Guardians thread

How would he do that? Just because the controversy at the moment, or something else?

Ethan Van Sciver will get so mad about this, that it Will be so fun to watch his reaction and his zealot fans.
First the news that Captain Marvel didn't bomb, them more screenshots of him getting his dicked sucked while he was in college and when he was pro and now this, dude is going to kilo himself in his next stream.

More mommy Ayesha

Please stop buzzwordposting because a guy doesn't like a movie.

What? First I heard of that. Also, how, and would that imply Disney fabricated the twitter thing?

>But more importantly WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?
Mantis. She tells Drax that she doesn't even like the type of thing he is. Nebula calls her too.

>them more screenshots of him getting his dicked sucked while he was in college and when he was pro and now this

Wait what

>WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?
OP, to the surprise of no one.

Glad Gunn is back. Vol. 2 > Vol. 1. I hope the trend continues and 3 is better than both. The real question is: How hard is Gunn going to phone in Suicide Squad 2 to get back to his baby GotG faster?

This, don't know why is people happy with Gunn... he ruined almost all the cosmic characters/concepts.

One of his conditions to Disney was that they let him finish SS so I don't think he'll phone it in. Source is some guy named Eric on twitter with a blue checkmark who talked about this.

It's kinda dumb to make a member of the cast gay when you've got Phyla and Moondragon in a drawer. Granted I hate Phyla for basically being a deviantart OC, but still.

>them more screenshots of him getting his dicked sucked while he was in college and when he was pro and now this
I don't even doubt you. His closeted gay rage is apparent to anyone who's looked at him.

Didn't he brag a LOT about how "Gunn's never gonna come back!"?

Well, Satan, he's gonna work hard on Suicide Squad as well, because they'll probably let him make a few of those after GotG is wrapped up.

Though if Gunn does end up doing anything more for Marvel after, it would be interesting to see a director making movies for both companies.

Phyla was fine under PAD and Giffen but DnA really dropped the ball with her

if you haven't read any cosmic before giffen/dna you don't get to talk

My god Gunn will be able to include a plethora of characters... Galactus... Holy fucking shit bros... Silver Surfer.

I wonder how much he will ruin them... like he ruined the Nova Corps.

>James Gunn’s NOVA
>coming 2022

How the hell did he ruin the Nova Corps? Have you ever read a Nova comic before Annihilation?

Maybe in a Vol. 4, unless he's gonna change the script. The original plan was to start filming before the deal was confirmed, right?

Though, at the very least, the post credit scene might be a Silver Surfer or Galactus tease.

Not him, but the theory/rumour would be that Disney got worried about the possibility that the controversy and pedo rep could make Fox jump out of their deal, so they and Gunn agreed on distancing him only temporarily to wait for the transaction to be done and the outrage to die out. So no, it wouldn't imply that the Twitter shitstorm was fake, just that the firing was lip service meant to be eventually backtracked on

I think the speculation overall is too specific but there's probably some truth to it here and there

Rocket will have seen some shit in Endgame. He will be a stereotypical Vietnam veteran, like Leiutenant Dan in Forrest Gump. Groot, now a young adult will need to help him rediscover himself.

>Not him, but the theory/rumour would be that Disney got worried about the possibility that the controversy and pedo rep could make Fox jump out of their deal

Is this because of Singer?

I hope they all treat Quill like shit for being directly responsible for preventing them stopping thanos

>Is this because of Singer?
"Can't have that Gunn guy around, the poser! Only REAL PERVERTS ALLOWED!"

>iirc there was also speculation that Gunn's constant anti-Trump diatribes could potentially stoke the man himself to try and interfere in the deal if he was feeling particularly petty
I can see that. A president could fuck that deal up hard with little effort, and it's not like anyone does anything about government corruption.

Seemed like an oddly innocuous post to delete, jannie-sama. That was a legitimate theory that was doing the rounds in the media at the time.

Nebula joins full time as the token "grumpy badass with a soft spot"
Gay guardian is either groot, rocket or nebula, everyone else has straight romance already

>implying Nebula survives Endgame

She will give her life to save Gamora, trapping herself in the Soul Gem where she is whole and able to live in peace smugly knowing she is the better sister

Also, wasn't th majority of the first movie not actually written by him? Didn't the marvel creative committee have more than one do with it's inception and dance off?

