>walk into house
>darkseid is sitting in my good chair
Why does he do this?
Walk into house
Dylan Rivera
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Dylan Ross
His secret fetish is to imprint his stank on other people’s couches.
Angel Perez
have you seen the design of his planet? An Earth chair from IKEA is probably the most comfortable thing to him.
Cooper Reyes
>Darkseid derives part of the anti-life equation from the struggle of following the instructions and trying to find where all the leftover bits were supposed to go
Connor Murphy
He thinks every chair is a throne, because on Apokolips, it is.
Isaac Sanders
Just punch him and the face. That donut you ate earlier grant you null psychical and almighty. So he can' t do shit to you.
Jack Evans
For God's sake OP, just sit on the couch and let him have the chair.
Jacob King
Just let him have the veggie tray too and you'll be good.
Brody Cooper
Ask him close his legs because his penis is poking out and wants to say hi.
Hunter Fisher
Chair posting thread
Thomas Bailey
the fucking upskirt
Jordan Campbell
Would you sit on Daddy Darkseid’s lap?
Luke Powell
>implying i have enough chairs to call one of them good
>implying i have a house
>implying i can walk
Get the fuck out of my only wheelchair, darkseid
Isaac Foster
I'm pretty sure Darkseid spreads his bare legs out like that to make his opponents uncomfortable in conversations.
He knows that it works.
James Ross
Make me.
Cooper Morris
Nathaniel Jones
>ikea instruction implies the anti life equation
very plausible
Angel Collins
Liam Moore
To be entirely honest, I don't really sit in my "good chair" that much. He can make himself comfortable.
That said, I think someone ought to request a Femseid version of that pic.
Brody Evans
Because DARKSEID IS
Caleb Martin
What if it arouses me?
Lincoln Jones
>Darkseid moved the chair so it would face the main door
it's not enough that he has a boner for equations, what a fucking nerd.
Charles Jenkins
Then you'd be more susceptible to re-conditioning
Isaac White
>walk in
>sit on one of his legs
>wrap my arm around his gargantuan bicep
>slowly run my finger all across his chest
>look up, smile, and say "So what's the plan, Darky baby?"
Ryder Wilson
Brandon Morales
>Turns chair to face door
>Omega beams still go whichever way they want
Kevin Fisher
Be thankful it's not
Parker Martinez
Brayden Murphy
Juan Jenkins
Listen, we don't cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram, weirdo.
Dylan Wood
is darkseid really reading mein kampf in front of a jewish wwii survivor?
Elijah Ramirez
How can anyone in the entire DC universe not have a couch/chair specifically for Darkseid to sit in? And it better be the good one too. If you are too poor to afford one, one should be provided.
Carter Sullivan
kek
Jason Torres
Darkseid would just choose one of the other chairs to sit in, taking delight in knowing your $700 chair purchase was wasted.
Jace Nelson
what the fuck how is this THIS common
Angel Lewis
Well.....
David Gutierrez
Always shipped Darkseid and Mary since then
Wyatt Green
Please tell me there is a female version of this OP's pic.
Jaxson Gray
>Mein kamf
>Not mein kampfy chair
Samuel Rivera
It's his choice, he is Darkseid after all. All that matters is that I made the effort.
Caleb Moore
>tfw I'm about to go for an ikea interview on Wednesday
Ian Russell
Tell them that you'll design a chair worthy of Darkseid so when he inevitably conquers Earth he will spare Sweden to make his throne.
Justin Jenkins
Tell him that I can see his panties.
John Rogers
Darkseid is a fan of sitting in peoples chairs.
Jonathan Martin
Intimidation tactic.
Brody Jenkins
.......like he'll force all the Swedes to build him a throne, or he'll literally convert the entire country into a gigantic chair to sit in?
Bentley Butler
>Spends all day just farting into a chair.
Leo Hernandez
Luis Wood
Poor Darkseid. His ass must ache from sitting all day on a throne made of stone or metal. I bet sitting on a comfy, plush recliner is heaven to him
Hudson Perry
Justin Brown
Levi Brooks
>Why does he do this?
More importantly, does he leave a stain?
Daniel Peterson
>Come home after a long day at work
>Darkseid's in my TV couch and he's already cleared the fridge of all of my eggs
EVERY FUCKING TIME with this guy.
Charles Torres
But it's the good chair tho.
Liam Ward
goddammit