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how are you gonna kill the next 30 minutes, /tg/? no one watches bort
Next up: Boruto's dad's son
Finally, time for the good shows to start
Best girl, 17 best boy.
Best girl
How did 17 get so powerful just from beating up lowly space poacher mooks?
>17 patrolling thots
my favorite episode yet
>Missed Hero Academia
F U C K
rest but i need to watch that megalobox episode i missed the week before last
WHERE IS THE NEW SHOW YOU LITTLE SHIT
repeat after me: power levels are bullshit
Is it furry to want to fuck the beast chick?
It's on in half an hour, friend
he keeps the cell jr's on the island and spars with them,
17 is broken because his android side lets him keep infinite power while his human side allows him to constantly grow stronger and raise that limit
Going to the Asian market to get snacks.
Toriyama stopped caring about consistency and does whatever he wants now
He stayed on an island, away from women, and got mad gains as a result
It hasn't aired yet brainlet.
Well time to watch the dubbed episode of Boku no Hero before the dubbed one
I have a feeling that "Us" is gonna be really good.
The fighters he fought aren't exactly the most powerful and they underestimate the androids due to no energy signature
Pretty sure every episode counts as one minute.
why isnt 18 that strong then
Jesus fuck.
>A worthy foe
>Gohan
Why is Gohan fighting Yoda?
Threadly reminder
>BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN tonight
If I die in the ninja world, do I die in real life?
because she's a housewife
You still have time
Sarada deserves a better family 2bh
>plagueofgripes
unironically based
Lel, I haven't seen this image in a while
Oh fuck next week is a Gohan episode he may cost us the whole thing
Time for Bort
Time for BORT
Dummy, but I did miss DBZ because of Daylight Savings. Fucking farmers.
So has it ever been recorded on how many people in total are usually in Toonami night threads?
I'll be playing a little bit of FF7
Is this the episode?
R A P E
IT'S TIME FOR UCHIHA SARADA
Best girl and my loving wife
Alright guys, time for your ninja test. Spot all of the ninjas in this image.
17's done a lot of training since the Androids arc
>You tried to kill my husband and my child, also Sasuke was there.
Salad is insufferable and I can't watch the series because of her.
As 17 said, she stopped training seriously
>we can still use you
...go on
>away from women
He'a married to someone in the same work as him and has adopted children.
great days /tng/ united ver. when?!
How did I get so strong fighting Goblins near Lumbridge?
He kicks ass actually
Yo yo yo, Deep Space Radio is here and we're in the clear, what'd we miss?
Sorry for the delay, got all wrapped up in a movie and couldn't put it up. And here we are, just in time for...
Oh.
Well, see you guys later.
>the samefag clan
I'm highly biased, but she looks better with long hair.
Longhaired tomboys are ALMIGHTY GOD tier.
OROACHY MOCHI?!
Where the fuck did this guy come from?
>Orochimaru
Of course.
Carrot? What are you doing here?
Back to Gunvolt
Add him to the wall.
>Just straight up cut a kid and kill him
what
This nigga don’t got teeth?
One of the things I hated the most about the universe besides that fat bitch was their attitude. They got fucking butthurt and mad anytime someone attacked or beat them despite the fact that this is a tournament.
Ah my ears
Did that nigga just kill a kid?
Time for Bort!
high impact child organ theft
>Did you just see that?!
>Yeah, even the villains can't stand this show!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
F?
wait, didn't we already get an opening?
Shin basically just killed himself in a sense.
you missed super
Soo who is this pale guy? And why he has a sharagaigmasnsn?
I found 4.
This is as about as dark as this series is going to get.
What the hell is up with the technology in Naruto
Feels like it's all over the place
OROCHIMARU GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>We can start partying like it's 1999 BIZARRE SUMMER tonight
Fucking based
>Orochimaru
Isn't he supposed to be an ally now?
they explain that this episode
Reminds me of Saw
Yeah, just look at how many people are online at /r/toonami
but they're not on his island
That's just how women are, they can't stand to lose control. No self control.
17 will put them in their place because regular humans can't.
>Isn't he supposed to be an ally now?
Yes he was pardoned.
>extremely dangerous criminal
So Sauske
TEAM GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
Next week.
Oh shit, it's time for more suffering?
Sparring with Cell Jrs and general training, I dont think poachers had shit to do with it. But when they werent there he probably trained out of boredom.
