Canon nudity thread

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>I AM BIG FISH!

I greatly appreciated Gargoyles not doing that when Fox turned into a werewolf

Pretty sure Deedee's ass was shown before

Is her asscrack supposed to be sunburned?

it's in the shadow of her foot

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Are they not naked? They look naked to me, it's just not on display, but unless there's context I'm missing that makes them clothed, they are completely nude. And I'm not the OP (obviously) but I wouldn't be surprised if partial nudity where the partial is either the crotch or tits counted for the purposes of this thread, and I'm even more sure that this counts as partial.

I didn't know about that one, Any other examples?

bullshit

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I understood that reference

Holy Doraemon, that is one roomy fucking brathtrub for trailer trash. There's a lot you could do in a tub like that.

I wonder if there could be more examples no one noticed yet. This only lasts 2 frames

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wish I could find a damn captioned screencap
ideally with those shitty old yellow vhs subtitles

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I see dots.
Guys, I see dots.
I don't even like this show, I can't stand it. it smells. but damn if it didn't do some neat stuff.

I remember when Shizuka was naked on almost every episode (and movies), Nowadays they censor her in the remakes of old episodes.

Naked Lad

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I love how the japanese government specifically cited doraemon as something that would not fall under the 'censor all the naked drawings of children' directive
you seriously cannot get fired in that country.

Not nudity, But still worth a post.

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I'm waiting until the faggot who is obsessed over male nudity in cartoons will drop his entire folder of nude male cartoon characters in this thread.

Yeah, I've just forgot that episode.

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>but damn if it didn't do some neat stuff.
I guess you could say it did. I'm having a hard time thinking of another American children's cartoon that actually drew nipples on a 8+ year old girl character.

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>boy's underwear covers exactly as much as his shorts. they would have been showing anytime he moved or sat down
>Girl's camisole covers significantly more than the dress she had on before, apparently down around her 7th rib
people who draw this way are weird.

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Oh boi, here we go.

>tfw coppertone actually got censored IRL

Fuck, you're right... they actually did it. They drew Kanker nips, the glorious bastards.

based and 5headpilled

>loli butt
this is so rare.

What kind of parent covers up his eyes if he sees his children naked? If they hit puberty, sure, but come on...

What show is this?

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Look at the file name

Yeah that made no sense
but it made no sense for Jack to be concerned about Ashi naked either. They're just squares

Who thinks the Venture Brothers Season 7 Blu Ray will be uncensored?
I'm of course talking about fully nude Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (simulated).

So is that a yes or a no to legitimate potential nudity?

no reason not to
uh, yes? what are you asking?

>what are you asking?
see and

>What about
what about them? what's the actual question? do we wish they'd be naked? Yes.

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You can get the amazon rip already broseph

bountiful penis

I'm asking if I can post scenes where a character would justifiably have been naked, but weren't because their clothes conveniently stay on when they really shouldn't.

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...

>shaved
This kills my boner, no thanks.

I have some unshaved material, but there isn't actual nudity.
Also, it's not Starfire.

Male nudity more frequent than female but I don't know why a naked dude is considered funnier than a woman in Eva's suit.

Think about it. He'd come off as a creep if he just stood there staring at them.

uncensored?
Well that's a bit like saying "hey this thread is about the Hulk, can I post comics where the Hulk really SHOULD have made an appearance, but didn't because of some executive decision?" isn't it

maybe tamaranians dont have hair down there
her brother doesn't have chest hair if i recall correctly, and his legs were pretty damn hairless

>Think about it.
Something you didn't choose to do.

Nightmare Ned spends nearly the entire 2nd half-episode of his show naked

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I mean when something happens that actually should wreck their clothes enough to expose their bodies. Coincidentally or not, that includes when Bruce gets mad but his pants conveniently hold together despite presumably not being made of a supermaterial like the Fantastic 4 has unless stated.
They don't always stay on though, 2003 and Ultimate Hulks each have at least one example.

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You just KNOW

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Jack is a huge fucking dork who has gotten embarrassed before when spotted letting his eyes wander.

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Because a naked woman is generally titillating by default unless she's too obese to be on TV in the first place. If a man is naked, it's generally considered a gross-out moment unless there's a wom on hand to be turned on by it, in which case a woman being sexually aroused is somehow also a joke (like in the first captain america movie).

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Was that the episode where they said "full moon" at least two times, and I think it was at a hospital or doctor's office, or did more than one episode make a joke about mooning and this is from another?

