Here’s your fat best friend, Yea Forums.
Here’s your fat best friend, Yea Forums
Jayden Reyes
Brandon Anderson
>fat
where do you think you are?
Anthony Bailey
God tier fat best friends for kids
>Rowley (Wimpy Kid)
>PJ (Goof Troop)
>Lotta (Harvey Street Kids)
>Russell (Pixar’s UP)
>Gunther (Kick Buttowski)
God tier fat best friends for pre/teens
>Grenda (Gravity Falls)
>PJ (A Goofy Movie)
>Ferguson (Star VS)
God tier fat best friends for older teens / college grads
>PJ (Extremely Goofy Movie)
>Ganke Lee
>Ned Leeds (MCU edition)
Shit tier fat best friend for anyone
>Steven Quartz
Xavier Williams
Idk, I’d probably get snacks with him, guy to heal me, fuse with and fight aliens, someone to manipulate, hot aunts to look at, seems decent
Thomas Campbell
He’s also a crybaby, his tears can fulfill a third world country with endless amounts of water
Gavin White
I didn't even realize he was fat, they didn't write him like a fat kid.
Liam Barnes
He looks like a fat kid who’d lose all that weight in his teens
Henry Adams
Yeah, but that helps if I die,
Jeremiah Baker
That's because Steven is my gay boyfriend.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Isaac Turner
one Gunther to go please
William Hall
he's stocked, not fat
Jack Walker
His tears revive the dead. Get creative and bottle that shit.
Nathaniel Rogers
>stevenfags
Mason Allen
Steven is the easiest to get naked tho
John Reyes
Ryder Barnes
Signs you can tell that chubbyshotafags have shit taste
>into Steven Quartz
>into Gideon Gleeful
Zachary Jackson
He became pretty prudish about that later on. Early season 1 Steven was more degenerate.
Michael Garcia
Gideon is obvious but Steven is top tier. Steven is a cute hamster.
Mason Reyes
Owen Hughes
I never thought T.J. was fat
Hudson Bennett
Is it because of the Frybo episode?
Kevin Peterson
sans
Isaac Myers
Jonathan Mitchell
Shut the fuck up.
Blake Jones
I believe Randall actually calls him fat, in one episode.
Carson Parker
Jaxon Parker
TJ after not surviving
Lucas Nguyen
If TJ is considered fat then what the hell is Mikey. TJ was just a normal sized kid.
Landon Ward
No because he's actually a good person.
Mine's a cunt.
Brandon Thompson
Is it due to fat person mentality or general cuntiness?
Brody Harris
I am the fat best friend
Sometimes I wonder if my gf is a chubby chaser
Hudson Sullivan
She is
Mason Perry
So is he more of a Gideon or more a Buford?
Tyler Taylor
Bobby Hill is a low tier fat best friend.
Isaac Sanchez
Fat shota thread?
Caleb James
>No Soos, Amethyst or Hollyhock.
You had one job, user.
Christopher Torres
He's not fat he's just late 90's
Justin Miller
Need a mid 20s tier to this: Grizz, Clawhauser, Muscleman, Brandon, Coop.
Lincoln Baker
Muscleman and Brandon who?Hollyhock who?
Jason Butler
I thought Hollyhock just started college. She's 18 or 19. Brandon from OKKO was set to be post college age I thought.
Dylan Diaz
My fat friend from elementary school looked EXACTLY like Chowder. Everyone made fun of him for it when the movie came out, which is fine by me because he was the living embodiment of that annoying childhood friend meme. He also convinced me to touch penises with him but that's another story.
Tyler Davis
God tier fat best friends for college grads / adults
>Grizz
>Clawhauser
>Muscleman
>Coop
>Brandon
>Soos
>Amethyst
>Hollyhock
>Thompson
Asher Torres
>He also convinced me to touch penises with him but that's another story.
We all know you just wanted to talk about that, you imbecile.
Share it, fag.
Jose Bennett
Is Clawhauser in his 20s? His playlist has millenial classic slut songs. He a 30s thot.
Eli Perry
>We all know you just wanted to talk about that, you imbecile.
Fair enough, I didn't do a very good job of hiding it.
In 4th grade, Chowder was technically my friend, but he was that annoying friend that no one really likes. I'm pretty sure he had Fetal Alchohol Syndrome or something; he had that retard sort of face. One day he tells me he wants me to do something for him. I was pretty gullible, and I think he convinced me that it was super important to him. Being a passive bitch, I eventually said fine. We met in the bathrooms at recess to do the deed and locked the stall door. Right when we touched tips I knew I didn't want to do this, and I ran out without another word. I stayed friends with him for two more years until I moved, but we never really talked about what happened after that. To this day I kind of wonder if he was exploring his sexuality, or if he was molested and that was his way of coping or something.