>Naruto Himmler and Hitler got away with everything
it still confuses me
So is Sakura an Enhancer? I see her doing medic stuff through learning and shit but every other time she is using super strength
>He's a notorious criminal who tried to destroy the Hidden Leaf village once
Stop talking about your father like that Sarada
How long until Naruto humiliation his son
Don't worry, after this arc she's ignored far in the back. They give Shikadai more screentime.
If you call a clone a kid
Why would I do that?
>tried to destroy the Leaf once
>once
Fucking revisionist history
Is this the tumblr girl Sarada show? Was Bort even in the last episode? I'm getting those shitty FLCL seasons flashbacks
Yeah, it's just that one of his experiments are on the loose.
I see. Thanks.
>they don't even know who orochimaru is
HE LITERALLY SUMMONED A GIANT SNAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE AND DID NINJA 9/11 DON'T THEY TEACH YOU THIS IN SCHOOL
Holy shit, Sasuke.
Welp, enjoy your Shippuden spoilers
>Boruto into MHA into SAO
Even Sasuke is shocked at the sight of chips.
Jesus fuck, Sasuke.
>He had sharingan implanted in his arm
>I fought a guy like that once. I'm pretty sure it was Orichimaru.
Chou-chou is the most relatable character in this entire show.
>Makes fun of her own weight
Based
Prove it. Where are they located?
>the only heavy thing here should be my weight
Based Chocho
Yeah no thanks
>keep an eye on him
you mean dead right?
Because they're not that stupid to let Orochi live, right?
>the only thing heavy here should be my weight
Sasuke literally CANNOT say the right thing at any time.
Wrong show.
Is Sasuke autistic?
>Honestly, the only thing heavy here should be my weight
I FUCKING LOVE CHOO CHOO TRAIN
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>self deprecating fat jokes
>The only thing that should be heavy here is my weight
Based Cho Cho
>the only thing heavy here should be my weight
"you know?"
What a positive outlook you got Chocho
How much longer in the Sakura cuck arc?
Fuck you, MHA is good
Chocho getting absolutely fed up with all the family drama
BUT HE CAN
this
Another reason to remove Naruto: Shittcumed
Father of the year
> emotions will only get in the way
is this part of the drinking game
Best parent
Yeah its a hard hour and a half
>implying snakes can melt ninja walls
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
He did only try once, after that it was just muh immortality experiments, the leaf are the ones who kept pursuing him
Cells...interlinked?
Canon
Sakura finally got a good design.
she really is the best part of this show
>show is called bort
>bort havent been in it for 2 episodes
Cuck
He also assassinated the third. Literally no excuse not to know who he his
>genes and memes
am I in a metal gear anime?
Is he the Sam Hyde of Naruto?
Yeah, of course Sakura would want parenthood to be about more than genes
it never ends
Not everything gets in the history books
JEANS
>Using child clones of yourself to keep yourself alive
I read a book like this in High School. House of the Scorpion, I think?
>GENES!
Literally /pol/ the anime villain.
Does Eye Guy not have any teeth?
did orichimaru have a real cooter
FREE WILL IS A MYTH
RELIGION IS A JOKE
WE’RE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING EVEN GREATER
GENES
EVOLUTION
>It's a "nobody knows what the fuck evolution actually is" episode.
So how did Shin get here?
That was angry muslims, I mean Sand Ninjas.
Well he's not just going to let kids know he killed Danzo.
I think that was the result of Orochimaru's research anyway.
Good.
Jesus yamato.
.....In that case, Is Sakura good for breeding?
Lucky man.
He still gets more screentime than Gon does in HXH
>Itachi
oh what the fuck?
Yamato got old.
Is Mayonnaise my dad?
>HE
Reminder that for most of early Naruto and the whole time he couldn't use his arms, Orochimaru was in an actual woman's body
Yammoto's oooooold
my mouth tastes like metal
BMT sub and some water
am i going to die?
Nah they took the little old lady method and occassionally look at Orochimaru through their blinds each time he walks out onto his lawn
>Itachi
Excuse me
She birthed an Uchia that needs glasses fuck no.
I used to train on lowly lvl 2 men until I was like level 30. I wasn't the brightest kid.
So this villain is basically absolutely right about the primacy of genetics in the ninja world.
>Why is my dad in the photo with them
Because he was a filthy terrorist.
Sometimes.
