Try not to gloat too hard, Yea Forumsrps.
just kidding go nuts
Tuesday Carolthread
Don’t give a shift about company wars, and still thought this movie was on level with Captain America The First Avenger at best
You people are insufferable.
How many tickets has Kamala bought?
>trolls claim American SJWs will see it but it will crash and burn overseas
>film opens
>it's doing spectacularly and unexpectedly well in China, South Korea, India, Brazil, Egypt, etc.
Wow guess the whole world is American SJWs now.
Brie larson = #notmycaptain
Eleventy Seventeen
Two.
One for her and one for Sam.
You mean her and Peter
Not in MY fanfiction!
Fun fact: Kamala Khan bought roughly 89% of total tickets sold for Captain Marvel. Conspiracy!
Besides we all know Kamala is REALLY for
Where did she get that kind of cash? Swiped Stark's credit card?
She got it the most honest way possible.
Whoring herself out
With a $153M opening, 89% of that would be $136,170,000. If we round up the 2017 average ticket price to $9, then that would put the total number of tickets bought at 15,130,000.
You can't even support your ship with tangible in-comic evidence, you mong.
And yet, Sam x Kamala coming true is just as likely as shipping Kamala with this guy is
Does it have to be that incarnation of Ben, though?
PIck any, but not UA Ben 10000
Hot
Oh shit that's mine. Heheh
Oh really? Nice work my dude
You want a Carol thread? FINE! But I'm here to talk about something important regarding Danvers. Fellas, we got to get her back on the bottle. Let's face it, a drunken super saiyan is the only way we're going to salvage Carol now. It was a great character flaw she had, and they downplayed it in Iron Man too
I'm sure carol can find away to pay her back.
lmao
The art book is great and you should get it.
Is Carol a sad drunk, or does she somehow get angrier after a few bottles?
Yes
Link? I've been trying to find this board.
>Haters tears
Carolfags can't write, also as expected of someone like Carol she will drink anyone's bodily fluids.
That is some shitty photoshop.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the money Captain Marvel is making.
I assume you were saying something like "I'm a pathetic incel, please god kill me now"
Apparently in the Spanish dub Carol asks Minn-Erva if that's why they never fucked.
Anyone have the page where she kicks Tony into space while drunk as fuck?
Drunk Carol best Carol
subhuman Incel brie movie flopped HARD enjoy the 80% drop
>Not a single mention of either Jessica
That made me very sad
Too soon for them. Emma Watson might be playing Jess Drew in Black Widow though.
Marcio Takara ECCC print.
And I raise you
>Im celebrating the death of the MCU
why
There's going to be a big timeskip between then and the modern MCU, remember. No sense introducing a character in the 90s that will be too old to do anything in the later movies.
They already set up a payoff character with Monica. More than that would be excessive.
Emma Watson? meh
Hearty kek from me
Gonna be hard searching for Carol x Maria (Hill) now.
Make me
I'm glad she made it and turned a bunch of morons insane in her way. Can't wait to see her in endgame.
>Wow guess the whole world is American SJWs now.
Yes, American cultural imperialism has spread SJW doctrine far and wide, ruining many countries. No one claimed only Americans were SJWs, that's a strawman.
Carol is a horrible role model
Why? Her movie is still bad.
Marvel movies usually do better than DC, right?
And even if Captain Marvel is a mediocre Marvel Movie (although it's actually one of the best), it can be assumed to make about as much as Aquaman, the best (i.e. most marvel-like) DC movie
Aquaman's weekend gross was about 70 million
With low numbers for today, Captain marvel will probably end up making 7 times that
If you look at numbers and legs, considering how March is a secret gold for movies (see BvS, which made a lot, despite being shit), Captain Marvel will probably stay proportional with Aquaman (Disney's analists ahve tested, and made sure of this.)
So, if you do the math, Captain Marvel will probably be the highest grossing movie of all time, and DC will go out of business.
inb4 mouseshill, literally everyone in hollywood knows this.
