Admit it. You want a girl like her

fpbp

As a cocksleeve sure.

Manic pixie dream girls are only wanted by teens who’ve never experienced love. Date one and you’ll see how empty and worthless they are as a human, and how them being constantly aloof will crush you when they leave you.

>implying 90% of this board could get a gf
>implying it matters in an archetype discussion
>not getting the wife level artist gf

>mischievous stoner surfer girl
sure

Sure. A spooky confident Girl who is into the undead and magic but likes to spend time with you on the beach and skateboarding. She can be very chill but is always open for some dumb shit like messing with people

>A girl with a junkyard on her ears.
She might have AIDS at this point too

Stop projecting user.
Just because you never experienced love in your life doesn't give you the right to judge others.

Nah, i want a girl like Korra

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a girl from a shitty show? nah

Any girl who would put up with me is automatically too good for me.

fpsp

I want a girl like Princess Marco she was the only perfect girl in the show.

I came to that conclusion once, regret it to this day.

>I want a girl to cuck me with another girl.

Me and my gf [female] look down on your shenanigans.

I can be your princess Marco.

I want to be a girl like her.

unf

Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend user.

Yes.
But I'm not Marco.

Even if we came to the same conclusion. We had different reasons for doing so and it can't be said that, that means that how I understand my situation is wrong; just because yours was.

And if you do... can I be your boyfriend?

youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

We doin this again?

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Sure, but I'd be a heartbreaker. A perfect girl you only know for a while then I move on. I leave several broken souls scattered all over the world that will never forget me but I can't be arsed to remember them.

Bitch, i'm really fabulous for...
Make both fall in love to me in a consensual way

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LONG LIVE STARCO!!!!!!!

Star can have him.

Jackie has moved on to better things.

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>I’m not like the other girls
>I swear
Oh... I see how it is! YOU SLUT!

As long as we have sex a couple of times am fine. Do whatever you want.

hell yes I want a chill gf like Jackie and not a retarded brat like Star.

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I want to post the gif of Princess Marco getting fucked in the ass

Do it, coward

Post it, it's worth the ban.

I want a girl like that... but she’s going to be the usual 2D girl.

I'm not at home right now.

I'll post it if I can find it.

Nah.
Relationships are too much trouble and complicated as fuck.

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this is not real dude embrace it

not after this

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gross

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If we use tulpamancing she will be real.

>not liking a literal perfect girl because she has some piercings in her ear.

Come on lads....

First Yea Forums invades and now /r9k/

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Everybody hates bald girls...
I love them

What wrong with Marco?

I want a guy like him (and, no, I will not cuck him).

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At this point I'll settle for "breathing"

Think instead of a girl worth fighting foooooor

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>Emotionally unstable.
>Easily manupulated.
>Adds nothing to the show.
>All around useless in this point of the show, just a River level of comedy relief.
And the list goes on.

In that case...
Here's your girl worth fighting for

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At this point I just want death.

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You can't dick down a tulpa, sadly.

You can if you go down the rabbit hole enough.
To the no-turn back point.

I have a girl like her.

Would it heal me? I mean, I've been thinking about it a lot and how I feel that loneliness is making me sick, but is it? Or am I just making myself sick and that dream of finding a girl who'd make it better and keep me company and be with me when everything seems so dark is just a fantasy.

Post pics.

You catually want a dog user.
By your description you don't want a person just someone that hugs you when you are whinning of how hard is life.
Get a job and improve yourself user.
Nobody will heal you, you have to heal yourself.

I can pay for the reconstructive surgery.

I have a job, that's the thing. I work 8 hours a day, I drink 2 liters of water, I excersice twice a week, I sleep at least 6 hours, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I still feel like shit. And I like to tell myself that it's loneliness but I think I'm the problem.

Uv Corse!

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Then you're a whinig bitch. Excersice more.
You have the money, you have the body. Find a hobby, study something.
I wish I had a job.

>3 svtfoe threads
For what purpose

your hand doesn't count, faggot

There's more on Yea Forums sometimes

Is the only good thing left in this shitty place.

I would question this but I've heard weirder.

>Implying she doesn't have that shit in her boobs/clit

...

You can post porn in Yea Forums or they just post it to get the thread deleted?

Jackie would listen to bands like Fall Out Boy, why is she on Yea Forums?

I prefer girls whose eye sockets stay inside their heads.

