>Bart Vs Itchy and Scratchy
>Krusty releases an all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy," so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.
This I gotta see..
Remember when bart was the edgy rebel icon of the 90s?
If there isn't a joke like milhouse having fan art or fanfics of the new ladies why I'll...
>not waifufagging the shit out of the all-female reboot
how unrealistic
Personally I doubt the girl Itchy will be as brutal to girl Scratchy as in the regular Itchy and Scratchy show.
Though honestly knowing the show right now, the audience probably won't even see the female Itchy and Scratchy movie.
Remember when the Simpsons were mercilessly poking fun at pop-culture?
>heels
>pink dress
>curtsy
Isn’t this toxic femininity?
If old Simpsons were mocking female reboots it would just be a 30 second clips of a female itchy and scratchy making catty comments at each other. Not an entire episode about it
Sadly I'm guessing he'll just be an incel strawman in this episode.
>boycott the show
What happened to not watching a show. It's not loyalty, a show is good you watch it. It's not you watch something else. Show's don't owe anything to viewers and vice versa
Why do I want to fuck girl Scratchy?
they also banned the MJ episode.
Didn’t South Park do this with female Terrance and Phillip?
Times change, in with the new out with the old
I wanna fuck that cat
Milhouse sounds like a guy to make them his waifu
How bad could it be?
It'll be the girl Scratchy because she's so vulnerable.
Reminder that waifufaggotry leads to trapfaggotry which eventually leads to full blown faggotry. Stop your idolization of femininity before it's too late.
is this a real ep?
Yes.
Aww, she's cute
It's airing in two weeks. Next week is about e-sports.
Tragically the formula of the show means the Girl Itchy will have reduce her to pieces by the end of every episode.
Nice source, fagtron.
>implying all-female reboots turn the characters into girly feminine versions
Zombie simpsons being clueless as always.
And because it's new Simpsons and the writer is a feminist you know it will be biased against the boys and the reboot isn't in any way crappy.
This brings up an interesting point, what's going to happen when it's under Disney? Is Disney going to say no to all the jabs it makes?
Oh boy
They're not entirely wrong. All-female reboots still generally run on stereotypes, just more modern ones.
Now it is pop culture.
but that's Scratchy's wife, user
Exactly!
It can only get worse
Is the joke that Chewbacca is more well known than Han?
Sounds kind of fun, actually. Guess I'll be tuning in for this.
A lot of cartoons warned us about the shit we have today.
They fucking told us and it still happened!
Close enough to the official design.
>Looked it up
>Real
The episode is wirtten by one "Megan Amram" who looks like a disgusting tranny.
Wrote two "comedy drag shows".
>has tweeted "Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president" every day.
Um no she's blonde
WE DIDNT LISTEN!
so Scratchy's banging his female form huh
that's pretty hot
Still a female version of Scratchy with human like hair.
>South Park did it first
We've come full circle, folks.
The female Scratchy cats are always good looking.
The female Itchy mice are always creepy.
>Bart the trap
stop!
TOO LATE
why exactly do Homer and Marge have a box full of wigs and little girl clothes in their closet
> Special guest Stars
>>Awkwafina as Carmen
>>Nicole Byer as Erica
Can't they do one episode WITHOUT special guest stars?
It could be OK if the show makers are depicted as not giving a shit and just half-assing the reboot and it's exactly the same as the original, only with the genders swapped.
Then you're mocking the boys for not realizing it's more or less identical to the original show and you're mocking the girls for supporting a lazy reboot.
Itchy and Scratchy still exists, I thought they stopped being a thing about John Swartzwelder departure?
Is that a real episode?
Yes.
Its called "Bart Vs Itchy & Scratchy"
It airs in two weeks.
no, its not that, we couldn't stop it because we don't own the damn thing.
doesn't fucking matter, nothing will work short of everyone just stop watching it all at once for like an entire year.
then they might stop it.
it's... not an argument. At all. Wtf.
When is the all-female Sneed coming
I never got Itchy and Scratchy to begin with?
