Wonder Twins #2 Storytime

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>time for THUNDERLUST

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It's Baron Nightblood, Supercomputer

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You should ask that question about your book, Beast Boy.

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Not as cohesive as the first issue, but still pretty good.

That's it for this month!
See you around!

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>this your is world, too.
Yeesh

i love Mark Rusell books, they start with its dark humor and then become depressing.

Beast Boy, how many pills do you take?

I'm pretty sure most DC alien planets have prisons, and usually awful and unethical ones as well.

This was surprisingly dark.

I think their planet is a utopia and they were sent to Earth because they didn't fit with the other people.

Poor Drunkula D:

Russell getting right into it

Huh, normally you'd see that scene play out with the guard running off(while still in the Scramblers body) and getting shot by other guards.

This ended...pleasantly.

Absolutely delightful

Is Zan a fag?

Vampire Tony Stark Noooooooooo

damn humans

>called the Scrambler
>logo is sunny side up

>Lexcorp IT phone support is just incarcerated low level crooks working for free
>League of Annoyance has Superior Foes vibe
>Comedy is on point as is the art
I love this fucking book

Baron Drunkula didn't deserve this. He was 30 days sober.

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So are they going to fuck or what? Because that’s one weird character trait

Supercomputer is supercute.

The debate ia whether they already have and that's why they got kicked off of their planet

See this raises A LOT of questions. What good are superheroes useless during a thunderstorm? Do they lock themselves in separate rooms during a storm? God help them if Weather Wizard pulls something

Kinda dissapointed they didn't maek this a thing that actually happened, if only for Jack'o'bin to be canon.

They haven't.
Zan only got his first while on Earth

Jayna might have

>Drunkula

I love this whole gimmick already

I can't believe that a fucking Wonder Twins book is the best thing that DC is putting out right now

Who's Drunkula's sponsor in metahuman AA? And what other DC characters attend his usual AA meeting?

>”Hi I’m Captain Co-......Leonard Snart, and I’m court ordered to be here.”

Killer Croc probably runs the meeting

>aunt phetamine
A-list supervillain name
I feel bad for Baron Drunkula.

Donna Troy

That’s what happens when ax so many books and yet keep King and Bendis

C-lister books are usually the best because they're so unconventional.

That and they’re not bogged down by editorial mandates the likes of Batman

Blond guy really knows he fucked it here.

What other Yea Forums peeps have substance abuse problems? I know Roy Harper's been there. Tony's one true love will always be Jack Daniel's, am I missing anyone?

Carol Danvers was a drunk, John Constantine has every bad habit you can think of, and J’onn has a Choco problem

Harry Osborn had a vague pill popping problem back in the day

Well, according to the first issue every male on their home planet goes on a genderswap orgy with other males and animal turned women.
So yes .

As far as supervillains go, the SCrambler seems quite pleasant

>"OUR PRISON SYSTEMZ IS BADZ"
Shame that this book already got on the SJW "woke" train. It had potential.

Oh fuck off. That’s not a SJW thing, our prison system is fundamentally flawed and overcrowded. Low, repeat offenders get 3 meals a day thanks to my tax dollars.

but our prison system IS bad, Toki

It's a legit issue desu and it's clearly not taking it overly serious

Referencing stuff that will NEVER change IS a SJW issue. This country's prison system is what it is, and nothing will change it. Only "woke" SJW think it will ever "improve."

Clearly not acquainted with Mark Russell

He's a satirist, friend

He's not of any belief that he's gonna change anything, he just points out issues using humor

Guess we're in for Flintstones 2 Electric boogaloo

Fake contrarian spotted

>So, basically what you're saying is ninety percent of these guys didn't really need to be in prison in the first place.
What? No Jayna, that's not how the law works.

Fuck off moron
She’s an alien with zero context from a planet that doesn’t have crime. Cut her some slack trying to wrap her head around the concept.

This is such a fucking stupid post, jesus

please don't be american

I think she's implying that if they just had jobs in the first place then they wouldn't be criminals, since once they get the skills to have one they don't relapse

>Aunt Phetamine
Venture Bros. tier

Drunkula is an amazing concept

>"le stupid amerifatyzz" meme
Yeah, not like the EU isn't already heading for disaster.