>You want a girl

Ehhhhhhh...

With a Short shirt and a looooooong jacket,

I WANT A GIRL JUST LIKE THE GIRL THAT MARRIED DEAR OL' DAD

SHE WAS A PEARL AND THE ONLY GIRL THAT DADDIE EVER HAD

A GOOLD OLD-FASHIONED GIRL WITH HEART SO TRUE

ONE THAT LOVES NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU

I WANT A GIRL JUST LIKE THE GIRL THAT MARRIED DEEEEAR OLD DAAAAAAD

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>Boco is a faggot
Why am I not fucking surprised.

a girl worth fighting for?]/spoiler]

i miss her

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Sure

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>cute
>likes sports
>feminine
>body made for pumping out children
I'd take her over la Goblina de los Mewni in a heartbeat.

Yeah, a Jackie would be nice, but so would a Kelly. I think I would want an Eclipsa more though.

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Honestly as long as it's not gauges I'm fine

Same

Fag

a headstrong idiot who is incapable of doing anything competent on her own? Or did you just mean a brown muscled girl?

Manic pixie dream girls don't exist in real life. They're the stuff of movies.

The real question is, why does he want a lesbian?

All that doesn't matter user.
She's a lesbian and that makes her the epitome of a perfect human being, no matter what mistakes she makes, it's all right.

girls just want to be wanted

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The last one.
Although I would like her personality to be retractant when she makes a mistake and not as immature as in the canon.
I feel stupid to have fallen in love with her.
DAME DA NE, DAME YO, DAME NA NO YO
With that crappy ending from S1 she's bisexual.
Don't push to the limit that comment, pal.

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She's a lesbian.

Everyone wants to be wanted user.

Why, just why, expalin

Is this photo real?

See that edited finger.

I feel ya every day I wake up from a dreamless slumber and think why couldn't I stay in the void.

Gay is the new ok.
She could have commited mass genocide and be forgiven because she's a lesbian.

Nipple rings can be really hot

Nah, I bet she likes shit like sublime and dub.

Don't tell me what I know ... in the long run I only use her as the base because I don't have money to pay a artist to make a concept of a "glorification" of Korra in a novel.

You can always become a transgender lesbian woman user. That fucked up shit is normal these days.

What?
Why do you think I'm a woman in the first place?

>DoN'T TeLl mE WaT i knOW
Fucking snowflakes. She's a lesbian and you're a moron of the lowest IQ.

Did you read this before comment that fucking generic shit: ?

Transgender woman is a guy who defines himself as a woman.

Sorry m8...
I think you've misinterpreted everything I've said.
Or maybe you try to bait me but i'm too autist to understand

nah, I want to BE her

that just grounds her as a more realistic character with visible flaws.

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> A Susan-sort of Sarah
> A Jenny-ish Joanne
> Wait for me, I'm ready now
> I'll find you if I caaaaannn!!!

>if a girl has piercings in her ear she has them EVERYWHERE
dude what

Huh?

Yea Forums has two SVTFOE these last two months and they were actually good.

>boob piercings
I find those kinda hot

>clit piercings
I'm still kinda unsure. I feel like it's kinda hot but also it looks super uncomfortable. I never met a woman who I knew had one. I wonder if it makes sex more pleasurable or less. Is it sanitary?

Either way, here's a Jackie

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Right in the feels, bro

that doesnt even look good.... she seems to be addicted to risks which is fine because she is young, take it out of your system girl.

The thought of it makes me absolutely erect.

>Will aggressively tease you, but will be really sweet in her sassiness
>Likes history and the occult
>Likes adventure
>Knows what she wants, romantically and sexually, and isn't afraid to ask for it

LONDON

I want a girl (girl) and a girl (male)

“A girl like star” in real life is just an autist

>user is a cute masturbating female

yes, please

why? what sort of attributes does that mean?

I'd be cool with friendships that have occasional sex and making out.

Then again, I like avoiding drama. Those two don't really work well together, from what I hear

>I love them
why? no judgment, but what's the appeal?

I want to be a hot girl but still grounded and chill. Like, Jackie is just a cool chick.

you want to be a cute skating female?

>I want to be a hot girl but still grounded and chill
I think you could pull it off, user. What's stopping you?

>is just an autist
Even better

I have a penis and have no interest in cutting it off.

Based and Tompilled

just tuck it backwards, put on a tight pair of panties and court those cute Mexican traps

...i want a girl.
Period.

