Could Amelia Bedelia work as new cartoon show?

Ok, this is epic

Genuinely curious: how do you know about this?
It would either be hailed as a huge development with regards to autism representation or decried as a mockery of the condition being used as entertainment. In other words, it would be a risky PR stunt.

I remembered seeing Amelia Bedelia stories in that format as a kid; I had an older school that still used older things because of budget issues. Looked Amelia Bedelia film strips online and there it was.

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Underrated post

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This one new?

Amelia Bedelia threads sure are fun, uh?
Happy Birthday faggot too btw

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they sure are
imgur.com/a/NH277

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I want her to tuck me into bed every night.

Does that involve her dressing as a Robin Hood character every time you want to go to bed?

We often joke about having a misunderstanding with Amelia that leads to negative things happening. Can anyone think of a request for her that might lead to a 'things went better than expected!' sort of result?

Maybe if a pirate walks by yelling: "Shiver me timbers!", and she stands in the yard shaking large pieces of wood about?

>cali"""art"""

we wish for EUROPEAN adaptation

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You know you're going to summon the Shake Poster with this.

I thought he only dwelled in Korra threads

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I ask her if she 'maid' the bed, and she gets in bed with me. It's a good start.

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actually

4u

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In a previous thread, someone made an explotable in case anyone wanted to try their hand at making a book cover.
Please go and do evil deeds with this.

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Its rancid! Get it away!

Gotta post HB which was another good lad to draw some stuff for us and the threads

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Why is she a mummy in an apron

Who knows, he might even be here already, waiting for inspiration... wooOOOoooo...

I'd make her a mommy in an apron!
But seriously, it's just the art style. Crosshatching and stuff.

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God, I just want to see her take everything I say literally. I don't care if its sexual or not, I'd just ask her to do stuff so I can see that expression of her's when she actually does it. Won't even try to correct her.

We used to make /aco/ threads about her too

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>She dresses you in an apron then sends you back in time to impregnate her grandmother

Honestly, I can't really complain about that one. Thank you, grand-daughteru.

She'd make a run to the lumberyard and start building one in the backyard.

its you
happy birthday faggot

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Amelia please marry me

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"Marry you...to whom?"

Just ask her to do something incredibly risky like delivering a shipment of warheads through rush hour traffic.
As long as it's more funny & interesting for her to do things right, it'll go without a hitch.

>amelia bedelia threads are some of the most fun this board has had in quite a while

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I think too many people assume that Amelia has magical powers. She's just an incredibly literal girl. That's all. No magic, no occult powers, no super-science. Just misunderstanding and enthusiasm. Personally, I think it's funnier that way.

To Amelia Bedelia.

I always assumed that Amelia isn't magic, but operates on toon logic. ie. If it's funny she's capable of doing it. Or rather her abilities are limited only to what she believes she can do, which for someone as naive as her is a lot.

Exactly; a few of the things she does might require near-superhuman dexterity but she's not a reality warping genie.

>Taking this all very literally

user was sitting at the kitchen table in the residence of one Mr & Mrs Rogers. He was on a date with Amelia Bedelia,a maid who was employed by them.
They had met on Tinder. Her profile picture was a poorly lit picture of some wood. user had sent her a message on a whim. Surprisingly, he received a reply, where phrases like "come over to my house" and "Im thirsty" were exchanged. Encouraged by his desperation from still being a virgin, he left as fast as he could to meet this woman.
The date was not going as user had expected.
"Thanks for the help, user. It would have been awfully hard to get on the roof myself."
"N-no problem,Amelia. Why did you need to throw the phone down the chimney,again?"
"My master was very specific in his instructions. My to-do list says to drop tinder into the fireplace."
Amelia had taken a cheesecake from the counter and put it in the refrigerator to cool further.
user was confused, but chalked it up to his general inexperience with women.
"How about we grab a drink?"
Amelia picked up a soda from the refrigerator and sat back down.
"Good idea, user. My hands are a bit sore from climbing onto the roof," said Amelia as she iced her hands with the drink.
"Huh," thought user. The subtle approach was not working. user resolved himself and thought, "Enough dancing around the issue."
"How about we take this to the next level?"
Amelia smiled, "I thought you'd never ask."
She led user up the stairs and into one of the house's bedrooms.
"I almost forgot to show you the second floor of the house.Thanks for reminding me user," said Amelia with a bow.
"Well, she isn't mad" thought user. "Maybe the direct approach is working?"
user went for it again."Do you...want to get busy?"
Amelia replied with a quizzical expression. "Hmm, I seem to have finished all my chores, thanks to your help. I'm not busy at all."
"Damn, maybe she's playing hard to get?", mused user. "I'm going for it."

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"Amelia, how about we get laid together?"
Amelia pushed user back onto the bed.
"Oh my god it's happening!", thought user.
Amelia then plopped herself next to user on the bed and stretched.
"You're right, user. A nap sure does feel good after working so hard today."
"Wat," murmured user. "Maybe she wants me to make the first move?" Being a kissless virgin, user decided to at least fix half of the problem.
"How about a kiss on the lips, Amelia?"
"Of course, you deserve it!" said Amelia.
user closed his eyes. His heart raced. He felt something plump and sweet against his lips.
"Here you are!" said Amelia as she put a Hershey's Kiss chocolate against user's mouth.
user, frustrated at being led on and assured that this girl was tormenting him, decided to leave.
"Fuckin' normies. Just when I thought I was going to stop being a wizard..." shouted user as he raced downstairs.
"Maybe I was too hard on her." said user too himself. "I shouldn't assume every girl wants to fuck me on the first date."
Just as user was about to leave, he remembered the cake in the refrigerator.
"I am sort of hungry after all that work. Might as well get something out of this date."
user took the cake out of the refrigerator and put a spoonful into his mouth.
"Holy shit. This is the best goddamn cake I've ever had." said user aloud. The cake was so good user forgot about his rage from earlier.
Amelia walked down the stairs.
"Oh, user. Why didn't you say you wanted cheesecake?" said Amelia coyly, as she slipped off her uniform.

What would Amelia do if you RAPED her

Be traumatized for life, you psychopath.

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What would she do if I confessed my feelings for her, but kissed her before she had the chance to misinterpret my words?

That probably depends on how she feels about you. Amelia is a very kind and accepting woman, and if she couldn't find a way to misinterpret your words, but wasn't interested, she'd probably try to let you down gently and maybe bake you a pie. If she was into you, she'd probably get flustered and utter a lot 'Goodness gracious!'s. If you were an irredeemable piece of shit to her, she'd likely smash that pie into your face.

