Long ago, in a distant land...
Long ago, in a distant land
Levi Taylor
Michael Kelly
>A long ass time ago, in some far off shitstained land, I Frank, Master of Darkness, made the whole world piss itself. But this Chink with some kind of magic sword wanted a piece of me. Just before I was gonna take a dirt nap, I shot him with my piece into a time portal, where he can’t touch me. Now this queer’s gonna try going to the past just to piss me off!
Leo Bailey
I, AKU THE SHAPESHITTING MASTER OF DARKNESS
Michael Davis
shit, I fucked up.
Benjamin Garcia
What kinds of shapes?
Jason Stewart
I, AKU THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS RELEASED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
Mason Jenkins
>shapeshitting
Ayden Adams
I, AKU THE SHAPESHITTING MASTER OF DARKNESS RELEASED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
Logan Scott
Wyatt Wilson
how evil is unspeakably evil?
Like how do you measure evil, to the point where you can't even talk about it cause its that fucking evil.
Hudson Rodriguez
BUT A FOOLISH JANITORIAL WARRIOR, WIELDING A MAGIC WAND, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE
Samuel Mitchell
I want more people to see this.
Grayson Mitchell
shapeshitting
Asher Hernandez
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I PISSED OUT A PUDDLE IN TIME AND MADE HIM SLIP INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
Xavier Myers
Heard it in his voice.
Julian Evans
Meh 6/10
Leo Perry
Remember the Emoji Movie? That was Aku.
Chase Parker
NOW HE SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND CLEAN UP THE SHITSTAIN THAT IS, AKU
Cooper Gutierrez
apoo
Luke Watson
Wasn't this from a YouTube Poop?
Julian Bell
Jace James
EXTRA THICC
Justin Richardson
Nah it's from the original but I think I know what video your talking about.
Oliver Lopez
by Deepercut
Tyler Ortiz
shapeshitting
Jacob Hall
>shapeshitting
David Murphy
>shapeshitting