Get a girlfriend (male). It's easier, but comes with a side of existential dread.

I mean, yeah

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>he still won't admit he's wrong
Just stop. Stop before you embarrass yourself even further. Just stop. Stop. Don't even think about replying. Just stop. Don't. Don't do it. Stop.

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty nice.

get into fitness or something

more like I ended up with a girl like her after what I wanted didn't work out.

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>all my school crushes are married
>still haven't been on a date

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Any particular crushes you wish you would’ve ended up with? What’re you up to in life now?

none of them, probably for the better. They were all nice but they all pretty much shot me down. and if they don't like you back there's not too much point

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Well at least your mentality is pretty healthy

Same here tbqh
Tom is qt and great and has shown impressive personal growth, he's a good egg

Not gay

Every day I am reminded of my impending wizardom.

Nah, I want a woman.

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A girl like her intimidates me greatly.

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Yeah but her boobs are fused together tho

lol exercise only twice a week? Try 5 times a week of moderate-tough exercise and you will feel much better about everything. You are depressed because you sit on your ass so much.

eh, I don't think that'd hold up in court

Eh. she's a strong girl, she'll pry them apart somehow.

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okay you know what? I'm in

Good user.

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penis

It's non canon

>litteral paperclips in her ear

Might as well have aids at that point

Delet this

I see blood

Oh, don't misunderstand. I love women, I just don't see the point in being with one.

Forgot Girls want bad boys ! XD

How is he Easily manupulated and Emotionally unstable. I agree he adds nothing to the show but
Easily manupulated how?

My respects.

I want a job and money. Relationship is a minor problem.

For what reasons?

Have you ever had a bf like Tom? What do you like about him?

Is it that she's laid back and you'd have to put forth more effort? Or is it that she's attractive?

Tom seems less of a bad boy and more of a misunderstood lad who is sorta sweet deep down.

>It's easier, but comes with a side of existential dread.
And a penis.

thick and veiny or cute and femme?

I want the same thing.
If you have a job and money the relationship comes on it's own.

Women who try to survive the world product of strong medicine that cause baldness or demonstrate originality to society.

Who doesn't? Serious question

He is.

Tom is hardly a bad boy. In fact he's more likely a pretty boy since he's a prince and sometimes shows up in suits (even though he usually shows up in his punk clothes).

He's cute when he's calm and I'm use to (and like) guys who have short tempers.

Don't even try to pretend like you're not lusting after a Green Haired Succubus Boco

more like this please

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>I want a job and money.
what's stopping you?

do you think it was Jackie's first time too?

>In fact he's more likely a pretty boy since he's a prince and sometimes shows up in suits
He is pretty fashion conscious. I think an underrated aspect of Tom is that he knows how to dress pretty well and take care of himself. A lot of dude don't really know how, especially at 15-16.

>He's cute when he's calm and I'm use to (and like) guys who have short tempers.

Was the last guy you were with like Tom?

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Jackie strikes me as a sweet girl who probably is a virgin but is probably used to a lot of guys trying to get with her. Jackie seems like an adventure type of girl who was an early bloomer and probably a little more protective of herself since a lot of dudes hit on her from an early age when she started to develop.

Memeing aside, the episodes where she spent time with Marco showed she was very sweet.

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>Every comment about love is fucking simple & pathetic.
That's why you never get real love, motherfuckers

Did he cum inside her?

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given his personality I think he'd know better and pull out just to be same, that is if he isn't already protected

All while Star watched and cried.

>the episodes where she spent time with Marco showed she was very sweet.
Which was a neat aversion of the "bad girlfriend" shtick that some romance stories (usually for girls or women) do where the designated couple's path to being together is disrupted by the guy temporarily getting with another girl. Sailor Moon, which every female showrunner these days seems to love, did this in a desultory fashion.

Sometimes the "other girl" is superficially superior but unsuitable in a deeper way. Jackie is sexier than Star but whereas a straight version of this shtick would have her be selfish or judgemental or just not very interested in Marco, she's actually shown to be very sweet (while Star is rash and vindictive), seeming to invert the usual way things go.

And then it just plays out the usual ending straight where the guy loses interest in the other girl the second the main character confesses to him.

In real life Star would be a terrible girlfriend.

i'm actually excited for this arc

what you mean, user?

>fun
>pretty
>rich
>magic

Not seeing any downsides.

