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Does anyone actually care about this movie?
Luke Martin
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Kayden Edwards
For a sec I read "Boner Park"
Joshua Moore
parents with little kids maybe
Jose Watson
It's more of a concept than a movie.
Ethan White
The tv commercials quote reviews, yet there aren’t any on RT
Charles Howard
Honestly have to agree. I can't imagine any tension in this. I mean. It's a movie about building a theme park and playing in it. Okay. I don't give a fuck about watching people have fun when I could have fun myself. Fuck this youtube generation.
Alexander Jenkins
Can you find these TV Commercials?
Jaxson Cruz
Not even the studio cares about the movie.
I think that should sum up your answer.
Ryan Davis
It's a happy movie.
Robert James
Why is John Oliver in this?
He’s too based for this technicolor boredom.
Jayden Smith
Okay.
Gabriel Edwards
I don't think I will miss this.
Ryder Taylor
..the fuck is this?
where's my bumper cars!?
it looks soulless as fuck, and i mean it, protagonist is bland and her huge eyes are offputting, the story was already told in the trailer, so why bother?
do something original with this, dammit!
Nathaniel Miller
Also, what point do the animals serve other than “animals are funny”?
Michael Brown
Almost everyone ive talked to thought the ads were for a phone app style game until they saw them run in theaters
Landon Morgan
Joseph Smith
No, but I acknowledge it looks like a decent kids film. Good message, characters seem likable, jokes seem okay.
Brayden Miller
I mean, obviously there's gonna be a happy ending but there's still conflict and villains to overcome.
Kevin Miller
The main character is just Peni Parker but not anime.
Aaron Nguyen
Exposition
Ayden Powell
Not even close
Liam Robinson
>current year
>thinking bing bing bad teeth is based
Cringe and blue pilled
Kayden Gomez
I have no idea about the story. I also don't care about the story. It's a strange idea for a film and the trailers don't help.
Jaxson Cook
>John Oliver
>based
Is this bait?
Isaiah Gomez
What do you want from it? Do you want it to be about how the park is struggling financially and the drama this causes internally? Do you want it to turn out it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and turn into a slasher flick? Do you want someone to get mutated in an terrible snow cone accident and have to be stopped by skeetball man? JFC dude
Ryan Mitchell
>no marketing
no thanks, i only watch disney movies.
Hunter Phillips
Literally his last episode (15 minutes in)
youtu.be
Noah Evans
It looks really cute