I mean Happy Tree Friends and Spy Vs Spy alternate the victims and the victor, but Itchy and Scratchy was always the mouse killing the cat for no reason.
Like why would anyone ever be excited to see an episode knowing the exact plot and outcome?
you're thinking too much about it
Theres still a chance that this will be poking fun at the whole thing, it might end with bart realising the whole fighting against the patriarchy thing is a load of shit and tell everyone to stop fighting and just enjoy some cartoons.
>they ban mj episode for a documentary
>but they keep pushing their shitty degenrate agenda
ayyy
Ever hear of Tom And Jerry?
I don't really care at this point.
Even if it's as you said, the delivery will be bland like the entire episode was.
They more likely try to stay relevant by creating a controversy.
>jabs
it hasn't had a decent jab at anything in at least a decade now so how much will it really change? Instead of talking about how great "mapple mypods" are it'll be talking about how great disneyland is. The Simpsons doesn't satirize pop culture so much as promote it these days.
Tom won a fair amount of cartoons and even when he loses, he fights back and starts the conflict a number of times.
In Itchy and Scratchy, Itchy ALWAYS wins, even with 1000 of shorts, not only that but Itchy always starts the conflict, whilst Scratchy either ignores Itchy or is outright friendly to him.
In real life, Itchy and Scratchy would never be successful with those reasons as there would be no reason to watch the show. You can't root for Itchy because he's a douche and the plotline is always the same with always the exact same outline.
* Scratchy doing something.
* Itchy arrives
* Itchy kills Scratchy for no reason.
Bart realizing that he's a furry due to cat tats and mouse milkies would have been a better episode plot than this.
Wasn't the show starting to get better? Last I watched it seemed like it was on an upturn
That's the point. It's an over-the-top parody with zero nuance.
I can get that, but I wonder why the Simpsons crew kept making them, the joke on the pointlessness of Cat and Mouse cartoons with Itchy and Scratchy was old after their 3rd appearance.
Except the one where Scratchy did win that only aired once.
I was always just meant to be a parody on how much over the top violence cartoons had been developing over the years, they just never bothered changing it when that wasn't really a relevant observation anymore.
This is the first time they've bothered to change it to make it a parallel to cartoons today.
We never even saw that episode.
That makes her more precious
Still exists.
Didn't the Simpsons mock people who took offense to Apu?
Isn’t Awkwafina that dolphin pop star from Bojack?
HAVE NO FEARS WE'VE GOT STORIES STORIES FOR YEARS
>It could be OK if the show makers are depicted as not giving a shit and just half-assing the reboot and it's exactly the same as the original, only with the genders swapped.
It's just going to be commentary on the evils of companies using diversity as a means for money and not being sincere and how it insults women.
Not in the real world.
It still amazes me that people still don't believe shills exist when the Simpsons went from a dead as fuck show that you'd be laughed at if you brought it up to a dozen threads a day about a single upcoming episode.
I think its more along the lines of people mocking the episode for its absurd premise and failure to be relevant by bringing up the ghostbusters film three years ago.
I still have hope
>its real
For fuck's sake pull the plug already!
I remember when the episode they had literally 2 days ago was one where Marge gets romanced by some stud
Because they haven't done one like that before
The big question is...will there be lewds?
Neither does any Itchy and Scratchy cartoon. What's your point?
Makes me think of the Fritz The Cat adaptation Crumb hated.
We see those of those cartoons in vidid detail.
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They know what they're doing. The best way to stay relevant is to get people to talk about them. Doesn't matter if people hate it or love it. As long as you're talking about The Simpsons, you're keeping it relevant.
>intro says that they bite and fight and has them clobber each other with mallets
>only Itchy actually fights/bites
its one of those things that existed to parody something of the time but since the show (mostly) outlived the original thing it turned into its own thing with no context, its no longer a parody of something relevant but the show is semi-dependent on it so it existed outside of its joke and became splintered off
krusty is the same thing but with TV clowns, although i don't know of many clowns that still had a primetime TV show even when the simpons first started
i feel like a better modern episode would be the show being rebooted with radically different, simpler designs and no violence, instead of what looks like the joke is going to be the old show but wigs drawn over the animation cells, to actually be a more apt comparison to modern cartoons vs tom and jerry era ones but then they'd have to actually understand current pop-culture and not just make a brisk reference to it
Ah yes, the same time Lara Croft was a videogame sex symbol.