I really can't think of many things more nauseating than Steven naked.

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>Reminder that some teens after seeing Timmy, actually thought Timmy was Naked Lad.
>They were asking for "autographs" and photos.
>Timmy was actually visibly naked in the planetarium scene.

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I specifically mentioned the Hulk just to see if you'd get distracted and miss the point. You did.

>Doctor set by Atari
Huh. Random.

I'm not saying it's inconsistent, I'm saying it doesn't make sense given his upbringing
a lot of textiles think body shame 'just happens' and that nobody's to blame for deliberately instilling it.

Well, I mean, he's a super noble and polite samurai warrior, it makes sense that he'd be well mannered and proper. Not a lot of people know how Japan's cultural taboos regarding nudity were so different.

Also:

>textiles

wat?

>textiles
>wat?

It's what nudists call non-nudists.

Fascinating! I don't know why, but it never even occurred to me that they'd bother making up a slur for it...

Nahh they do it to give gay pedophiles boners.

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Oh, come on. I mean... JAPAN? I get the whole Puritan thing that those high atop Mount Stupid spout, but there are AMPLE cultural examples of cultivating the forbidden fruit throughout the world. Many FAR more punctuated than the instant gratification culture that dominates the United States.

>Not a lot of people know how Japan's cultural taboos regarding nudity were so different.
I'm pretty sure everybody knows that

Sort of, but sort of not. Most of the time the cover-up countries don't allow that little bit dangled around, nor do they allow and glorify rampant sex. US (and countries following its lead, which Japan falls under) is unique in having the 'do whatever you want, just for god's sake, don't let anyone see it' idea.

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>uncensored
yes, thats WHY i brought it up.
plentyful illuminati penis and boobers

so this is how TV works now? they release DVD footage on amazon first?
anyone know where the rips are? too much to ask for it to be on watchcartoononline i suppose

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You know what's really stupid is I have access to prime video, I could ask for my mom's account and watch this AND a few other things.. but i'm so lazy..

I will admit to being distracted by the Hulk part, and know that you're saying I was, but atr you s;

I like you, user
Tell you what, once this thread dies, why don't you make a new one with the theme of implausible clothing retention
I'll check it out. Contribute if I can think of anything, probably Generator Rex will come up.

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From the thumbnail, I thought fire was shooting out of her ass.

That would be pretty funny.

And how do you pronounce that title?

The Simpsons in The Movie

Yeah...they were, now they are also censored.
Same for Kitaro he used to show his penis from time to time on the old series, But not anymore.

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Monica's Gang comics used to show nudity all the time including a lot of shota dicks, but reprints of the old comics have censored them.

Cимпcoны в кинo

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I remember that the shitty cartoon had Monica naked in one episode.

Simpsons are KINO

>I'm waiting until the faggot who is obsessed over male nudity in cartoons will drop his entire folder of nude male cartoon characters in this thread.
Kek, he went off. #freethenipple

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Like a Barbie doll.

I don't remember this

A shame that show went to shit so fast.

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It was from a story in the comics. Some people have claimed the original comic showed Monica's...but I've never seen the comic.

That ass.

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Not as good as Dexter's, To be honest.

This is a blue board, user.

>Because a naked woman is generally titillating by default
That's more because most cartoons are made by men so they tend to draw hot women. If more women did cartoons you'd see more beefcake men with huge pecs.

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SU was created by a woman and so far we only got male nudity.

There's a show where the six female main characters are fully naked all the time

Funny joke, Now please leave to your containment board.

theyre covering themselves in front of him, and he respects that theyre embarrassed and dont want to be seen because hes a good dad. there are other episodes where he bathes them and nobody cares but thats different because theyre inside the comfort and safety of their own home.

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i laughed at this!

I found it sexy.

>2007, see this when it came out
>a dad and his son were in the row in front of me
>this scene happens
>the dad gets up and leaves with his son

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I can't stop laughing at this, what's going on later on?

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He did well.

I just don't know what he was expecting, the Simpsons was never exactly kid friendly to begin with

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Tell me what you think nudity is.

This is.

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Otaku animes don't count.

He's not talking about anime, user.

Hulk's pants, basically?

well that's the obvious example, but there are other characters and situations where that sort of thinking applies.

Sexy little doll.

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She's socially awkward.

Based

>created by a woman
Lesbo

I wonder how many boys who saw those cartoons turned out gay...

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What is going on here?