The future is female.
Avatar my ass.
I hope everybody got one of those, that's great.
I'm happy to start informing casuals her alcohol tolerance
Wow, I guess the crowdfunding money for all those empty seats dried up.
>And even if Captain Marvel is a mediocre Marvel Movie (although it's actually one of the best), it can be assumed to make about as much as Aquaman, the best (i.e. most marvel-like) DC movie
Not necessarily. captain Marvel released worldwide on its OW, Aquaman didn't. That's why Aquaman's "weekend gross" is lower, but it made overall.
You can't release worldwide twice, so CM will have a much harder time matching Aquaman's numbers. Aquaman making a billion was a happy coincidence that only happened after weeks of adding together foreign totals, but we have the foreign totals for CM already.
That's not to say it can't cross 1 billion, but it would require a second marketing push from Disney to do so.
If that means Kamala abandons her kiddy-fuckin', victim-blamin', nonbeliever-terrorizin' religion, then keep it coming.
Wow! So are her comics any good?
>Nope.
Well, at the very least her movie is good, right?
>It's the worst MCU movie in recent times
..So why are we celebrating?
Except her comics and movie are both great.
Go cry in therapy incel.
Money
I'm drunk and nothing better to do
>Carol Rambeau
How appropriate
because shills got scared
>joke about Carol taking Monica's name when she finally marries Maria
Fund it
It certainly had its fair amount of issues but its weaknesses never go as low as the ones in Aquaman let alone Venom. And it was more entertaining than Ant-man or Strange when it comes to origin stories. Gotta upgrade that screenplay next time. 6 out of 10 Comment, rape and subscribe.
OMG I CANT!!!!SKSKSKSKS!!!Thanks for this qurky Tumblr image!
You welcome user.
75 posts
27 posters
Cho!
So, pretty fucking amazing, awesome. I can't see it till next weekend
she probably goes once a day.
>only another month until Carol and Thor v Thanos
hnnnng
unf
top knotch work my man!
That's fine. The First Avenger was pretty good.
she's a moody drunk, she doesn't lay down and cry but she has one hell of a pity party
cry more, it's Carol Danvers Day Every Day
> a hand full of tweets
Come to think of it, is Cho the only artist who's drawn Carol & Fury* vs. Skrulls?
huh? Carol doesn't read Mongolian? Speak either english or with fists
October 29 2014
>tfw Captain Marvel gives South Korea a new hot trend/meme
Weirdos.
Cute!
how much do these general cost?
I was thinking about how lame and played out alcoholism is as a plot device. In an action movie, it would amount to "character sad, copes with it badly for a few scenes". I expect it'll be mentioned less and less in the comics, like a lot of the other stupid shit that was tacked onto Carol over the years.
It's kinda weird that they're debuting a new character before the biggest film of this franchise drops just the next month over.
but this is also pretty much what I expect of Carol Danvers as a character and there's nothing Yea Forums loves more than seething over Carol elbowing everyone into the forefront of attention. I hope she and Cap simultaneously dab on Thanos's smoldering corpse after winking at the camera.
Not the OP you were replying to, but usually 20-40$, but they vary in quality wildly. I'm not sure which company the MCU uses to produce their artbooks, I don't own any of them (yet), but depending on which one it is you could either get a bunch of screen shots and quotes from the movie with some occasional concept art, or entirely concept art with tons of in-depth interviews and bonuses, including stickers and even posters.
But Carol is a fuckup drunk who will blow things up and kill Skrulls on a bender
Drunk carol is best carol
Also Insight Editions make the really good art books I was talking about, if you are interested. I have their art books for Pacific Rim, Godzilla (2014), and Man of Steel, and they're so much better then all the others its embarrassing. Tons of concept art and they go really in depth into the designs. They're in the 40-50$ range but I couldn't recommend them more.
>Making lots of money = Good movie
Spoiler alert, any MCU movie is gonna make absolutely disgusting amounts of money.
Mediocre character, movie and franchise. Next.