>If you were an irredeemable piece of shit to her, she'd likely smash that pie into your face.
I'd never mistreat an angel like Amelia.

is there a list of phrases and innuendos for her to take too literally? might help fuel new art if theres some good ones that havent been done yet

Like what if she was Hitler's maid and he told her to gas the jews, but she went around farting in the jews' faces? Haha, like how ridiculous would that be?

could probably tell her to go fuck herself and she would go voluntarily sign some kinda scam contract

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This shit makes me want to see an Amelia Bedelia Visual Novel. You'd have to be playing 4d chess to pick the right options.

>"Spread your legs" she would just slather butter on her legs.

>Alternatively "Spread your cheeks" she could slap both hands on her face and push outwards.

>If you were sitting down and you told her "jerk me off" she'd just roughly pull you off the chair.

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You'd have to make it so people could enter what they wanted to enter because they're probably going to think of an option you didn't, and be pissed off about it. At that point it would probably make a better quest thread.

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I'm lazy, but seriously someone make this.

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(Incoming drawn picture of a bathtub)

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That's more quaint wholesomeness than I can take right now.
I just closed a dozen /d/ tabs.

Frenchies are only capable of animeshit wannabes

You'd have to make rules though. Otherwise the first reply is going to be a long completely logical and measured request that can't be interpreted any other way, and that's not fun.

Apologize!

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>limit 1 request per post
>plenty of room for people not on the same page to interject on someone else's master plan
>plenty of room for Amelia's hijinks.
>still enough freedom for people to eventually get their shit together and bed bedelia

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>"Lick my pussy?" while holding her cat up to you
>You ask to try Doggy style, she gets a dog in a karate gi
>You ask for her to get on top for Cowgirl she gets a lasso and ten gallon hat

these are pretty hard

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Hey baby, you're one hot chick. How's about you go on a date with a stud like me? You can put on a nice number like a cocktail dress and I can wear my smoking jacket. We'll hit the road in my hotrod down to the night club. I'll buy you anything you want because I'm filthy rich and my money's burning a hole in my pocket. You can have Screwdrivers, Rusty Nails, Bloody Marys, Shirley Temples, you name it! Once were both loaded we can dance up a storm out on floor until we're both pooped. Then I can take you back to my bachelor pad for a night cap. And maybe if we really hit it off there might be electricity between us. Lemme tell ya I really know how to do the horizontal mambo! I can rock your world! So how about it, wanna be my main squeeze?

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"Hand job" would be her giving you a manicure

"Deep throat" would be either her be getting her to sing bass or she start a vocal commentary about Mark Felt

"Orgy" would have her gathering everyone for a ceremony held in honor of Jupiter with everyone in song and dance followed by a feast, it -might- actually lead to group sex but that's assuming she knew about the revisions that came later.

I'm ok with seeing 15/16 of these mistakes. Which one would I not want to see user?

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I'm sorry the french are such weebs.

Pooped

circle gets the square baby. I've seen someone take a shit on a dance floor I don't need to see it again.

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I must be ancient because I'm certain this is how I first saw the character. My school library and early primary years had a lot of this stuff. King Bidgood's in the Bathtub had like an entire fucking performance attached to it that was pretty cool to a five year old, which I don't seem to be able to find online

I don't get this one

I miss when screencaps were just the posts and didn't include reaction faces and other shit running the joke into the ground

amelia bedelia is.

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>picture of a camera in her bedroom
I'm trying to figure out how that happened

maybe "take a picture with the camera?"

"This camera has great photo quality!"

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I'm so conflicted about all this...

Amelia obviously learned the dark arts from the greatest sorceress of our age, Miss Frizzle.

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Sketchy Ass

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She ain't magical. Just dangerously competent and very literal.

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>Amelia, let's mate.

??

Just ultra instinct.

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>Used to play in a band as a kid
>Remember that I put my old instrument in the attic
>Amelia!
>Yes sir?
>Could you get something from the attic?
>What is it that you need sir?
>A rusty trombone, I wanna remember my childhood.
>Later on she buried her face into my ass and rimmed me while she jerked me off. After she finished she said I must've a pretty wild childhood.
I just wanted to remember playing music with the boys...

This very book has an instance of her refusing a (perceived) order she disagrees with. It's not like she's a genie where she has to obey any order.

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That doesn't work for the character for the same reason the Master Shake story didn't; it requires she think of things in ways that aren't the literal meanings of those phrases

However, she DOES have to obey the rule of funny. All you have to do is make sure the desired sexual outcome would be a funny over-literal interpretation of what you say and she's compelled to do.

>in eldritch horror
jej

>Amelia, I can't open this pickle jar can you take the top off
>Ok, user I'll take my top off
>That's not what I meant. Oh, fuck me
>I'll take the rest of my clothes off for you, user

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>Oh, fuck me
Thats literally all anyone here needs to say to get her to do it.

I think that might imply that you're getting a pegging, though.

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>implying you wouldn't want to get taken up the ass by Amelia.
A compromise but one i'm willing to make.

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Amelia! Dont let the thread go to archival
Seriously though dont let the thread die guys, Im leaving

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Amelia Bedelia books originally date back to the 1960s, she's actually pretty old character.

Good night user and keep on shining you crazy diamond

Look at that motherfucker's design
so fucking perfect
He could be black, he could be gay, he could be fat, i wouldn't care at all, because the line, the angles, the dynamic is good
it's a picture but it's still moving
this is how it's done

You get it. That's why dry logical descriptions of what you want her to do won't work. There have to be shenanigans, it was in the demonic contract she signed.

>implying she didn't slaughter humans and animals alike to fire their brains from tiny catapults.

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>"Amelia, I want to eat your fine pussy."
>Amelia is shocked
>Amelia is angry
>Amelia is defeated
>"Very well, sir."

If you married Amelia, would your kids also inherit the literal gene?

Here's my shitty idea for a Premise
>Amelia Bedelia is but one in a long line of Maids sent to care for the Vanderthorpe Estate, who's owner Augustus Vanderthorpe has a reputation of firing Maids for the smallest infractions and generally being a angry lonely individual.
>The company that she works for sends her despite knowing about her literal minded nature because Augustus has fired everyone else they've sent
>but surprisingly, when Amelia misinterprets one of his orders in her usual outlandish ways instead of flying into a rage and firing her he starts laughing because his mother was the exact same way.
>Now Amelia works at the Vanderthorpe Estate, not only tidying up the place but also drawing the Estate's Owner out of his proverbial shell
"Draw him out of his Shell? I'll get the Tongs!"
>AMELIA NO!

