Age of X-Man: Apocalypse and the X-Tracts #1 Storytime

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the "artist" really never stopped to ask themselves, does iceman need to look like a blue neo-nazi?

I can't stop laughing at her google cross eyes.

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I thought he looked like a 70s gay guy. Just needs a hulk hogan mustache and a police cap.

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Marvelous X-Men:

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Why is here an entire zoo circled around?

I can't tell if Apocalypse is legitimately a good guy because of reality warping shenanigans or if this whole hippie guru thing is just a ruse.

Did Marvelous X-men never get storytimed?

This PSA manages to be creepy and cheesy at the same time.

I mean the first one btw.

So when do Blob and Psylocke start banging?

You know... i can like this ship.

So, the X-men hate Jews.

gaaaaaaay

Because he's part of the sex police, dumbass.

Looks like the new world is based off the ideas Kitty, Apocalypse, and the Senator were floating around when Nate took them hostage.

He looks like Tom of Finland.

En Sabah Benis in Bagina Nur

Oh, NOW I get it

I take it both of you aint leatherfags, cause both of you are correct

Who is the black girl? I'm not familiar with those powers.

She's called unveil in the credits page so I assume a new character.

>Silva on colors
Dropped.

And her power is getting naked and getting others high?

I'm hoping that while he's all for love and freedom he will still end up turning his horsemen into real ones complete with power upgradesand will go for what he wants by any means necessary.

>Apocalypse is Peacemaker now

Groovy

She sounds like a rejected character from X-Statix.

This was shit.

why does almost every second marvel comic nowadays feel like it´s a parody of something?

Because it is.

>commies are good
oy vey

I can hear Bendis seething.

>Christian mansplaining
yikes

gross

wasn't he like turning a leaf in Weapon X

colossus liking a young kitty = bad
Kitty grooming young eyeboy = good
only when females do it

it's our fault. we think with our dicks

Poor Eye-Boy, he only have eyes for her.

you expect X-Men writers to read other people's books?(Isn't it possible this one is a fake? Or is that too much for the current writers to try and pull off?)

He got brainwashed by X-Man during Disassembled, and got warped here alongside everyone else