I'm so glad that we got a bland forgettable movie with a bland forgettable character played by a shit actress so she...

You forgot the part where she becomes the face of the mcu from then on

I paid shekels to see it, it's absolutely mediocre and forgettable. 90s nostalgia is shit tier compared to 80s nostalgia (I have neither so I'm just judging them on their merits), and the movie was "stolen" by a guy who was only relevant in the last 25%.

Also, Jude Law's character ended up being much more likable than was probably intended.

>I'm so glad that we got a bland forgettable movie
You weren't saying this throughout the whole MCU and all of its movies are like this.

Cry more the future is female

Well, if Sweden is anything to go by, get ready for the rate of rape to skyrocket

Nah, Captain Marvel is on par with Iron Man 2, Thor, and Thor 2

Keep crying Yea Forums

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>It made money so it's good

It's a Marvel movie. It could literally be a static image of a turd for and hour and a half and it would still make bank. Also you should probably stop defending mediocrity because it's supposedly feminist. Guarantee you defended Ghostbusters too and that didn't even qualify for mediocrity.

The amount of salt when this movie surpasses Aquachad will be incredible.
I look forward to it.

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This is a reference to Sweden redefining rape in 2005, leading to an increase number of rape convictions based on the new wider definition. The rate of rape did not skyrocket, just the rate of convictions.

Should only be another week

why is the salt just out on the ground
that doesnt seem very hygenic

>It's a Marvel movie. It could literally be a
This is what happens when you are a trusted quality brand and don't hire some music video retard to fuck up Superman, losing audience trust.

Except they aren't. You're thinking of DC. What Marvel is doing is retiring the characters people have loved for over a decade to allow fresh new characters take over

One, almost nothing will grow or live in salt
Two, not all salt is for human consuption.

>I can't wait for this 4/10 to surpass this other 4/10

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Actually it was a reference to Sweden's predominantly female parliament opening it's borders which lead to a skyrocketed increase of legitimate rape of women of all ages by refugees

That's not a nice way to talk about the movie that's literally saving the DCEU franchise.

Carol is the end the MCU deserves

Nice try DCuck but no one gave a shit about Superman before Snyder took over just like no one gives a shit about him now

Face it your shitty characters were only popular in the 90s because Based Marvel wasn't even bothering to try

Whatr fucking myths? Did they forget that WW exists? ANd that is just the most recent one. Hell, the last weeks were the proof one could hope for to see if Disney paid the fucks off or not.

I wanna lick it

>Did they forget that WW exists?
Everyone forgot about that DC piece of shit

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Can we contain the complaining to one fucking thread?

Some of us don’t want to see you fucking retards sperglording out 50 times a day

Really good marketing.

Cheddar Larson is so incredibly unlikeable both on screen and off screen. Wish they would have cast somebody else.

I have a better solution: banish all live action shit to Yea Forums where it belongs.

Good thing they stacked the odds as much as they could. Had cinemas dedicate as many theaters as possible to it, limited preorders for everything else, everywhere up to the very opening day, and opened in China at the same time, so the big bucks from there would be counted in the initial worldwide opening numbers, as opposed to every other movie, where they come later.

I'm amazed you get internet in that imaginary world you are living in.
Assuming you aren't pretending to be retarded, because if you are you are a Genius at it.

>Did they forget that WW exists?
Of course, just like this forgettable movie will be forgotten about in a month.

counterargument?

He thinks you're spouting fiction, which you can easily disprove if you can provide a legitimate source that isn't a rumor mill.

Except they didn't. Or does your tiny retard brain think Universal is doing the same thing right now

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is that happening everywhere, even in third world countries? Will it stay that way until opening day?

Was kinda hoping that the movie could save Carol like it did Miles for me.

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>Except they aren't.
>But they are

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>when your dad comes back from a suicide bomb mission.jpg

JUST HAVE SEXY ALREADY

>The writing was bad.
>Stop spergingglgds
Your mind! How does it feel having incels rent-free in your head?

Won't happen

Everyone in this thread is a virgin except for me

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only Evans has retired from his role

WW has a better rating than Captain Fungus, Laddercuck

and Captain Marvel made 150 % of its opening take and is guaranteed to make more money

y'all said the same shit about wonder woman. the actress was bland, the storytelling wasn't smart enough, etc.

Even me?

Okay and? WW made money too

Not really Yea Forumss fault most Yea Forums faggots only talk about capeshit and nothing else.

Nick fury was very underwhelming, very different from his usual personality. Loved the krees and skrulls

>steal the show from characters that we actually care about.
Oh, silly DCuck! No one cares about your characters to begin with!

RENT FREE