Gunnerkrigg Court

>you will never feel jones's rock hard thigh grinding up against your ultra hot fire elemental pussy while she looks at you like she truly does not give a shit yet deigns to get you off just because

yeah I could see it

I want to see Annie and Eglamore fight over Jones.

Annie is so gay

Who the fuck is this Chick

So Annie/Annie is canon now right?

it's ZIMMY!

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what the fuck

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Really? I never picked up on that BUT I'm a fucking stupid loser

Who

you know
zimmy..

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Tom's drawn her looking a bit sultry at him more than once. Obviously she's a (mostly) good person and she's not going to steal him from Parley, but I was able to tell for a while.

It's probably Ysengrin.

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Yeah. They're both gonna fight the monster then finger each other, only to be interrupted by Parley.

Its spiderboy

If, at the end of this comic, Annie actually does take the fucking knot, the shitstorm will crash the board.

But she can't tell anyone.

I could almost agree if it wasn't for the fact that Ysengrin is "dead" and there's no way they'd talk about him like that under these circumstances.

Where can I see an update on this? Who did he marry?

Annie can’t have a church because she’s autistic

I still don't think either of the Annies should let their crew off the hook for what took place. Did they lock one of these Annies in here to die, or simply to sort out their differences (which would most likely be none)? Either way, this was a poor experiment.

Give it up user, you lost your chance

Tom's pretty private about his life, there have been a few hints slipped around in his Patreon that he's been dating MagnoliaPearl, creator of Monster Pulse. She spilled the beans in an hourly comic.

cute
now when's the gay clone porn coming

Well, there's a difference between acknowledging a person is good looking and wanting to get together with someone.

did she draw tom in a manner similar to how tom draws himself (that is to say, kind of creepy and possibly covered in spiders) or like a normal dude? Or was it just something that was mentioned?

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>Annie
>A good friend

In curious now. I might go back and try to find examples of this.

Are you kidding?

This is pure bullshit.

FFFFFFFUuuuuck, TOM, you blueballing piece of shit!

Don't make me sympathize with both of these Annies, asshole. We all know one of them is going to disappear soon.

It could be Winsbury.
It could be Jones.
It's rather unlikely, but not impossible that it's Rey or Kat.
It could just be the forest elf guy, that'd be boring.
It wouldn't be Jack, that's not much of a secret.
It could be Annie.
It could be Eglamore.

If Annie's crush is herself
Man I don't even know what I'd do that's beyond the pale

In a good way or a bad way?

I bet you could edit the sixth panel pretty easily to imply some clonecestus yuri overtones.

Annie is so hot.

He's more of a father figure.

Ysengrin's dead, she told her that just a few pages ago.
They wouldn't talk about him like that.

I vote Rey.

just watch her

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Like a god church.

This is she apparently. I wonder how Tom will change living in America with his American wife?

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He only shows up as a computer screen

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Would be the worst cop-out. Even from a selfcest perspective it's far hotter if it just happens spontaneously.

I wish I had an American wife.

I wish I had happiness and fulfillment.

Yeah.

HA

Red flags, red flags everywhere.

But really though, how come there still hasn't been a storytime of the Coyote! comic?
It's been nearly a year, and i bet it's getting on his website next month, but still. Did nobody buy it?

Bloody normies, I just wish I had more comics to read.

I can't believe that Annie's the king of England!

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I can't see them. Tell me what you know, user.

she liked Mass Effect: Andromeda

Friendly reminder that Annie's fire spirit compels her to mate in order to survive, and her face going red and steam coming off of her head is actually the fire spirit making her super horny for dick.

Conga rats!!

>Tony Cucks eggers out of Surma
>Annie(s) cuck him out of Jones

That’s would be hilarious

They expected to have em out in an hour and didn’t think there’d be creatures about

But there’s also two of them with fire powers so short of something really catastrophic they’d be able to handle it. And they are, look at them

And eggers cucks Smitty.
It's the cycle of cucks!

Nah, just that guy. He lacks the power to take, only be taken from

Who says Parley didn't take him?

Are we just going to have two Annie's for the rest of the comic now
It almost feels like they're going to end up having a sisterly relationship

I would actually be ok with this not even for the porn potential but admittedly partially for the porn potential

I certainly hope so.

Parley is a pure wheyfu
I know better than to hope. But it would be a fascinating direction for the story to take

>wheyfu
NOICE

ITS THE UPDATE OF CUTE YOU SOULLESS MONSTER

Well eventually they'll have to compete for the attentions of this mystery man

*man, woman, plant, mineral, or cosmic force

>compete
Why not both?

