How different would have been Hilda if she had been raised by a single father?
>Also
Hilda thread, I guess.
How different would have been Hilda if she had been raised by a single father?
Nolan Bell
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Alexander Ramirez
You sick fucks would draw a lot more porn.
Dylan Young
Luis Stewart
I wonder what would happen if I were Hilda's father.
>Conspiracies of the whole world.
>A new messiah.
>She would have knowledge of Yea Forums of the most obscure legal forms.
>Martial arts moveset as self-defense.
Nicholas Diaz
Hudson Ward
kek, beat me to it.
Austin Williams
I don't know, we're getting a lot of porn with Hilda and her mother as is.
Samuel Collins
these threads are fucking shit.
Noah Price
Hilda's mom is pretty hot man, Hilda is pure though and people that lewd her are indeed sick fucks.
David Perez
i honestly dont think it would change much at all
Adrian Rodriguez
Finally gave this show a complete watch. Loved it. Fun characters and an interesting setting. Can't wait for Season 2.
Benjamin Robinson
A rural Peppermint Patty.
Austin Robinson
I pity her already
Jonathan Gomez
Most of the porn already features Hilda's mom.
And that's a good thing.
Isaiah Ross
Just started watching the series yesterday, I'm 4 episodes in. Holy shit this is peak comfy.
Ethan Gutierrez
You can't deny the truth anyway
Or maybe I idealize a lot with my creations.
Andrew Taylor
luckily it is unlikely he will ever breed and even unlikely that any spawn that somehow comes into being would love him
Ethan Thompson
Well, there'd be no MILF, for one.
Jacob Lewis
Nah, i really hate children for take care of one.
Nicholas Thomas
if i could get a kid that already like 14 that way like 60% of the annoying is already gone and they woulden't resent me for being gone that long i would
Oliver Bailey
I'm not trying to bait, user, I just want a comfy Hilda thread. We haven't had one in a while.
Grayson Sullivan
Aiden Campbell
>That filename
OH GOD, user.
Thomas Powell
PP = Hilda
Charlie Brown = David
Lucy = Frida
Jeremiah Cox
How is this bait, retard? Not everything is pornographic or trying to piss people off.
Parker Lewis
Jesus Christ, she would. Minus the big ol crush and wanting to be seen as feminine just the way she is parts though.
Chase King
She would be more spoiled and less outdoorsy. More princess in a world of fairytales than intrepid adventurer seeking out the supernatural.
Ethan Price
Now you're just making me wish that had happened.
Hunter Miller
Oh, no.
Austin Hill
Hilda thread?
Chase Richardson
>Most of the porn already features Hilda's mom.
Yeah, I wish.
>Hilda_(series) has six pages of porn on paheal
>refine search so it's only pics with Hilda
>four pages
>refine search so it's only pics with Johanna
>one page
>tfw you will never live in a comfy small city in a comfy house and tuck in your comfy step-daughter into her comfy bed and read her a comfy bedtime story so she can have comfy dreams while you have comfy sex with her comfy mom
just kill me now desu
Ian Nelson
Reminder that Hilda is for David.
Caleb Bennett
She'd probably be more rugged and tomboyish. Even more direct. If they kept the "parent knowing about the supernatural" thing he might join her more often. Depending on the mom situation he would either be trying to score for her or if it's "parents goes off for far off goal" he'd make sure she always has some item that reminds them of her. Really not much but finer details and possible jokes. More incest porn, less David porn. Unless they made the dad more worrywart style then he'd hinder more then her mother already does.
Wyatt Jackson
She'd have a daddy complex. Or the creator would use it as an opportunity to give Hilda 2 dads.
Jack White
would you date Hilda's mom knowing she is a single mom?
Ayden Butler
You would be awful.
Nolan Russell
I know it probably won't ever be answered or even brought up at any point but fuck I really want to know about Hilda's father, is he an adventurer? is he a boring bussinesman? did he leave johanna? did she leave Johanna? did she leave him? is he even alive?
Fuck, man, so many questions that won't ever be answered
Jordan Jackson
I know it probably won't ever be answered or even brought up at any point but fuck I really want to know about Hilda's father, is he an adventurer? is he a boring bussinesman? did he leave Johanna? did she leave him? is he even alive?
Fuck, man, so many questions that won't ever be answered
Benjamin Moore
Yes because Hilda's mom is hot and Hilda seems like a cool kid
Henry Gray
I'd do it for Ana Kirkland, so I'd sure as hell do it for Johanna
Ryan Russell
GOD YES. Johanna is worth it!
