Who else would like one of their finest beers?

Who else would like one of their finest beers?

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Beer is pisswater. Buy liquor

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Buy german

>3 weeks before release
>the only time people are tweeting about Shazam and not talking about the app is when they're saying it looks terrible
It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic

Draft Beer niggers

The only pathetic thing here is you CaptainSalt, go bak to comicvine and eat your bluray you barneyfag tier autist.

yikes

They just started drinking. Get the niggas some pisswater. So by the time they're in their late 20's. So they can still get drunk.

You can't convince an entire party to drink Liquor.

based

German beer? Is this some kind of joke? German beer is like, okay piss. Yeah, there are some great Franziskaner but in general German beer is baby's first beer. Buy Belgian, or French

I hope there is a Mr Mind cameo.

Doesn't matter what you give them, they'll spit it out in disgust anyways.

Fpbp
True, but you can convince the VIPs at said party to drink liquor, leave all the +1s to their piss water

Well, white dudes, if you wanna piss off Miss Cheese. Watch this movie!!

>draft

Go hard or go home

Or Just drink socially and enjoy yourself, I'll never understand the obsession with hard liquors

That you can still drink it like a normal person without getting smashed? Man up, you pussy

Wannabe Chads think this is the only way to get laid
It's a murican thing

Are you underaged? You can drink liquor and not be a college meathead looking to get fucked up. Learn to savor good Scotch

>Spits out beer because their taste buds haven't developed yet
It's surprisingly realistic

Truly, he has the wisdom of Solomon

Honestly think this movie will be fun.

This, I'll go see it. Haven't been in cinema for a while.

>Belgian
this

You can with the right mixers.

WHO'S READY FOR THE FUNFAIR

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B..but it was going to Netflix!

I mean me, but the fuck is a funfair?

carnival basically but mostly just rides instead of things like cirus acts

Sucks about no acts, but that still sounds pretty sweet

because Americans are obsessed with getting black out drunk as fast as possible and tryign to maintain that level of drunkenness for the entire night. Its half the reason why most mainstream beers are practically pisswater.

but for me though its about that craft beer.

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Being smashed is fun but being sleepy is not.

A funfair? I could go for some fun!

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You're thinking of Aussies and lower class Brits.

I'll have her!

This movie honestly looks bad. None of the jokes in the new trailer got a chuckle outta me.

Ultimate waifu

The didn't get a chuckle out of anyone. When I saw Captain Marvel the audience I was with laughed at damn near everything but when that Shazam trailer came on it was quieter than a screening of A Quiet Place

>a convince store having that many Twinkies on display
>behind the freaking counter
Who the fuck was it on set design that approved this?!

*Belgian or Czech

Liquor is for women and old people
I am neither

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I couldn't finish my first beer because it tasted so bad. Didn't help that I wasn't aware you don't drink beer with ice.

Uh huh

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Any brand you see in movies and tv series can be assumed to have provided money for that spot in the camera. Product Placement is what it's called, I think.

... do you not know how movies and advertising works?
Are you younger than Billy?

>alcohol
No thanks, I'll have a soda.

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That's the problem with pre-teens. Convenience stores are fine for them when they want Slurpees and candy, but the beer in gas station mini-markets and convenience is the worse sort of piss water.

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>Drinking whisky and vodka instead of everclear and moonshine
Pussy.

I find it strange that we're talking about booze and Carol isn't involved in the conversation.

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eat the disk

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>Billy falls in love with an anime girl

Carol teaching Billy how to drink when?

>shitthatdidn'thappen.txt

This. Everyone looked like they wanted to leave the fucking theater when the trailer was shown.
And they were cheering throughout the movie so you know I wasn't just with a dumb audience

this. I literally had people boo at Shazam in my theater watching CM

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