Gunnerkrigg Court

cuz that's boring.

I find pornography boring. Do you really just sit at home all day jacking your peen?

Fucking WHEN?

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Noice

Who does these?
Is it the same guy who did the two pictures that included Rey?

Yes, and they never said who they were, and there was actually a third where Annie accidentally calls Rey "daddy" if you check the archives.

You wouldn't happen to know which page that thread was for, would you?

M U H

If I could draw porn at such a rate that you could sit at home jacking off to it all day long every day, I would be a very happy man.

I hope one of these annies has an orgasm at one point if you sniff my drift.

I'd normally just post that image link, but somebody's been an asshurt faggot in these threads and reporting direct external links lately, so here.
desuarchive.org/co/thread/104939160/#q104946916

Nice! Thanks user. That'll go great on my f-list Rey profile

That annie looks super cute.

That artist draws super cute Annies, and I hope they come back soon, because nobody knows who they are outside of these threads. And because they draw great lewds.

Do they have any other pictures?
I visit these threads every week but have never managed to see them.

So far as lewds go, look up Gunnerkrigg Court on paheal and they're some of the first results
They drew some non-lewd stuff too but I don't know if that was saved anywhere, and I can't remember what the threads were

Who hurt you, user?

It's like a Skyrim or Fallout dungeon, where a long tunnel at the end leads you back to the starting point.

Probably Tom by not marrying him.

Lets digress from gunnerkrigg for a sec.
When someone says "Who hurt you?" In that particular way which implies they're trying to offend and undermine your statement, how are you supposed to counter?
Its such a loaded question that any response I could fathom will just discredit your argument and dig yourself a deeper hole.
I had a this kind of exchange woth a coworker:
>why isn't objectively good music receiving the appropriate exposure and funding for its quality? I looked at itunes top 10 last night and the top song was Beyonce singing about her ass. I'm not even sure what it implies about the publics taste in music but I hope it shifts in my lifetime.
>beyonce is a good artist, her songs have deep meaning and a lot of heart put into them
>yeah have you hears her "cake" song. A fat lot of "heart" was put in there I tell ya.
>wow who hurt you?
>not an argument, try again
And it just fizzled out from there.
How do I respond to that remark without looking like an asshole?

Say something like "Nobody, what?" and make them feel like an asshole for acting like somebody must have given you serious emotional trauma just because you disagree with them.
Granted, hoping that someone gets divorced immediately after their wedding is a genuinely dick thing to do, and I recognize that poster wasn't you.

Why are you interacting with Beyonce fans in the first place?

>how are you supposed to counter?
"blow it out your ass" seems sufficient

Fun story (not really) I once had somebody pull that "who hurt you?" passive aggressive shit on me once and made them feel bad about it, few years back I was in some stupid argument about MRA shit where I had pointed out that while I don't consider myself one I see where they are coming from and find it despicable how much they get villainized for just trying to draw attention to their problems.
Well long story short someone asked "who hurt you" and I pointed out that I was sexually assaulted, generally the types that say "who hurt you" are sjw types and since they are asking it sarcastically they tend to get blindsided when answered earnestly.

I'd rather have porn of them doing their taxes

Lewd.

It's a mystery, you'd think redhead selfcest would be all the rage

I missed the last thread did we decide who Annie's crush was? It's Kat

It's probably Kat.
It's Paz.

Jones was also a contender.
I proposed Gamma.

>Kat
Too obvious and I think Tom kind of prefers their friend dynamic. I'm betting it's Jack just because that would be hilarious if Annie still wasn't over him.

It's Rey

I think if it were Jack she wouldn't be so embarrassed to admit it - even to herself. Same with Jones. Has to be something she feels a little shame about.

Also possible. Another contender: James

If Annie has a crush on James I lose every single scrap of respect I had for her

Gonna second it being Jones.

For what reason? She's basically her mother reincarnated so it wouldn't be weird for her to have that innate attraction. Could set up a fun creepy arc.