I'm scared.

The only thing worse than getting married for the average webcomic's quality is having kids.

Can you post the link to the hourlies ?

They still speak to each other in individual terms instead of 'we', 'us', or 'our', so I doubt they'd go for the whole 'you're literally the same person' angle

I can imagine them dressing up as one another to sabotage the other's chances though

Well congrats to that arachnid fuck

You don't have to be literally the same person to be part of a harem, user.

Annie Carver more like Annie may

Zimmy?

Also, she is 10 or 11.

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>it's been obvious for years
No, not really. Obvious based on what?

>Double Annies thinking about the knot in the last couple of panels

Smitty is canonically the hottest character and everyone wants his dick, even the men. Canonically.
>But-
Canonically.

I don't think that's true.

>the Annies teaming up to violate their crush

Well, Imaa?

But we don't know who their crush is...?
How am I supposed to draw that?

1. Congrats Tom you lucky hitched man.
2. Fuck you Tom you shipping cocktease with this "she has a crush BUT I'LL NEVER TELL".

Just have him blank faced like so many H artists do

>going to live and get married in America when your source of income is a webcomic, for both of you

does he like living dangerously?

it's OBVIOUSLY zimmy

Canonically.

This is so cool.
I'm happy for Tom; he speaks very little about his life, but he seems to have gone through some rough patches. It feels good that he's getting married, just like I was happy to read he was quitting his job to do Gunnerkrigg full time.

I remember Tom referring to Magnolia as his friend and as his best friend, years ago. Had they been dating all along, right under our noses? Or were they friends for a long while and that's a more recent thing?

Well I guess you'll just have to draw a whole bunch of variants.

Given their reactions, it's probably not that big of a deal, more middly embarassing. So probably some rando in the cast.

we all know its man parley

Well, she's talking to herself, so it's not that big a deal. With other people around, their reaction might have been very different.

It's Imaa.

Her dad? Jones? Ysengrin? Kat? Renard? Zimmy??? Whoever it is, it’s obviously spicy

Also, wow congrats Tom. So that’s why he moved to the US I guess

I would react the same way if it was someone really weird to have a crush on. Just saying it out loud to yourself is embarassing

Yourself is a pretty weird someone to have a crush on.

Who?

Someone who isn't even in the comic.

>him

>>Oh yes, i will pick on me by saying who i have a crush on. Hah! that's definitely gonna put me in my place
That asn't the intent. the point was to break the glass.

it's MA'AM!!!

Imaa, imprison forest annie and have Kat come up with ways to keep her in bondage.

Did that already.
I'll have to finish the prison au at some point, though, I suppose.

there were a lot of cute annies in this chapter

Do it in the gaaaaame

I literally just got done with the first daaaaay.
Let's see how part 1 is gonna look fiiiirst.

Annie's crush is a mystery but the Annies teaming up to hit on Smitty would be fun to see.

The important part of this update is that we see the Annies touch each other, which people were speculating would have some effect.

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Why do you keep posting this?

>aand... I know... who you... who you have a crush on!

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I noticed that posts with pics get more responses than posts without pics, even when the pics have nothing to do with anything, and that's the only picture I have in my pictures folder.

It's Jones, so instead they team up and fail to do anything.

Scum of the earth.

What do you think a perfectly ordered dick would look like?

That's pretty gay, user.

Makes you wonder if that's part of his powers, or if he's just normally handsome and it's only Parley who's affected by them.

Could also be because he's in a relationship. Proving he's desirable and confident.

>implying i’m a guy

Epic

I want to kiss Annie!

Man with all the shitposting I forget that Gam and Zim are actually pretty darn cute. Shame the second she's back on panel (assuming she will be) people are gonna ramp up the silly.

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Take your guesses

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Smitty's honestly one of the more competent people in the comic now that he's gotten his powers together. Even if he weren't in a relationship he's still oozing with it.

Zimmy is an awful person and occasionally humoring Gamma doesn't mitigate the fact that she doesn't have faith in her to stick by her without constantly imposing isolation

they will probably merge after parley cuts the coyote out of ysengrin

A great deal of marriage ends up in divorce, user. Never assume that two people love each other just because they got married.

oh she's a disgusting little gremlin for sure, I just liked this moment.

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M2f is even more gay.

Tom doesn't have anyone in mind and is just doing it to tease fans.