It's all concept art with short commentary, mostly from the art team.
I love all the Hala stuff and now I'm kind of disappointed the movie didn't spend much time there. Even though that was the weakest part.
So given what we've seen, how would have Infinity War have played out if Carol met The Avengers earlier, be it Wakanda or Titan battle?
Surely there can be other reasons for her to be unsure who she threw into the sun this week.
They were so close on Titan that it's pretty clear she would have turned it. At the very least by giving someone a free hand so they could hold Quill back for an extra minute.
Not sure about the Wakanda fight though. Her powers come indirectly from the stones, so she might have some level of resistance to them. Considering Wanda could straight up destroy a stone, who knows what other people with stone born powers are ultimately able to do against them.
Shut up and keep drinking my fluids, bitch
>Emma Watson might be playing Jess Drew in Black
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Carol knows the only reason humans want to go to space is so they can fuck alien chicks.
I hope Minnerva is still alive.
Kree can just clone her, right?
I hope she takes over Endgame and lands the finishing blow on Thanos, YASSSS QUEEN deserves it.
Steve dies because Red Skull kills him I guess.
well, she never actually threw the Purple Man into the sun. Now they don't know WHO she threw into the sun. Might find out more on the 20th
Hala stuff should have been the strongest part, I guess they can save it for a Captain Marvel 2, maybe that time they don't fucking go through so many writers.
Whatever happened to this character? KSD introduced so many useless characters that got forgotten later on.
I pick Sam Alexander, aka Nova.
We never saw her die so she could've ejected.
She was introduced for the Torfa arc. Not every character needs to last beyond the story they're introduced for.
As it happens though she did help out a bit much later after Chewie got captured.
>Nova
never ever.
I haven't watch the movie yet, but do they explain why she's monstrously more powerful than the average Kree? Based on what we've seen so far from the movies and Agents of Shield , the entire live-action version of the race doesn't seem too special outside of being a lot stronger than Humans.
>Carol obviously thinkin bout those tentacles
It wasn't just her it was the alien sidekick, Kit, thos eother charfacters she re-introduced from Carol's old run. She set up the possibility of Mike (I think it was him) and Carol again and didn't do shit with that. Not only that but that weird ass "She lives in the statue of Liberty!" thing. The space stuff was pretty mediocre too, especially when it focused on Chewie.
IMO everything after Enemy Within was pretty obvious that KSD was just winging it.
She's not Kree in the MCU. She absorbed the energy from a Tesseract-derived lightspeed engine core.
>explain why she's monstrously more powerful than the average Kree?
Yes it was an explosion from the tesseract and she's only a Kree hybrid becaus eof Yon-Rogg's blood being inside of her
Why the fuck did every comic writer BUT Reed get credit in Captain Marvel? Brian Reed had the longest solo run of her and he gets squat?
Clone her anyway. You can always use a spare.
Because the people at Marvel Studios are faggots. Pretty sure changing Chewie's name to Goose and it being a Flerken somehow circumvented them giving Reed credit and making it a KSD idea because she came up with the Flerken concept. So tehcnically it's now Chewie, it's a Flerken named Goose.
Still i think Reed came up with the test pilot thing right?
he did
Fuck Brie, I prefer Magical Girl Carol
reminder japanese version of Carol looks problematic
>problematic
Fuck off, Carol is never problematic
then nips are doing a good job making her "problematic"
Should be
>yes and?
>those boobs and butt
#NotMyCaptain
It was a near-perfect movie honestly.
If only it had been Head Like a Hole playing from the 1989 jukebox instead of Just a Girl playing from nowhere.
The most objectively blandest female protag of this decade. Good job poisoning the waters cunts.
>Bland
>celebrating cuntness
why?
why not? can be fun
Of blank screens in empty theatres, mostly nowhere near the screening times shown on the tickets. All they need to do is take one pic of the CM movie playing on the screen to an empty theatre and they'd have genuine proof ... yet it'll never happen - at least until the audience numbers finally do drop later on in the week.