So uh... why did Orochimaru turn into a good guy?
>Orochimaru took the time to decorate his lair with snake lantern lamps
i wonder how the sand village feels about naruto keeping the guy who assassinated their former leader and manipulated them into war alive
"Oh hey! It's my buddies from my old terrorist days. How's it goin'? "
What pisses me off most about Sakura is how she just moralfags her way to victory against ninja that simply act like ninja.
First Sasori, now Shin.
Reminder that if you PK huehues you're ruining their lives
which is basically incentive for most
They keep trying to kill him and he keeps coming back. What else can you do?
cause he said he was sorry and turned into a big titty milf
HAHA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO KILL ME AND WEAR MY SKIN
OH NO HE'S HOT
OH NO, OROCHIMARU'S HOT!
Reminder Orochimaru got away with EVERYTHING
Is Orochimaru's voice different?
There he is
>Orochimaru: Oh my gosh hi do you want some snacks? It's been so long! Wow Sarada you're so big now!
he saw the power creep and decided to get out of the game early
Why is Orochimaru not behind bars?
He's been watching Ninja Home improvement
Oh god he's gone full hippie.
Orochimaru Is the only good thing about Naruto
All these years and Sasuke's VA still says the R weird in Naruto and Orochimaru
considering they were tricked into a disastrous invasion I don't think they really have any room to throw a bitch fit
also they're too poor to cause a fuss
I'm sure if Sarada heard her dad's whole story, she'd fucking hate him more than she does at the moment.
The act of breeding, yes. All night long until she screams Shanaroooo!. Genetically, I dunno.
Sasuke's VA always pronouncing names "authentically" is still funny to me
How the fuck did Orochimaru get away with it all?
I-Im sure he feels really bad about it thought!
Eh, he turned the former ticking time bomb into a cool guy so I guess it all evens out
More like "we can't kill him and he knows more about this psuedo-science shit than we do so let's just keep an eye on him"
Didn't glassesfag eat Snakeman?
>Hey buddy ol' pal Sausake remember those times i committed war crimes and planned to make you my vessel? good times.
yes, and a boss hog
>weak genes dies
>strong genes survive
In other words, men has every right to breed females so they can pop out babies with strong genetics to survive in this hard world.
I’ll be honest
I would date Chocho if she was my age
How did they get blum to do anime again? Isn't the pay shit? Maybe because they actually wanted him to do a non-gruff voice?
Its a rare villain that knows when to quit while he's ahead
He's not a good guy, it's just that after he brought back the 4 previous hokages during the war, thus saving people from Infinite Tsukiyomi.
They let him go back to some hole in the ground to keep doing research.
The dude died, like, three times already. Who's going to stop him?
She's probably turn out actual thick
Thats what happens when the villain actually gets the immortality it desires
I CAN'T GET GOOD WITH V
HIS THEME SUCKS
Orochimaru gave birth using the female body he soul transplanted into.
He took the D.
He's just a big nerd who wants to read every book in existence
>all these japanese names flying around the thread
>dunno who the fuck is who
>dunno what people are talking about
fuck you past me for not getting into naruto. it hurts now
The fact that he has this youthful feminine body almost certainly assures that he has not stopped body jacking people.
Last time I check Gon isnt headlining the show I mean its called HUNTERxHUNTER so it make since for other hunters to take over
Still Steve Blum
No?
Literally Sam Hyde
remove snek
It really does sell a certain aspect of his edginess
Is the writer of this show a Biology fag?
Hinata does it, too. It always stood out to me even back when the Naruto started airing.
Rook atu me. I have a Japanese accentu.
He was a literally who who had a genetic bloodline that let his body accept any donor without rejecting it.
I'm pretty sure he just throws Kabuto under the bus and that dude gets blamed for everything
read book while juicing pets
Naruto's too stupid to understand that just because Orochimaru helped fight Kaguya, that doesn't make him a good guy.
I want Orochimaru to Vore me
I’ll be honest
I would date Chocho
lol
He was pardoned for helping in the fourth war despite doing shit that should never be pardoned like assassinating the third and trying to start a fucking war.
So... how far behind is Orochimaru in terms of power creep? Because I thought he, Jiriya and Tsuunade were supposed to be super strong.
But Aizen is still locked up famm
Damn did they really get Blum back for something in 2019?
>I haven't done anything suspicious
THE AUDACITY
So, his special power was being O negative?