I’d post some naked shotas for you, but Yea Forums is ruined and smells like Yea Forums and /pol/ now, so you can’t have them.

we don't want your shotas anyway

>I hate this part...

Simpsony v kino

Okay, and what is the literal translation?

me neither. I don't remember any kids or living pinatas in that show

well considering the gay epidemic came into full swing after this STOPPED happening regularly, I'm thinking.. just you, user.

'simpsons film'

Then again, this is a reference sheet.

What's the b/v for?

it's an article like 'the'

>Wirt uses nudity
>Is super-efective

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did they have a discussion about the fact beatrice is already naked

That just means everyone's used to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=-o-EWTJdnpI

Isn't this from the recent OTGW comics?

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user, if you got any more official Evangelyne, I'd really appreciate that

Didn't really realize I was one until this

are there multiple eras of OTGW comics?

all asians are girls, user. it's like cats.

Well, there was 2 as far as I remember, one which is both an expansion on the series plus other stories, and I'm definitely sure this is after the previous series.

>I have some unshaved material, but there isn't actual nudity.
I don't think I've ever seen female pubic hair in a comic that wasn't porn

I never said it was pubic.

you gotta go to yurp for that

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>cum

>europe
>not porn
lol

It's not an article. It's a preposition meaning "in". Literally "The Simpsons in Movie"

that's LIKE the
dude i'm not fluent. I was thinking of z in polish

>That time Bobby Generic got out of having to take a bath by pretending to be shy, then having the babysitter close her eyes, and then handing her his stuffed spider's limbs for her to wash instead of his own
that was one clever 8-inch-tall 5-year-old.

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sauce?

Habibi, I think.

there's a comic called habibi? i thought that was just like durka durka, just a noise people make to make fun of arabs

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It's always the boys.

Can we agree that girls also can get naked for comedic relief? You just have to do it right

Don't tell it would be just sexy and not funny, people find boys sexy too

The guy who made this thread seems to agree

Habibi is Arabic for "my darling"

That's adorable. Ima use that on this non-mudslime arab cutie i know from dubai

I've tried multiple times to make something like that, like especially towels getting caught and girls going tumbling
the thing is, it's funnier the younger they are (especially because of skinny teen limbs), and that puts me in a place where I can't post it anywhere. I'm glad Twice the Triplets gets away with it, but

It can be both.

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If other people can do it why can't you?

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I need to work on my 'dynamics' in art, which is integral for physical comedy.
and if I'm like other artists, by the time I get that good, I'll be busy doing commissions, which won't be very funny.

Selina?

Yup, that's her.

How many threads do you pedos need?

that thread was made by the guy that rees, and it was made after this one

Pretty much my daily college experience.

based

why is this not in the movie

big poop

Make sure you say "habibti" if it's a girl. Habibi is the male version.

Because they haven't met yet.

t. faggot

>now he tells me
i'm sure she'll find it more amusing this way
wait you can edit messages on discord

Because Scott would be disgusted by Captain Marvel's flat ass and disgusting feet.

Carol Danvers is... 20? 25? years older than Scott Lang in the movie continuity.

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That fucking episode
Nudists get treated like shit, but on the other hand, -actually get to practice their harmless lifestyle-
it was like six metaphors piled on top of each other. I've had dreams like that. something negative within the dream, but I wake up and realize it's so much worse in reality.

It's Distillatoria

Peter’s ass > Louis’s ass

I have to agree, Peter is one THICC guy.

Kek

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what episode

KEK

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Who was in the wrong here?

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god bless cape comics

Forgive me father for I have sinned....
youtu.be/vnnxoqu-b9Q

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WOAH, CENSOR THAT FISH PLEASE! THIS IS A SFW BOARD!

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DC is based from time to time, But Marvel is long gone.

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I'm a 'nudist' and I love this episode. It's a funny and great depiction of how people view nudists/nudism. Even has a nice little moral at the end.

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This one always bugged me. Her legs are far too muscular for being a paraplegic.

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>building an identity out of not wearing pants

but why tho

Most people seem okay with nudist as long a m*nors are not involved, That of course says more about them than about nudists families.

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I shouldn't ask

>people are uncomfortable with adults forcing deviant behavior onto their kids

imagine that

Finding nudity more comfortable isn't my identity. That's why I put 'nudist' in quotes. I don't really like calling myself that.

because it's everyone's identity, by default. then another is one forced on them.

Go eat your Hamburger.

