Steve, Tony and Thor all fail in trying to defeat Thanos

You forgot the scene where Carol kicks Thanos in the balls.

ban phoneposting

Thanos uses the gauntlet to turn himself into a trans disabled person of color.
No one dares criticize xer.

>>"Oh my God!"
>>"Don't bring her into this"

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remember during the leadup to aou when Yea Forums was shitting itself because they were fucking certain natasha was going to use mjolnir to kill ultron?

Now work in OWWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY INFINITY STONES and it'll be perfect, OP.

I want to see a comic of this in a similar vein to MUH PHEONIX

This is Yea Forums coming to Yea Forums

It would fit right after "Don't bring her into this," I think and you can add all the male avengers clutching their groins in sympathy

>look mommy my first post on Yea Forums XD

>Captain Marvel solo movie never happened
>Endgame third act
>all the Avengers lie defeated before Thanos, their destinies uncertain
>Marvel swoops in and lands with a grin
>"Fear not because I am here!"
>punches Thanos in the dick
>"wowie zowie right in the infinity stones!" etc
>everyone gets up to celebrate as Yub Nub starts playing

There, NO ONE would complain

Needs more condescending Shuri.

The fun thing about this is that i literally cant tell if its real

>Captain Marvel solo movie never happened
>Endgame third act
>all the Avengers lie defeated before Thanos, their destinies uncertain
>Marvel swoops in and lands with a grin
>"Fear not because I am here!"
>out of no where Johnny Cage with dick punch
>"wowie zowie right in the infinity stones!" etc
>everyone gets up to celebrate as Yub Nub starts playing

everyone too busy WTFing to complain

I-It could happen, maybe, and that makes my outrage and twenty threads dedicated to shitposting about it okay!

Change the glass ceiling but to her throwing him through the Mirror Dimension

Oh fuck off, we're having fun.

>"YOU CAN'T GRAB THIS PUSSY"
>carol kicks thanos in the dick so hard he dies

brilliant writing

>Post Credit Scene
>Ghost Rider shows up in a hot-pink Smart Car with Deadpool
"What is it guys, are we late?"

After that No Doubt fiasco, this Beyonce scene isn't that farfetched

OWIE

Lol xd

But it’s funny.

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>everyone gets up to celebrate as Yub Nub starts playing
God tier

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>Right In The Infinity Stones 2: Electric Boogaloo

So this is the power of Yea Forums and shit moderation

remember
>OWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

This is a time honoured Yea Forums meme

It's Yea Forums spamming Yea Forums

>Introduce unnecessary character with no history or emotional connection between the defeat and final victory
>Her film is possibly the worst in the MCU
>Make her literally the most powerful character in the MCU
I can't imagine why people think something like OP will happen.

You're the only one taking this seriously, cockfag.

And the dog putting its paws over its eyes.

shut up, Yea Forums

>Movie starts with a cgi animated summary of the previous movie
>the opening credits inform you that the Russo Brothers have been replaced by the Wichowski Sisters
>movie starts with Tony drifting through space
>he’s rambling into his radio
>”these spacesuits, they have dick slots. I can’t pee anymore because I refuse to wear any dick sleeve labeled with a word smaller than humongous”
>he takes a long drag of a vape
>the camera pans down and you can see he’s vaping bourbon whiskey
>on the way back to earth Carol finds him and carries him home.
>the intermission is just some man describing the texture of female discharge.
>all of the information is correct
>hour long arc about how Kamala Khan hated the inhumans tv show
>they reveal all the tv shows were tv shows in-universe
>In a bold move, Matt Murdock is played by a bald man.
>Chelsea Cain plays Stan Lee turning the cameo

Based