I was expecting some sort of Darkest Dungeon joke.

>FREEDOOOOOOM

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>she pulls out a tiny cat
Come on now, user. You should have expected this one.

That's exactly what I meant. That lie she bakes in the end; it's meat pie.

We'll have to test this with numerous and enthusiastic copulations.
Y'know... to increase the sample size. Genetics, right?

lel, virgin

>french
>the animeshit wannabes
it's the other way around sweetie

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i read these a lot as a kid. i have fond memories of a french maid.

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Inspire me to draw, Yea Forums.

I never knew I needed this.

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Amelia, defuse the situation!

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I know she's older but for kids of the 80s (and I barely count) we had a lot of books presented to us on automatic filmstrip projectors. Hell we had one really oldskool teacher who busted out an 8mm projector for some 50s-60s shit on teaching etiquette/manners

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Whatever you do, don't ever suggest to run a train on her.

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Gotta leave, dont let the thread die guys

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>Amelia, don't let this thread die.
>"I'm on it, user."
>*hooks a spool of thread onto a life support system*

>Don't let the thread dye guys
>She confiscates every piece of fabric that might come into contact with a male user and bleaches it

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>your

Welp, time's up. Maybe tomorrow, if the thread's still around.

>You have to literally state who it is in words.
>Making her mean spirited.
Reee.

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I’ve been saying Amelia Bedalia and I don’t know why and can’t stop.

wew
haven't been here in a while.

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ah shit, thats some good shit mate, thanks

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Oh dear god don't let this sweet thread die lord, I willl be with you in my dreams

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keep the thread alive guys because I gotta go

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YES

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Still here, and still regretting that joke.

bwahaha.

>urbandictionary
>look up random shit
>???
>profit
A rusty trombone. A Dean Venture. Lobsterhands. The possibilities are endless.

Amelia as a cute catgirl.

/ss/?

Just as long as you don't mix up the first two and get a rusty venture.

Man where does all this love from Amelia come from.

Well, the visual style has become pretty uncommon these days so there’s some strong appeal there. And the whole comedy of it has an corny, timeless feel that is general enough to appeal to a wide range of people. I’ll admit I had never heard of these books prior to Yea Forums rediscovering her.

Her naivete and innocence, added to her willingness to do anything to please, are certainly factors.

FML

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I'd put a bun in that oven, but it might give her a yeast infection.

I like this.

>Amelia Dreadelia

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thats fantastic

cough

"Silly user, I'm already married to the Lord."

shes married to me you swine, and I'll take on the armies of heaven and hell to make her happy

They never confirmed what a Rusty Venture is, did they?

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I had the original book as a kid and it's very charming. I'm glad she's still got appeal to younger generations. No Amelia, not that kind of "a peel"

>the visual style has become pretty uncommon these days
I was about to disagree with you but I realized that you're right. I remember some contemporary children's things in the 90s having a similar style, but now that I'm really thinking about it I can't think of anything in the 00s. Kinda nuts, that style was pretty damn prolific in the 20th Century, hell it kind of looks like Tintin.

I did a thing.

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That's a nice thing.

Not nearly THICC enough.
I've grown accustomed to the thicc.

Thang you.

That doesn't look that bad.

I like his stuff, but I'm trying to stick a little closer to the original. I think there's room enough for both thicc and sticc.

Thiccfags are the worst. Fucking every online artist panders to you and you still want more.

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Yeah, sorry, bitch. It is literally that "uhhhh thicker!" meme with me and this, but the thick stops at this Bitch.

Based.

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>Choose the form of the destructor...

>She has you impressed into the Timbucktoo navy as first and second mates

"Look at how good we are at mating!"

Man, Amelia Bedelia was such a good FoTM

>Amelia starts licking the calendar

>was

Yeah, was. Did user spelled that wrong, or what don't you get, spammy?

>past tense

more like fart tense

Cringe.

Nothing wrong with that

>french cartoons invented anime

No, sweatie

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Anime is a literal french loanword

Amelia Bedelia proclaims that she wants to fuck you do death.

What will you do?

>Insulting a drawfriend that gave you a completely reasonable response because the thing they drew on their own doesn't cater to you specifically
You're a cunt

>I've grown accustomed to the thicc

Translation: you are a chubby chaser. Even the one you posted would be considered unhealthy in real life, unless it is a much older woman. And anything fatter than that would have been a freakshow exhibit a century ago (and yet still "acceptable weight" by todays standards).

That user didn't claim that the French invented anime though. French animation was heavily influential on early Japanese animation, right alongside Disney works.

i might as well go with a bang am i right everybody

I ask her where the she even heard about that, and tell her that we should make love instead. She misinterprets this not as sex, but as building up a relationship and forming a strong romantic bond over time, which also involves sex.

Amelia Bedelia proclaims she wants to fuck your brains out.

What will you do?

People who write for Dorkly and sites like it are intensely mediocre.

I stand by my statement here , in fact telling her to make love with you seems like one of the only failsafe sex options.

The entire designation of japanese animation as "animé" comes from france.

As for the actual visual style, that doesn't fucking matter, it's drawings on a paper shown in a sequence. French were influenced by japanese shows (anime was HUGE in france from at least the 80s, maybe earlier), and japanese were influenced by Disney back in the 50s/60s. It would be damn near impossible to trace back the exact origins by today, and it doesn't matter either because even US shows today are either anime, sitcoms, or calarts.

Anime exploded in France starting in the 70s, in fact it exploded across Romance-speaking Europe at that time. I know someone from Spain who grew up watching reruns of Lupin with their parents, Candy Candy was so fucking big in France that she's still a recognizable character to this day, and in Italy they still air anime and on public access channels to this day.

Ehh. I'm not insulted. The guy knows what he likes and is tossing out tough guy words to show us how resolute he is on his position. I've got no beef with that, and there's no need to challenge his tastes or make argument with him.

Can we get back to talking about Amelia Bedelia, please?

2cute

What are some wholly non-sexual or non-romantic phrases that could result in Amelia doing something sexual? Obviously anything like "polish my pipe", "smoke my pole", etc would result in her doing just that, surely there are some turns of phrase that could actually result in something. I think anything even remotely related to sexual innuendo would fail though, so what's a seemingly innocent phrase that could work? I'm stumped.

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I think this scenario might work
>Nice sunny day outside
>Decide you want to get in your car and drive around
>"Amelia, it's so nice outside, I want you to take me for a ride today."
>Amelia blushes, then grins
>"Whatever you say sir."