>Which was a neat aversion of the "bad girlfriend" shtick
Oh, absolutely! I was so worried they were gonna make Jackie a huge bitch who was going to "steal Marco" from Star. Instead, they made her a very sweet girl who just wanted to spend more time with Marco.

I came away from that actually less pissed at the staff, compared to other fans of the show. I respected that the staff took a direction where no one was a jerk, but where things just didn't work out and everything was fairly mutual. I also respected that they didn't make Marco automatically become Star's boyfriend the next episode or villainize Tom because he's dating Star now. I'm all for shows being more nuanced and multi-faceted about their character relationships and not doing the binary "this relationship good, this relationship bad" trope.

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I really like and respect that he works hard on improving himself even when it's difficult and there's setbacks. He's somewhat spoiled, which is understandable as he seems to be an only child crown prince, but is working towards being a better person (even though he skips up occasionally. And beneath the superficial shit aggro-heavy social skills he's insecure and vulnerable - and a sweetheart and a real, loyal friend. His friendship with Marco, actions during the battle of Mewni as well as his ability to deal with first thinking he's lost Star and now with the growing inkling that yep it wasn't just a misunderstanding with not being a gasket are admirable.

That sort of ability to face your faults and tenaciously work on changing them is valuable in a man. Plus he's cute af, and has a really nice voice. Also magical.

I think she'd be fine. She likes having fun and is adventurous. She's proven to be loyal and family oriented. She has a rebellious streak, which is cool. She also is shown to be a loving girlfriend at times, though sometimes a little absentminded.

>Fun only when she knows what she's doing but has the tendency of jumping in dangerous things without thinking about the consequences making it a russian roulette until something happens to you.
>Pretty...yeah she is.
>Rich: money that you will never lay a hand on.
>Magic: That you can't use depening only on her.
And she is a little emotionally unstable.

But they DID. They ditched Jackie as soon as they could. The ending of the story line which had grown a modicum of complexity was rushed and simplistic. It was all just a distraction.

I hated that Marco broke up with Jackie just because he wanted to to Mewni to be with Star and be a heroe.
In the end Marco who was the mature one of the Star Marco duo was pretty childish not leting Star go.
Now he is just a guy who throw his life away and is relegated to litteral sidekick of Star with a made up title.
They could just leave Marco of the show and focus on Star being force to be more mature after all the Ludo conflict.

Those all make sense. I agree, Tom actually is a pretty good guy. I also like that Nefcy didn't make him as bad of a guy as he was in the first appearance. He definitely made improvements and I think he's benefitted from creating actual bonds and relationships with people. I can imagine that being a prince can be very lonely or isolating.

>That sort of ability to face your faults and tenaciously work on changing them is valuable in a man.

Very true. Or anyone really. I know a lot of people who still need to work on themselves and move away from blaming others for issues they cause on their own.

>Plus he's cute af, and has a really nice voice. Also magical.

For sure. Also, imagine what a magical gf/bf would be like. Date options would definitely be endless.

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That's a fair critique. I think I meant more about how they didn't make Jackie into a mega bitch who weighed down Marco as a person. They made them have a very good date, showed there was chemistry between the two, but Marco had a more personal connection to Star so it wasn't going to work out in the end. They didn't go with the easy option of making Jackie such an odious person that Marco "realized the error of his ways" and ditched Jackie for Star.

Jackie broke up with Marco because she could tell he didn't really care about her.

Maybe it was an attempt to ship Jackie out of the series with some grace but it also made Marco look like an idiot who can't handle being anyone's lover.

For some reason this opinion doesn't seem common on Yea Forums (I've seen anons saying they might as well have made Jackie a bitch so she wouldn't feel like a wasted character), but I completely agree. I was pretty glad they didn't go the easy route and just make her a terrible person, and by the end of Sophomore Slump I actually ended liking her character a lot more because it proved her interactions with Marco were sincere.

>For some reason this opinion doesn't seem common on Yea Forums
I think a lot of anons prefer conflict since it would be funnier. I was never really big into it since it feels like a cheap excuse to end a relationship or abandon a character. Not every relationship ends because someone was an asshole or a bitch. Sometimes, people just have different needs or priorities and no one is a "bad guy" in the situation. I'd like to see more healthy relationships and amicable break-ups in comics and cartoons (and in all forms of media), especially since these things influence people and their perceptions.