HA! Timestamp on the upload is 4:00 PM, movie ticket says 6:30 PM. How fucking desperate
Yes! i'm glad i'm not the only one that recognizes AF/UAF Ben as fucking peak.
I think Wendy's the only one who stuck around.
I'm just happy to see marvel crash and burn.
Nah
You know.
I'm holding on to the hope that Brie will wear the leotard someday.
Emma's bitch slap game is weak
Petititon to have Illuminated user write a Carol ongoing when?
kind of weird that the anti-Carol thread stopped uh?
Guess some people still haven't recovered from the butthurt.
>we celebrating?
there is no "we", your kind will never celebrate anything, DCuck.
Now go back masturbating to Memoa.
people keep saying shes gay for her black friend. is that canon or just shippers being desperate like with steve/bucky?
Probs just shippers
Honestly the better Marvel. She still has developement left.
And Carol is just burned by incompetent writers, or directors. Many complain that the supporingcast was better played in the movie.
I hope if they make an A-Force movie it will be more like the secret wars one.
>still seething this hard
>couldn't even bomb the audience score into rotten territory
Carol is the best, cope.
My nigga!
We must convert the heathen
I always figured they'd come into the light on their own time, personally.
AF Ben maybe, but UA Ben went all crazy at the end and was going to be a tyrant
Cho is the only one capable drawing or writing Carol.
KEK!
Kill yourself
>I'm holding on to the hope that Brie will wear the leotard someday.
I don't, the movie costumes are too "practical."
I just hope someday the comic writers realize that comic costumes can be fun again.
So where do want to see her going next? Whats in the future for her?
What does she stand for?
Who draws these?
Ok, now post some from when the movie is actually playing
A crazy catlady?
Carol?
And the one you saw won the tickets!
There are more with right for the beginning, but there are no cinema photos with full seats playing or with moderate filled seats before it starts.
And we talk about an era where everybody takes selfies at important or interesting moments to them.
SEETHING
LOL she has like no ass.
Neat
So domestically it made less than Iron Man 3 and Age of Ultron?
>So where do want to see her going next?
Marvel's version of the Authority with Carol and the Ultimates.
Bitch.
Rude.
shoulda been a dazzler tshirt
Don't have the rights for another week
We did get this though so I'm okay with it
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heh, that's cute
That video of her walking in the theater that the image is based on makes her like a complete asshole
You mean like a complete cutie.
That's Brie Larson, not Captain Marvel.
Learn how stage personas work, sweetie.
Mouseland
This book is actually pretty good. Good use of Carol, and heck even Emma shows up
Will it make a billy?
At this point that's like >90% certain
>Heyo! It's #CaptainMarvelTuesday! I heard there was a movie or something out about #CaptainMarvel you guys hear about that
That reminds me of Ryan Johnsons "second week cinema watchers" tweet. Are they becoming nervous?
you have it backwards, Billy makes a Marvel
I think this is the biggest issue with movie Carol. They started her as Captain Marvel Carol which has had issues getting traction for ages now. They eliminated all her development as Miss Marvel and have nothing really to draw from the current comics that is a positive.
Yeah!
yeah, as someone who works at a movie theater, I can tell you this is bs. Its the best selling movie weve had in a while (tbf there hasn't been any good recent movies) Marvel movies are always gonna draw in a big crowd.
I mean if you had a choice that would be the obvious one.
Oh user, you haven't heard? We're past that already.
ms marvel > horse shit > captain bitchface
>want to see and support this
>hate reserved movie seating
What do, Carolfags?
Theaters near me only do two rows reserved regularly, can you not just buy a regular ticket?
Tuesdays have a discount usually so if you're PDT you could probably catch one tonight.
Fuck Brie Larson, fuck identity politics, fuck woke culture and fuck Disney.
This crazy cunt does not deserve such power.
thanks for the bump
That's is cute as hell.