I like how Cho-Cho isn't sure of what gender Orochimaru is.
SHUT UP YOU FAT DUMB BROWN BITCH
>Shittcumed
Now why would you go and say this when shitpudding is so much nicer-sounding and has better imagery
but his theme still sucks
>come, let's go to my /ss/ laboratory
Is he actually a girl now? What the fuck.
Would fuck.
>Actually beginning to love Chocho
OH FUCKING NO
MHA is fine
Orochimaru has died a bunch of times and came back every single one of them, he then revived the hokages which helped them win the war.
>would he be my mom or my dad?
>he didnt reject anything
>so I put a fuckton of eyes in him
Geez, calm down lady, she's just a kid
Could have sworn he ate what was left and started turning into him.
Aizen wasn't actually locked up though. He was just chilling in his chair planning his next move.
Just remember he's the savior of the soul society.
You take that back user
OF THIS LYING SNEKNIGGER.
Friendly reminder Neji was right.
Haven't they already introduced the kid he popped out?
Yes, but he got his chair.
GENES
THE DNA OF THE SOUL
It's not that hard, his fiance is one of the biggest SDR directors in the business
man fuck burrito i'm gonna play some jet moto
youtube.com
I WANT OFF KOJIMAS WILD RIDE!!!!!!!
I'm sorry you still believe that.
>Sasuke this girl is your daughter
>dude thats fucked up
that's the universal donor, not receiver
She cute
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE A GIRL RIGHT NOW
Jeans?
Dammit Barry! I mean Dammit Itachi
Stuck in Houston for the night. Good thing the lobby is empty so I can watch Toonami!
>tfw we will never get any Sarada and Uncle Itachi shenanigans.
>Commit terrorism and try to usurp numerous nations
>"lol it's okay, you're forgiven"
At least Nagato had redemption in that he gave his own life to undo some of his damage.
god I wanna fuck orichimaru
Because if you're gonna forgive Sasuke, then fuck it, might as well just give out blanket pardons
>He didn't reject anything.
Except my love.
GOT
AWAY
WITH
IT
AL
>sort of
Bitch you're free because of him
Is Orochimaru the Michael Jackson of the Nort world?
Science lessons? IN MY NARUTO???
Despicable
Did Kojima write this episode?
Eh, close enough
>Kareen
for fucks sake it's spelt Karin, how hard is it to pronounce it in anglo
>she's at a different hideout
THEY LET THIS NIGGA HAVE MULTIPLE HIDEOUTS! WHAT THE FUCK?
>that jap pronunciation of Karin
Is Karin not a western name?
He absorbed orochimaru's cells, but then Sasuke brought Orochimaru back from Anko's curse seal, and then Orochimaru absorbed his cells back from Kabuto.
>ninja maury
SAKURA'S A KEK, A KEK!
MAURY TIME
Nice gene sample you got there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to them.
>just has some woman's umbilical cord lying around
wut?
>they just keep her umbilical cord around
it's different from Karen
Yes, but he has some leftovers from earlier, that's one that got loose.
And apparently a mix between the fundamentalist propaganda depiction of an atheist and a Heaven's Gate member.
However that works.
He doesn't even know Itachi, he's using false data.
Got a crush on Sasuke that wasn't just about his body.
We'll get to it.
he got an entire orphanage, and we will be seeing him sooner than we'll see anybody from the manga.
yes.
yes.
Blum voiced a character named Gene in one of those games.
It might not be canon though.
He also voiced a guy who was canon though, he had a rocket hand.
wait what the fuck was that fucking strip of something in the WHAT THE FUCK
Fucking next episode man, Jesus.
YEAH SORRY
MAURY SHOW
Orochimaru is the Nort of the Michael Jackson world.
JEJ NO WAY
>Cuckquean Arc
Aren't they pronouncing it right?
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LMAO
Do you really want to keep him and all his shit in one place instead of spread out thinly?
Wait, why these niggas got an umbilical cord hanging around
SAKURA KEKED THE FUCK OUT
did Sakura seriously not have any pictures of when she was pregnant
Doesn't he say that he's stays young forever now because the last body he stole was a white zetsu?
let's think about it for a second
>orochimaru is way below itachi
>itachi was below pain
>pain is below madara, tobi with the rinnegan, the first 2 hokages, naruto and sasuke, and kaguya
he's fucked
Wait what
Wait, why the FUCK does he just have Karin's umbilical cord in a drawer?
