Hey user, you smoke with ciqawettes?

Hey user, you smoke with ciqawettes?

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>Cigarettes
Baby stuff.

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Vaping is safer that

HOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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>Smoking

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I'm thirty and have never smoked, drunk or done drugs. I don't have any tattoos or piercings.

What have I missed out on all these years?

Life.

>cancer
>alcoholism
>edgy friends.

>Smoke
Very little. The first time you smoke nicotine, you might get high off of it. It's not dissimilar to a caffeine buzz. Sort of interesting, and vaguely calming afterward. But it's an expensive, dirty and smelly habit. Cigarettes once are basically fine, maybe buy a single pack and see where it takes you. Just don't get into a chain smoking habit.
>Drink
This one I'm grappling with, myself. A few drinks are great social lubricant, you get outside of your own head, you have a bit more fun, you don't think things through so sometimes you're surprised, amused or excited about stuff you normally wouldn't bother with. But it's also vaguely expensive, physically/mentally debilitating, and hang overs are no joke. Also blacking out or vomiting are both fucking awful. Plus if you make a habit of it, you increase your calorie load dramatically, so there's that to consider, too. If you made it this far without trying it, then just keep on with it.
>Drugs
That's a pretty wide category. Weed is basically harmless. If you were going to try anything you mentioned, I'd suggest weed. It's sort of the opposite of alcohol, for me, where I get more granular and focused on things. They are technically a hallucinogen, but the most I experienced were auditory stuff. Which may have just been paranoia. There's no hangover, it's near impossible for you to kill yourself with THC, and the high can be very short, maybe an hour or so, before your head clears up.

Big weed go and stay go

It's been years since I smoked weed, but I kicked it significantly easier than I'm kicking alcohol. The social acceptance of liquor is so high that it's impossible to get away from. They sell cocktails in movie theaters where I live, now.
Anyway, my only other drug experience was with opiates, which were boring for me personally, but traumatic for others I know. I don't like thinking about how many people in my generation died or ruined their lives with that stuff.

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"With" cigarettes? As opposed to separate from them?

Literally nothing, don't worry.
The only positive thing about them is the social aspect of alcohol, and even then you can still hang out with friends without getting shitfaced. If your friends are so boring and unbearable that you need to be drunk to enjoy them, get new friends. I speak from experience.

Post yfw Lamilton was based on a real kid

What a rotten fucking niglet

Only weed cigars blunt and thc oil

You've had sex though, right?

Wait, nevermind I forgot where we are.

Hold out for another decade for the Wizard Powers.

You sound like you would be fun at parties.

I’m guessing you are between 16-18 years of age raised by bible thumper parents. Probably somewhere in the shitty fly over states in the east.

Vaping is like safer than.....

Glad to know there's another person like me out there

Straight-laced anons around the board, unite!

You’ve missed out on WHITE WINE SPRITZERS!

The solution to all your problems.

this episode was pretty excellent but it mungled up by changing 'latarian milton' to 'lamilton taeshawn'
nobody has a completely made up urban LAST name, the last name comes from the family that owned your ancestors, so it's something normal.

>drunk
Getting dizzy, going to sleep, waking up, sleep walking to what you think is a toliet, taking a leak and waking up in the morning to realize, no, it was NOT a toliet, it was the fucking carpet.You fucking neanderthal.

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>whenever someone gives me good advice I do the opposite
was he /ourguy/?