Comics about how superheroes (and God) are fantasies of empowerment for frightened manchildren unable to cope with the...

>Comics about how superheroes (and God) are fantasies of empowerment for frightened manchildren unable to cope with the reality of the world (harsh, complex, chaotic, probably meaningless)
>Hollywood turns it into an action capeshit

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Snyder is a capeshiter himself
At least the nihilism is there

Don't worry, Lindeloff will make it into HBO kino.

I hate capeshit
Only read Vertigo

It's better than the comic book

Glancing at a few comics doesn't make him a capeshit.

This.

Yes, but as an action capeshit, is better than 99% of capeshits

Agree
But this is not hard, since 99% of capeshit are trash for soys and manchildren

Fuck capeshit

>and God
Thought you could just sneek that in there you little bastard

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HBO will fuck this even more

It's better than the comic
>DUD LOOK IM MAKING A COMIC (INSTEAD OF A BOOK) WITH SERIOUS DEEPEST EDGY AND SHIT THINGS! TOO DARK BECAUSE THE COMIC ARE FOR KIDS BUT MY COMIC NOOOO THE DUDES ARE BAD NOT SUPERHEROS NOOOO THE SUITS ARE BAD THE HEROS ARE BAD LOOK AT MEEE TOO DEEPPPP!!
>A beautiful superhero movie, because they are SUPERHEROS
choose one

Fuck Rick and Morty
Piss in a porty
Oppressed for being horny
Die before forty

I don’t got no personality
I don’t need no personality

Above every plebeian
Never played a game I didn’t win
Liking shit is a sin
I threw my mother in the rubbish bin

Are you having an autistic fit right now?

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So is it just one person trying to make this a daily/weekly thing? Or was there really someone pathetic enough to try to recreate the thread because they found it entertaining?

It’s the BAN CAPESHIT guy, he’s actually getting a lot better.

8====D

He's a capeshitter in spirit at least.

Total improvement.

>Hollywood turns it into an action capeshit
You expected Snyder to understand the source material?

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Shouldn't he be on Yea Forums instead?

It was a perfectly good adaptation.

>probably meaningless
Comics differentiate between absolute meaning and relative meaning

capeshit only purpose is laundering money

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Is this real??

bump

yes

Test

I didn't love the Hollywood Watchmen and I kind of think that by taking out the Cold War Era ending, you kind of took out the heart and soul of this Cold War Era comic book. But come on, you're WAAAAAY the fuck off base here. Watchmen only had as much to do with power fantasies as it used them to construct coping fantasies for the then-modern world.

He's not a superhero fan, he said It himself

Snyder is a capeshitter the same way a faggot with a Rastafarian flag in the shape of the Punisher logo on his truck is a capeshitter

Imagine being actually proud of being this stupid.

>Turns Watchmen into an action movie
>Turns Batman & Superman into a broody drama
YOU GUYS JUST GOT ZACKED

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Only good post in the thread.

you plebians, its about a pirate who gets lost at sea

Fuck dude, I saw Aquaman weeks if not a month or so after it came out and there were still at least 10 or so people in the theater, how the fuck are all these people in empty theaters on literal opening weekend?

Is this because of that "LITERALLY EVERY SCREEN IN EVERY THEATER ACROSS THE COUNTRY WILL BE PLAYING CAPTAIN MARVEL" thing? Did they really overestimate that hard?

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Being a capeshiter is not a good thing

If you think Rorschach is a hero, so yes, It is better.
But i dont see him as a hero

>how the fuck are all these people in empty theaters on literal opening weekend?
At least two of the images take place during a weekday at 9 or 10, when most people are going home to, you know, sleep. Or shitpost on Yea Forums.

Synder is a weirdo, like Micheal Jackson levels of weirdo.

>Rorschach is cool as fuck in design, dialogue, presentation
>Also a gigantic psychopath asshole who reeks of hobo gutter shit and may be the world's wrongest and simultaneously most outmatched human being
How did they do it? How did they make such a good character? I wish we could have had more glimpses of his tag team with Nite Owl

>Is this real??

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Are you proud of yourself?

Capeshitters believe watchmen is just about capeshit. OP is an absolute retard.

Watchmen is a criticism of the super hero genre

It's not. That's why is so funny when morons like you claim Snyder didn't understood watchmen and yet he is the one understood the importance of alternative story and international pilitics in the story and neiled the philosophy found in the comic, but of course, capeshitters choose to just say "muh action".

Watchmen is a trash comic. We now have a superior version.

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A good character is one we can relate to. We witnessed Rorschach's fucked up childhood, rise to heroism, and horrific moment where it all came crashing down for him. A compelling character isn't always likable or agreeable.