Not all of them. The movie, for example.
We see the movie, we never see the cartoon where Scratchy apparently wins.
I meant the entire movie.
We saw the entire movie, Itchy running over Scratchy with a train.
Literally the credit music is playing as Elderly Homer and Middle Aged Bart are talking.
Where were all the special guests Lisa mentioned then?
They were probably those cheering students at the graduation.
Uh-huh.
The whole point of that joke was that the Itchy and Scratchy movie was nothing special, remember?
>We saw the entire movie, Itchy running over Scratchy with a train.
I don't remember that
yes, standing up for the rights of white men is edgy and rebellious
No, it wasn't.
Near the end of the episode, they do a flash forward where an adult Bart is chief justice of the United Stats and sees the movie with Homer.
The movie consists of Itchy tying Scratchy to the real rail road tracks, then going to engineer school, graduating, getting a diploma and then running over Scratchy with the train.
As the credits play, Homer says Itchy is a jerk and Bart laughs.
Then why did they show at the end that the movie was just a cartoon no different from a regular Itchy and Scratchy cartoon?
It's a parody of Herman and Katnip.
You're paranoid schizophrenic and disbelieve memes and trends in favor of complex narratives of psyops and marketing in a board dedicated to IPs older than the color television.
Still didn't imply that was the entire movie.
What's going on? And I want a non-gay explanation!
The credit music is playing as Homer and Bart are talking right after.
Milhouse sounds Bi-sexual from the episode 3 season 20 "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
becase he has noted that a boy, named Deven Woosterfield, to be beautiful.
Given the stuff we know right now? Very.
We don't know if that was credits music. Plus, you clearly see Homer and Bart get comfortable as they continue to watch.
We've heard the Itchy and Scratchy credit's music before, the movie was over
They've done it a few times, even in this season. Unless you count Kevin Michael Richardson or the fourth regular male voice (Chris Edgerly, in recent years) a guest star.
They don't normally show credits. What are you talking about?
They've shown the Itchy and Scratchy credits a few time, the same ending jingle for the credits was playing as Homer and Bart were talking in the movie.
There's never been credits, other than in the one Bart and Lisa made. Just an occasional "The End" title card.
Incorrect, its shown a few times.
It goes like "Da, da da, duuuh."
They must be truly desperate to have a bottle of water as a guest star.
Give me proof of another time they've shown credits then.
jesus FUCKING christ
>After Bart's friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot
>when women think men act like they do.
just let the zombie die
Reading this has audibly gotten several "Ooooh noooes" out of me. I'm still saying it as I'm typing this.
SOUTH PARK DID IT!
SOUTH PARK DID IT!
Go on Yea Forums and ctrl+f "Google" and have fun getting proved wrong by all the Google™ shill threads going on about how hyped™ they are for the new ™Google™ console coming out in 2019™ to a ™store ™ near™™ ™you.
Nobody said anything like this, ya paranoid moron.
Little Barbershop of Horrors.
>IPs older than the color television
Cartoons were made after color television, or did I read your post wrong?
This
Who was your waifu from the Ghostbusters reboot?
Yeah, that totally explains anyone interested in the "hip" and contemporary zombie Simpsons getting all #topical.
The joke is this board is full of interest in IPs older than the Simpsons yet people believe shilling is necessary for anyone to want to make a thread about "sexism" in geek culture and the controversies surrounding that.
the black one
Come to think of it, Scratchy's wife has existed for years and nothing from the internet.
Then there's that its canon that Itchy is Yandere for Scratchy before the term Yandere was even common knowledge.
I imagine classic Simpson would have fem Itchy(Bitchy) pouring Scratchy(Snatchy) tea while sitting at a fancy table.
