How do you defeat Hank Hill?

Always bet on Blart.

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Ha ha!
I get it!
The image said meme!
VERY funny user, I'll reblog this to all of my twitter followers!
Lol, based memes!

Accuse him of being racist.
You fool that will only make him angrier!

What made you this autistic?

Thanks man!
I'm glad you love a good Paul Blart meme!

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Sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation

DUSTY

Ban propane and propane accessories

Nah user, it's the vaccination shot you got.

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Why not diesel?

That's a victory for him.

Ease his guard down by asking him about how he takes care of his lawn. And then get into an ass kicking match with a 50% chance I'll win.

Those don't cause autism, just genetic cuckoldry.

Is Hank the strongest character in the Fox Animation Domination universe?

you cant

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Put that psycho Christian bitch that killed her cat in Destructive Force and you're golden.

THEY WANT SOMETHING COLD AND WET

i thnk ted is a little higher than a nuisance but i guess hank never personally viewed him as an enemy

BASED AND BLART PILLED

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Bobby already beat him by kicking him in the balls

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>pimp a formidable foe
Nah son

Shoot his dog, he'll crumble instantly.

BUTANE

Fuck this kid. The progeny of millennial parents.

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Who's second to last in Formidable Foe?

>millenial parents
If this kid's 10yo in 2006 that means he was born in '96. Meaning his parents were born in the early 70s at the latest and more likely the late 60s.

Not if you buy from Mega Lo

Butane and butane paraphernalia.

Stesl all the propane & propane accessories.

King of the Hill aired in 1997, so yes for confirming what I said was true. Even if the episodes aired in 2006. Bobby is not over 20 by that episode.

Where's the guy who abandoned the dam control post?

A stake made of charcoal through the heart.

It's a hard call since many episodes bend over backwards to show Hank in the right, even in situations where he's being completely unreasonable. There are lots of times Where Hank is essentially being a stubborn tool about something inconsequential, but whatever it is is made terrible because everyone around him decides to be a jackass

that kid is literally a millennial

>It's a hard call since many episodes bend over backwards to show Hank in the right, even in situations where he's being completely unreasonable.

>that episode where he hates that his x-ray is part of an art exhibit so he gets the artist arrested for "defaming beef"

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I forget, does anything at the exhibit indicate that it's his x-ray? If anyone other than him or his doctor saw it, would they be able to tell "this is Hank Hill's colon?"

>realize i've been paying sticker price for every car i've bought

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the foot fetish guy i think

Purchase charcoal.

i thought it was the guy that kept telling Hank that he needs the use the latest technology to check on the cat he was baby sitting

That's it. For some reason, I thought it was the pick-up truck heaven guy, but he never wore a coat like that. Also he wasn't really an antagonist, since he helped Hank in the end.

I think it confused me 'cause I imagine the foot fetish guy the way he looks later in the episode, wearing a black shirt.

Nah, that guy looks like this.

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Probably off combing his mustache.

I think the real question we should be asking is who would win between "That's My Purse" Bobby vs "Turn The Other Cheek" Orel

By using my 10%

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Using a clean burning fuel is a win for everyone. Taste the meat, not the heat.