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I feel like this would be more likely to end in piggybacking.

Maybe, but it's really hard to think of anything that works barring just straight up saying something like "sexual intercourse", which isn't nearly as fun.

>Armies of heaven and hell
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT'S DONE

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Naturally, we just need to come up with more creative euphemisms.

"Amelia, I want you to play Doom with me"
>Cut to Amelia and user standing back to back on a rock, shooting into a horde of demons, surrounded by demon corpses, Amelia covered in blood, shouting "RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!" with a huge smile on her face.

Someone needs to make this.

iirc, "Go to Hell, Amelia Bedelia" was one of the better ideas for a story from an old thread.

I think Amelia would have to do a lot of bad things to end up in hell.

Like nigga, just go to mars. Like nigga, are you even trying?

Ha. I get it.
Brainstorm.

She'd probably just drive you around town.

Come Amelia, right now!

so anything for even the smallest of crumbs, right nu-Yea Forums?

Oii

>Amelia, I'm really feeling bad. Can you put on a show with a happy ending for me?

Given Amelia is literal minded, no innuendo or double-entendre is likely to work. In fact you'd probably have to be ultra-specific in your wording to get her to correctly perform any sex acts.

I wonder how someone with Amelia's personality would respond to something like "I want you to insert my penis into your vaginal canal for the purpose of engaging in sexual intercourse".

Oh, bloody finally!
I've been chasing poultry and wrestling naked cats for a week, wondering when you'll stop making me do senseless things just to keep me around and finally ask to have sexual intercourse!

It'd be pretty fucking funny if she got into the maid business expecting sex, but her literal mind kept it from happening because everyone kept using innuendos, and actually made her hyper frustrated.
Even if that wasn't the case, she's always portrayed as enjoying doing her job, no matter how ridiculous, so she'd probably be fine with it.

I'd imagine Amelia isn't a prude, she's just probably never been taught about (uh oh) the birds and the bees.

She probably learned about it all in sex ed and the like, but like pointed out she's likely never had it. I also like the idea of her becoming a maid for that reason, only to effectively cock block herself.

"I DON'T SEE WHY YOU NEED TO TELL ME."

>try to teach Amelia about the birds and the bees
>instead of having sex, she proceeds to learn genetic engineering and breed ungodly abomination sparrow-bee hybrids

Isn't Tintin gay?

>Amelia, I don't know how to tell you this but... I'm gay
>Oh yes, you're always very cheerful Mr. Tintin
>No, I mean... Me and Captain Haddock, we have... a thing
>You have a LOT of things you've collected from all your adventures!
>For God's sake Amelia, I like to bend over and take the captain's penis up my arsehole, all right?
>Oh. There's no need to be vulgar Mr. Tintin, you could have just told be you were a homosexual.

What? No, he fell in love with a woman once.

i don't get it

She'd rather work as a maid than work as a new cartoon show.

I really liked the Wallace Tripp design for Amelia. She looks a little homely but still cute. It's a shame he only did the art for two books.

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I kinda wish the newer books weren't of her as a child. I think it's funnier when an adult acts the way she does, because an adult should know better.

Who the fuck is Shakeposter and why does he do this

8/10

Panels 3-5 would work better without dialogue

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Shouldn't that read something like: "For her sake, persist in your tasks!"?
Can't have any vaguery around her.

But user, I don't have any rice wine?

1. Not the same word
2. Not an idiom
3. Different pronunciation

tintin's only love is adventure

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that is actually my fetish

Alph Art isn't really canon though...

>"But I'm already here!"

I actually fucking love Amelia Bedelia she is my waifu eternal, ever since I picked up her books as a kid.

There was a story in a much older thread where user asks Amelia to have sex with him, but when he does she doesn't move or react. He ends the story with, "what did I invite into my house?" So I wrote up a continuation to share, sorry if it gets cringey or awkward at parts I just wanted a proper ending.

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It has been a week since that incident with Amelia, and it still leaves you shaken. What is she? What is wrong with her? The way she was in bed was… disturbing to say the least. So quiet, emotionless, almost like a slab of maid-concrete. In the past week her behavior has only grown more and more strange, more and more concerning. All she does is sit in the corner of whatever room you are in, staring into the walls’ intersections, or intently into your own eyes; maybe your soul. When you become too worried about this and choose to move to another room, exactly five minutes later she’ll follow you into the room and sit in the corner. Even if there’s no chair free for her, she’ll gladly sit cross-legged in the corner, watching you intensely. You decided one day to ask her what was up.

“Amelia?”
“Yes, Master user?”
“Uh… Right- why do you always follow me so… creepily? Why do you always stare at me?”
“So I can be most ready to receive your orders Master user.”
What is wrong with this woman? You thought she was a little strange when you welcomed her into your home as your maid (without pay, oddly enough), always taking your orders so literally. But this? This is worse than that. It’s unnerving.
“Amelia, you don’t have to be so dedicated and… weird about it.”
“As you wish.”

That night, you had a most strange dream. You were walking down an infinite staircase, its carpet being a quilting of Amelia’s maid outfit and bonnet, and around you were countless Amelia faces, all staring quietly as you took step after step. Each step creaked slightly, groaning quietly under your weight. The creaking grew louder as you shot awake, cold sweat running down your body into your already soaked sheets, and your goosebumps stood at attention. You spin your head to your right to see Amelia rocking, and creaking, in a rather ramshackle rocking chair.
“A-Amelia! What are you doing? Where’d you get the chair?!”
“I made it.”
“Why?!”
“I needed a seat for the night while waiting for orders.”
“I WAS ASLEEP!”
“You talk quite a bit in your sleep Master user. Often you give orders of a certain magnitude darker than usual.”
“Leave me be.”
“Very well, Master user.”

This is not the cheery and verbally clumsy Amelia you welcomed into your home a few weeks ago. This is worse; this is some cold, emotionless husk, a woman hollowed out by some parasite. But what is it?

____________________________________________________________________________

The next day you have off from work, so you decide to just sit and watch TV, a lazy Saturday if you will. Sitting there watching cartoons, an odd idea strikes you. You watch as the orange, magic dog hides all his friends inside himself (as a house) to protect them from an old fashioned vampire, the one who has to be welcomed in. A dark thought crosses your mind for but an instant.
“Vampires aren’t real, you idiot,” you think. But then again…

“It wouldn’t hurt to try Amelia, I just wanted to try to make dinner tonight, that’s all.”
“Very well, Master user. It sme- er... looks lovely.”

