LOL!

>doesn't understand why people like sports, D & D and Transformers
>likes Other M and The Zelda Cartoon (so much he considers it more canon than the games)

What a fuckwad.

Well, a bit sure, but the premise is still about horny teenagers
Twilight has some of the most explicit fanfics out there, to the point one of them became 50 Shades of Grey

You can't judge a source material by its fanfics, no matter how bad said source material is.

Attached: Syacmoney.jpg (800x618, 265K)

Attached: 1550678896265.jpg (792x2000, 823K)

>holding hands for this long
I didn't know a boobs man could be gay.

Yes they were horny but wasn't the entire point that they need to get married before they fuck because Edward wouldn't put out otherwise

Attached: khakifetish.jpg (1125x340, 90K)

Last thread I caught somebody told me to "stop trying to make this a thing".
This is how low this board has sunk over the years.

Attached: carneval.jpg (1024x680, 201K)

Don't worry, Carnevale user, I still remember your heroic escapades.

I wish I was him.
I'm only a follower.

Attached: venezia-passeggiata_2a789.T0.jpg (3872x2592, 2.39M)

lel

Attached: captain-america-copy-1.png (1000x955, 530K)

I've never seen a person told to fuck off by so many people that he's now relegated to a tiny corner of Facebook.

haha

Attached: garfield.jpg (1200x662, 304K)

Truly, Dobby is the great unifier.

Attached: gamergate-comic-1.png (625x605, 52K)

Attached: dobson.jpg (751x1064, 110K)

>Samus can have emotions AND kick ass!
I don't think Other M samus does either of those things

Is there any saving or redeeming Dobson?

Attached: Mr Lovecraft.jpg (2048x1988, 340K)

This one's good tho

I think this is why Dobson (poorly) repeats everyone else opinions in the most basic bitch simplified way. Any time he has an original thought or opinion it's absolute retard shit tier.

As I said, he's the great unifier. Everybody can hate him together.

He's like in his mid 40s or something. If he was going to stop being a retard he would have already.

Attached: 8bit.png (720x936, 174K)

it's amazing how he managed misinterpret every single thing

Superior alternative

He's in his 30's actually

Attached: affirmative-action-comic.png (625x605, 53K)

I wish someone would have saved Dobson's old streams. He literally whined like an actual toddler in one for like 30 minutes about people calling his art shit. That's when my disgust turned to pity. That dude obviously isn't playing with a full deck.

Who would win in a fight; Dobson or Mark Waid?

Attached: FUCKING FIX IT.jpg (1280x720, 119K)

Such a laughable concept
LOL

Attached: virgin.jpg (853x1280, 289K)

Well Dobson has to mod skyrim so nobody can hurt each other so I think he'd lose a fight against literally anyone.

I get not liking Transformers, everyone is free to have their opinions, but how can you not understand the appeal? It is giant robots beating the shit out of each other.

Attached: gay steven.jpg (960x794, 172K)

you sure about that?

Attached: sexist bard.png (476x491, 413K)

Attached: one-weird-trick.png (1000x1411, 578K)

>his favorite M Night movie is the one where the critic is the villain

like pottery

>bitch baby whose been bullied and takes it way too personal

No fucking wonder you don’t like Sienfeld

ultra kek

that turns into cars, what kinda kid wouldnt love that shit? Faggot kids, that's who

>shitting up a Dobson thread now
Jesus Christ, you vermin are worse than AIDS on a leper.

Yeah, I also remember him livestreaming it. He stabbed some man harassing a woman and went "harrrumph take dat'!"

I swear to God I remember a time where he was modding violence out of the game but maybe I'm accidentally making shit up.

That got me to blow air out my nose.

I think he turned off the mod briefly to kill the Bard.

>shitting up a Dobson thread now
you are a funny guy

Attached: 566.jpg (1280x960, 468K)

I think you're blowing this all out of proportion.

This one's a real knee-slapper

Attached: 1547993929880.png (591x883, 395K)

You can say he's really inflating the issue here.

If Dobson would have kept drawing creepy porn and worked on his art people would probably love him in the CURRENT YEAR desu.

S E E T H I N G

That is one jealous roasty

lol

Attached: Fixed.jpg (1200x840, 327K)

Is Bigot a real last name? It's probably French.