And then when the soul gem is put inside Adam Warlock, his mannerisms will mirror Nebula's until he basically becomes her.

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>Gay guardian is either groot
How the fuck can a tree be gay?

Why are you assuming that Groot society is any less varied and complex than our own just because they;re made of plant instead of meat?

Sounds a bit bigoted to me

>Sounds a bit bigoted to me
Well, I am a Meat Supremacist.

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All Groots are gay. Just because a guy is identical to you in every way, that doesn't mean it's not gay to pollinate his ass.

>Groot language was an elective subject in Asgardian education

So are the groot native to one of the nine realms?

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>bump

there's no cocaine here user

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We can forgive MJ, we can forgive Gunn.

Cunny for Gunny.

Yep. Just like the rest of us

Nobody's forgiven MJ for raping those little boys, it just doesn't affect the fact that I like his music

And he's fucking dead, so... who cares either way? Not like he'll go to jail for it.

MJ is almost unique in that he actually had a trial and was found innocent.

MJ never did jack shit. don't bring him into this because two callous manwhores want to make a Buck.

Give over, he obviously did.

Who cares what the man does in his bedroom. Just separate that shit from his works and enjoy it like the rest of us decent people.

He tweeted about wanting to bang little kids. whether he posted that from his bedroom or not, doing so on twitter makes it a public matter.

No? Gunn rewrote Perlman's draft almost entirely, the only thing he kept was the roster. And the creative committee had nothing to do with the dance off or anything except the Thanos scene.

He made some jokes that you'd find on South Park or Family Guy. The faggot who started the fake controversy tried to make it seem like Gunn actually did something, it was always bullshit.

I refuse to believe anyone on Yea Forums(nel) thinks jokes are a punishable offense, like 8 years after they're made.

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Social media isn't private.
Once something is online it can never be erased.

His choices, his consequences

Boo hoo, faggot. Cernovich is a rapist, and he gets to advocate for rape on twitter. You don't fire someone because a rapist told you to.

I'm sorry some jokes on twitter offended you this badly

>his consequences
Yeah the consequence of getting to direct two blockbuster movies instead of one :^)

Dunno why Cernovich is salty as hell about Gunn being rehired, he got his name out in the mainstream press for five minutes and probably sold some books on the back of it. Surely that was his aim all along

I'm so happy we get GotG3 AND a good Suicide Squad movie.

>What are your hopes and dreams for Volume 3?
Well we're most likely going to get Adam Warlock and James Gunn put some instachats of him reading Starlin's Warlock with a caption of him saying that he was doing some research and another one with the caption where he was professing love for Jim Starlin. With that in mind I would like an adaptation of the Magus saga but with the Guardians. If not he'll do an early Adam Warlock adaptation which will end with Adam leaving Ayesha and going into space.

I do wonder if they are going to have the balls to make Adam sick of life and be suicidal? Probably not. I just read Starlin's Warlock and I was pretty down afterwards.

>Now that Gunn's back what do you expect him to do with the cosmic side of the mcu?
After what happened I doubt he will stick that long. He was going to stop after vol. 3 and just stay as a consultant. My guess is that at the most he will stay there to suggest stuff but that's about it.

>But more importantly WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?
Nebula or Mantis.

>Pratt doing a gay character
Never ever

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Is this a Bohemian Rhapsody reference?

I agree, still the fact that she was in Annihilation and DnA's GotG is probably what saved her in the long run from being left in obscurity like Genis.

Also her being in DnA's GotG got Gunn to notice her.

With the exception of Richard Rider and possibly Garthan Saal the Nova corps was always shit. They didn't have powers to begin with only the Prime did.

Not to mention Nova is suppose to be a one-man show, taking the character to GL territory was a mistake.

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>WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?
It's Rocket.

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god I want to fuck both of them so bad

damn you space lesbians

yondu
nebula
rocket
groot

all gay

This
>toughest motherfucker
>borderline psychotic
>anthropomorphic animal

Rocket is going to be the gay. I mean, does he ever mention being attracted to anybody the same way Quill and others talk about their past conquests? He's probably going to be into male raccoons though.

>>Pom won't commit suicide
IT'S AN IDES OF MARCH MIRACLE!

