She's gonna fuck Carol, right?

nah

How about siting an actual actress and not a cosplay girl

Citing*

Didn't they cut a 30 second scene that showed she was bi? That's never happening.

I want my goddamn Planet Hulk movie, and Valkyrie can be Hulk's queen when they go back to Jeff Goldblum's planet to rule the gladiators.

I think it was just Tessa mentioning that she imagined the blonde woman who saved her from Hela was Valkyries lover

She's not showing up

Carol already has a gf though. Maybe in a threesome.

Probably

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>>Emma Watson being rumored for Jess Drew
HWAT

Who's top and bottom?

Emma Watson already turned the role down.

The actress is an egomaniac like Larson so if anything they will fight on set for petty shitt and hatefuck

Today I shall remind them.

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>implying you wouldn't fuck the everloving shit out of Tessa Thompson
Fuck, what I would do to her.

Is that amouranth

The blonde’s credited as “Valkyrie sister #2”, not “Brunnhilde”.

>Emma/Brie/Tessa pres tour for A force
I'd like to see that.

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And Thor. At the same time.

Didn't she die?

Nope, got away to protect the half of asgardians that Thanos spared

Thank god no

>thinking any major characters will be explicitly gay

It isn't going to happen.
It could cripple overseas distribution, so Disney ain't doing it.

>cosplay whore
>actor
I'm starting to doubt retards work in Hollywood when I see shit as dumb as this being suggested

Good.

Michael Myers is credited as "The Shape" in Halloween. What's your point?

Carol is monogamous you degenerate.

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Probab-
Dubs confirm

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>tfw they won't pair up Carol and Spider-Man
Fuck, it had so much potential. Plus he's probably the only character they could really get away with pairing her with, considering no one dislikes Spidey.

They both top Mystique
She's appearing on Black Widow most likely as Yelena Belova or Mockingbird

Why did they make her a raging alcoholic for one joke scene and then never show her drunk again?

Isn't she dead?

Nope

There’s a reason she was called Vers.

They constantly showed her drinking heavily, but never really drunk after that first scene

For the same reason they didn't made Tony an alcoholic on Iron Man 2: Disney doesn't want to be associated with alcoholics nor send "wrong" messages to their audiences.

>implying you wouldn't fuck the everloving shit out of Tessa Thompson
I'm not taking Janelle Monae's sloppy seconds pal

I wouldn't hatefuck her with a rented dick. Even if sex was the only way to make her not be a racist; I wouldn't.

This isn't porn, retard

UK doesn't know what a beautiful mixed girl looks like so they pick ugly ones

>pussy going crazy in the last panel
subtle

>implying there's any difference between cosplay whores and Hollywood actresses besides sucking off Harvey Weinstein.

Calm down

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That's because you're British.

Lesbian Ally Thor is the most cucked thing imaginable.

This scene was worth the price of admission

Probably. They can do a female Avengers and it focuses on Carol and Valkyrie lezzing out while some strong messages why females are the future and that straight while males are toxic bigots. It will make a billion for sure, another victory from Disney and Marvel.

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Osama Bin Laden is credited as "Barack Obama", what's YOUR point?

She will be the next Thor

That scene pisses me off as you JUST know the director or writer came up with having most blonde ayran looking girl (who would be perfect for actual Brunhilde Valkyrie character), to sacrifice herself for this generic looking mulatto bitch because....DIVERSTY!!!

That scene had to to be a fuck you to hardcore Marvel comic fans or fans of Brunhilde.

>That scene had to to be a fuck you to hardcore Marvel comic fans or fans of Brunhilde
All three of them

This is also sadly true. I think they already risked a lot by having "Auntie Carol" be a surrogate mom for Monica, while clearly having zero pictures of her dad around when she showed her past things. That non-romantic family unit was pretty atypical all things considered.

All three? What's the third one?

Sorry, I meant "all of the three fans Brunhilde has".

twitter is trying to make carol and maria dykes which is canonically false.

>Carol
>ever letting anyone else be above her regarding anything

I've been a fan since Veronica Mars actually

Real talk, I don't even think Carol is lesbian or coded lesbian. I think she's pretty much asexual and Maria might have been lesbian herself, but both are definitely butch. Two army ladies taking care of a girl together? Carol living with them because she doesn't get along with her real family? No dad and no one even excusing the reason why he's absent at all? It's probably the most overt gay relationship we'll ever see on Marvel until, I guess, Eternals.

if by fuck carol you mean they'll be the two pieces of bread in the thor sandwich, then maybe baby

They're going to share that Asgardian cock aren't they?