>surprisingly
Did you read the name on the cover?

>Low, repeat offenders get 3 meals a day thanks to my tax dollars.

It's food that's often almost inedible due to being expired, moldy or literally not meant for human consumption. They literally cut costs to the bone and it ruins people's health.

reddit's two doors down pal

The point wasn’t about food, it was about your hard earned money paying to support these people, as well as welfare, food stamps, and so on. The prison system is the best thing we have right now to discourage illegal activity, but it’s still not great either. But we’re getting off track. Frankly I think people are reading too much into this, and not admiring the fact that Lex Luthor has effectively earned free labor legally and probably gets a tax rightoff for it.

I bet she said all kinds of confused comments like that and thats why they kicked her out.

>so then if you're in prison, you become a slave?
>no, they get paid-
>but not a lot
>no, but-
>so are they still slaves when they get out?
>theyre not slaves!
>...
>...
>...but can they vote?

>it was about your hard earned money paying to support these people

What's the alternative, starve them?

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This is the first time I read anything by Russell.

so what you're trying to tell me is that SJW white girls are actually aliens?

No. God I’m not that heartless. The problem is really sentencing and having a bloated prison population when some only have minor drug charges. This is really a low security prison issue

And just two days away from retirement!

Some of that money goes towards their food and other basic utilities.

>Jack O'Bin
Took me a minute. I don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted.

Russell is just taking a page from Venture Bros

J'onn doesn't have a problem, he can quit anytime he wants.

o... that pun. ouch.

>This Your Is World,Too

Hm... maybe the pills are having an unintended side effect on Beast Boy.

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So.. are those people now Vampires?

No, they're just dead

Vampires don't work like zombies, you gotta be fed blood

What is this face conveying

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Depends on the lore/fiction, but yes it is commonly thought that Vampirism is spread by blood transfusion. Like supernatural AIDS

>MEANWHILE AT THE INTER/CO/MENTIONAL AA MEETING
>Constantine: "Look, I can understand if this sort of emotion cumbaya works for you lot, but I don't much see the point of being here. Ta."
>Killer Croc: "Constantine I have a letter here signed by..." (Puts on tiny glasses and reads off a clipboard) "...Zatanna, a sentient swamp, no less than fifteen ghosts, Judas himself, and the psychic manifestation of your own house authorizing me to kick your ass if you try to leave."
>Constantine: "I don't-"
>Croc: "It's also a sealing sigil."
>Constantine sits down pouting.
>Carol: "Hah."
>Constantine: "People liked you more when you were a drunk, Danvers."

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That seems awfully low numbers for the US to have. DC Earth is doing a pretty good job I guess?

that's actually pretty accurate to the US's real numbers, although I don't think he included juvenile detention facilities

Jayna is fucking cute

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Depends on the vampire lore. Sometimes they will eventually transform into a vampire when bitten. Sometimes the vampire can choose who they wish to transform. Sometimes the potential vampire must consume vampire blood in order to transform into a vampire. Depends on which lore they use.

GLEEK IS JUST A STUPID EARTH-MONKEY?!!?

nigga how many Earth monkeys are you aware of that are blue

And when is it normal to purchase a "Failed Circus Monkey" from a magazine ad?

"is what it is" how to tell someone is just simple

Drunkula may be the best villian pun I've heard this year.

Poor Drunkula, he was doing just fine

>Drunkula
kek. I love this book.

>Jack O'Bin
>Aunt Phetamine
>Fucking Drunkula

If you had told me anytime before today that I'd be enjoying a Wonder Twins comic, I'd never believe you.

It also helps that it has a better Justice League/Legion of Doom structure than Snyder's.

Me and this book

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;_;

Why? Because I accept that the prison system will never change?

Oh, I see.

This book's a bunch of liberal, soft-on-crime horseshit.

That he probably wont get that promotion now

The implication being conservatives Re tough on "crime" lmaoo

There are other ways to bump the thread instead of acting stupid, user

It's the "I'm not just the desk attendant, I'm the janitor too" face.

So mantis guy is marvin right?

Would you Yea Forums? Even if you were her brother?

Zam has a pretty damn creative fighting style.