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Hey, you're not dissing hamburgers pal

>Openly having integument is deviant

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I don't see any pads or carapaces here

There's nothing deviant about being naked.

If you like Hamburgers so much then why you hate nudist families, Pal?

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Because no child should have to grow up seeing their dad's hairy junk swinging around.

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please ignore the troll. nobody is that ignorant.

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>suddenly DC
wait, who the fuck is the green chick?

Is this porn?

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>forced

Maybe in California or the tropics.

Up here in Canada, Thog put the furs on the moment he had some on hand.

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eskimos go naked indoors like all sensible people

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>Naked indoors
You clearly don't have roommates if you think this is sensible.

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Says who?

My roommates were all fine with my nudity.

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She was naked the whole time before that.

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the guy youre replying to is either trolling or severely clueless. don't engage

it's funny how many people think that was charred skin, somehow kept for years
rather than that they painted themselves as a reminder of that childhood ritual

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>Bart naked dozens of times
>Lisa never
This goddamned hypocritical planet

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Regardless of what it was, it wasn't a suit, that's all I'm saying.

Don't forget they show his uncensored penis on the movie.

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...Should she be?

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fair enough. though the line between latex/rubber clothing and paint is pretty thin

everybody should be naked, user

It just says Simpsons in movie.

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whoa, one frame of nip AND serious pubic shadow.

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That's one nice ass!

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Great show

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>tiger butt, tiger butt.
>radioactive tiger butt

i am asking..

what show is that

I feel like posting anything French is cheating, but damn it all if they don't do canonical nudity better that any Western culture.

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Yeah me too. It's literally my favorite episode of Family Guy.

The source is Glory, It's on the fucking filename.

As this user help me out, thank you.
I will help you. Its Chozen.

I was involved with the nudist lifestyle when I was a kid, didn't mind it and nothing bad ever happened to me, but as soon as I hit puberty I got self-conscious about it. I asked to no longer participate and my parents obliged me.

I don't think I turned out TOO weird or anything.

It's Glory

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You are on Yea Forums, You turned out weird.

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oh that show looked so fucking stupid, was it actually good?
sadly common

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My experience is the opposite. I don't think I ever saw anyone in my family naked growing up, but I began sleeping naked out of comfort in my late teens and it just grew from there. I became less self conscious about my body because of it.

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Glad to know that more anons also enjoy being naked.

You clearly don't cook much then.

One false move and the bacon will burn your bacon.

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this is such a widespread cliche. it's amazing not one person realizes that if your cooking is splattering grease everywhere, you have more problems than an apron can fix.

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degenerate fucks.

I cook naked all the time. Some splatter happens, yeah, but you can barely feel it.

>blood everywhere
>can't show a nipple :^)

Well, they have to throw a bone to all the dsns, I suppose.

It's a cliche because it's a problem. Non-splattering cooking means you're either cooking small batch (just for you) or small-time (tastes like shit because you boiled it rather than frying it like god intended)

The basic disregard for safety would be humorous if it wasn't so tragic. Clothing's not just for heat regulation, it's protective.

I think you've never cooked in your life
and i know you've never cleaned up after yourself

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I am a professional cleaner.

And I cook like a god. You should try my corn dogs someday.

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What do you think is going on in the kitchen where you need clothes? If I put something in the oven, I certainly don't need protection for that. If I'm frying something on the stove, the splatter might reach my chest if I'm standing close enough or frying something at a really high heat, but again, you barely feel it.

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>Grease-tanking naked man walking around with oven mitts

Almost as bad as naked man wearing nothing but socks and sneakers, man put some drawers on

From my perspective, you are asking for a handout/spoonfeeding when you have what is basically free and easy access to a thing that requires you to send a text message/make a phone call/go upstairs and have a face to face interaction, but you are too lazy to do that.

If this is true, where does your sense of entitlement come from?

Who said I was a man?

you can't just let the splatter go wild, that's a fire hazard and a major issue with cleaning the stove later. Turn down the heat and/or use a lid. if you're deep frying, go outside.

Then wo-man put some drawers on, this is an equal opportunity call to cover the bits.

it's more like I keep forgetting and it's slightly awkward to ask someone for their amazon password so I can watch some shit when I'm always trying to get her to just pirate tv from proper sources instead of sticking to youtube rips

You said you were cooking...

I don't let the splatter go wild and I don't deep fry anything anyway. The most I'll fry on my stove is bacon and sausage. Pretty much everything else I grill outside.

definite wife material.