Why did Tom put such a lewd picture of Gamma on the 'cast' page?

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Part of me hopes this is it and we never find out

Part of me desperately wants to see more of Annie(s)' autistic antics around someone she likes

It's a dilemma

Only those that are not financially stable, where the man isn't able to provide for a full family.
If the man is able to support his wife and even children, that statistics drops pretty quickly.

School shooting chapter incoming.

Zimmy would definitely shoot up a school if Gamma left her.

>Oi Carver, you an gearfucker are alright man. Don't come to class tomorrow

>gearfucker
That's pretty lewd imagery

This is a very cute chapter and has only solidified Annie as a tier 1 waifu

Court Annie, you mean, right?

I mean B O T H A N N I E S

many bothannies died, retrieving this Ysengrin

Kek

Deliberately drinking herself into unconsciousness at frat parties.

They didn't though.
Plothole!

what?

And they said court wars was a good movie.
I'm giving this 3 of 5 rotten tomatoes.

Every human guy her age is paired with someone. Is she a homewrecker?

Annie has autism, be nice

crush does not equal relationship

she'd have to act on feelings with someone already committed to be a homewrecker

Who says her crush has to be her age? She hangs around Kat after all, who lusts after dummy thick spies, magically buff court guards, and even an ancient bird-headed man.

It feels like sibling banter. Which seems appropriate.

We need some pics of the clap of Kat's ass cheeks alerting the guards.
Also, Snake is not a spy.

Why'd they both have to be girls, anyway? Statistically, at least one of those Annies should've been male. This is just blatant pandering.

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I know but I couldn't think of what else to call him. Soldier?

Yes. That's what he calls himself.

ALL ABORD THE ANNUAL DELUSIONAL ANNIEKAT TRAIN
TOO TOO!

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>You should be even happier with two of me then

Annie x Jones is really no less strange than Eglamore x Jones, considering Jones is insanely older than both.

In fact, the argument could be made that since Annie is a reincarnating fire elemental, that her spirit is much older than James'.

Rey is a bit of a father figure as well.

He wouldn't have anything against it though.

Which is exactly Annie's type.

My VIP frequent-passenger ticket, sir

You'll never make me stop, they've meant for each other

If they offered to date him simultaneously, the mystery man would not be able to resist. Even if he didn't particularly care for Annie on her own, no guy can resist banging hot twins.

just to prove you wrong, I'm going to increase the answer count of this post

True.
Annie is half granny.

Personally I think the idea sounds tiring since you'd have to satisfy two women instead of one

Bros... are the good times near at hand?

And Annie is already needy as fuck.
I would stay away from her, too, no matter how many of her there are.

Even in the astronomically unlikely event Tom ever put them together, it would probably at least another ten years in the future

Yeah, it's seriously not as much fun as you might think.

I want to fuck Annie

She is her father's daughter.

Fucking Annie? Definitely.
Getting into a relationship with Annie? I'd rather die.

I unironically want that too
>tfw no mild autism gf

>tfw annie will never give you an etheric blowjob in public

Imaa make court annie rape kat in the ether.

Webcomic is supplemental income for Magnolia, she mostly lives off income from working at a game shop and nannying.

Never Ever

We'll always have headcanon

Kannie becoming cannon would be the one thing that could utterly ruin this comic.

A relationship with Annie would just be fucking, or at least it could be. She doesn't have the wherewithal to know what a real relationship is, and could easily be convinced/convince herself that a boyfriend is just someone you have sex with every once in a while.

It's funny to me that you think that

Are you telling me that you’ve never wondered what a cock with the strong, ridged, unbending power of ORDER would look and feel like? You might be the real gay around here

ffs imaa if you don't make some kinda leather harness for Parley in your game I'm gonna be mad!!!

What if I don't make a Parley at all?

Then perish

Just heard the news about Gunn. I'm happy for you guys.

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Oh, Gunn's been unfired finally? Sweet!
With Cpt Marvel trying her darndest to ruin the mcu we'll need some good movies to fix it.

then you are disgusting!

>she's not going to steal him from Parley
>implying she could
Annie can't compete. She doesn't even HAVE a penis.

Jones (or I guess she'd Eglamore after he dies) it's a bad endgame, it fit's with Jones' MO and does not kill Annie.

Imagine Kat walking in on the Annies getting it on

and Court Annie is wearing a Kat wig

How old is Annie at this point?