Of course not.
KEK
KEKURA
THE SHANTY TOWN OF SAKURA
>your glasses are similar
COME ON SUIGETSU
Why was this Karin/Sakura being a cuck plot ever a thing?
HA GET KEKD
I bet it's a match.
that is how it is pronounced
>your glasses are similar
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE ANYTHING BUT A COINCIDENCE
Karin is a Japanese name and they are pronouncing it correctly.
NOT THE MOMMA
YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER
Tonight on Finding Your Roots...
KEKQUEAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>your glasses are similar
WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THIS
HOW FUCKING STUPID
>From Karin's umbilical cord
Wait does Karin actually have a kid, or is that just Sakura's cord since sakura was said to to have her birth out of the village
>Glasses are similar
THAT NOT HOW GENETICS WORKS
V is by far the easiest one in Devil Hunter right?
I know he doesn't matter, but does Jugo still have the curse mark?
I want to FUCK chocho
JUST
I want to be weirded out but its Orochimaru
>Maury-esque DNA tests
What the fuck is the anime.
Sauske isn't the bastard, Naruto.
>Naruto too dumb to remember Sakura being preggers
Sasuga
YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER
you don't need to know the answer
what the fuck Naruto, you don't even know these guys
he doesn't.
Its kind of nice to see Naruto talking to Orochimaru and Sasuke's terrorist crew.
It's actually Sakura's.
technically wouldn't Sarada be the bastard?
because fuck Sakura
KEKURA
YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER
SHE JUST CAN'T WIN.
It's Orochimaru, why the fuck wouldn't he have something like that
She raised you, you ungrateful cunt, she's your mom.
Man Silent Hill 4 just got weirder than I expected
>This woman who raised, fed and loved me isn't my fucking mom. She can die
Well fuck you too Salad
SAKURA CONFIRMED KEKQUEAN
The man barely even remembers his own kids
SAKURA JUST GOT FUCKING KEKQUEANED
Have you not been paying attention?
She doesn't even have a picture of her and Sasuke together
Kishimoto really hates his wife.
because the author hates sakura
editorial mandate probably came through and made him change it, there was no reason for him to introduce the plotline then do a fake-out at the end
Wasn't this like a feudal Japan setting like 50 years ago? And now they have DNA testing machines just lying around?
Similar prescription maybe? Perhaps it's an unusual type?
>ruins things
>you can take it from here
>she raised you your whole life
>why the fuck should I care?
someone photoshop Suigetsu's face over maury
WAIT WHAT
I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS ACTUALLY A BASTARD
LMAOOOOOO
ok by why do they have it in there
The name 香燐 (Karin) is made up of kanji for "frangrance" and "perfume."
Boruto is creating a Better Society without Naruto
I don't fucking know.
He probably sewed all the organs into his body for shits and giggles.
>Activates Sharingan by belting out a slur
Well geez
Doesn't it turn out that she really is Sakura's daughter?
>Why should I rescue someone I found out isn't my mother?!
... Because she raised you for years, you fucking moron?
So why did the test come back like that? What shenanigans is aloof?
Sakura
You are......
.
.
.NOT THE MOTHER
naruto tech has always been weird. they had tvs in the chunin exam
This is the best thing to ever come out of BUrrito.
who the fuck writes this garbage
It has already been a plot. Karin and Sakura have always been cucks for Sasuke.
It's Sakura's, no clue why the fuck she has it though.
>Spoiler
that one
>You can't understand what I'm feeling in my heart
>Naruto not understanding family issues
Wow, she fucked up.
Do the right thing and slap the shit out of her, Naruto.
a moment of silence for good animation
Because Karin is an Uzumaki with shitloads of chakra while Uchias have special eyes, that drain chakra so muh bloodlines and super power.
It was going to be Karin as mom, until he changed it halfway through, possibly editorial mandate possibly just wussing out on it.
I like how Nardo is acting like some jealous bitch when Sauceman was the only one fucking shit up
This show is shit
sharigan
more like sharigay lmao
Why do people keep asking this? Every episode of Shippuden has some modern shit in it. The first few episodes of the original established their technology. Stop asking every week.
That's the point.
>A kid with a Sharingan tells Nart that he doesn’t understand what it’s like to not have a family
Holy shit, I’m getting flashbacks
>now Sasuke getting cucked out of parenthood
WHEN WILL THE KEKING END?