Because James is a retarded manchild

James sort of makes sense in the context of her age too. Lotta high school girls get crushes on their teachers if they're relatively young and attractive. It'd be hilariously awkward if she had a crush on the guy that was going out with her mom before she got together with Tony too.

>attractive
>retarded manchild
Pick one

Relatively user, most of the court is old dudes and people way too obsessed with their work.

There are fucking teens in her class more mature and stable than Eglamore

Don't worry if Tom goes for it then it will definitely be to highlight this

Yeah no shit, and Eglamore's an older man that's also fit and has interacted with Annie a lot. Teen crushes tend to be fucking stupid and illogical, I knew teachers that girls would fawn over who were fucking married in my own high school.

>I knew teachers that girls would fawn over who were fucking married in my own high school.
That actually makes sense though. Generally, married men aren't retarded manchildren.

>Implying that a retarded autist wouldn't be attracted to a retarded manchild
Seems totally logical to me

I work at a pizza place which brings in the lowest of the low.

She has shown empathy for Jones, and it would be my first choice but I don't feel Annie would be embarrassed about it. For me, that makes Donald Donlan the strongest candidate based on chapter Microsat 5.

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skipping to the next blush

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>"You're your own person"
>After people have been comparing her to Surma and Tony for ever
>That blush
You might be on to something user, that's some classic romantic stuff

>Who hurt you?
Beyonce, my ears.

It's part of a trap, she's gonna trick them into thinking it's the other Annie.

It's obviously Anthony.

Are these collected anywhere? Scouring the archives is such a pain.

The other NSFW images are on paheal, except that one for some reason. No idea about the SFW stuff, I wish that artist had a page or something

I'm sure you can just check their tumbl- oh.

Yeah, people have consistently asked them if they have a page somewhere when they show up, but they never respond to those questions. Even if they had a tumblr before the purge I don't think they would have shared it. Damn shame too, their art's really cute

>she gave her jewelry
If my watching of 50-60s teen movies has taught me anything, this means they're going steady with one another.

I'd pay for that.

Not much, but you know. A token amount, to show her it's appreciated. Maybe a tip.

of muh dick.

>court annie! grab my tits!
>ADVENTUUUUUUUUUURE

As long as they enjoy drawing! I think that is the most important thing.

Liar.

test

How so?

Court Annie is going to die here, everyone will think Forest Annie killed her and took the necklace.

Shes into kat, retards

Why did he waste time drawing this just so that nothing happens? Dies the guy draw faster than he can half ass a plot?

What are the chances that Annie eventually fucks herself? and does that count as masturbation?

Because Tom is the only Webcomic artist online who also knows how to craft a story.

Has anyone made a "my very own clone..." meme of the two annies yet?

No.
No one has even thought of it.

That would actually be pretty hot. Casual nudity is an underrated fetish.

>casual nudity
>fetish
Wow, you're easily excited.

you already seem like an asshole to them at that point so its pointless

>everyone will think Forest Annie killed her and took the necklace.
Not if Fanny cuts her hair and takes Cunny's clothes.

Imaa Kat better have thick heavy cuffs in the game to wear.

There's a fundamental difference between being naked to have sex and being naked because you don't feel like wearing clothes.

Which one does naked tax filing fall into?

Depends on if you're self employed or not.

if we're talking about Imaa you're more likely to get thick and heavy turds.

>self employed
L-lewd!

Man, fuck you.

Cute clones doing cute things. That's nice.

Also, does anyone have scans of the coyote comic?

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Ho ho!

Would that be incest or masturbation?

Say something contrary and real like-
>My mommy never really loved me and im alone in the world so i lash out web comics that remind me things i'll never have.

A question for the ages

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Both, that's why it's so hot

>that shoddy 3rd panel
Ridiculously cute waifus do not excuse that shit.

read a dictionary, retards.
masturbation is a solo enterprise, as soon as a second body with a seperate conciousness is involved it's no longer masturbation.

Masturbation is self stimulation
A clone is yourself

Congratulations you now understand the joke

I think it could only count as masturbation if the two were mind-linked in some way. Like Annie going into the ether and doing things to her physical body.