>looking at her indoctrinating that little girl to be a bitch cunt
She is literally the worst role model for little girls to aspire to. Especially for a family friendly franchise.
I really hope they go full speed in Cunt Carol in future movies
I ask myself the same thing whenever I seen someone post a new frog picture or the albino.
Fuck off frogposter
Nobody gonna mention this?
>too "practical."
Stealth for I want fetish fuel
Holly pr, Batman!!
I begin to believe anons who say that the pr triples the budget!
Yeah
Frankly it should be redone with Aquaman, Carol, Miles and Bumblebee all lick Pepe'stear wearing a maga hat.
Tehy said all of those movie would flop. I genuinely think that Aquaman fans are also glad CM is ding well.
Go support 2nd Lt. Trouble's new series!
The worst part is, this cunt will raise another generation of more insufferable entitled cunts not fit to be mothers and unwed.
>doesn't like Daddy Carol
Cunt
Based
Carol is for Maria!
Marvel are sneaky bastards. The Endgame trailer is going to be released next week and will feature some Carol in it, which'll make people go "I need to maybe go watch Captain Marvel after all" and get a boost
man they didn't shoot her very well
WW is still better
Kys
but those films don't really have much to do with each other
Carol and her fans are awful
DC won't go out of business. Carolfag
>Ladderbro being a schizo as usual
Why hello beautiful
Why would Aquaman fans care?
>raise
Maybe parents need to actually do their fucking jobs.
Carol's such a bad role model. Look what she's done to Kamala!
Millenial kids are raised by media.
How come I see reviews that give detailed reasons why the movie was mediocre but I don't see detailed reviews on why the movie was good, only a sentence or two?
because the people who don't want it have been stoking a raging hateboner for the past three months
That may be true but only a few sentences saying "It was awesome!" or "10/10 best film" isn't really a compelling reason to see it. I will see it at some point but with low expectations.
Because there is so much to hate that it writes itself.
Most pro arguments are
>Fury!
>Goose so cute
>Skrull turnaround interesting
And
>GrlPower
Which all are no, maybe skrulls, moviemaking skills or craft. Thats why you cant write many things about it than "i liked it"
And if you write "i dont like it" you are instantly called sexist or whatever they can come up with. Besides even critics that give it a good have most negative points.
The Titan fight would have likely been the end. The Wakanda fight would make no difference. If she wasnt on titan, the entire movie would be the same.
Reminder that Spider-Man was the most powerful person in Civil War by a longshot and it was also his first appearance, and he didnt supersede the existing characters at all. Theres no reason to think that Carol will.
You're desperate for the chance to be a victim and it shows. Its cringe honestly.
Vision and Scarlet Witch.
They were both being written as too retarded to simply one-shot the other team.
Spider-Man is head and shoulders above both of them in their MCU versions.
He's not, Vision can blast and simply outmuscle or straight up tank/phase through anything he can dish out, and Wanda can just magic grab him and toss him away at her leisure.
Cap embarrassed him, Viz and Wanda would dumpster him.
Visions blasts arent proven to be deadly or even particularly powerful, the biggest feat for them are breaking robots that cap was punching apart as well. Scarlet Witch is frankly 1% of her normal power in the MCU, and is just not a threat. Her telekinesis is limited in strength, and Spidey straight up out muscles her there. She struggled to catch some rubble, Holland's Spidey lifted a building, and that's without the Stark suit he had in Civil War. Cap didnt embarrass him either, he took on Bucky and Falcon at the same time, and straight up caught the metal fist without flinching or putting in any effort at all. He was talking when he did it and he didnt even grunt with effort for it. Spidey is frankly miles past any of them, only Thor, Hulk, Strange, and now Captain Marvel beat him and none of them were in that movie.
None of this nitty gritty pedantry even really matters, the point is that a new and extrmely powerful character was introduced right in the middle of a major conflict, and he didn't outshine the plot or other characters. Captain Marvel is just doing the same thing again.
Can this go back to being a Ben 10 thread?
So when is Marvel going to return to real Captain?