It was a rather simple, and on second thought foolish, test you had devised. You made some simple dish, just some chicken and garnish, but overloaded it until it stank of garlic so much your apartment was like a medieval plague ward. You watched Amelia gulp, her eyes darting around. This was the first time she had exhibited any emotion since that night weeks ago. Since her entire time here she has only gotten worse and more strange, more paranormal. You have not once seen her bath or even undress slightly unless asked, your water bill says as much, yet she never smells. It’s the middle of summer in a dense downtown apartment block, but whichever room has Amelia in it has a cold, spine-tingling chill within. You watch intently as Amelia takes a small, pitiful bite. You notice her instantly gag and run off to the bathroom, followed by what you can only assume is a monumental amount of pain. Hours later, she comes out, bedraggled, face haggard.

“I know what you’re trying,” she says. Her eyes turn a sickly yellow, her pupils thin and black as needles. “It won’t work, she’s mine now.”

You are horrified by this sudden change, this evil within. This has to stop now, and you are going to end it.

You spend hours each day, even spending your meagre vacation time, tracking down Amelia’s last employer. It wasn’t easy, and consisted of a number of random posts on numerous online sites, including, oddly enough, a Mongolian basket weaving and maid hiring forum. After weeks more of work, sweat, and toil, all the while dealing with God knows what in your home, you found him, Amelia’s first employer. As you drive along the long, winding gravel road you pull up to a small cottage nestled in a lush valley, far from the city. You knock a few times on the door, it opening to reveal a short, older man. Rather rotund and cheeks rosy, his apparent jollity is only amplified by his ample facial hair, making him look like a Santa-in-training.

“Mr. Rogers, I assume.”
“The one and only. I assume you came here about Amelia.”
“That is correct, do you have any idea what’s happened with her?”
“I might. Please, come in.”

You sit yourself snugly in one of Mr. Rogers’ large, robust armchairs and soak in the alien warmth of the crackling fire. You look around his cozy den, small trophies and knickknacks adorn each shelf and wall, posters older than you’re grandparents fill the empty wall space, and a large brick chimney fills the rest.

“You see Mister user, I have as little a clue as to what happened to Amelia. I knew only how she ended up here, and how she ended up leaving my home. Here, take a look at this.” With that, he pulled a large, thick tome from the densely packed bookshelf in the den, and put it on the coffee table with a light ‘paff.’ The cover read, “On the History of Maids and Witchcraft: Second Edition, Volume Four” and it was clearly even older than Mr. Rodgers himself.

“This has to be some kind of joke,” you say. “She’s not a witch she’s… different from that. She’s just plain wrong.”
“And that’s where you’d be wrong. See, maids have long been a special caste in aristocratic society, oddly enough. They often came from the lower classes, the poor and downtrodden, before being elevated to a life of luxury via service as a maid. To women back then, being a maid was a great opportunity; free housing, food, clothes, and pay, what could be better? But alas, many took their maids as simple house slaves, despite their numerous skills and powers. Believe me, they’re more than meets the eye.”

You watch the fire dance in the brickwork as he continues.

“Yes, it’s no coincidence that maids were often blamed for acts of witchcraft in the olden days. They were the ones always caring for the household, so when suddenly the lord’s daughter is sick, who do you blame? Why, the maid!”
“I see, but what does this have to do with Amelia being possessed?”
“Well, many a maid was burnt at the stake for *not* being a witch.”
“Yes, and?”

“Many too were burned for being witches. Yes, the real deal.”
“So she’s not a vampire?”
“Heavens no! Those don’t exist you idiot!”
“I see, so she’s a witch?”
“Not quite. When witches of the maid-type were burnt they’d often curse the families under which they worked, haunting them along the generations. I did some digging after Amelia disappeared from my home, and it turns out her very own family was at Salem.”
“No.”
“Yes, and it just so happens they burnt their maid during the trials.”
“So she’s possessed by a centuries-dead maidwitch?!”
“Precisely.”
“Well, at least I know now what’s been going on, and I know what triggered it, but how do I stop it?”
“Well the same way you triggered it, at least close enough to that as possible.” You breathe a sigh of relief. “Then again you do have to do some preparation.”
“Of course I do.”
“This is serious stuff, Mister user. Now what I’m saying may *sound* like a joke, but I’m dead serious. You have to recruit a priest, an imam, and a rabbi to help exorcise the witch’s soul and banish it forever.”
“Okay, and the punchline is Amelia back to normal?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I guess I have an elaborate joke to set up.”

As you exit Mr. Rogers cottage, you look above at the dark, gray skies. A storm is brewing, and you know you have to beat it before it takes Amelia with it. You pull out your phone, God knows how you have service, and work on finding a synagogue, mosque, and church on the way back. Your first stop is the synagogue. As you step up its polished white steps and into its shimmering main hall, you feel the humid, warm wind rushing behind you. The rabbi, worshipping at the altar, turns around.

“Well, uh, helloh baseduh, can I help you?”
“Please sir, I desperately need your help. I have a… close friend who is possessed. She needs an exorcism.”
“Exorcism shmexorcism, I have not time for jokes, and if you insist on wasting my time, make it worth it.”
“I can promise you food, and that is it.”
“Fine-as long as it’s free.”
“Of course.”

With that, the rabbi joins your holy quest to save Amelia, hopping in the passenger seat as the clouds above grow darker.

Next is the mosque. You see its minarets ascending into the sky from far away, and swerve through the traffic to make it there faster, much to the rabbi’s chagrin. You hear the distant rumble of thunder as you sprint up the stairs and almost fall face first into the main prayer hall, the imam there alone bowed in adoration on his mat. He sits up, startled, and clearly annoyed he was interrupted.
“A man, here, at this hour? What is it that you need?”
“Help, my friend. I have to conduct an exorcism and you a rabbi and a priest are the only ones who can do it properly! Please, please help me” You are practically at his feet begging until he pulls you up by your collar, and smacks you hard across the face.
“Clearly it is someone deeply important to you. I will come, and that is all I shall say of it, Allah guide us.”
The sky is nearly black with cloud cover and static is in the air as you run back to your car, and the imam hops in the back seat. The rabbi and imam share a passing glance before you start the engine. Your apartment isn’t much further, but the church is right near it too. It’s gonna be a long drive.
“You, uh, like sports?”
“No,” they both reply.
“Books?”
“The Most Holy and Exalted Q’uran, of course!”
“The Most Holy and Exalted Torah, of course!” They stare at each other intensely until you reach the church, finally, its tall bell tower reaching to the crackling sky above. As you bust through the door, the downpour begins.

