: master viper. Kung fu panda ftk artist.png (1155x893, 221K)

post morr viper

I'd fuck the tiger bitch and the snake bitch.

Attached: Master Viper KFP snake waifu.png (735x420, 380K)

cute

Attached: Master viper laughs at anon's dumpling joke. Kung fu panda snake waifu.png (1254x863, 1.1M)

Wish my dad owned a food shop.

I'm just here for Tigress, man.

Attached: 1525922246862.jpg (517x800, 57K)

Attached: Kung-Fu-Panda-2-Mr.-Ping-and-Master-Viper-Wallpaper dreamworks.jpg (640x480, 44K)

Welcome to China. I hope you're not evil or you're going to get cucked and fucked up by the sociopath MC.