I don't get how this is 'satire'. This is 100% true

I don't get how this is 'satire'. This is 100% true

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Damn from the thumbnail I thought this was one of those sex slave trade things.

When is Kelly going to retire? I can't believe he is still churning this shit out.

Why would a male adult participate in something like this? Why won't he grow up? Why doesn't he listen to Bill Maher like the rest of us intelligent successful Wall Street suburbanite lawn mower tax payers with families we ignore? What a retard.

>male cosplaying
I seriously hope you guys dont do this

>Low IQ kids

Its a title, there have been many Kellys through the centuries this is but the work of Kelly 456. There is tell of a prophecy that Kelly 500 will be born again jesus

No one listens to Bill Maher, at least Fox makes hate watching entertaining.

>2017
It’s funny because The Mouse had already decreed that Slave Leia was too sexist for their sensibilities and had her locked away by this point. The scenario in this comic would never happen because Disney’s army of bootlicking fanboys would stop any women trying to cosplay as Slave Leia from entering such a contest.

Some Idiot is my favorite Kelly character

>Brainless Audience

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How's that persecution complex treating you lately?

And 499 will be Sicko Kelly

Specifically petty Kelly is best Kelly.

Reminds me about 10 or so years ago, my friends and I did a well written and long practiced cosplay sketch that got a round of applause that got second place because some random dude dressed as Kakashi from Naruto and started stripping.
Fangirls screamed their heads off and the celebrity judges handed him the prize.

I fucking love this dude's comics especially when it's just dumb petty shit.

The joke is that the "sophisticated cosplayer" is Kelly himself and he's just making a comic about a petty non-issue because he's salty about something in his personal life, in this case losing a crappy cosplay competition. He does a lot of strips this way, just take something small and make a comic about it because it happened to him in his real life (as much as a fictional character can have a real life, anyway).

We all have a Kelly comic that we unironically completely agree with

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They did ban slave Leia though.

The best ones are the ones shitting on all the basedboys getting tattoos, IMO

>eye extends over and under the little boy's mask
This bothers me.

>Some Idiot

MY SIDES

Anyone have the exploitable? I need it for reasons.

Ya know, Carrie wasn't too fond of the get-up.

Isn't the Slave Leia suit banned or something?

The point is not wether it's true or not.
The point is that it's a stupid and pointless thing to dedicate a political cartoon to.

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>Sicko Kelly
Hahaha, yes... YES

Every con I've been to segregates the cosplay categories.

>Crying Lady Liberty
I fucking love Kelly.

I can't stop keking

>Rapper
>Not Rap-Band

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Kelly low-key doxxed his own neighbor

Nice.

I want a "Some Idiot" shirt.

>Same date night when he lords his DVD collection over the brainless teenagers downloading movies
The continuity is shocking.

Rigjt after the 'Sicko' shirt

But Billy Joel IS a talented singer/songwriter.

>Specifically petty Kelly
>Stan Lee in hell because he wouldn't hire Kelly
It shouldn't be overused but you're correct

Don't forget
>Sophisticated Adult
and my favorite
>Patriotic Eater

Kelly would be swimming in dough if he opened an apparel store.

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>Guy has a workshop and builds suits with lights
>Loses to a girl wearing a bought Link cosplay
>Loses to a Poison Ivy wearing barely anything more than body paint
>The judges are straight out of a /pol/ sterotype dictionary
>Two soibois, one feminist academic, and an e-celeb cosplay instathot
>Whenever the later isn't a guest judge, she comes over to our small-ass third world country's one cosplay con and crushes it
>Kelly points out shit
>It's an injustice!
>"Hurr manchild. Grow up, Calimero."

>not knowing the secret
Just crossplay, Astolfo is an instawin, easily dismantling the competition

I don't cosplay. I don't have a dog in this fight. I just hate all the bullshit going on.

The pettier the topic the better the comic.

But then who would play all the "male" characters.

No one would buy Kelly.
It'd be like that date auction scene in the Simpsons when Moe walks on to and across the stage, none of the women in the audience make any sogn of interest, so he walks into the reject area along with guys like Comic Book Guy.

I'd buy the shit out of "No-talent punk with an axe to grind" and "Asleep-at-the-wheel manager" (with bonus nametag)

why does Kelly hate Stan Lee/Marvel so much?

The real question: would /cgl/ agree?

My bet's on yes

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>sophisticated
>in a store bought costume
Fart

>cosplay contest turns into endless stream of girls dressed as kakashi, naruto and saske making out on stage

Most of Kelly's strips are true.

I challenge someone to post a single UNtrue Kelly.