“My son! What is it that troubles you, need you rest!”
“I need you Father!”
“Oh, no, you are much too old…”
“Not like that! I need to conduct an exorcism, now!”
“O-Oh right, that’s right I do those… Then please, let us hurry!” The pair of you charge back through to the street, bombarded by rain and hail summoned only by dark magics churning the weather above you. As you drive faster and faster to your home you feel the metallic clang of hail denting your car as you slide into a parking space, your band of holy men running out with you.

As you run up the stairs you hear a louder and louder roaring tearing at the outsides of the apartment building, thunder and lightning illuminating the stairwell with a cacophony of noise and light. The windows shatter, and the robes of all the men behind you flutter as they cling to the railing, before reaching your own apartment. As you and the men burst in through the door, you see Amelia, floating in her maid get-up, debris and home detritus swirling about her.

“YOU HAVE TO CONTAIN HER POWER, JUST FOR A WHILE,” the priest yells over the deafening roar and crackle of raw maid magic.
“GO NOW, WE HAVE TO PREPARE,” the other two shout.
“AMELIA? ARE YOU IN THERE?”
“THERE IS NO AMELIA NOW, ‘MASTER’ user! MY POWER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED BY YOUR CARNAL SINS AFTER FOUR HUNDRED LONG YEARS, AND MY VENGEANCE ON THE BEDELIA FAMILY CAN FINALLY BEGIN!”
“NO, I WON’T, I CAN’T LET YOU!” With that you charge forward into the flurry of empty beer cans and home appliances whizzing about her, taking a toaster to to the head before you wrap your arms tightly around her. “I’M NOT LETTING HER GO!”
“FOOLISH LITTLE MAN, WHAT POWER DO YOU HAVE?”
“THEM!”

The character limit is 2000, stop doing twitter sized post you nigger.

With that, the congregation of three link arms and begin chanting in unison, all reading from their respective holy books.
“BY THE POWER OF CHRIST!”
“AND ALLAH!”
“AND YHWH!”
“WE COMPEL YOU TO BEGONE VILE SPIRIT! RELINQUISH THE INNOCENT MAID YOU HAVE ENTRAPPED WITH YOUR WICKEDNESS!” Amelia’s body began to convulse and seize as the chanting continued, yet you notice the storm of debris weakening. As lightning crackles and flashes in the room, the staccato silhouette of an old woman slips out of Amelia, weeping in pain, and Amelia’s body falls slack to the floor. You grasp her tightly in your arms and hold your head to hers.

“I was promised food but uh… we should be going,” the rabbi said. His two companions nodded in agreement, and they all slipped out the door of the devastated apartment.

“A-Amelia, are you okay? Please wake up,” you say over her limp body.
“M-M-Mister A-user? I-Is that you? What happened…”
“The witch who took your body is gone Amelia gone for good.”
“Oh… it’s all over. Oh, Mister user it was terrible! It was like watching such a horrible show through a silent screen,” Amelia cried weakly. You shushed her silently and held her tighter, your own tears wetting the bonnet of her maid outfit.
“I’m just glad you’re back.”

Seven Months Later

Amelia Bedelia has been living with you *not* as your live-in maid, but as your cutie girlfriend for the past seven months. It turns out Amelia is, in fact, completely oblivious to any modern figures of speech or slang. So, for her birthday, along with her favorite cake, you got her the “Webster Big Book of Sayings”. As the two of you eat the cake, a British treat Amelia loves called Spotted Dick, she unwraps her present, giddy with excitement and spilling cake crumbs around the table and all over herself. She shouts with excitement and begins to flip through the book, page by page her face becoming more and more red, and more and more terrified.

“A-user! I didn’t know what any of these meant! I feel so stupid…”
“Don’t feel that way, just read up.”

And so you two did. Night after night you would fall asleep in each other’s laps, Amelia always breaking into numerous bouts of embarrassment and pouting for not telling her earlier what many of the words meant. But, nonetheless, you two read.

One Year Later

It’s Amelia’s birthday once more, and you have a special surprise planned for this one. You slip your present gently over the singular candle in the cake, place the two notecards in front with the utmost care, and lay the cardboard cover over the cake. As Amelia takes the cover off, she looks, dumbfounded at the two index cards.

“Read it out loud, if you want,” you say.
“Red as your hair and gold as your heart, Amelia will you… user, if my heart were gold, it wouldn’t work right!” You stare at her and begin to reach for the Webster. “Her face reddens even deeper.
“user, user! I was joking, I get it. I haven’t even read the next card!” As she lifted the first and read the second, and looked silently at the small gold ring there, with a deep red blood diamond bejeweled in its center, she smiled a great, wide grin.
“Well, what do you say.”

Amelia smiled even wider, her mouth ready to burst at the seams. She inhaled slightly and blew out the single candle on the cake.

“Is that answer enough for you?”

Way to shit the thread with this garbage, moron.

cute piic
Amelia looks alot like she could be related to Layton

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Sorry for ruining the thread I just wanted to contribute to a topic I like sorry again if I messed up the discussion

>contribute
How about you don't take a huge dump on the thread next time?

I just saw other people share stories I wanted to too I'm sorry

Different user here. Don't let that user get you down. It wasn't a terrible story. But, constructivly, I'd say it wasn't really an Amelia Bedelia story. It was more like a waifu wish fulfillment story that just happened to have Amelia in it. You didn't 'shit up the thread', but your story also wasn't terribly relevant. In other words, nice attempt, but more Amelia and less ghost stories next time, ok?

His relationship with Haddock is 100% platonic.

It's Chang that he's 1000% gay for.

Do you think that because the text's not green, it's not really greentext, and therefore it's somehow invisible to mods and janitors?

Lol xd

>I'm sorry
I don't think you are. Not with that puke you posted.

Thats the joke.

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pleaseexplain

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Let's bury this hatchet

This hurts for some reason.

“Bury the hatchet”

Should have draw a SICKle too

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It's really cutting humor.

Sorry, I lacked the forsythe to do so.