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I will seriously pop an erection if Silver Surfer makes a cameo in GOTG 3. Like for example The Guardians hanging out on a random world in-between jobs, they see this silver dude flying by, and the only one who reacts appropriately is Gamora saying "We need to leave, NOW."

I always wondered if she was weak like a bug too, if I smack her arm hard would it come off

She took that flaming shrapnel to the head and survived, which oddly makes all books and games state that she has a healing factor. I legit wonder if there will be a scene where someone rips off her antenna and she becomes disabled in some capacity. Like she loses a 6th sense.

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Why do conservatives get so offended by by non-pc jokes?

It would be neat if Blackjack was introduced as Rocket's ex-boyfriend turned rival

Come ooooon, Phyla!

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>Hopes and dreams for Guardians 3
I want all of the Guardians to have DnA suits like Rocket's in Endgame.

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their clothing and helmets look kind of cheap and not that appealing in gotg1. so they have to come up with some reason why a movie about Nova would have his outfit look more appealing. i guess he isn't in charge of costume design for the movie, though so it's probably not really his fault.

Mantis is for tree fucking to make universal saviors.
I'd go with Nebula, if she's considered a Guardian, or else Rocket.

youtube.com/watch?v=BOP6gXVB0VU&t=1126s
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I don't think the masses needed placating, disney were the only ones who gave a shit

Pretty sure plants are asexual and have both male and female parts.

Which kind of makes Groot giving that girl a flower in the first film. "Here you go little girl, enjoy looking at my sexual organs, aren't they pretty. You're welcome."

Because it's bad when a liberal makes a non-pc joke. It's only ok if they do it.

It's just like priests. They go on about how homosexuality is bad, then they fuck the altarboys. Or Hardcore christians who go on about gays and porn is bad, then consume the largest amount of transgender porn of any demographic. It's only bad if someone else is doing it, and generally the people most vocally opposed to a thing are probably the ones actually doing it.

>"Here you go little girl, enjoy looking at my sexual organs, aren't they pretty. You're welcome."
Yeah, but when I do it, it's a crime. We sure live in a society...

>Gays
>In a Marvel movie
Not gonna happen, the Chinks would stop going to their movies.

I get why they hate organized religion, since they see it as a threat to the party, but why do the Chinese hate gays?

The same reason they hate ghosts.

>What are your hopes and dreams for Volume 3?

Pete and Rocket being bros.

>Now that Gunn's back what do you expect him to do with the cosmic side of the mcu?

Keep making good movies

>WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?

Well Rocket canonically puts stuff up his butt so... But seriously it'll be Mantis. Lesbians are the in thing right now

Liberals are not allowed to make non-PC jokes. They operate on liberal principles. They have to be politically correct because they choose to be left-wing, and as such they are forbidden from making non-PC jokes.
That's why liberals are not allowed to make offensive jokes, but conservatives are allowed to make offensive jokes.
Sorry in advance if you get triggered by this inconvenient truth, but them's the breaks.

Most flowering plants are indeed hermesaphrodite, but they still reproduce sexually. The pollen from the male organ of one plant has to reach the female organ of another plant, which in this day and age is facilitated by bees and hummingbirds

Because they benefit from it, same as all hate

I thought their NO SUPERNATURAL ELEMENTS IN REAL-LIFE SETTINGS rule was down to the censorship board considering it only one step away from religious "propaganda"

> "Here you go little girl, enjoy looking at my sexual organs, aren't they pretty. You're welcome."
Classic James Gunn

>Which kind of makes Groot giving that girl a flower in the first film. "Here you go little girl, enjoy looking at my sexual organs, aren't they pretty. You're welcome."

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>What are your hopes and dreams for Volume 3?
Thor, Warlock, Magus, Beta Ray Bill, Cosmo, and more old GotG

gaymora

Now, let's not forget everyone's favorite duck.

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the Starjammers

>groot
user, I...

cursed fucking post

>What are your hopes and dreams for Volume 3?
No Carol

Wait, no Gamora too.

Absofuckinglutely this

that belong to Carol

Thor and Bill would ruin the underdog dynamic of the GOTG

I would love Phyla
I would also love more Mantis

>Now that Gunn's back what do you expect him to do
Rape more children, probably.

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would make for a great cosmic adventure team-up though.

get with the times, gramps.

>WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?

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Gunn, silly. Not Singer.

Yes, Gunn.