Jugo is the source of the curse mark so he's probably still normal?
>Naruto is a better parent to his boyfriends kid them his own
No, Karinfag, that's not what happened. There is no evidence. Kishimoto just baited all of you.
>OG Naruto
Wew, how long was that
>Dumbass kid doesn't understand the difference between blood and platonic relationships
news at 11
Aye. Suigetsu fucked up
Karin is a weirdo is basically the reason
talk no jutsu master aint gonna let this little kid get one over on em.
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOO, DRAGON BALL JUST INFECTED ALL THE OTHER SHOWS
>Wasn't this like a feudal Japan setting like 50 years ago?
Nope.
It's post apocalypse.
Yes, the umbilical cord is actually Sarada's. Karin kept it because she helped deliver Sarada when Sakura was giving birth.
about ten years
god i feel old
Karin was the midwife
Because they are in the lair of an evil snake man who has done nothing but experiment on people for decades at a time. Literally everything is precious.
its always had weird Anachronisms like VCR's
>Your daddy just has to go really far to buy cigarettes that's all
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>Sasuke runs backstage to start crying
HOW THE HELL CAN SHE HAVE FEELINGS OF LOVE FOR SASUKE, SHE JUST MET THE ASSHOLE, THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB
>Why should I save somebody I'm not related to?
Chunin exams they had vhs tapes.
the prologue to the bridge arc showed they have headset radios.
Earlier in Bort they showed portable game systems.
Who else has family issues and is having this episode affect them?
gotta say, it's awfully convenient that these kids keep getting sick so their parents get the chance to force the illusion of love by making sure they don't die.
Did people just... not see a pregnant Sakura walking around the village? This plot makes no sense.
Karin helped deliver Sarada. It's a present or something. It's the Nips being weird again.
>Mommy
>Daddy
DON'T YOU START
Okay, that explains a lot.
>No no, not that, we never actually had sex
more like sharingun
This doesn't go Usagi Drop route does it?
So she knows about sex but does not know what is better than a kiss?
>"I was thinking about something even better."
>"Ew, that's icky."
Sarada got the talk early, I see.
Why do people hate Sakura again? Is it because she never got to be relevant?
They've been shown to have modern tech like refrigerators and laptops since early Naruto.
>Mommy have you ever given daddy a rimjob before?
What the fuck is this show
I'm not black so I can't relate
Doesn't answer the question
Is that a thing in japan?
To let whoever helped deliver the child keep the cord?
I feel like i've read that somwhere
Or is Karin just trying to act like she had Sasuke's child because I'd believe that
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA
>Sasuke fucked Sakura
>didn't even kiss her afterwards or buy her dinner
Sasuke is the king of whores.
Naruto sure is touching Salad a lot..
Kiss her Naruto.
>left to right
Disappointing.
really makes you think...
Nah, he would still be the one dancing
>It was going to be Karin as mom, until he changed it halfway through, possibly editorial mandate possibly just wussing out on it.
Would you stop spreading this.
>Have you and daddy ever kissed
>well
YES OR NO. SAKURA. JESUS CHRIST.
Daddy :D
Sakura was travelling with Sasuke out of the village at that time.
Early Sakura was really really bad
>this fucking episode
IT BEGINS
I hope Yamato is at least taking shifts
>Ew that's icky
To be fair if I had to do anything to Sakura i'd hit it and quit it too. She's probably one of the most insufferable shonen "heroines" i've ever seen.
Her lust for Sasuke is completely illogical
>[You’ll understand what’s better than a kiss] When you see your father
If orochimaru collects another two umbilical cords, he can fight the Moon Presence
just when you thought sasuke couldnt be any more unlikeable
Pretty much. Which isn't the fairest reason to hate a character
>lol she might already be dead
Orochi with the bantz
kek orochimaru
Probably mostly because of her dumb crush on Sasuke for no reason.
THAT SNAKE FAGGOT IS ALIVE?!
>my asspull jutsu just came back
The Orochimaru got away with it thing wasn't a meme?
>My wife's not weak
pfft yeah I'm sure you really think that.
Wow Sasuke why does your mom let you have two special eyes?
>that tone of voice
Even Naruto cant believe this shit
>Oh, she might be dead whatever
Was he likeable in the first place?