Ethan Torres
*Hilda's mom
Chase Young
Sure, she's also young enough to have more kids.
Oliver Watson
Would Hilda hate you for putting more buns into Joanna’s oven and thus drastically reducing the attention she gets?
Isaac Brooks
>date
>single mother
yikes
Xavier Rodriguez
I think she's rather like the reduced supervision. Although she may not take well to having to help take care of her sibling.
Daniel Fisher
She'd love having younger siblings to play with and teach.
Parker Perez
But they would be half woodman
Cameron Gomez
Cucking David with Big Paki Cock more like.
Wyatt Rodriguez
According to an interview Luke Pearson did Hilda's father is actually alive somewhere, and we might even see him in the future. He didn't say anything else, though.
Ryder Torres
Same
Easton Clark
It could be possible she is still married to Hilda's Dad, but until the subject comes up in the show or in the comics, I am just going to assume Johanna is a widow.
The interview if anyone wants to read it.
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>Sophia: Where is Hilda’s father?
>Luke: He’s somewhere, just not a part of Hilda’s life at this time.
>Sophia: Will he ever appear in the story?
>Luke: I do have a story in mind that would get into the whereabouts of her father, as well as other members of her family tree.
He has "a story in mind" but he might never wind up using it or it could be the next story after Mountain King, who knows.
Hilda doesn't seem too needy for attention, content to have whimsical adventures out in the woods.
Ayden Morgan
Her accent is sexy and she has a sweet daughter, so why not?
Ryder Collins
Remnider that David is for /ss/
Christopher Diaz
The answer is always yes. That's why I can't believe Hilda's father is alive. Why would anyone willingly leave that fine woman behind?
Joseph Reed
Bet he's a heroic globetrotting adventurer with blue hair. He chose adventure over nearly settling down, and has been traveling nonstop ever since. He'll visit Trolberg and meet Hilda without even realizing she's his daughter at first, and eventually get shot down by Johanna before fucking off again.
Either that or some lame fairy prince or dwarf. Or a wizard that stereotypically vanished during an experiment. Or worse yet, just some boring regular guy (doesn't even have blue hair)
Justin Taylor
He probably didn't feel worthy of being with a woman that amazing.
>ywn massage Johanna's tender, ticklish tootsies as you listen to Hilda's recounting of the adventures she had that day
Xavier Sullivan
I thought the idea was to make her sexy, not fucking disgusting.
Noah Campbell
Shrinking episode when?
Jackson Young
Could you please stop forcing your shitty rpg character, it's obnoxious.
Michael Nelson
Man, he better have blue hair.
Christian Rivera
Benjamin Bailey
sincerely I prefer the head cannon of the guy from the early Hilda threads.
>Johanna met a guy at the college
>She got pregant
>Because she was worry about what her family and friends would think about it she went to his father's cabin in appart from the civilization
>She stay there for 10 years.
Zachary Rogers
Poor thing.
Jacob Diaz
Best reference there is. Name another young looking male adventurer with blue hair that's not from a jrpg or anime. Otherwise fuck off.
Juan Baker
Or better yet, I'll use this as an example. Even better really.
Logan Barnes
Johana rapefics fucking when?
Camden Foster
Sebastian Clark
Who is this dude? I've seen him posted before but I have no idea who he is
Gavin Hall
Clarissa's dad what she won't pretend did not fuck her. Search for What Is Deep Fried Clarissa if you're interested beyond that. Be warned, it's very dark humor, and some people can't read it without developing a revenge boner that could punch holes in steel.
Lucas Cruz
fits well
Juan Young
>How different would have been Hilda if she had been raised by a single father?
W already know the answer
Hudson Scott
She'd be a shovelface?
Oliver Bell
This would be Johanna's face if you won even very limited shared custody of Hilda.
Matthew Rogers
>season 2 not till 2020
Fuuuuuuuuck
Blake Russell
be strong
Carter Cooper
The wait is painful, I know. But in the meantime, Amphibia could possibly fill the void of a cute adventure cartoon.
youtube.com
I can't promise that it'll be quite as comfy as Hilda, but it'll have to do.
Jacob Taylor
>ywn watch the telly with Johanna, resting your hand on her soft, squishy thighs
HNNNNNNGHH
Oliver Ward
Ok yeah, that does look pretty comfy. The main girls design reminds me of Olive Oyl from Popeye though. Is there an air date yet?
