I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND user!

>I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND user!

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Heffer is a fucking horrible friend I get he's a male steer and they don't really do all that much but all this fat fucker does is watch 24 nonstop hours of TV and eats everything in the house.

he will pick up your grandma from the airport.
>YES GRANNY RRRRRRRRRROCKKKOOOO

Fuck no
You throw all rocko’s game in the trash
You are a terrible friend

He ran rocko all the way to the hospital.

Nah, I'll pass.

>Heffer apparently got his life together enough to be run a summer camp before some psycho stole his identity

How old was he at the time? Like pushing into his 20s? Because I remember episodes where his father pretty much telling him to get a damn job already.

>Why aren't you wearing the triangles?!
>You're too FAT to fit into the triangles!!

Yet Patrick Star is okay.

he is an expert skater, trivia king, succesfull porn movie director, boy scout leader and dancer.
give my boy a fucking break.

sounds like my dad even if i paid my own studies and made 1K from my house.

why even compare them

Patrick only occasionally ruins Spongebob's life and usually they're partners in crime ruining someone else's like Squidward's.

Rocko's a good boy just trying to get by so it's worse that his best friend is an albatross around his neck.

Ey, he saves Rocko's life with G.I.Jimbo.

Rocko and Spongebob have a lot of staff overlap. Tom Kenny was Heffer for example.

>succesfull porn movie director

I don't remember this episode.

NAAAAAAAKEEEEEED

I'm not looking for a friend.

>literal eunuch

HAHAHA

That was art, not porn.

OH MY

HEHEHEHE

OH MY OH MY

hes a better person than most of the people in the town.

You just described 90% of Yea Forums an 95% of Yea Forums

And that's what Rocko's Modern Life is about, everybody is really shitty in some way and how society only manages to drag each other to the bottom.