Just like Goku
get on my giant ghost skeleton
Rate this episode of boruto.
She was on a mission with Sakura for a year and was pregnant the whole time while Karin helped her give birth. She came back to the village with a newborn Sarada.
Maybe she was off on a mission for 9 months and came back with a baby?
hey question
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE A RANDOM UMBILICAL CORD LYING AROUND
She's just not written well. Not as competent, not as likable, not as sympathetic, not as well developed. She's more of a side character than some of the side characters.
So many people got away with anything, it's almost not funny.
yellow
>he thought it was a joke
>Sakura was travelling with Sasuke out of the village at that time
thats hard to believe
When do Killa B show up? Im ready for a real nigga to slap ninjas with his dick
GUYS HELP
IM ACTUALLY ENJOYING BORT
I'm not black either. But, you know, divorces where one parent is abusive can do stuff to you.
They weren't allowed to tread on him
Purple.
What were the threads like when this shit was originally airing? It must have been a gut-busting trainwreck.
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yeller
how powerful is sakura's vagina
FUCKIN GOLD!
>doing ninja shit while pregnant
amazing. she might be a worse parent than sasuke
She got better after the Chunin exams but unfortunately by that time she was pushed to the sidelines so badly that she never really gets to make up for her lack of relevance.
How about her devotion to a faggot that tried to kill her more than once?
Golden Maury
I didnt think much of the glasses thing until the shorted haired spazzy guy said something about it.
Is this a joke that is getting lost in translation or something or do japanese people pass on their glasses through their genetics?
Mother's often keep things like that. Sakura forgot it when she gave birth at Orochimaru's hideout.
I feel like you want me to say blue.
"revive" the akatsuki?
whats to even revive? its not like they were a group of destined people with specific roles and a goal they were trying to obtain
they were just top criminals just doing dirty work for madara
Not at all, if anything it's the perfect contrast to the bullshit that was post-timeskip Usagi Drop. I could explain more but you should just read it on your own, lots of fun wholesome SoL with occasional feels
It's fucking Orochimaru. There's probably several jars with dicks in them lying around.
I have yet to get back to BB to fight that thing.
Either gold or... it's a shame we don't have a penis rainbow rating for Bort.
That was enjoyable. Time for heroes and villains!
KEKOLD PLATINUM
>Naruto getting his shit kicked in
>young Sakura rushing to Sasuke after getting a slight cut
It was really annoying
Assassinations of world leaders and vile human experimentation are just a couple of his crimes, yet he keeps doing his thing.
Dolly will never accept him.
Why not Karin instead, plus biting her during sex recovers your vitality.
Goku has important shit to do though, kissing his wife is retarded. Plus Goku has a job now.
Basically that and what everyone else said as well as, IIRC she was basically forced into the story by an editor.
I've heard the original team was gonna be Naruto, Hinata and Kakashi, and Sasuke and Sakura were editor add ins
of course. his son is bort's best friend.
yellow
That's all the way to the Chunin Exams Arc.
wait fuck I change to blue
Indigo. Shit was hilarious.
Kishi wrote this part, for all his bullshit writing, he still manages to make things exciting to watch.
Momento.
Probably because she's weak and useless as shit ever since she was introduced.
and my wife refuses to come see how big of a shit i take but shit like that happens.
there is no help for you at this point, your case is terminal
Sakurafags had a legitimate meltdown when Salad's lineage was revealed
There has been a
>Antman movie
>aquaman movie
>black panther
And now a freaking Shazam movvie what a time to be alive
Jesus, Sakura gifting that cord could have gone horribly wrong. Basically gifting Orochimaru Uchiha DNA to clone and harvest Sarada clones.
Sakura's pussy is powerful enough to crush a fetus on its way out every time, making natural childbirth nigh impossible. Oh, but life finds a way...
Orochimaru and Aizen live to tell tales of their assholery forever more.
>oruchi ascends to literal godhood
Inojin should have been the MC
If she had used her full power, she could've milked quintuplets out of Sasuke.
They were a rollercoaster honestly some of the best Boruto content Kishi wrote because of the absurdity
I asked for suggestions for so long, but no one suggested any crazy bullshit stupid stuff.
>Okay, my eyes have recharged, let's go
You could say that.
Some of the best days of my life.
The former, it's some weird Japanese tradition.
A reminder that in the manga it turns out Kirishima actually has one of the cooler powers and is going to bang the pink chick.