>I actually ended liking her character a lot more because it proved her interactions with Marco were sincere.
Same. Jackie genuinely liked Marco and really wanted to get to know him better. It made me feel a little bad for her too since Marco kinda went after Star and after spending a little time on Mewni he felt pretty easy about leaving it all behind, including her. I really want her to get some form of callback this season.

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I think Marco did care about Jackie, but I think Star was someone Marco cared about more. One thing I did find frustrating was that they sorta made Marco kinda uncaring and aloof about the people he cares about, which felt uncharacteristic of him. I feel like Season One and Season Two Marco wouldn't have been unaware of his friends and family or would totally abandon Jackie without communicating what was happening. Hell, I think it would've been better if they had an episode where Marco talks this stress out with Jackie and then pursues Star.

This would have been ideal. This would have been a great follow up episode after BfM. We didn't get it and that's regrettable.

>after BfM
Or before it. An Earth episode and a Mewni episode would've been perfect to cover the bases of the fall out from the season finale and Star fleeing Earth.

I still liked BfM but it could've definitely been done a little better.

I understand the conection thing. But he always saw Star as his best friend, almost as a sister. He didn't started to have romantic feelings for her until she confessed her feelings for her.
And as you said, it felt completely out of character that he ditched not only Jackie but his entire family and friends.
Marco was a nice character but in Season 3 he change his personality out of the blue.

>Marco was a nice character but in Season 3 he change his personality out of the blue.
I'm hoping he can be salvaged this season. The first two episodes gave me hope. I hope he can retain the good characteristics from season 1 and grow some more this season.

You virgins don't understand that, for mentally unhinged women (like Nefcy), a handsome / fit / wealthy young man who openly gives up his life to pursue her is the ultimate fantasy, just like how your biggest fantasy is holding a girl's hand during the sunset on a warm mountain.

user you forgot to take your medication again.

youtube.com/watch?v=4-SIzhbyHwE

One part of me loves Lola and the other part is afraid of her.

Jackie was the Band of the Hawk of SVTFOE's Berserk.

So Star is Griffith?

>a beautiful things is ruined by the selfish actions of another
Sure, and Season 3 is the Eclipse.

So who gets raped?

The fans.

Marco's character.
AND THIS

Janco is Dragonslayer.

I guess? I mean she has so little character other than "good person" than in the grand scheme of things, yeah, I would like a girl "like" her.
You´re out of your fucking mind. That bitch would drive you crazy and you know it

So why should he have "let Star go"? The childish thing Marco did was trying to pretend Star's confession never happened and then trying to pretend he was still interested in Jackie, because he was too fucking stupid to realize what he really wanted.

Also, Marco has always been a central part of the show. No matter how much Tomfags on tumblr think he should've become the new male lead.

>23
>never kissed a girl

Yes, now Marco looks amazing as Star's pet/sidekick.
>Tom the new male lead.
Do we really need a male lead?

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>28
>jobless, living with my parents doing house chores.
Believe me user kissing or having sex are not real problems

It's nice, but don't put too much weight on it. My first, technical, kiss was really uncomfortable and unpleasant and that was at 15. It's much nicer when it's with someone you care about and just something that happens naturally.

Only if you live in the UK during Brexit.

Do you mean that kissing and sex are a real problem in the UK during Brexit?

he's saying Brits are already poor and lonely people. soon, they're going to be poorer and lonelier.

Nah, they are a first world country and a well organized one.
They will survive it.

>Do we really need a male lead?
Since the show already had a male lead, no. And the show was always at its core about Star and Marco together. Discarding that by just having Marco stay on Earth and forget about Star would've been retarded.

user...she's not real.

Less retarded than season 3.

Nah, in fact none of the guys I was with before we're like Tom. They were all faux nice and only wanted me because they just wanted a girlfriend at the time.

Tom reminds me more of myself (and by extension, my father) with his short temper. It's odd, but some people want someone who they can understand (even if it's not on a deeper level).

But Tom is a time bomb and there's the chance he would be an abussive boyfriend.
In the spellbook where we can read about the other Mewni queens there was one (I don't remember her name, it was the one that loved riddles) that got married with a Lucitor and she suffered a lot.

Frankly I don't see how the potential benefits of a relationship outweigh the problems.

Apparently it feels good ejaculating inside of a butt. Personally I prefer ejaculating over myself.

See, this guy gets it.