Vision effortlessly cut through a comms tower, a graze ruined War Machine's armor and he no sold a bus to the face, Wanda casually tossed Proxima into a grinder and held off Thanos with one hand, Peter doesn't compare to either, also, Steve still beat him.
Wipe the web fluid off your chin.
>>Reminder that Spider-Man was the most powerful person in Civil War by a longshot
>jobbed to capt
Its cringy you see enemies and conspirancies everywhere. While its just normal peoples critic and behaviour.
>fears for Wanda after the fact when she had years to get more powerful
>feats for Vision are weak bullshit
Sure pal. Talk up war machines armor like it's hot shit when he broke his back just from falling, and Tony's armor was punched apart by Cap later on in the same movie.
Movie success isn't determined by opening weekend.
Watch it crash and burn its second weekend.
Keep in mind Batman V Superman had a bigger opener.
Then word of mouth of its awfulness came out.
You could get the majority of peopls to see anything with the Marvel logo on it once. Nobody has disputed that.
>the skrull are muh special good funny bois they mean no harm
Yeah fuck this movie
First critic reviews dont matter, then audience score doesnt matter, then opening weekend doesnt matter, where are the goalposts going to go next? Actually dont answer that and spare us all the cringe of your reddit spacing.
This THE MOVIE ACTUALLY FLOPPED shit is the most embarrassing stuff, holy fuck.
I fucking love comic Carol, but the movie just felt characterless. It's like they took the comics Carol, sanded off all the interesting bits, and just left us with "Badass Female Protag #22616".
>I didn't watch the movie: the post
Your comics still sell like shit.
She sold more comic books than anybody else last month user. Time to kill yourself along with your casualgate friends.
that's Captain Bitch to you, incel
>I didn't read the comics: the post
>looks up February sales
>its another renumbering
>on top of being signal boosted with a movie coming up
>still can't make it to top 10
Big fucking surprise, having a new #1 is the only way marvel can sell this shitty character. Whats more hilarious is fucking conan outsold carol. Fucking CONAN, the epitome of what you sjws would called toxic masculinity.
>user can't read charts
Rank Title Est. Units
1 Captain Marvel 111,391
4 Conan The Barbarian 100,963
I cant imagine being so up your own ass that you still have sperg fits over numbering in 2019. Everyone gets new #1s a few times a year these days, that's just the way it is, get over it. Normies are scared by big numbers and actual fans should know better than to give a shit about it, so they start over every so often. Nothing could be a smaller issue.
>When WB wants a billi for Billy too
Because carol has had a relaunch nearly every year and half now. What kinds of fans does she have if her comics need to be relaunched after a year or so. Oh yeah non-comic reading normies that will buy a pop funko of her and say there a super huge fan.
>Everyone gets new #1s a few times a year these days
>carol has had a relaunch nearly every year and half now
WOW YOU DONT FUCKING SAY, TELL ME MORE WISE SAGE
It really doesn't deserve to do that well. Not for and SJW bullshit, but because as a film it was sub-par. Not Dark World bad, but not good by any means.
I'd give it a 4/9.
Disney opened the movie in every single movie theatre across the globe and basically gave away tickets.
That's how you puff up a failure property and lie about popularity.
>Everyone gets new #1s a few times a year these days
It's ok to admit you're a filthy casual. You just dont know anything about comics and dont read them and that's just that
X Force is only on #3, Avengers is on #15, CM is on #2, and Thor is only #10. They just keep the numbering low these days, it's just how it is. Shut up when discussing things you know nothing about.
>all these marvel titles.
So you're just pretending to be retarded huh.
At least im not a mentally deficient waifu fag that likes a shit tier character.
What makes you think that user is a Batman fan though.
soon
>problematic
Personally, I agree. The eyebrows make her look too much like a young Dio Brando for my taste.
Cute couple
>China cares about my /pol/ "SJWAREBEHINDEVERTHING" memes
You people need to leave your basement. NEET losers. :D