That's 2 patrons fewer than I expected!

Attached: tumblr_otrx2vG0GI1wtvsydo1_500.jpg (480x327, 26K)

Or have half a brain. A wizard engaging in melee combat with a literal horde of enemies?

Holy shit, only 15 people are even donating to his main Patreon. He used to have like 80. Poor idiot.

This is a LOL thread.

Attached: 1482839495527.gif (750x818, 50K)

This guy made fun of Stan Lee death when his corpse wasn't even cold. He is literally Dobson Garbage tier artist

>smug, fat loser trying to make himself seem cultured yet quirky but just comes off as a pretentious sop
Doesn't the internet have enough of these?

To be honest his latest piece doesn't look too shabby at all. I think he's really improved actually.

Attached: Octo_Heart.jpg (3300x2550, 2.46M)

Attached: holocaust.jpg (1200x380, 93K)

What he did was an asshole thing, but Kelly is nowhere near as bad as Dobson. For one, Kelly is amusing in a positive way.

>a vampire written like an old fart from the era he was actually born
If somebody other than that retarded mormon lady wrote it, could be good and funny.

No but it's another example of his obsession with lesbians.

There's something off about the entire image. It's too busy with the shadows and the various colours, but the line work is just too simple.

He needed a pass for Nigger-Man? The man already shot his load with an entire poem long before Rats in the Walls.
en.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Creation_of_Niggers

Dobson just REALLY wants to draw porn. He'd be so much happier if he allowed himself to drop any pretense of being a virtuous intellectual and just became the weirdo neckbeard he truly is.

Reminder. This is the same guy who said Cuphead or in his own words "Cupman" is a bad game because he doesn't like having to remember the patterns of bosses and that having to get better and improve is wrong.

That's what he was, then became ashamed of it because it wasn't getting him any pussy. Now he's been on the SJW kick for a while now hoping that will also get him pussy.

>Nobody complaining about how small the OP image is
What the fuck is wrong with you retards?

Please be respectful user, you have to have an n-word pass in order to say the n-word word.

Attached: golden-ticket-copy.png (1000x1006, 405K)

Every autismo who posts in these threads knows it by heart already.

This. I didn't even bother to expand it.

Nope, he is manlet bald fat trash with a massive ego just like Dobson. He even draws himself in every single comic!

>became ashamed of it because it wasn't getting him any pussy
You're more right than I think you even know.

Attached: dobsonTriesToExpandHisGirlfriendsHorizons.png (919x326, 20K)

>3 patrons
top kek

Attached: 1471206175161.jpg (384x435, 79K)

"Kelly" the satirist isn't bad.
"Ward Sutton", the actual person is almost as bad as Dobson.

Attached: Kelly on white people.jpg (1280x853, 616K)

>Is an artist
>Can't paint

Holy shit

Attached: tumblr_pocb2hLV1t1r7r8ub_640.png (627x307, 32K)

>wife with Scat fetish And Guy trying to convince his wife to take a dump on him
This wouldn't happen if the Nazi would have won ww2

Popping is guro, what the fuck did he expect?
He wants women to die painfully, usually as a result from homosexual activities.

Jesus christ. I actually side with Dobson on this one. I feel filthy.

>That’s supposed to be Dobson

Let me guess, he thinks Pearl and Marina admiring each other means they are lesbo’s

This right here was the beginning of the end. Even when it comes to shit like video games he has to over compensate now. "The current Nintendo characters are racist/sexist and the older versions aren't." When in reality he could just say "I'm a massive nostalgiafag and I prefer the old westernized version of these characters." Everything has to be wrapped in a veil of pseudo intellectualism. Just be a degenerate fucking weirdo Dobson. It's not like you're good at what you're doing now.

Attached: Andrew_Dobson_-_Nintendo_Localization.jpg (800x1153, 360K)

lol

Attached: REPUBLICANS.jpg (600x458, 73K)

those squids are kids, you diddler.

>Superior to Dobson
Damning with faint praise

Attached: 5C5745F7-647F-462E-9854-7DB252C7E942.jpg (640x480, 43K)

Attached: 1463291690665.png (650x3260, 1.37M)

Hitler had a scat fetish.

