Fury loses his eye to a cat

Needs an improved version where he gains a hitler stash, and a german officer cap.

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We need a Yea Forums to Yea Forums one

>in their backstory of their war with the kree

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If anything, it should be Yea Forums -> Yea Forums.

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Nice.

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Truly she was "The First Avenger"™

The more I think about it, the worse it sounds.

They could have made a movie about the actual Captain Marvel. Mar-Vell's story would feel original, then he dies at the end from the cancer, it sends a message about making a difference with whatever time you have, then have his bitch of an earther girlfriend try to live up to the legend in the next Avengers movie. But no, it had to be retarded MUH FEMINISM shit.

Hell, I wonder if anyone was unlucky enough to see the post-credits scene after Infinity War and not know what Marvel was really cooking when they show the Captain Marvel symbol. Fuck Marvel and fuck the MCU.

>Step aside Carol a real Pilot’s here.

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No one gives a shit about Marv el.

It's funny because it's true.

People want to blame their own image problems on someone else.

Funny you should say that in a thread about Carol;

Of COURSE she already knew he was Iron Man, that genius girl.

Oh, barkeep! Another round of male tears for me and my buddies!

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this one hurts.

Do you mean
cum?

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Is that what they call male tears on Yea Forums?

OMG, WE GOT ONE TUMBLRDRONE, REPEAT, WE GOT ONE TUMBLRDRONE

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>I didn't see it but this is what I've been told to be mad about

I saw it and I was furious, you shit

why are females nowadays so obsessed with cum?

>Fury is typing out his plan for the "Protector Initiative"
>Looks through the old pictures of Carol
>Sees "Carol 'Cheeseburger' Danvers" on the side of her plane
>Deletes "Protector"
>We see him type in something else and smile.

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I went on Yea Forums earlier and they're blaming the Captain Marvel shitposting on you guys.

Excellent.

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CALLSIGN: BIG MAC WITH EXTRA CHEESE, WE NEED YOUR HELP! PRONTO! WITH A LARGE FRIES ON THE SIDE!

>Royal with Cheese Initiative

>Mar-Vell is a woman
is she hot?

Can we get a /pol/ to Yea Forums one? I need it for reasons.

She is an old lady

This will never stop being funny.

>the nose turning red
Every time.

>Marvel feminists desperately trying to pretend all the people who dislike the movie are male so they don't have to confront the fact that Wonder Women did it first and better
Make way for a real feminist icon sweetie

jesus, I give several fucks about three of those.
but hell I'll still see it eventually.

Fury's eye is what pisses me off the most. I don't mind the MCU and comics being a different canon, but Winter Soldier implied a compelling and character-driven reason behind his injury. Turning it into a joke feels like the movie giving me a middle finger for bothering to care.

I really liked seeing this more lighthearted side of Fury, but I really wish they hadn't wasted the such a great set up to his later trust issues. Especially since they had shapeshifting infiltrators to work with.

>feeling personally attacked by a cape movie
You are weak.

>she already knew he was Iron Man
Most people did

That caught me off guard

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>being upset that something you like is being mishandled by the mega-corporation that bought it up is bad
>lick disney's boots like the good little pay pig that you are

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>A spy lies
>Marvel resorts to using comedy instead of having any type of real dramatic gravitas

Why I never!

There woudn't be cosmic marvel or Thanos without Mar-vell scum.

Fuck off memeposter

>being upset that something you like is being mishandled by the mega-corporation that bought it up is bad
I'm glad you pointed this out because these IPs have been through more than just this. They have always been "mishandled" as they are marketing driven, shallow legacy characters milked to death before even the 80s. Making this your hill to die on is telling where your priorities lie.

Noice

I miss when /pol/ was the go to boogeyman

>Yea Forums doesn't change to /fur/

>IP's have been handled badly before
>so it's ok for them to be mishandled again and you shouldn't complain
Or you could to encourage writers to put more thought and care into what they're creating rather than just blindly shovel down crap while making excuses for it being crap.

you seem like the sort of person who liked TLJ

>Skrulls dindu nuthin
Except Talos himself reminds that he have also blood on his hand (or something like this)

He said exactly that.

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The only logical conclusion

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I never considered it until these last few days but Secret Invasion is problematic now. Can't wait to see what other past Marvel stories and events they deem incorrect.

>Of COURSE she already knew he was Iron Man, that genius girl.
Most suspected it already.

I fuckin KNEW IT!

>thinking this when tumblr came first

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Ah that would have been funny.

*Fury actually types out Cheeseburger... before deleting it.*

>/fur/
Nah, it turns into /l/ now.

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if only

nice

>Skrulls dindu nuthin
No, "these" Skrulls didn't do anything. Feige confirmed there are plenty of other Skrulls out there that are bad

Now it's art.

Sorry, Yea Forums is a shota board.

I wish that were the case, but no. Shota is very niche not only on Yea Forums, but on Yea Forums in general.

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Dang just a few changes could have made things great.

Carol shows up tony drops jabs like "Hey Mac Tonight ."

>MFW no Super Skrull or Secret Invasion since Skrulls are a marginalized minority in the MCU

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>he thinks that make him a character anyone cares about
LMAO

Old ladies can be hot.

Are you implying that is ok to consume shit because you done a shitty job in the past?

Yea Forums is a cunny board, delusional shota nigger

>hunger for buuuuuuuuurgeeer
>HERETIC BUUUUUUUURGEEEERRRRR!

You've got a lot of nerve starting a thread with a Simpson's image.

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kek

I don't care what you idiots think. I love this meme.

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