Dale, I bought your wife

Redcorn is a litte bitch. Hes broken down in tears just from Hank having a dream about Nancy.

WHY ARENT YOU WITH WADE I WANT WADE
WHERES WADE?

Finding out that his son barely knew he existed crippled him permanently. The moment that sank in, he was a Chad nevermore.

This.

Joseph couldn't give two fucks about his Native heritage. Even if he found out, he'd reject John as any sort of father figure.

I kinda wanna see a greentext of Joseph saying something similar after someone tells him that John is his biological father.

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If they will ever do a new season they should reverse it. Dale and Nancy have a new child which is 100% Dale but he in his paranoia thinks Nancy cheated on him. Nancy is stying with him from guilt and fo the sake of the kid because at the end Dale is good father

>chad
>not taking care of his own offspring
Nope. A good Chad is also a good father. Redcorn is just a miserable redskin who tries to drown out his peoples misery in whores, and it doesn't work.

Redcorn came across as a bit of a manchild truth be told

Alongside what other anons, especially and , said, his culture and family pride will die out because of him. Native Americans are already fucked, John is going to grow to be a lonely old man who has nothing except for wasted regrets and his tiny place in the woods. Meanwhile Dale will get everything John never had, such as love and respect, and Joseph will continue to grow up, possibly live a decent life, have a family and continue to live as Dale's son, while John has a lonely grave.

Why? Just because he's emotionally unstable?

Joseph knows Dale's not his dad. Remember he's an alien baby.

Because he was a grown man who spent years fucking other guy's wives and didn't develop any useful skills outside of being a bogus faith healer. When his looks and energy run out he'll have nothing but his trailer and the half acre of shitty land Dale helped him win. He wanted to be close to his son, but it was way too late when he made that decision and he wouldn't have been well equppied to be a parent anyways. Without the later series development that he becomes a children's entertainer, Redcorn's future looked miserable

Non-shitty mobil version

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No, the aliens abducted both Nancy and Dale on the same night and used Dales sperm to impregnate Nancy.

The fact that the last season gave him a chance to "redo" his fuck up, giving him an ex-lover, a daughter and even a wife's son to take care of, and then in the series wrap up they are no where to be seen, further emphasizes this. He had a chance to make things right with Nancy. He could have done the correct, but painful and difficult thing of taking responsibility, but he shirked it and got cucked out of a son.
Then, years down the line, having learned his lesson, he has a perfect chance to make a family, take care of one of his bastards, etc. And he completely fucks it up, off screen. Probably because of the Nancy stuff coming to light.

I raised yer son.