These puns are disgusting, get reaped

these puns are fucking shit

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>not putting the steak between chicken breasts

>user is on first date with Amelia Bedelia
>Tries everything to give her the hint that he's interested in seducing her
>Nothing is working
>End of the evening, he takes her back home, and in a final, desperate act of frustration, he blurts out
>"Amelia, I just want to make hot, nasty love to you, darn it!"
>Amelia gives user a surprised look
>"Oh, goodness... really?"
>"Yes! Darn it all, yes!"
>"This has to be the oddest request yet. A bit excessive, even. But, fine, just wait here a moment, will you?"
> user waits on Amelia's porch for what seems like an eternity
>Finally, Amelia returns, carrying some fabric in her arms
>"Wait... what's that?"
>"Why, it's what you asked for, of course."
>Amelia holds up the fabric, a shirt, with a hand-stitched message across the front. "AMELIA, I JUST WANT TO MAKE HOT, NASTY LOVE TO YOU"
>user sighs and rubs his temples
>She really had darned it all

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Ok lads, Im leaving , can someone of you look up the thread while Im gone? it will be a shame to let it die now

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>not putting it between two small birds

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just...

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>Making something with Oilseed Rape, or rapeseed, can be shortened to rape
>Ask Amelia to give me the rape from the basement without thinking
>mfw

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Wew mama

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What would happen if I tell Amelia I want to impregnate her?

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AMELIA! WORSHIP MY NUTS!

NO.

But then again. It's NOT going to get better in the future either. Only worse.

Is she autistic?

Golden.

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perhaps

From a recent drawthread

Based

That does not help

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Oh my god please someone make more

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user please!

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That is not the healthy kind of oil.

>Thread in a Nutshell?

Based

Video is dead user

FUCK!

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Wish I could have had these as a kid.
But English idioms obviously don't translate into German.
I do remember similar illustrated books, though.
Loved "Die Olchis", a series of books about hilariously backwards trash goblins that live in a landfill and are up to all kinds of things that young kids who were taught to not play in dirt or eat stuff from the ground would find very entertaining.

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Yo I've never seen this one before, is this new?

It's not. It is however from a later thread than the first batch.

No, This have been from the aco thread we had last year

Well damn, still some good work. I love the way they make her seductive while still misinterpreting things

I want Amelia to slap my nuts

>they
Fuck off tumblr.
That retarded shit is neither wanted nor welcome here.

Can anyone draw Amelia unknowingly drawing lewd pictures youtube.com/watch?v=RtrNp-ZOaJM

Maybe during a pictionary game

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I've defaulted to calling people that I don't know they my whole life faggot, tumblr didn't invent the English use of they as an impersonal pronoun and if you think it did you're a retard. Make like Amelia and choke on a cock.

>my whole life
Friendly reminder that you're not allowed to use this website if you're less than 18.
The only ones who use "they" as a nonplural term are 17th century brits and recently agendapushing tumblrinas. Since you logically can't be the first, you're obviously the second.
Now kindly fuck off back to where you came from and then become an hero.

Jesus Christ you're retarded, I was born in 93 and remember kids saying they even if they knew the kid in question. Quit projecting your age faggot, if you actually associate that with tumblr you're far too young to be posting here.

Give it to the French.

Too late I’m already here

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You're almost 2 days late. Bad form.

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God dammit, I didn’t know ok

too damn late, posts are already here

hat is this pic from?

its surprising that there hasnt been a show for her at all. just keep it to language and misinterpretations, which is good for kids as they learn the nuances of language. stay away from calling it autism and if people interpret it that way, so be it

anyways, tried a little bit of something a few days ago.
tried to make a simple shape based design, but i dunno how to really keep the essence of her hair and keep it simple. aside from that, the hatching on the black parts of her clothes might be troublesome

i dunno. critique it and whatnot. might refine the idea later

this is my favorite look for her too. i want to emulate it more but i can never get it to look right

yea i did make her a bit more meaty than usual. sorry the thicc kids gave you trouble

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It doesn't matter. None of this matter's.

I have nothing to critize really, quite cute stuff there mate, really love it, now I have been pondering some and realized that if we dont get this , we may not get it at all cos She could be problematic fucking somehow iunno, her dress or some of the made up shit people screech nowadays

drop your twitter/tumblr though and be sure to watermark that shit so you wont end like PixelHat that got assblasted when 9gag stole his shit over there
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>yea i did make her a bit more meaty than usual. sorry the thicc kids gave you trouble

Nah, it's all good man. I don't let that sort of thing bother me.
Nice Amelia turnaround! The style reminds me of the old Madeline books.

I need wholesome bedelia art but can't draw for shit any tips on getting good quick so I can fill this hole?

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I fear this thread will not survive the night

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Loomis, Houston, Hampton, Hogarth if you feel adventurous.

Whichever you pick, though, actually read it, absorb the info, apply it to your drawings, outside what's in the book, in every drawing you do. That's the real speed trick, cramming so much drawing in such a short time you fail and and cut the fat out faster.

If not, then let it be so. Amelia will be back some other rainy day. Until then, we'll wait.

I don't wanna lose her she's all I have

you got 5 days, man.

my threads pretty much always reach the limit but even if it doesnt, a 5 day long birthday present aint bad

It's never enough. The time between Amelia threads is so massive it would be like this thread never happened

...

Amelia would have worked great as a PBS show that shows how language works.

That's extremely cute man, good job. I could easily see it being a cartoon from the late 90s

lord help me, they even made a book where she's a cowgirl

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Now that's my speed.

I've always wondered, if you asked Amelia Bedelia what she wanted to do, how would she respond?

>I want to crack time in half.
would be
>I want to take a break.

Like you could imagine that in reverse, right?

>Go take a break Amelia, she smiles and dutifully walks away.
>The last thing you experience is the world itself cracking like glass, and then nothing.

The kind of mind it would take to interpret "make the bed" as "I will literally create this bed from scratch with wood and nails" would probably describe normal things in absurd ways too.

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Yeah, her uncle owns the ranch. Unlike most of her family, he's a normal guy who understands metaphors.

He looks normal in the books, but that's only because a children's book couldn't show his barn where he has all the human women hooked up to milking machines because they asked him if they could become cowgirls.

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Great, now I have no reason to go to my local library and ask!

Thanks a lot user!

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That actually looks pretty damn good.

It always surprises me how small tweaks can vastly improve the quality of a drawing.

"The Devil's in the Details" as they say.

It is?
I will call for the exorcist immediately, Sir.

But in just stating my opinion.

It's not perfect, but it actually does resemble what Amelia would look like if she was today but by people who respect the source material.

Christ that was some of the faggiest shit I typed, I still stand by it however

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*She was drawn today

Hey kids, do you know how to pitch a tent?

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I was referring to the devil in the details, Sir.
Not the design.

>"This is really a new *pant* way to spit and roast"

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Hot.