I also think Infinity Train looks nice.
Michael Peterson
When does Hilda get a stepfather though? And a step brother.
I want her to get Brady Bunched.
Noah Ross
David will bloom into a chad one day
Landon Young
Nice. Thanks for leaving the pixiv ID intact.
Carter Campbell
>design reminds me of Olive Oyl from Popeye
I don't see a problem
Evan Cruz
>Is there an air date yet?
some time this summer
Robert Gray
Matthew Turner
>I don't see a problem
Didn't say there was.
Jeremiah Bennett
Which means Winter for me, which means peak comfy time for cartoon watching.
Camden Williams
In your dreams David, you'll always be the cheese to the rat
Anthony Evans
Considering adults on this show are mostly aware of supernatural stuff, do you think Marra-ing is against the law?
Josiah Wright
based
Brayden Perez
Do these fuckers age? Do they grow out of thier nightmare sucking phase or do they get worse? Do some rebel and feed off good dreams? We say Frida feed once so can you become one or just feed with them? This shows does a good job of creating a world but it's length hurts it by just scratching the surface. I hope season 2 goes back and explores stuff mentioned.
Jayden Gomez
>tfw you will never share a fan on a hot summer day
I think they do age but maybe they become witches when they grow up. I don't think they're anything TOO crazy since they still live normal lives with their parents and probably go to school and do other teenager shit too.
Jackson Ward
They are probably like juvenile delinquents but with spells.
Aaron Reed
Probably lower scale crimes, like loitering or underage drinking.
Angel Campbell
God, imagine kissing Johanna's shiny, glistening thighs and licking her sweaty armpits
Matthew Moore
Could be on a scale. like littering or noise violation but if it escalates then maybe some form of more serious crime like light assault or threats.
Owen Brown
As much as smoking cigarettes when you're underage, yes.
Carter Cooper
probably an adventurer like Hilda
Nicholas Powell
Maybe he was gay and didn't know until then?
Kayden Ramirez
>perfect waifu comes with perfect daugherfu
What's the downside of doing it?
Thomas Ward
Why did Johanna never remarry
Lincoln Phillips
Any excuse to post friendlyjordies
youtu.be
Angel Carter
I'm gonna get myself get lured by the cute milf and goth librarian
Samuel Gray
Because only eligible bachelors around are man-eating rock monsters.
Thomas Diaz
...
William James
was waiting for this to be posted
Adrian Taylor
I bet there's perverts sneaking into kids' bedrooms at night to catch Marras into sex slavery.
Aiden Anderson
Looks cute. What is it about?
Jace Jenkins
*kills Hilda*
Joshua Evans
Michael Garcia
>Ampihibia is created and executive produced by Matt Braly, a director and board artist on Gravity Falls. The show tells the story of Anne Boonchuy, a self-centered teenager who is magically transported to the world of Amphibia, a rural marshland populated by frog-people. There she meets a young frog named Sprig, who will become Anne’s first true friend and help transform her into a hero.
Cooper Foster
When marras have nightmares, they see David.
Jordan Moore
Could they feed off each other's nightmares?
Camden Jackson
Yeah, Johanna is a fantastic woman, admirable even, and I'd love to have a daughter like Hilda.
Austin Sanchez
Of course not, David is their bogeyman. Marras tell stories about him around their campfire; a little boy who pretends to be hapless and vulnerable to lure in foolish nightmare spirits looking for easy prey He binds them up in his horrible leather belts and locks them away in his collection where they can never escape.
Past midnight when the moon is full, they say you can find him skipping among the town's rooftops using a bundle of captured marras like balloons to keep himself afloat.
Bentley Gutierrez
Trolls get out, this is flesh man's city.
Henry Moore
There has to be something like this. If they had troll hunters and dudes ready to catch a giant dog they must have some dream catcher guy that gets really dangerous Marras.
Jonathan Russell
>magically transported to the world of Amphibia.
Isaiah Myers
>doesnt use ChanX
filthy normie
Jordan Powell
>I also think Infinity Train looks nice.
Oh man, I could really do with a full series of that.
Aaron Richardson
Come HILDA we will crush the rebels together!
Benjamin Russell
Dylan Barnes
I suppose I have to look harder to get the stuff past the factory of buy the comic book.
Nathaniel Clark
So I'm not the only one
Carter Hughes
Her time was short, and yet she was so perfect
Oliver Hernandez
We can always go visit her.
