Why is Anne Frank and Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe so similar, and can I fuck them?
Why is Anne Frank and Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe so similar, and can I fuck them?
Leo Stewart
Zachary Nelson
I dunno user, Lapis gets very rough...
Brayden Wood
lolwut
Jackson Rodriguez
Remember the part of Steven Universe where Lapis describes in detail the appearance of her vagina to Steven, and how menstruation initially frightened her?
That was a good episode.
Benjamin Thompson
I remember that episode, user
Evan Fisher
Remember that episodes when murdercock murdercocked the entire diamond autority? It was kino.
Hunter Myers
They're both Jews. And no, you can't fuck them, neither of them was a real person.
Jonathan Perez
THE ONLY GIRL I’VE EVER LOOOOOVED
Nathan Russell
Well, I know for a fact that Adolf Hitler personally wafted Zyklon B at Anne, but she was all "I've breathed worse" and dropped the attic she was hiding in on his head. Truly a brave young woman.
Brody Nguyen
Anneless faggot
Evan Wood
Remember that crossover with the Mein Kamp netflix adaptation, good lord the animators went in drugs that time.
Tyler Flores
Is this real?
Parker Garcia
Lazuli would be pregnant if the Confederacy had triumphed in the American Civil War?
Leo Sanders
yes
Oliver Barnes
The American Civil War never happened in the Steven Universe timeline.
Logan Stewart
Based
Nicholas Thompson
So is Anne Frank pregnant?
Jackson Thompson
>The American Civil War never happened in the Steven Universe timeline.
Uhhh... Yeah about that...
Landon Ross
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
Isaac Jackson
Rose's rebellion was 5000 years ago.
Brandon Brown
I came to this thread for only 1 reason and I am impressed
Henry Bailey
:)
Anthony Ortiz
Why is her hair brown and not black?
Pretty Anneless, user
Kevin Russell
I prefer brown-haired Anne