Ya want companionship? Get a pet.
Ya wanna get your rocks off? Just fap.

You know the affection benefit, the companionship like watching a movie and talk about it.
The possibility of procreate so your genetical material stays in the genetical pool of your society. Your biological duty.

>Your biological duty.

Oh, don't pull that bullshit.

Shut up Boco, he's says a fact.
A secondary fact

Quit drinking the kool aid. The last thing the world needs is more kids using up all our resources.

A relationship with a girl is like having a friend you stick your dick in. Sounds good to me.

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>They were all faux nice and only wanted me because they just wanted a girlfriend at the time.
Like fake nice in the sense that they were just trying to bone, or just that they wanted something to occupy their time before they got bored and wanted something new?

>Tom reminds me more of myself
Where do you feel you identify most with him? Is he the character you identify with most or are there others (including from other shows)?

You use up our resources Boco. Spending them in a child would be more productive.

>Personally I prefer ejaculating over myself.
I'm still working on building up the courage to finish on my own face.

that'd be nice. i'd be happy with that, though i don't have the energy to have a full-time relationship.

The world dioesn't need more people. Nuff said.

Fuck that

HELL YEAH

My life is already boring. I'd take an interesting significant other.

Then kill yourself and leave your place for someone that may be more useful than you.

Mmmmmm! Still got that delicious, bitter-sweet, salty taste the fans love

>t. Thanos

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>tfw went out with an opinionated, kinda gothy alt chick
I'm tellin ya lads, the wet blanket schtick turns into a drag. Or maybe I'm way more into the deadpan aspect with far less of the moodiness. Point is as time goes on, the more bubbly types or hell even ones with more energy than like, none, are preferable. Also, avoid people who do the "im so tired from work" thing everyday as a general rule, it's better for both parties, seriously.

Tell us about your life experience user.

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Its not all that interesting. Turns out that the gloomy chick who chooses to reflect on the grudging downsides of responsibilities instead of using and acknowledging them as a source of growth is a burnout who turns to obsessive partying and drugs because she lacks the creative capacity for creation and the enthusiasm for just anything in general.
yeah, mysterious and aloof can be intriguing, but sometimes detachment is what it is on the tin: "Eh, I don't care".
and to sound like a scumbag, yeah, the chase was fun, but man when we got together...basically the personality equivalent of a cute girl with a fucking pigsty of a house.
and yeah, her apartment was rank and shit.

Any story is interesting if you know how to tell it.
We can always help someone to change but they must want to change.
Poor girl though. That lifestyle sounds good at the begining but when you get older you realise it's the worst choice of your life.

one of my earliest crushes in middle school was a trashy white chick who rode the bus with me. this shitty meme basically represents her entirely.

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Adult Hilda? Or even Mabel?

>implying

Suck my dick kid

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Maybe that's why DP's older Mabel turned me on so much.

Not liking nipple piercings
I feel like they would make playing with the clit super uncomfortable or difficult, if it doesn't completely remove any feeling in the first place(which has a high chance of happening).

>I feel like they would make playing with the clit super uncomfortable or difficult
why do you think that? you think it may kill some of the nerve endings?

Fucking this. Anyone else look back at their first crush/gf, realize they've transformed into this heavily pierced, hipster, libtard and thought "holy fuck, dodged a bullet there..."

Phisically it would be an improvment for my first crush.

No. When I look at my first crush and see how far she's fallen, all I do is blame myself for not having the balls to have asked her out all those years ago and saved her from falling down the path to perdition that she took by dating someone else.

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Same, dude. Honestly dream girl territory
I meant to green text that first reply in a mocking fashion
It can kill the nerve endings, but I also feel like having a bar or ring of metal through a nerve cluster would feel weird, like a splinter or something stuck in your teeth

Mine is more "wow, she just stayed the same and didn't seem to improve in any way" and things that did were merely due to the onset of age.
Man, she let herself go. And without the rose glasses, she was rounder than I remember even in high school.

real talk user, i don't want a girl like her, you know what i want..a link to the fucking new episode..so please if someone is so kind to post the link,,i would be happy

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Chill tomboy-but-still-feminine girls are cool, but I don't think she'll be the best mother.

Let me know how jail works out when your infants starve from a lack of nutrition, user.