If it's raining outside, I don't think I have a choice.
Yeah I never really understood why his power was considered lame besides everyone on Super Friends being a damn joke. He's like a more versatile Hydro-Man

I remember the episode of Superfriends when there's an unstoppable water monster and their solution is for Zam to turn into an identical godzilla-sized water monster.

From that point on I thought, "...why is he turning into puddles again?"

Based and rightpilled

He's absolutely right tho

The worst thing is that his idea of trolling the league on internet could work, in a way

>Luthor builds the world's shittiest prison so his supervillain pals can go there and have an easier time escaping
I love it.

VAMPIRE ADAM EGET NOOOOOO

The league can literally hire shills to do the countering work for them though.

I'd hardly call Scrambler a supervillain pal. Really its just a scam so Lex can get free tech support while providing a constantly rotating prison system to make distractions for The Justice League

>Big hockey game tonight. No more room in the jail.
Of all the jokes in this issue, this one gets me the hardest.

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>literally having wet dreams
kek

I'm easy, I enjoy puns

The book's nice, but the artist really needs to learn how to draw faces. The villains all look like they're twenty-five year olds dressed up as older people.

Thanks Dave, I loved this, found it much better than the first.

Next you are going to tell me he isn't a sexaholic

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I read it in Matt Ryan's voice, that's how used to him I am now

Especially if then

This is not Hawkman.

I don't get the first two

>Jacobin
>Amphetamine

OK what the hell is jacobin

do you know what Google is

No

I use Bing

Lewds when?

explains a lot

look up the french revolution.

oh no baron no

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I love this book so far.

Is that high-school inari tammano?
Congrats, you actually managed to be more depressing then the actual comic...
>>. 106416869
If someone said I would enjoy a Flintstones comic, I'll never believe you.

Needed more of beast boy trying to fuck Jayna.

>two animal shapeshifters doing whatever they want to each other.

Imagine

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Bump

This comic is amazing. Best thing DC is putting out.

Prison reform is a thing, you fool. I hope this is some expert trolling and no one is actually this retarded.

Dear God this comic is fucking retarded.

Aw yeah

Poor baron.
Also how many people would you need to drink to get drunk off of them?
A truly shitfaced person would still be only 0.2% maybe more.

I'm not sure if I should condemn it for being stupid, or accept it for showing the results of stupid decisions.

based

>Aunt Phetemine
>I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT

GO BACK TO THE VENTURE BROTHERS UNIVERSE, LADY! YOU CLEARLY BELONG THERE AND RUSTY NEEDS HIS FIX

Keep this man the FUCK away from Six Pack.

Or have them fight, either works.

This is the darkest joke, i fucking love it.

Do the DC US have no state-funded penitentiary?

Which is more or less true.

Thank you, Dave, I loved it.

Most prominently Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze

Do the twins eventually fuck each other senselessly?

Poison Ivy's addicted to killing everyone attracted to her with poison kisses and Freeze has standard depression.

>Tony: Hey. Hey hey Freeze.
>Fries: What do you want Stark?
>Tony (shaking a flask he pulled out his pocket): Freshen up my drink why dontcha? 's gotten pretty warm- ahh!
>Croc: Victor, what did we say about freezing people who annoy you?
>(Tony's pulling his frost bitten fingertips off the flask): Gah!
>Freeze: ...
>Freeze rays Tony's other hand to the flask.
>Croc: Though thats a good point. Tony I'm going to need your 3-day chip back.
>Tony whimpers

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Thanks for the storytime OP, good to see this is getting places.
Also Jayna is JUSTICE!

They are also plain alcoholics in the comics.

>Prison reform is a thing
And that thing is called "massive failure."

I can see Wonder Woman and Green Lantern getting ratio'd on twitter pretty hard but would it work on Superman and Batman?

Isn't he sober or dead now?

Whatever the joke is with Jack, I don't get it :c

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobean_era

Batman trolls on CBR and other places, it was in an issue of Batman Inc.

no, you retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobin_(politics)

J'onn doesn't have a problem until he runs out.

>Also how many people would you need to drink to get drunk off of them?
Vampires replace their blood with the blood of their victims before it's consumed via magic so if you drank enough drunk people blood to fill up your body weight your blood alcohol level would be comparable.

You have to try something before you fail at it