Why is so much of this cape comic art just so... ugly? Aside from every woman having exactly the same fucking body, SO MUCH of it looks like everyone's been dry-brushed with engine grease. Some of it's fine or great, of course, like which look like actual people inhabiting three-dimensional space.

But for instance, what the hell is happening to her left shoulder and breast? These people look like they're in danger of popping. The nude woman is beautifully constructed but then the other two have weird, lazy perspective.

It's just weird.

Remember that one episode where there was a giant singing boil on her ass? S’fuckin weird

>why do they all look the same?
standardized education in classical drawing. It's been that way for a century and there's a good reason for it. totally agree with you though, it's boring
>but for instance
you picked one who did NOT receive a classical education. you can tell it looks nothing like usual cape comics, it's actually less 'ugly' in some of the more common ways, but more in others, and has wonky anatomy.
>danger of popping
ah well that's a variation on typical musculature that was popular in the 80s-90s, it's quite intentional. they're meant to (and do) resemble bodybuilders.

I dont see any perspective issues in the last one, but the reason their faces look weird is theyre quite small on the page, and that's a typical place to cut down on the art quality when you're in a rush.

Nipples?

At least once
not including the comics

>I dont see any perspective issues in the last one
I felt like the right woman's chest seemed unnaturally tilted toward the viewer, while the left is distractingly perfectly square with the viewer, but yeah, considering the page is blown up on a computer monitor it seems pretty forgivable.

I think part of the thing that bothers me is the way things are heavily, heavily shaded. Like I said, it feels like everything is cold and greasy and hard. I much prefer something like which has a certain softness, but personal preference I guess.

ah yeah, well that's another "it's that way because it's always been that way" thing. in the days of engraved metal plate printing, gradients weren't doable. the inker did the shading, and all he had to do it with was ink. you were lucky to get even that. so of course solid blacks are the way to go, and that chiaroscuro style is romanticized and laden with nostalgia even though it is kinda... heavy.
to the point that it's done intentionally sometimes. the ocarina of time official art is mostly soft painting, but for the sequel they busted out the hard black shading to give it all a spookier feel.

Don't act like it was for no reason.

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Fuck that duck

I love "out of context" threads

She's drawn porn of Double D and Eddy.

isn't a stupid reason worse than no reason?
the biggest confusion about the 21st century is the abandonment of the idea that if something has been fine for decades or centuries, it's obviously fine forever.

lesbos prefer gay boys. they're unthreatening and feminine.

>stupid reason worse than no reason
Yes but the cause for the reason is also very stupid.
I never understood people calling America "puritan" when they hold the title of "porn capital of the world".

>the biggest confusion about the 21st century is the abandonment of the idea that if something has been fine for decades or centuries, it's obviously fine forever.

u wot m8

I think with the internet we got to see how much an issue pedophilia is, that's why that shit doesn't fly anymore

It's a big place.

The distance from Paris to Moscow is less than the distance from San Francisco to New York.

I can't read french
Any assistance?

I don't see anything wrong, It's because of the dog.

He's intimidated by the mad puss

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I like that the guard isn't stupefied and instead acts like how he should in that situation knowing who she is.

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Is it common for cousins to show each other their stuff when they are young?

Asking for a friend

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I am actually female user...

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Jade?

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Nice.

Why didn't she pick her towel back up? She's showing of her ass no matter what she chose to do

Nothing wrong with a woman being confident of her butt.

Fuck this gay show for sexualing underaged boys

Don't worry Victor and Valentino is next on the list of gay pedo pandering with no female nudity or underwear allowed.

Pedophiles have always existed, ding-dong.

I don't know if I'd want to be friends with a guy named Buddy Baker.

Political correctness, she is a harsh mistress.

Hell awaits you all.

Like you've done anything to earn the pearly gates, user.

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>the biggest confusion about the 21st century is the abandonment of the idea that if something has been fine for decades or centuries, it's obviously fine forever.
But user-kun, cultural norms change every generation.

'Nuff said.

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But now there's no tan line, so it's just a little girl getting her clothes pulled at with no connection to sunscreen at all!

Probably. I know me and my cousins definitely did.

Now you see how totally stupid this is.

I know, right.

I wonder if Shadman would make porn.

Wonder if this even counts since Adam was born wearing underpants, but here he is covered up

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I want to fuck that snake

>Censored.
Poor girl.