With her level of chakra control she can make it as tight as it was her first time.
>I've heard the original team was gonna be Naruto, Hinata and Kakashi
Would have preferred that so much more.
You mean when the manga came out? It was hilarious.
She doesn't really develop much at all, and she's not even entertaining in her single-mindedness. She actually gets worse over time. It's like watching a girl you had a crush on in highschool devolve into trailer trash.
>Naruto, Hinata and Kakashi
But, um, isn't Kakshi too old?
How is Bort better without Bort in it
I want a new Phantom, with Billy Zane back in the role.
Yeah, he pretty much just wants to find other top class mercenary ninja and form his own version of the group, with himself as the leader of course.
This is probably the best reason.
That thing's probably got Uchiha stem cells in it.
Well she's the strongest woman in the verse, for whatever that's worth.
I guess yes
It can't be anything but Blue.
new
Remember, this Karin reveal came first before the last fakeout.
It was hilarious trainwreck.
user, no disrespect, but none of that is true to that extent. It was supposed to be just Naruto and Kakashi, but the editor suggest more characters, which ended up being Sasuke and Sakura.
Is tonight's MHA the sauna episode?
I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for
>your eyesight is fucked up despite the fact that Sakura and Sasuke's are perfect
It's not specifically about the glasses, just the most convenient way to put it.
Orochimaru is legitimately my favorite character across the entire series
The sheer nonchalant attitude he has most of the time is fucking hilarious
Aw, I have those all over my house. A little A1 and some steak spices and it's amazing.
I think as basically what he was now for naruto.
I think there was a third member in Sasuke's place but I don't remember who it was
Mostly her feelings for Sasuke are kinda insane. She's never able to explain why she likes him unlike pretty much everyone else
>Hinata found strength in Naruto not giving up
>Temari and Shikamaru have chemistry
>Naruto and Sasuke share childhood pain
Sasuke directly asked her why she'd have feelings for a terrorist who just happened to be in her class as a kid and she has no explanation.
Whats the lore for BB? Was it just some old gods shenanigans?
That's literally his goal though, just gather strong assholes and cause chaos so only the strong survive.
The one is from his ghost dad, the other is from his brother.
The first one is also technically from his brother, but his ghost dad made it purple.
>Why not Karin instead, plus biting her during sex recovers your vitality.
That's thinking with the idea that i'd have to stick to Sakura. To be honest a number of the Naruto girls would probably be good lays but only a handful would be actually worth a damn as people.
HERO TIME
Part 1 Sakura was annoying, but the fact she kept getting BTFO and actually developed made her writing tolerable.
Shippuuden Sakura was a obnoxious feminist and was constantly shoe-horned into fighting scenes despite not earning the merits like Naruto and Sasuke did.
Adult Sakura is unironically the best version of her. She finally realized she's much more useful as a mother and a doctor and has no purpose on the battlefield.
Wait, how did Sasuke's visual prowess "return"?
I thought once you go half-blind/full blind from using your special eyes, that's it for you.
Orange offspring.
This. She gets lots of screen time but nothing is ever done with it. Side characters like Rock Lee, Neji, and even Hinata have more impact despite not being one of the main three. She's also the source of all the show's dumbest conflicts.
Anyone got screencaps?
I'm back for the good show, and then stay for the other shit show that I force myself to stay for
Because this Sarada arc was actually written by Kishimoto.
This was before it was a ninja team series.
It was Naruto as an actual fox spirit, Hinata as a shrine maiden, and Kakashi as their mentor.
What the fuck does Iris Heart have to do with Sarada?
You are thinking small, I was there when the chapters were released. That shit was like a nuclear fallout. Funny as fuck until the poison started killing you.
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user...
Wow what a shitty cut of the opening
Last week
You missed it.
Same dub voice.
That was last week.
That's fair. I've only read that once.
Though is it, at the very least true that Hinata was intent to be the heroine?
The best part about Boruto was the Sarada arc and Mitsuki's flashback which are both ironically the only two parts written by Kishimoto.
This is literally torture and I love it.
She was intended to be a love interest, (I think) she was originally written as a mere civilian, though.
There's art of Hinata that predates Sasuke, Sakura, and the actual production of the manga.
Oh. She's also the voice of Asuna, Kneesocks, Uiharu, and Sailor Venus.
...Does Momo poop?
Blue