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Let this thread die already

If this were true, Asia sure as hell wouldn't be the most populace location in the world. Try again, Jarcuck

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Asians are literally bug people, which is why they swarm, speak in unintelligible languages, and are unnaturally good at playing Zerg is StarCraft. They don't require mammalian milk to survive from infancy, they can subsist on dog tallow and pollution.

... that explains why I'm so attracted to Star then...

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Would Janna be a good mom?

Bitch cares notging about anyone but her own "fun" and interest. The answer is no, she's /trash/

Janna would be the super-understanding mother who would let their kid do stupid shit all the time and even end up in jail, only to end up laughing about it and giving them a six-pack to share with her on the way home after posting bail.

Why not? She's tolerant and patient and has shown she can put someone she loves ahead of her own desires and even do it with a smile.

No, but she'd be a fun aunt.

That sounds like my kind of wife right there.

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no, quite the opposite. they went full blown trailer trash

maybe. i think she'd be known at the hot mom that everyone is pretty sure is a slut and fucked a few girls in her time too.

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Be careful, because she's also the kind of mom to take a folding chair and plant it outside of their kid's room when they're trying to have sex with their first crush, shouting out encouragement and applauding on the other side of the door.

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That has happened in my family a couple of times.

This thread is about to die so you better talk about that shit.

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My dad would encourage us to have sex and would also hype us up when we would have sex. He's fucked a lot of women and I have 9 siblings. I wish I was making that up, but that's how things go when you don't believe in using a condom and refusing to get married.

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How's the internet access in Mexico?

I had a mom like that. She was worried i was going to turn out gay because i watched a lot of anime and wasnt into sports. So she paid one of her dental tech and the sorority she was in to pick me up and let me hang out with them after school when i attended middle school. That helped me develop a love for athletics and college girls. It was no surprise i lost my virginity at 13 to a cute little sorority pledge who had 0 self confidence but would ride you harder than a drunken fat girl on a bullride machine. And when my mom caught me balls deep in a cute tomboyish goth girl in high school, she congratulated me by promising to pay for any plan b pills i needed under the premise that the girl earns that shit.
I miss the early 2000s.

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Well, there's only one problem. Janna would need to be a naturally born female. Too bad he's a LADYBOY.

>cute little sorority pledge who had 0 self confidence but would ride you harder than a drunken fat girl on a bullride machine.
More

If the girl orgasms, will the mom throw a party?

>disheveled Janna

hot!

>pledge was a cousin to one of the sorority girls that used to pick me up
>her cousin got swamped with classes trying to cram for dental school
>girl just got out of high school and needed a part time job
>pledge was a little chubby hispanic but had a great set of tits and ass
>i was taking weight training after school and invited her to come with
>my mom offered to pay for her gym membership and she took the offer, so after school we would work out together
>after a while, she became my primary ride after school because we spent every day at the gym together
>at first she had no confidence in how she looked because she never had a boyfriend in high school and her parents never let her do anything
>she clung to me because i was literally the only relationship with a male she ever had
>over time we worked through her self esteem issues and she lost a lot of her chub, but toned up her tits and ass
>eventually we started flirting and it progressed from there
>she was about 5'4", i was 5'7" and we looked about the same age so nobody thought anything of it
>during the summer my mom had to go out of town for a week for a dental seminar and pledge volunteered to watch me while she was out of town
>and thats when i decided to make my move
>what started out as flirtatious groping quickly turned to heavy petting to hardcore makeout sessions on my couch
>one day we just go for it and we get naked and have sex in my mothers jacuzzi tub
>after that we fuck the entire week until my mother came home
>she was on the depo shot so we didnt worry about getting pregnant
>at some point my mother found out and we had a sit down with her
>she didnt mind what was going on, so long as we were careful and nobody found out
>we had a relationship throughout my entire middle school, up until she got accepted to Chico
>we kept in touch for about a year until she got busy with classes and we decided to cut it off

Overall it was a fun ride.

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>i lost my virginity at 13 to a cute little sorority pledge who had 0 self confidence
oh fuck, my dick!

>balls deep in a cute tomboyish goth girl
Fuck, my dick is done.

>I miss the early 2000s.
I sorta do, I guess? I was still pretty young then, so I wasn't getting laid like you were around that time, just watching cartoons and biking around my suburban neighborhood. Still not getting laid now, but that's a different story.

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Fuck me, that is based as hell. I really wish that were me. Have you heard about what's she's up to now?
Also, any more stories like that? Or just any good ones?

That's a boy

Delete this.