Christian Bailey
No Frida pasta this time?
Luis Bell
not sure if ironic use of shit meme
or just retarded
Evan Robinson
What happened to that user who said he was gonna try to get a librarian gf?
Camden Kelly
Nonsense, Johanna could have fixed that
Benjamin Lopez
She's at risk of dying every single day
Bentley Rodriguez
>Marras tell stories about him around their campfire
And that's as far as the legend resembles reality because David is absolutely hapless and vulnerable
Carson Hernandez
I don't get it, do Thai people like to drive trucks or something?
Luckily she will be in season 2.
Jeremiah Hill
>in Season 2
Bless this world
No idea user, but I wish him all the best.
Nicholas Watson
Are there more blue cats in the amazing world of gumball? Appart from her mother, obviously.
Kayden Smith
Maybe her dad would have taught her a little bit of fighting?
Oliver Walker
Only Gumball, Nicole, and Nicole's mom it seems
Andrew Barnes
Yeah, she’s a prime MILF if you ask me.
Lincoln Ortiz
>I want to be Hilda's depressed, alcoholic stepfather that fights his demons everyday for her and her mother
Jackson Flores
Obviously.
Ayden James
knock that off
Austin Howard
he would be a lot more energetic and encouraging of hilda's adventuring as opposed to concerned and quiet
Josiah Stewart
You ain't scaring anyone David
Xavier Campbell
>no smeared bloody nose to go with that smirk
clearly takes no thrill in combat
Matthew Gray
Ryan Bennett
The demons are gone when I stopped drinking. There’s just Hilda.....
Zachary Brooks
Dad of the year.
Charles Ramirez
>ywn breed Hilda's slut mother and give her a sibling
Mason Lopez
This is uncanny as fuck
Jacob Morris
>slut
Johanna is pure
Camden Smith
Clean your fuckin room Frida
Ryan Perry
i still don't know how they got away with dropping an F-bomb
Parker Peterson
Based David
Gabriel Diaz
Wyatt Cruz
Skinny pure art hoe 11/10 would bang again
Isaiah Cook
He's looking at Trevor banging Hilda.
Jackson Young
>Struts around like she's hot shit
>Pushes around David because he's too pussy to stand up for himself
>Has to be the best at everything and always be right
>Patronizes Hilda and sees her more as someone to pitied than admired
>Thought rooms fucking cleaned themselves
>Attacked David when he pointed out how retarded that was
>Hilda raises the dead and wrestles a ghost to get her book and ghost maid back, but when she fails Frida tells her she wishes they never met and tells David, her friend for years, to fuck off too
>Doesn't speak to either of them for weeks, neglecting her scout duties in the process
>Ends up hanging out with the fear eating nightmare spirits that were haunting her friends, with no explanation given
Face it, she's not that great a friend.
Joshua Myers
>ywn spend all night breeding Joanna then go to Hilda's room to have her clean you up
Why even live
Caleb Morales
Carson Edwards
>with no explanation given
Cause she was sad and needed a pick me up. Since the town doesn't have drugs, fear was the next best thing.
Mason Jones
I have a hard time treating this show with any respect, since if it was a male character and not a female character as the main everyone would be tearing it down based on how white the cast is, demanding more gay representation, and claiming toxic masculinity.
Jacob Torres
Then you won't mind if I don't treat you with any respect for being a total faggot who looks at everything through the prism of outrage and is incapable of simply enjoying things any more. Seriously, you and everyone like you on both ends of the political spectrum need to neck yourselves and do the world a favour.
Elijah James
It'd be Yotsuba with supernatural creatures.
Joseph Allen
You must die
Xavier Rivera
>If you don't respect something its outrage.
Maybe I just want equality?
Sure though, resort to insults, I'm sure it'll make you feel better about your double standard senpai.
Chase Sanders
You mean equality in shit? Cause neither boy or girl should suffer that autism.
Hunter Nelson
Not that many "tumblr types" pay attention to it even with a female protag, so I doubt much would change if Hilda was a boy.
Christian Flores
Do I need to spell it out for you? You are looking at this show, imagining it as if it were a show certain people would be offended by using their own outrage culture criticisms, and viewing the show as lesser because of this. You have let these people's ideas affect you to such a degree that you yourself are seeing the things they see and judging things by those same ideas. user, you ARE the tumblr.
Thomas Nelson
>it's a pedophile thread
Joshua Bailey
>All lewd posts are of the mom
some serious autism in this post, even if its bait