I really don't get how that was supposed to be a bad thing.

Attached: eat her.jpg (1350x1875, 237K)

I don't think it was. I'm pretty sure that was drawn by a guy is favor of the GOP. It was just posted here by someone who thinks it looks stupid.

That's just part of being German.

Attached: stoss.jpg (625x790, 161K)

That's David Horsey, one of the biggest liberal cartoonists around.
He unironically drew that because he thought it was insulting to Republicans.

Attached: horsey8.jpg (1400x1077, 282K)

I don't know if I believe all this "Hitler had one ball and fucked exclusively cousins who were underage and also he murdered them after having them shit on him plus he was gay" stuff.
It's like they wheel out a new weird sex-related Hitler fact once a year, and they're starting to really stack up.
How are they even finding this weird shit out in 2019?

He was Austrian.

>No wall
>Insulting KIKES is now illegal
>Racism against white folk is okay, they don't even hide it
>Israel our greatest Ally, don't have money for wall but we do for sandniggers
>Pump and dumb socialism
>Master negotiator backed off and literally sucked dicks
>Kekistan cringe self destroyed and now everyone hates it except autists
>Slippery slope, pedophiles are now part of the gay movement
>War to others countries for Israel!
Soi faggot mutts you don't have testosterone, you have silicone injected in your tiny babies testicles.

Leftists undermining their own points with bad satire has been a thing for ages
>the left can't meme

>stoss
I wold have gone with "Stoneloss", but I'm stealing it anyway.

Attached: n74de1bcjix01.png (1024x1024, 218K)

Well fun thread, who would have thought this would be the bait that turns it into a shitshow?

>expecting anyone to read all that in a LOL thread
LOL

Attached: 34.png (1000x500, 342K)

IIRC the purpose of the mod was just to remove hostility. You could still kill people. They just wouldn’t fight back

Attached: cop free.png (640x494, 444K)

Oh. Christ, I can't even imagine what the hell must be wrong with you to think is an insult.

Also,
>clip

Attached: angryPunisher.jpg (612x814, 201K)

I use that comic specifically to bait /k/

Eva Braun was his cousin. That part isn't new.

what's the message here?

Attached: jews.jpg (750x1425, 129K)

>You could still kill people. They just wouldn’t fight back

Where's the fun in that?

To be fair I wouldn’t mind lesbian relationship between them, because it’s kinda hot, I know is not happening, but it would be a cute pairing

I thought there was a loli cousin too now.
Anyway, I don't give a shit about Hitler's dick because it's rotted away into nothing. My mom's always babbling about Hitler's dick's exploits because of her fucking podcasts.

Clearly it's that fat middle-aged beer drinkers are fun to party with. Avoid snobby cocktail engineers at all cost because they'll never get around to actually drinking a god damned thing.

White people can't booze?

"I need a black man to fuck my wife", the same as every other one of his unironic comics.

Attached: kelly on being an even bigger cuck.jpg (1280x964, 454K)

>Agreeing on Dobson about Korrasami being a good thing
You should feel filthy.

>dobson is your average yurifag
So either turns tranny or rapes someone, like all yurishitters eventually do

I think the mod is for people who just want to wander around Skyrim and look at the scenery. It still takes like half of the gameplay out

Dobson doesn’t want fun. He wants an escape. Consider this; when he plays Skyrim it’s running at 10 fps and he’s proud about that

I don't agree on that part. I agree with him that he shouldn't change his mind because some fat cunt on the internet says he should. Just because he has terrible fucking taste doesn't mean he isn't entitled to have such taste.

Still the most adorable redpill I've ever seen.

Oh God, the delusion, the naivety. "If we get rid of police everyone will be happy forever!" Was this written by a child?

Attached: Assigned White.jpg (960x889, 178K)

I'm pretty sure he made fun of Stan Lee while he was alive too though. If you aren't willing to make fun of someone when they're dead you shouldn't do it when they're alive.

Kinda, I guess.

I see what you did there

>50-round clip
And this is why informed opinions are the only ones people should listen to.

Attached: SJW League.jpg (600x643, 65K)

Like, actually made fun, or Kelly style made fun?

Attached: kellyrussertcarlin_article.jpg (544x392, 50K)

I'd read it.