I almost married the tomboyish goth
>we met sophomore year in art class
>she was a transfer from a different county and showed up halfway into the year
>one day she noticed i was drawing some characters from JTHM and Zim because one of my friends got me into the comics
>she passed me a note one day asking if i could draw her Gaz
>we spent the entire class passing notes and drawing cartoons
>she asked me for my number and we started texting, i was one of the cool kids whose parents gave them a slide phone
>we would meet after school at the mall and we would hang out at the arcade or go hang out with other people and smoke
>she began to cling to me and i didnt stop her
>eventually we would sneak out of class and make out in the bathroom or we would fool around at my house when my mom was still at work
>she told me one day that she loved me, and asked me if i felt the same way
>i told her of course and we spent the entire weekend cuddling on the couch watching Nickelodeon
>her parents never cared that she stayed over at my place overnight and one night we made love
>it wasnt like the pledge, she just wanted to fuck and have fun
>this was different, her touch was soft. Every caress, every kiss, was passionate
>the first time i took her, she held me as if i would disappear if she let go. When we made love, it felt like you shared her heartbeat. As though we were finally finding what made us complete
>her kiss sparked impulses inside you, like every press of her lips was like a jolt of electricity that you wanted more of, needed even
Cont.

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Cont.
>our first time was hours long, and we made love in every position we could imagine
>one day my mother came home early and caught us. She was embarrassed but my mother just asked if she was staying for dinner. My mother adored the girl, and she belonged finally
>we were a couple all throughout high school, and we had never felt happier
>in my senior year i got a part time job to buy her a ring
>it wasnt much, but it was a simple gold band with a topaz heart. She was my November and we shared birthdays in the same month
>when i proposed it was in front of our friends. I never thought she would stop crying after she said yes
>her parents were less than excited. They figured what we were doing, but when i proposed to her they decided they knew what was best for her
>near the end of our senior year she was sent to live with her grandparents in Tennessee
>they wouldnt tell me or my mother any information about where she was going and her grandparents refused to let her call me
>near the end of my senior year one of her friends got a letter from her to give to me. In it she told me she found out she was pregnant and her grandparents forced her to have an abortion. My heart broke.
>after high school i joined the army and i stopped caring. I found out her grandparents address and sent her a letter before i went to basic but she never wrote back. I figured she moved on. I dont even celebrate my birthday because it reminds me of her.
>i joined in 2005 and have been single ever since

And thats the story of how i almost married the tomboyish goth girl

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>Sailor Moon, which every female showrunner these days seems to love, did this in a desultory fashion

Which implies what about Rei?

She finished college and became an RN. A few years ago, she got in touch with my mother and invited us to her wedding. My mother went but i was stationed in Germany at the time.

That the proper order goes-
Usagi>Ami>Makoto>Rei=Minako>Usagi
Moon is the best and worst girl at the same time and this isn't a contradiction.

How do you lose your virginity at 13 and can't get some now? Did the Army do that to you?

I date around but i dont get attached. Theres no point in starting a relationship if youre going to get redeployed across the country/world, and the women in the military arent really marriage material.

Such a sad story, but well you are a grown athletic man with a job. You can have any woman you want and you can kill people to let out some stress.

The main problem with S3 is how much it went away from the core of the show by keeping Star & Marco apart. The solution was certainly not to go even further in that direction.

I want to marry someone like Eclipsa:

>Perfect housewife material, as she enjoys cleaning and decorating.
>Proud loving mother who knows when to say no.
>Loves her husband so much she blushes to his very image.
>Would do whatever it takes to bring him back no matter if it's wrong or not (Loyal women are rare)
>Funny and kinky.
>Also elegant and well educated.

She is a classic 10/10 wife.
Jackie is great but she is way too... modern for my tastes. I'm an old-fashioned guy.

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>user gets support and encouragement from his mom to get laid at a young age
>my mom would tell other parents that I have a "social disorder", despite being normal, so their kids wouldn't hang out with me
>my mom would belt me for so much as looking at a girl while buying my sister boxes of condoms to fuck high school seniors when she's barely 13
>younger sister is marrying a wealthy Australian farmer
>I'm still KHV
Ah... This is not a pain I wanted to feel upon waking up this morning...

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None of this is real

But jackie is pure

At this point I just want a friend. Any friend.

damn, that's both a very sweet and a very sad story. i hope you end up with someone again soon!

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