Would you?

would you?

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You know I would bro

Why are you even asking

she got paid so much for that movie she retired

Always, long and hard all night long

Once you go green, you'll never be clean.

I don't want to cuck Shrek like that, what did he ever do to me

>Implying you wouldn't these green bazongas over stick figure Cameron Diaz.

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I would love eating out that shrussy

With the fury of a thousand burning suns

Would I!

Depends how ogre she is, if she bathes in mud like Shrek and eats gross shit then I'm not down. If she's still human in her habits then I'd squat in her swamp.

This guy's right though

How come she has little to no good porn? After all that Shrek memes influx you would think they would put out some gems.

I'm in no position to deny sex from any women.

It's okay, he was told once by somebody that the world was going to roll him.

Maybe because people have better green girls to lewd like gobbos and orcs.

Not really, but she *does* look better as a ogre.

This
But if there a ogre that is hot as her id go down swamp on her. Exspecally since it seems like all ogres have a WAM fetish.

The bulls start cumming and they don't stop cumming

If she asked, I wouldn't say no.

Nope

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Based and ogrepilled

>After all that Shrek memes influx you would think they would put out some gems

most people who make shrek porn because of memes do it like "HAHAHA IM DRAWING THIS BAD ON PURPOSE AND PUTTING A MINION IN IT BECAUSE LE FUNNY MAYMAY xDD"

If she had longer hair, yes

Yes.

Would you?...

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Her ass would be in for some serious paping. One of you bastards had better know what I am talking about.

>All down her back and the semen starts running
>Didn't make sense not shoot some cum, first in her pussy and then in her bum
>Such a good fuck made Shrek a cuck
>So what's wrong with making a quick buck
>All the jizz starting to flow
>Under a black light it will glow
>Hey now, you're an All-Star, go play
>Hey now, you're a cock star, get laid

Would I?

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This one? in a fucking heartbeat

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dare I ask what it is

I'd sooner fuck an oozing mound of rancid lime gelatin (which I assure you would quiver in delight at my carnal trespass) but I would gladly chop her head off and sell her assorted baubles and leathery green hide at the nearest peasant village.

Come to think of it, having no head would bump her up from a -2 to a solid 1.5, which still isn't fuckable, but a marked improvement all the same.

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I'm down with getting dirty with an ogre chick even if it means I turn into one.

>Conceives triplets on the first try
If that's not a sign that you need to, then I don't know what is

m-mommy

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Nope. I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick. Sorry, talking from the heart here.

The lack of thicc ogre Fiona porn sickens me. We have prime material here and no one takes advantage of it. Fucking cowards.

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>latinas before and after having kids

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It really bothered me we didn't see this Fiona in her human form

Does she have a fat ass?

Pic of Fiona getting butt fucked and the artist used 'pap pap pap' as a sound effect.

I would an ogre

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Underrated comment.

Being an ogre isn't an STD user

This is correct.
If she had a sister, though...I'd smash until my dick fell off

Fat shame her? In a heartbeat.
Shes literally a gross fat ogre.

Draw tasteful yet badly drawn pinups with her? Yes I would

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You call that badly drawn?

Absolutely,could I do worse?

Based pinball poster

OH MY

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She was magically made into one so who knows if sex/loving her and kissing her as a not ogre would turn you into his one.

this isn't badly drawn but it's not tasteful either, IT'S NOT EVEN A PIN UP

If she farted during sex I would die so no.

What would you propose my boy?

Not him but her posing as she takes a mud shower would be a good pin-up.

Would the "paint me as one of your french girls" scene count as a pin up?
I could see Shrek painting that

I've woke up next to worse

No, because I don't want Shrek to beat the shit out of me.