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Carol's super gay, and you listed a lot of reasons why in your post

>hollywood movie
>owned by marvel and disney, both american companies
>"this is the UK's fault"
?
?????

The UK people promoted her to the Hollywhores.

UK: here's a mixed girl just like what Americans have, we checked to make sure she was a raging nasty liberal mouthpiece, as well
Hollywhores: she's not attractive but meh we are promoting transfreaks soon anyways

Limey /pol/tards are among the worst, along with Aussie and Latinos.

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Isn't she fucking The Hulk?

I feel like that costume was designed for a blonde white female and was never altered to account for the casting of a black actress.

>female is bisexual
>will only show interest in other females

what's the fucking point then?

Still, based solely on the movie, I think they'd be a good (or at least decent) couple. That said, calling bullshit on Maria going into space. Clearly none of the writers have children

Well I would. And then I'd fuck Janelle too if I could.

Signs point to yes
twitter.com/brielarson/status/1107672903586381830

Yeah that was a bit much for me. It was nice to see more of Maria but at the risk of leaving her only child an orphan? Even if Monica encouraged it I don't think she should agree to it.

Name 3 good bisexual female characters

Not even the guy you’re replying to but you know it’s true. First it starts with them promoting “conventionally unattractive women,” then the next big step is having trans women. They’ll be called brave and then every single woman in a movie will be played by a tranny because of how brave it is. Eventually if you call it out for being ridiculous, it will have become so normalized that people come out and bash you for being “transphobic.”

Jesus fucking Christ, I’m tolerate of gay people but tweets like these make me hate gay fandoms more and more everyday. It’s just them circlejerking and patting each other on the back, as if every single gay headcannon is true because the actor threw a nod to it to so obviously pander and get those SJW brownie points. I just want tumblr to stay on tumblr.

Calm down.

Literally any comment with tumblr art on Twitter is filled with tumblr responses and “omg I cant yasss queen slay gay princess” and all of that bullshit. It’s insufferable and even my gay friends think that’s embarrassing as hell.

imagine being this easily triggered
must be exhausting

The OP reminded me of that retweet.

>She's appearing on Black Widow most likely as ... Mockingbird
So AoS is officially non-canon now? Knew it would happen eventually.

I forgot how much of a tumblr board this is now. Guess I need to go back to Yea Forums. They still have capeshit there but oh well.

>Guess I need to go back to Yea Forums
Why'd you leave in first place?
Also imagine getting so upset over an actress acknowledging fanart and fans enjoying the nod.

Because I wanted to discuss cartoons and I figured that would be possible here but everyone is so in your face about the gay stuff. I swear, this place needs a swift /pol/ brigade.

>I swear, this place needs a swift /pol/ brigade.
I was trying to come up with a proper witty retort to this, but you know what, just leave... Clearly this place isn't for you if the mere mention of "gay stuff" triggers you this much.

It's because it's a made-up thing.

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>marvel declares carol asexual
>lesbian shippers btfo the water in a way they can never complain about
fucking please

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That would be funny as hell, but I firmly believe she's proper butch. She may flirt with one or the other sex but ultimately she's not interested. Remember when she teases Yon-Rogg like "Do you see me when you're with the Supreme Intelligence?" as if implying she's very special to him.

I'd rather the lesbians do what they're going to do anyway than give a single ounce of legitimacy to the fucking asexuals

Not the mention but the gay fanbase and gay shippers that take over every discussion of a character are cancer that needs to be removed. This place needs /pol/.

I cannot believe they enforce the 'no horses' rule more harshly than they do all of the ship derailing.

You talking about those bronys? I thought they died out.

They've all just congealed into a large, black mass and, apart from the artists, only exist really on their containment board.

>UK doesn't know what a beautiful mixed girl looks like

You say that like Freema Agyeman didn't age damn well. Even if you hate the concept, she alone makes Sense8 worth watching.

>implying people in powerful positions don't get off on getting the fuck dommed out of them, as long as the person doing it can keep their mouth shut.

it's the only kind of 'representation' i want
asexual character= character immune to crappy romance side plots

Then just advocate for better romances, you quitter.

>caring about the mcu after endgame

there's no such thing as a good romance plot

There is as much tension and flirty subtet between Yon-Rogg and Carol as there is between her and Maria - the tone is different though. One is fucked up, the other is not.

Both are still only that - subtext.
Carol's not a lesbian.
Carol does not have a love interest.

Ah ah ah, you forgot about “homoromantic”.

She's going to suck the fungus from under her toes

>110 posts later
Are we moving past the fungus bullshit? Oh wow. I'm surprised.

go away Brie

no

>She's gonna fuck Carol, right?
god, I hope so

Absolutely not, Carol is for Jess

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thor is so adorable