Around 16

Zimmy's the only one I don't read with a UK/euro accent

No, in this context it would definitely be stranger, considering Annie is a teen, Eglamaore is an adult, and Jones has the body and mannerisms of an adult. Chronological age means nothing with immortals who stay unchanged for millennia

Eglamore/Jones is ultimately way weirder though because she looked after him since he was a freshfaced little boy

That's stupid. She has the most accent out of anyone.

Counterpoint: you're stupid

He's right though, the way Tom writes her dialogue she pretty clearly has a very strong accent.

Ysengrim.

Noice

You know it's either Jones or Ysengrim.

Her crush should be someone unexpected.
Like Gamma. Or Red.

>Voted, what a nerd.
>Wearing a coat, not strong enough to endure the elements on her own.
>Glasses, poor choice if you want to have eagle eyed children.
>Pink hat, gaaaaay.

Soon!

I dunno about sultry but they have had their moments, Smitty was one of the first people Annie really talked casually with.

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I really hope they stay separate. Clones get absolutely shafted in basically all fiction and deserve better. Also I have some kind of weird appreciation for "identical people" plots that I wouldn't exactly call a fetish, but...

There is zero evidence Annie is gay or bi.

I wish we had a drawfag that could match Tom's style because I want selfcest porn that is drawn as cutely as the Annies look in the entire half of this page.

...

Isn't that just random stuff in her mind? Doesn't mean she actually wants Jones.

Fair point

And yet, look at Ms Donlan

Annie is >anyone who will love mesexual

I'm under the impression that Annie doesn't give a shit about who shows her affection so long as it's someone. I don't think that she's gay, bi, or straight. She's fucking desperate.

True and it's Zimmy's interpretation of what she's seeing, so she's going to assume something like that. It's odd that Jones is naked there though.

>she CAN have sex with whoever she wants and it's not a bad or shameful thing
She had a pre-teen ganbang with all her male friends.

Everyone gets guns, and Red goes Columbine.

>jeez, eglamore is so hot
anons still think he didn't cuck Smitty

They're both wet now

The mental gymnastics you guys go through...

user, if Smitty got cucked, it's because he wanted to be.

Jones can't be endgame for Annie because her fire elemental demands cock in order to survive. Remember that, she has a crush on a MALE and must BREED with him (not self inserting btw totally legit goals in mind without ulterior motives).

No, sure, she's gonna want to get bred to death soon, but no one talked about that.
Her thing for Jones has nothing to do with that.

It will definitely be interesting to have two Annies contemplating their impending death and arguing over who gets to be bred first when the heat sets in.

Damn, I actually bought the "Annie is Asexual" meme, because she never seemed interested in romance.

Is it wrong that I'm more interested in finding out who Annie's crush is than finding out what the the Seed of Bismuth is?

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it is the perfect match though, Annie gets laid and doesn't die

depends how long Annie can live without her human half falling apart

>>Damn, I actually bought the "Annie is Asexual" meme, because she never seemed interested in romance.
she has an entire side comic where she lusts for green dick

Do you honestly think, knowing that they'll die if they breed, that none of Annie's ancestors ever thought of that?

to reel in the "i want to fugg a loli" crowd to compete with the bestiality degenerates.

I don't know but I really wanted this to go somewhere.

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She looks way older here

>annie
>wanting human boys
>wanting boys her age

> > 6 inch
Did you mean

Damn, married AND way out of her league? No wonder she's embarassed.

>When you try to play your game but get fucking schooled instead
That chapter was hilarious to me

how come the portraits on the cast page haven't been updated at all since the comic started

Because Tom secretly recognizes that the thick outlines look better

Whoops.

Don't do brainspiders, kids!

Or do.
To fully enjoy your Zimmy waifu.

Where it went was establishing what a cunt Annie is.

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skipping Janet and Winsbury's story

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So, who's the sad lad who's Annie's crush?

There is none, Tom is just teasing the audience.

pretty sure it's MacGuffin, agreeing with

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>panels 6 and 7

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YOU! THE READER!

I'll end this mini-excerpt here.

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IT BEGINS

... Jones probably reminds her of her father

The 7th panel is the first time I can recall not liking this comic's art in recent memory.
Please, Tom, never use that much red again. And court Annie's expression there... no. Just no.

Given the general logic of revenge, thats a pretty appropriate thing to do.

>that much red
We have seen redder.

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almost as red

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nah, its fine for this kind of page

Neither of those is anywhere near as bad though. The first one may be redder, but you can't actually see the facial features so it doesn't look as awful.