Colton Hernandez
Sorry that happened to you. You're probably right that he probably had something in his life that fucked up his boundaries.
Ethan Allen
It's because Mikey was fatter.
Sebastian Bailey
No she just settled.
Leo Watson
He's not that fat just kind of chubby
Angel Garcia
I should put both Chowders in that list. Furry Chowder and MH chowder
Isaiah Sullivan
What?
Connor Moore
Still a fat best friend.
Dominic Allen
>MCU Ganke Lee
I’d look for porn with him
Blake Cook
A chubby chaser of patrician taste is always welcome.
Dominic Miller
UPDATED LIST
Grayson Barnes
UPDATED LIST
Xavier Ross
>Cartman
>shit tier fat best friend
Jose King
That’s baby fat.
Angel Nelson
Steven doesn't deserve this slander, especially comparing him to a psychopath like Cartman. Steven's worst characteristic as a friend is being to nosey, but it comes from him actually caring about people. He's effeminate, but I wouldn't call him a pussy because he'd honestly jump on a grenade for just about anyone. Steven is ride or die, he'll complain in the back seat, but he'll still be along for the ride.
Christopher Kelly
>PJ on the chart 3 times
Jose Lopez
PJ is the ultimate fat best friend
Gabriel Taylor
number 2?
Jordan Clark
This.
Hunter Scott
I knew I forgot someone
Cameron King
Not sure if Greg from OTGW could be considered Fat Best Friend status. He's the protagonist's brother, but effectively fulfills the "sidekick" role like most of the characters on the chart.
I also think Baymax should go on the chart.
Christopher Watson
Was also thinking that Valentino and Wade from Kim Possible but both don’t fit the trope
Jaxon Rogers
>also into Eric Cartman
FTFY
Robert Howard
Amethyst is also a good fat best friend for fucking
Austin Morgan
So’s Ned.
>tfw you’ll never secret handshake with Ned after fucking him
Aiden Evans
>tfw no fat best friend like Coop
Julian Lewis
Tender
Angel Barnes
Go to some anime cons. Just don’t expect them to be gay though.
>be weeb
>be gay chubby chaser
>frequently go to anime cons
>see lots of cute chubby guys
>99.999999% of them are straight
Torture at its finest.
Jackson Sanders
True
Colton Jenkins
David Russell
If you dont look like a kid he's pretty cool. Kinda clingy due to the anti rape and pillage drugs.
Andrew Ortiz
Shit here he is
Tyler Campbell
Eww
Logan Roberts
How old is Coop supposed to be?
Caleb Hall
In his 20:s
Daniel Bennett
Shit fat best friends for anyone
Ayden Williams
>Steven cares so it's okay if he invades personal boundaries and mucks up someone's life since he's 'helping'
Steven's meh tier or under, I wouldn't call him good. Even by kid standards he has an outdated gaming system and doesn't go to school, he's pretty much culturally alien to his own peer group and nothing in SU ever really addresses it. Hell, the kid around his age that wasn't Connie ended up being a bigger background character than the laundry list of fucking teenagers.
Daniel Harris
Is it Brian Bendis?
Cooper Lewis
No, that’s the actor that plays Ned Leeds in Homecoming, who made all the gay chubby chasers’ dicks go full on diamonds.
Ryder Gomez
Outdated as in a system with phenomenal games like Dreamcast or outdated like Atari 2600?
Asher Reed
>no Foggy Nelson for college kids
Shit list
Camden Ramirez
The Netflix version’s better
Blake Moore
>also into Ronaldo
Again, FTFY
Ethan Gutierrez
It’s worse at bear conventions like TBRU
>tons of bears that are old twigs
>tons of muscular bears
>tons of cheating bears that are obviously married to women
>tons of chubs that are fugly (imagine all the weebs at anime cons that have looks that match the con-funk)
>tons of chubs that are only into twinks
Hunter Rodriguez
>you stop being fat if you can find a fatter fried
Where do I get a fatter friend?
Brayden Smith
As a blackie who should i cosplay as to get the puss? I was thinking niggaroth as a joke or pucci if i wanted to JUST my hair.
Brandon Martinez
get on my level pleb
Kevin Jackson
Didn’t all of them do it by the end of that episode?
Blake Gonzalez
Oh god.
Logan Lee
That sounds endearing and hot at the same time
Brayden Walker
I’ll add her to the list.
Cooper Sanders
Maybe Hampton from Tiny Toons? He looked like a good friend to have around.
Dominic Cook
>Best Friend
Why not BoyFriend, though?
Aiden Hall
I would but
>Going to a con alone
It's just too sad
Christopher Martin
Oh god oh fuck.
It's even worse in a country like Mexico to find something like that, isn't it?
Tyler Ward
I’m surprised there’s some of those in Mexico
Andrew Howard
Because most fat best friends aren’t gay.