Snatchy drinks up the tea is delicious & likes the taste, until Bitchy shows it was acid, as Snatchy screams, Bitchy decapitates her with a razor on her high heels, then turns Snatchy's head into her purse.
When will we be out with the Simpsons, then?
The writers said they can't stop until Fox tells them to.
What a nightmarish, never ending hell they must live.
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And this song was made in the 2000s when the shows quality was already rapidly declining.
dead cat bounce
I would rather watch Disenchanted while spiders were poured into my ears than watch an episode of new Simpsons. How do you people manage to put up with the voice actors who sound like decrepit corpses?
Dan coughed in the booth so they kept it in one episode.
Is woke what they actually used in the description
nigga please
Yes, they really used "woke"
tvmaze.com
I thought that was just OP being retarded, jesus christ this is a really fucking retarded timeline.
It unironically is
>watching the Simpsons post classic
They can really be relevant if they have comic book guy wear a fedora and talk about how feminists are ruining his life, then he teleports behind bart
>This episode came out at a time when people still thought you couldn't see a movie if it wasn't in theatres.
Jesus, I just got vertigo.
Can i suggest to ban every Simpsons dicussion? This show don't deserve nothing.
Speaking of guest,i think those are Carmen, Erica and a yet unidentified character
Now it's time to ask the traditional question:
"Which one, Yea Forums ?"
I want 34 on the one with pink hair.
Nothing is more fucking relatable than those emo programming girls who did nothing but berate the guy who did all the work for them.
>Quinn
They knew exactly what they were fucking doing.
Shut up, sexist
Men should die, really. I’m glad Yea Forums hates them.
All the furry art that will be drawn of this will be glorious.
That said it is weird as fuck that they are lampooning the Ghostbusters debacle, uh... three years later? Why?
Knowing this site, you're going to be very mad when you see the other side of her head.
But in all seriousness female Scratchy looks like the kind of demure feminine character people actually like, instead of the in your face strong independent womyn who don't need no man.
Maybe if these reboots used women who act like women instead of women who act like anti-male strawmen they might actually be good.
If they insist on doing this kind of thing they should just go all in. I want them to make an episode so ridiculously mean spirited and angry that even Twitter is like "woah settle down Beavis". It would be the most interesting thing this show has done in fucking decades.
Just fucking DO something, exist for a fucking reason you walking corpse.
It can't be worse than the queefing episode of South Park
o god, please just kill the show already, please just stop raping our old friend on tv like this
The Simpsons really make me belive in magic, someone made the monkey paw wish and were all witnessing the wish. Who ever you are I forgive you, there’s no way you’d ever know what would happen.
>find the writer's twitter
>looks like a tranny
>"TODAY THE FIRST DAY BLUMPF BECAME PRESIDENT" is apparently millennial humor
That thing is suffering. We usually put things that suffer down.
For the sake of fairness,here's "Pinkie" other side of her head
Still cute,tho.Fuck y'all
FOR FUCK SAKES!
YOU COULD OF USED TRIGGER FOR THIS OR AT THE VERY LEAST STUDIO MIR BUT NOOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT YOU LIKE UNDER A ROCK THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW NORMIES WORK!
Whoo, I needed that.
It's just dress up,
He's no princess Turdina, but still cute.
You people are all idiot. The Simpsons handed you a gun and a bullet years ago, and here you are complaining that Zombie Simpsons is chewing on your brain. They told you how to avoid this sort of horseshit, you just didn't listen.
That’s the wrong version of the millennium falcon in that picture.
>Itchy not spelt -
Missed opportunity.
Wait are you telling me that if the movie stinks I just shouldn’t go?
Yes, and also don't give them free marketing because you think your scathing insights are enough to counterbalance the awareness you're bringing to their product.
Just don't look.
Pussy!
I had a look and she’s been tweeting that almost every day, I feel like I’m missing something.
Have sex
>>has tweeted "Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president" every day.
What does that even mean?
Why do the Simpsons writers alternate from parodying to directly mentioning Star Wars?
family guy did something even worst than the nu-simpsons
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