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>jokes about child rape equal actual child rape

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>"jokes" about raping children constantly
>"jokes" about masturbating to child porn his friend sent him
>his friend unironically gets arrested for child porn
haha
At least he's been outed, so everyone knows not to leave their children alone with him

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user. You're on Yea Forums. Who are you to throw stones about child rape jokes?

>he ruined the Nova Corps
Are you saying making Dr Steve Brule a leader in the Nova Corps was a bad idea?

>people on Yea Forums are now making the same arguments as the people who demonize Yea Forums

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Holy shit this

*steps out from the shadows*

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My hopes...

> He strongly tones down the bathroom humor from Vol.2 & the beating jokes into the ground (tazerface, anyone have tape)

> Gamora if returns gets a more classically faithful and sexy outfit as well as being more mysterious and menacing. Maybe use her Black Vortex design with the star shimmer.

> Gamora & Nebula's outfits become a lot less generic regardless.

> If Thor survives Endgame, he joins the Guardians if the only other option is a 4th film by Mother Fucker Waititi.

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>Vol. 2 > Vol. 1.
fact
>How hard is Gunn going to phone in Suicide Squad 2 to get back to his baby GotG faster?
It's gonna be better than Vol. 2

GOTG 1 vs 2 is an Alien/Aliens thing. They are very different movies despite the cast being the same. Some people prefer 1, some 2.

Mantis is the likely gay Guardian, along with Nebula. Rocket may be prison gay but since there's no one like him anywhere he may not know what he really wants in a relationship.

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I wasn't here to see it, but how much did Yea Forums flip out over Gunn coming back for GOTG3? Alot of haters pissed off about it?

>Alot of haters pissed off about it?
A few really vocal ones, but you could tell most people were fairly pleased. A few guys still trying to push the "he's a pedo!" narrative, but that shit was exposed as shit ages ago.

>exposed
He's exposing himself to children now? When will it end?!

I want the Toxic Avenger to cameo in Vol 3, voiced by Lloyd Kaufman.

Who's his friend who got busted for child porn?

>silver surfer movie
a man can dream user

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So what could a third movie be about?

kryptonradio.com/2018/06/13/huston-huddleston-savior-of-the-tng-bridge-set-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/

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Cody Fern as Adam Warlock

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>kryptonradio.com/2018/06/13/huston-huddleston-savior-of-the-tng-bridge-set-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/
Fuckin' Trekkies

I want to see an adaptation of their side of War of Kings. Where two big empires are at war with each other. The Guardians are trying to be peace keepers but they are fucking everything up really badly each time they try to help someone.

Kree and Shi'Ar are murdering planets over and over again. Guardians try to meet with leaders but keep pissing off the leaders of each nation. They try to stop a battle but accidentally cause a Shi'Ar bomber to blow up the wrong world. Gladiator and Blackbolt have both had enough of their shit.

>But more importantly WHO IS THE GAY GUARDIAN?

They pick up Phyla and Moondragon. Quill keeps trying to fuck them over and over again but neither are remotely interested in him.

This would be good if they didn't shit up everything by him being in love with gross-ass Gamora

There was well over ten thousand tweets from the era, while he was working for Troma, of which you have pulled out a dozen. There was plenty of standard racist or sexist jokes.

Meanwhile conservatives vote for actual sexual monsters like Roy Moore and Trump.

>sexual monster
That sounds like an endorsement.

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Have the movie start out with Gamora getting pissed off at Quill. And the running gag is each one is trying to make the other jealous. Gamora starts comfying up to Warlock looking back at Quill with a smartass smirk, while Quill keeps trying to get with Phyla to do the same thing only Phyla hates him.

Meanwhile Warlock has no idea what human sexuality is since he was born yesterday on a planet of people that do not sexually reproduce anyway. So he is like some aloof child that keeps ignoring Gamora's advances and pissing her off too.

Sold. Do it!

This. The only "outrage" there seemed to be over Gunn's old edgy tweets came from fags playing make pretend because they were still butthurt about Roseanne getting fired and they wanted to see someone on the other side of things get the boot too. It was probably just an immediate kneejerk reaction from some dumbass exec at Disney who didn't realize until it was too late that the vast majority of people didn't really give a shit and were way more upset about him getting fired. I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get him back almost immediately but had to spend all this time renegotiating his contract because of their fuck up.