What the fuck is their problem?

They're trying to live a 1950s sitcom lifestyle, while having actual problems, and repressing them as much as possible.

Took a lot of dick in the ass for a long time, for being curious.

they have hamburger helper in their coffee

That is IT. I've had it. I'm gonna go let off some steam at the sauna.

Butters had a hard life.

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The same problem Orel's parents had. They were miserable, dysfunctional failures who took their anger out on their son.

Trying to live life according to what others expect of them. Dad's a repressed homo and mom married a repressed homo because getting married and having a kid is what you do.

They're still better parents than these fucks

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To be fair, the people in ZHP were just kinda terrible in general.

Butter might be sweet now, but he shown more then once he can be a monster if he lets loose, with a body count to show for it, guy is a repressed ticking timebomb.

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It's ridiculous that the MC even forgives them for abusing him for eight fucking years

Are these two the most abusive parents in south park?

No that'd be Herbert Garrison's parents, bar none

Poor kinny

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How quickly we forget

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The same problem as every person on that show, they are idiots.

the thing is, they're flat characters. flat. characters. they're made out of paper, they're flat. it's because they're made out of paper. and that means they're flat. that's their fucking problem.

They've beaten Butters to the point where Comedy Central told Trey and Matt to knock that shit off, routinely verbally abuse him, attempted to sell him into slavery to Paris Hilton, *his own mother tried to murder him because his dad will never admit he's gay,* took him to a 'pray the gay away' style camp without even explaining what was going on, made bets with each other over Butters' eventual sexuality...

So yes, yes they are.

He needs a hug.

We all need a hug.

>deleted scenes are back
what do you all want to see?

Their whole shtick is being the stereotypical 1950's white picket fence mom and dad while simultaneously being two of the most fucked up parents in the town.

LGBTP being forced down their kids' throat at school.

>Shake your booty intensifies

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What game is this from?

Tweek has it pretty bad too. He’s basically used as a slave and he’s forced to drink the meth coffee that he needs to go get regularly from the druggies at Kenny’s house. And his parents just make his paranoia worse. I think the better a South Park character treats others the more he must suffer.

That's kinda the point of the whole family, they're repressed maniacs waiting to blow.

I think Butters can break the cycle, the episode with his grandma was pretty much about that

It's always the blonde boys that get it the worst

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>Pip gets shit on by everyone and then permanently deleted
>Tweek is kept addicted to drug-laced coffee and used as free labour in his parents store
>Butters parents are abusive controlling maniacs
>Kenny has been getting brutally murdered for most of the show

The fuck do Matt and Trey have against blonde kids

What a perfect representation of the last 5 seasons

Kenny is cutest when he suffers

see but with blonde boys

They're all voiced by Matt too

The plot thickens

it's comedic contrast to the fact that most people think blondes look good and thus receive special favoritism

it's also realism because blonde people are just people and bad fates can befall them as they would anyone else

Dont forget Thomas,

How many genuinely good parents are there in South Park? They're either abusive, incompetent, or overprotective. Shiela's been all three.

Token's parents seem pretty good

Butters' dad was a product of child abuse (remember Grandma Stotch) and is venting out his childhood issues on his son. It's likely Butters' mom also had some shit happen to her as a kid.

in south park the less you see them the better person they are so craig, cylde, token, wendy, jimmy and i guess timmy have it the easiest tho any good parent would've moved out of south park years ago

Japan had a terrible track record with that sort of shit
ironically His and Her Circumstances or whatever he mostly shrugged off his thot mom

>>Tweek is kept addicted to drug-laced coffee and used as free labour in his parents store
all kids are free labor in small business world user

Jimmy's parents consider their son to be punishment from god for mocking disabled people. Timmy's parents are equally retarded as him. Clyde's mom blames her son for her death desu

That cover looks really fucking good. Too bad the season itself was just a mixed bag.

How did they retcon the recorder episode?

They didn't. That's the joke.

Jew and his goy sidekick.

Hold up.
Has South Park done any inflation episodes?

You seem to forget that everyone is in a perpetual nightmare in South Park. I think each and every character is pretty tragic in their own unique way.

Imagine the absolute madness of having Randy be your father. Both of Kyle's parents have been involved in some end of the world plot type stuff. Even Cartman has it pretty bad, since even though he's a cunning genius most of the time, he's quite often defeated by his own hubris as a result of being undisciplined spoiled brat due to an absentee mother.

South Park has always trumpeted the themes of the retarded leading the blind with it's characterizations, and all of the parents will likely drive their kids into becoming crazy people through the result of generational inheritance. Stan might not be the next Randy, per se, but he will add a unique flair of awfulness as an adult.

Basically everyone's life in South Park sucks, and Trey and Matt are not playing favourites against hair colour.

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They're Hawaiian, Hawaiians are just assholes.

Eh, it was certainly an improvement from the previous few seasons. It actually felt like Matt and Trey were trying here.

Zettai Hero Project for the PSP

It's a great rogue-lite, and one of the best games on the system. Be warned, most of the characters are terrible people