Could we pick a different show for shota nudity? V&V is ugly and obnoxious.

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Goddamn, put a burka on that child. I can see ankle.

I put heavy strain on my parent's VCR rewinding and trying to pause these couple frames.

Times change. She looks less tan than before. The goal is to offer max protection instead of tanning. I'm surprised it doesn't show her with a rash guard too.

Well, before the Coppertone protected against the dog pulling down the girl's bathing suit. Now, the Coppertone is the dog.

It's still pedo.

nobody in the 80s would have thought anything weird about this. it's just little kids.

I want to fuck that apple

"Bart Simpson's Guide to Life" book

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The Simpsons
Episode 436 "Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe"

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The Simpsons Episode 321 ""Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"

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They're babies before anyone thinks this is full frontal loli.

in 2019 everything under 60 is loli :D

so you actually believe that.. oh wow dude.
no, that was made up in the 80s. they admitted they made it up. all that stranger-danger shit was all to sell papers. the only people abducting chilluns are their own parents.
now when you scream something in the media long enough, it starts to sort of become true. because people react, and start restricting shit, and that creates perversion out of desperation.

that's the second biggest confusion of the 21st century: holding tight to shit that is not even one generation old yet
if something ISNT one of those things that kept changing, leave it alone. at least use it as an excuse, if some crank comes up and says "hey you gotta stop showing that / stop saying that"
if it's a young practice, or one that's changed a bunch, fine. but if it's always been okay, tell them to fuck off.

holy shit, he's actually covering her MORE now
yknow come to think of it, when this ad came out, girls that age wouldn't have been wearing swimsuits at all

Marge looks way better with her hair down.

you know your art style is bad when you can't even tell the difference
>Aww now i'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn

This is from a >Simpsons episode

the art style doesn't change

Turma da Monica had a lot of nude scenes

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I can remember kids my age swimming naked at the beach, and wishing I was one of them. It looked fun as hell. I would have been almost 7. Now you could get arrested for letting a kid play naked. Yes, I know, I know, but it seems like we’ve lost something worrying about how much skin is covered by children’s swimsuits.

That was still one of the more disturbing episodes ever and it's all the more puzzling that this was written by one of the Season 1-4 writers.

Do you want pedo photographers to be able to easily find fap material?

Is that really such a bad thing?

>muh pedomophiles hiding in the bushes
I mean yeah that might happen occasionally, but not nearly enough for it to be a reason for the rest of us not to go about our lives the way we want

>cameras were invented in 2009

But see that's the problem, if there wasn't any sick fucked in the head people like that we wouldn't have to worry about that, it's a dam shame people are like that on this earth. Glad there going to H#ll.

Is the goal to protect kids or to stop pedophiles from fapping?

>mfw Assfag has his own thread
>and only 10% are women
>and 40% are kids
>and

forgot pic

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How'd they get away with this in the current era?

Is this allowed?

Kick there nuts out and protect kids

2017 " seventeenth episode of season 28"

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It's actually funny to think that this super sexualized character whose entire personality runs off dirty jokes and innuendo actually has no genitals whatsoever and I kinda like it more

Holy shit, what episode was this? What the fuck?

yes.

Damn I wish Kori would expose herself to little boys more often

"Babe's new pair of boobs" or something. Really good one too.

>not leaving mom in bra and panties
I abhor animators who lack the balls to go all the way

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What's the point of it if the girls are only going to show half their legs?

My eight year old dick didn't care back then

Did Wirt get back at her?

>we'll never get a good Carol page ever again

Can you believe there's people around this board that still don't like Amanda Conner?

Gordon having a weird ass boner here

yyyes? because the alternative is they have to actually go put in effort to find it, or sit there unrequited, festering

if someone's got a desperate, slavering elbow fetish, I'd rather they snap a surreptitious photo of me in a t-shirt, vs breaking into a store and sawing apart all the mannequin arms

the idea that pictures somehow hurt the people in them was invented by anti-porn feminazis in the 70s

If we stopped worrying about it, heads would be less fucked.
bebe's*

I reckon this is Ultimate from Pietro and Wanda here

she's a sensible woman who knows bras cause sagging and panties cause yeast infections
a slip is all the underwear our great grandmas needed, and everyone before them. unless they were riding bikes, then they busted out the bloomers. Those, at least, are loose.

It astounds me how the boys at Xavier's don't jerk till their dicks fall off with all the X-Women hanging around there in their costumes

Because it's a cartoon for kids?

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