Attached: Days of Futures Inevitable.jpg (594x864, 203K)

The only problem with this comic is that burgers are more delicious than pineapples and you would be able to come closer to living entirely off burgers (carbs, protein etc...) than living entirely off pineapples.

>Implying he did something wrong
MCUbaby, Stan was not a saint and, unlike you, could take a joke in stride

What about Hawaiian Burgers?

I imagine you could put pineapple on a burger as well. That actually doesn't sound like a terrible idea. Some teriyaki sauce, couple of slices of pineapple, medium burger? I'd try it.

That is a thing that people do actually. Burgers have all sorts of toppings that you don't encounter much in North America.

Saurkraut, fried eggs, pineapple, all sorts of stuff.

hoard, user, a hoard of enemies

Attached: lover not fighter.gif (900x280, 122K)

>Saurkraut, fried eggs
Those are very common in North America. It's usually Europeans that seem to be confounded by the idea of a burger with an egg on it

Attached: 1536793092122.jpg (600x458, 111K)

Oh yeah, you know, smart people just love to carry around a printout of the periodic table.

Pretty good, especially when the pineapple's been grilled and you also have some grilled hot peppers on there.

Bruce, Barry mother is also dead.

What kind of cheese do you put on a Hawaiian burger? I'm imaging that Pepper Jack would work well.

We have fancy burgers all the time in brewpubs and whatnot.
I've had a burger with carmelized apple, wilted kale, and brie. It was pretty good.

Pepperjack, maybe a cheddar.
Muenster, perhaps.

He did say that "you don't encounter much".

You have to admit, that stuff isn't very common even for restaurant burgers.

Batman doesn't care about other people's parents dying, unless he gets a new sidekick out of it.

>Mexican burger/snack/icecream joint by my house has some of the weirdest combos.
Fucking pizza burger, chili mango burger, some burger with tamarind paste and ingredients I couldn't translate to english.
It's a shame they make the patties too thick or I'd try more of their burgers. I can't bring myself to eat a half pound of ground beef like that.

Isn't that something you can ask for? Just request a quarter pound. They'd probably do it.

And I'm jealous, chili mango burger sounds incredible.

>Likes Voyager
>Likes ENSIGN FUCKING KIM
I have never seen anyone else who likes that bland loser of a character

>he likes lady in the water
>the movie about how all critics are evil and the world is better off without them

Yeah, he would like that wouldn't he?

>Barry's mom is named Nora
>Batman doesn't care about her
Checks out.

You'd almost swear it was joke. From anyone else, it would be.

>is a staunch advocate for feminism
>loves the one Metroid game where Samus gets treated like a child, shot in the back, and disrespected by nearly everyone in the entire game

Attached: Untitled.png (416x352, 190K)

>Just request a quarter pound
I cannot speak Spanish that well, and they cannot speak English that well.
I just get their carne asada fries, and eat it over the course of three meals.

I only ever got them from my local chippy, and they just use your basic bitch processed shit.
Not that I would know the difference.

>dobson thread devolves into food talk
It's almost like he makes these himself

Dobson loves weak women who are emotional because he sees himself in them. That's why he loves BotW Zelda so much.

Attached: kelly doing food analagies.jpg (1155x1800, 687K)

>accuses my food opinions of being like Dobson's
I'm pretty offended over here

if anything I wouldn't side with him simply because of how he phrases it. Instead of being upfront about his lesbian obsession he still tries to morally grandstand his view on it and implies that there's something wrong with you if you don't like it just like when everyone was saying if you don't like it you're a homophobe
so while he is right that someone shouldn't tell you what to like he's also wrong because he still does it for a shithead reason

Attached: 1551487929969.png (297x247, 148K)

Fair point.

>Jarvis

this
he is right but he's still being a dishonest prick

>half of them mention "healing"

Attached: 1552482167450.png (480x476, 577K)

Even on the rare occasions when he's right, he's right in the wrongest possible way. That's another staple of Dobby.

>even when a lesbian tells you your lesbian fetish is creeping her out and you still try to make her the bad guy
bravo Dobby

>all those exact dead-in-the-eyes expressions
yeah not brainwashed at all

What does that have to do with comics?

What are you even talking about

Attached: 1552252306089.jpg (526x1258, 173K)