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dont let the thread die guys, Im off

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She will be so itchy

Yes, a fucking Amelia thread!
I got some catching up to do

Poor little miss bedilia

That tent looks like a penis

This is genuinely funny. Damn this thread for ruining my first impressions of her.

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You could've made that correction sooner buddy.

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I get that. Some of our depictions of her are a little skewed, especially the Dorkly art that often leads the threads.

Amelia besto waifu

I'm going to be very disappointed when I go to the library and ask for the rootin' tootin' cowgirl Amelia book.

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Bumperino

Well thread survived

Not for long

I miss when they didn't have people asking yo be put in their. Shame because I did read that in Shake's voice.

Sexuality and humor can not coexist, user. It's our price for allowing everything to be so open.

6 Daysi seems Goodyear enough for a birthday thread

W-what’re those four stags gonna do to that doe?

IVF

I appreciate it, user.

I never saw this one. Glad I only missed out on 2 photos since the last time we had one of these threads.

>read one amelia bedelia book in first grade
>always kept it in the back of my mind
>find this thread
>"oh, hey, haven't though of that in a while"
>today
>images of amelia's cheery grin stuck in my head all day
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, Yea Forums, DON'T DO THIS TO ME

Too late!

Too late user!

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Oh my poor sweet user... That turnaround was me, Pixel. Happy belated birthday :p

Anyways it seems I got the hang of this Tripp style of Amelia. I'll probably tweak the one I usually do to be more like the Sweat style or something

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One of us.
One of us.
ONE OF US.

Kinda reminds me of The Last Unicorn.

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>That thickness

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Huh. Tweaking the eyes and mouth really does make a world of difference.

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>that manass

I don't know why but the one on the right just feels wrong, there's so much negative apace on her face that it feels empty, and then the calarts bedelia is just a no out the gate

What got deleted?

FUCK DONT DIE ON ME PLEASE LIVE LIVE

>What is ChanX addon
filthy normie

Amelia, I want to nut in your mouth

It honestly looks a lot better, just slim her down and make her head smaller and she'll be perfect

eh. this could maybe work if you could get a group of more driven animators.
hair, hatching, and her flowers are probably the more complicated bits. could maybe simplify the flower and hatching process by making a stamp brush of some sort. the hair i tried to break into simpler clumps and then toss more lines on top to simulate messiness, but its still a bit time consuming and probably wouldnt work well animating

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Nice art.
user you better crowdfund the porn

Oh, now that is just lovely. Nice work, man!

Perfection

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Hmmm...

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Give her a pointy nose like on the left, but a bit smaller to better fit the new face, and we might just have something workable here.

was just gonna do a quick edit but ended up redrawing the entire abomination

with all this thirst im surprised you guys dont commission us for amelia stuff

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fuckin nice

heh

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oh man im pulling an all nighter right now and I took a break to check on the thread and its fucking beautiful i actually love all of you guys have a good weekend Amelia loves you

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Absolutely based, I like how she looks younger, as if it's representing when she started as a maid back in the day

thats the good shit mein nagger

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Here is a bad drawing I made of Amelia about a year ago

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ayy

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well im off to bed

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well fuck me, this thread sure is something else, thanks to all the artfags that chimped in their new stuff

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nah, Its good enough on its own way mate

amazing

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gotta leave now too, It will be nice if you guys could go and make the thread hit 500 post
since that is the usual for my threads but is ok either way, we got a good chunk of OC new stuff and the thread lasted near a week already

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So I've never had the pleasure of reading any of these books are they worth it?

Well, they're children's early readers books, but they're pretty clever in their wordplay. Don't expect Shakespeare, y'know.

The middle is the perfect one

COME BACK THIS IS GREAT I NEED MOOOOAAAAAAR

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>Wake up to this
Holy shit

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no because she is fundamentally an educational character, and modern cartoons only preach, never teach.

cringe, but redpilled

This is the design I remember when I was a kid. Have their been books printed recently? How many total are there

cough

About 30 in the original series, 20 in the "Amelia's Childhood" series.

Hey what do you know, I was right!

somewhat

Uh...

Carmen Sandiego?

Yeah a young version like Will be nice

Well we're about to hit the limit. Any alst remarks?

Great thread

lad
cute

an animated like series alas Carmen Sandiego is possible and Im ok with it

"Oh my!" Said Amelia. "A dying thread? That simply will not do."

>Amelia gets some new drapes to match the carpet

To the 500 post lads!

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Post tfw Heart and Penis are in harmony

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Amelia Bedelia feels like the sort of thing that would have gotten a live action movie in 2007 staring like Nicole Kiddmann or something and it got like 2 and a half stars and you didn't go to see it but it aired at 3 o'clock in the afternoon on a Saturday as a local channel matinee and you're at the kitchen table and your mom's asleep in the living room and you decided why not and you watched it and thought it was pretty okay.

Did you see the Martha Speaks cartoon on PBS? It would be more or less that tit for tat. I can see the flash animation in my head.

>Amelia is given chores
>The random assorted neighborhood children just barge in randomly to see what Amelia's up to.
>She's doing something wacky and the kids have to define these five-cent words for her
>Understanding her mistake, she and the kids all work together to fix it before the Rogers return.

Or some such.

Oh God! That's just.. oh dear God.

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So hot.

Alright, fuck it.

You wore me down. Are there any artfags out there who's willing to draw Amelia with a crowbar?

>Wallace Tripp-design Amelia
Excellent

I want to ask why a crowbar but...

I hate to pry.

hentai2read.com/aishite_yamanai_shoujo/

I want her roughly in that position and saying something along the lines of (is this what you meant by "wanting to pry me open user?")

I saw a youtube video with a dude saying he hated her and i didn't get the joke.
I decided to go read one of her books and it was quite charming and now i like her.

Sam O'Nella I presume?

Sounds like an undercooked opinion.

He's just a bit too raw

>Amelia, I'll clean your clock!
>That's very nice of you, It's been getting quite dusty lately

>mfw you will probably never see Amelia with a fuck-off crowbar

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The bean-mouth being collapsed without shrinking the rest of her face around it leaves her with a mighty chin, for one.

bumping so this thread can live to be one week old

well, we're almost at the end.
hope we get more artists next time around. got a few new things, but a good bit of it is just me(pixel) using different styles

curious as to who did this though cant read the signature and yandex turns up nothing

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I still want Amelia holding a massive fuck-off crowbar!

500th post.

I'll be taking that trophy now.

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>commission us
laughing my ass on

Great thread, guys.

JESUS YES

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Hope you're happy, we reached 500+ replies.

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Amelia is love.
Amelia is life.

Baba Is You