Was it ever explained why he was so nice to Homer?

Was it ever explained why he was so nice to Homer?

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He was trying to build up Homer's position in the company so he could control him from the shadows.

Homer is a sexual dynamo

Despite being a disgusting fat slob people just want him, male or female

Karl is just another victim of the fat man's lusty pheromones like Lurleen or Mindy

A true gentleman is gifted with manners, and takes pleasure in his work. Homer was his charge, and his success meant that Karl had succeeded. Alas the Kingmaker didn't count on the simple minded board members ignoring Homer due to his baldness

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Some people just want to watch the world smile.

Have you SEEN the size of Homer's ass?

Gay people are terrific human beings

Why do you have to have a reason to be nice?

Had he done anything special? No, he did what any subordinate would do when his commander was threatened by a live grenade and jumped in front of it.

He was basically Smithers but for Homer.
Supposedly they were going to write another episode that explored him more and it would be that Homer saved his life years ago

Yeah and the VA refused the idea because it was stupid.

He was a dedicated Kingmaker.

Homer is proof that confidence is often the secret to being attractive.

He had a great talent as a kingmaker and he loved his job. You might then ask why choose some dopey middle-manager when he could easily make 6-digit salaries elsewhere, but that's not so hard to understand either (pic related).

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He wanted ro give homer fuck and suck

He was a homosexual and was infatuated with homer and was also really good at his job and a dedicated employee.

He was Homer-Sexual.

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He was gay for Homer.

Who isn’t I heard Even principal skinner is possibly Homer Sexual

no no no that's a guy who regulars Moes.

>tfw you will never have a Karl in your life

I mean most gay people are pretty desperate since there's so few of them. Most of them are forced to be good people or they'd never get laid, kind of like what straights had to do in the 1950s.

I was going to say that

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>I mean most gay people are pretty desperate since there's so few of them. Most of them are forced to be good people or they'd never get laid, kind of like what straights had to do in the 1950s.
Most gay dudes have a sexual history of several hundreds.
Like, even if only 1% of people are gay, we're at a point of population density that 1% is still a fuckton of people.

Yeah but nowadays you can act like a loathsome piece of shit and get laid any time you want if you're straight. Gays have 100x less options so they have to at least pretend to be decent human beings.

You talking about Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabado?

Karl was gay? I just wanted a cool hyper-competent assistant in my life!

That's the worst name I ever heard.

> Gays have 100x less options so they have to at least pretend
No they don't.
The worst ones just pair up with each other, apps and shit basically make it so that all gays can virtually enter a room and holler out "who wants casual sex!?" and then they'll all answer each other and fuck.
No matter who/what you are there is a man that will fuck you, there is a man who will drive 4-8 hours out of his way and fuck you.
Like, I could go on craigslist and catfish for a dude as a parapalegic nazi with AIDs and I'd find somebody who'd want to fuck an AIDs-riddled nazi nugget.

Here, you can have mine

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Where the hell did "kingmaker" come from?

It's an old political term.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Neville,_16th_Earl_of_Warwick

"Warwick the Kingmaker" is a pretty baller-ass name.

A theory is he's Homer's guardian angel.

this

what's this kingmaker bullshit you guys keep talking about?

king·mak·er
/ˈkiNGˌmākər/
(noun)
a person who influences the choice of people for powerful positions within an organization:

He was a genuinely great guy that wanted Homer to succeed. And they left his gayness towards Homer about as obvious without actually confirming it. He just loved Homer.

>Gays have 100x less options so they have to at least pretend to be decent human beings.
It is a thousand times easier to get laid with guys than girls. Like I could have 5 dudes tonight, easy.

I think the word speaks for itself.

>the truth of it
He was Chairface Chippendale.

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And you enjoy yourself that way huh?

>He's a loser. He's pathetic. He's.... a Simpson

springfield was filled with the scummiest people on earth, despite that, first seasons homer was truly a good person

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That was mostly due to the fact that if they were with a single man for any extended period of time people would start getting the idea of them fucking. Hence having any relationship stability was a no no because you could easily be fired by your boss having an inkling that you were gay.

>tfw I’m a Karl

Interesting. Why would it be stupid? Is it because for some good people, you don't need a good reason to be very nice?

>He was asked to return as Karl in the season 14 episode Three Gays of the Condo, but declined because the script didn't have "that Simpsons twist"

VA knew Zombie Simpsons writing when he saw it.

He wanted to see Homer take home the seed, and give the family feed.

I don't buy that Karl was simply and genuinely gay for Homer. I think that becoming infatuated with the mojo is just part of the all-in kingmaker mojo. Kind of like that woman on Bojack. Of course nobody like her could ever fall for a guy like him. But they can certainly buy their own press.

(Not that Karl wasn't genuinely gay in general)